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  • Al Gore Becomes a Priest, Says He Will Build an Ark

    09/17/2012 4:23:48 PM PDT · by HollyW · 30 replies
    The Daily Rash ^ | unknown | Mark Donahue
    WASHINGTON – During an appearance on MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Matthews, Al Gore revealed that prior to divorcing his wife Tipper, he was ordained a Catholic priest. He added that he plans to spend the rest of his life listening to confessions “before the impending global warming apocalypse kills everyone on the planet.” A surprised Chris Matthews asked the former vice president why he chose the priesthood. “I can’t really explain why,” Gore replied. “I guess a big part of it is that I really love wearing the priest suit and listening to people tell me their secrets. I first...