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<title>Baldwin Launches Legal Action Over Tape (plus, you will enjoy the YouTube mocking)</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1821292/posts</link>
<description> YOUTUBE - Defending Alec Baldwin (Hannity set him up) Baldwin Launches Legal Action Over Tape By WENN | Saturday, April 21, 2007 Photo Gallery HOLLYWOOD - Actor Alec Baldwin is taking legal action to find out who leaked an answering-machine message rant he left for his 11-year-old daughter to Web site TMZ.com. Baldwin has filed Order to Show Cause papers in Los Angeles Superior Court to find out why his ex-wife Kim Basinger and her lawyers should not be held in contempt. The papers, filed by Baldwin&#x26;#x27;s lawyer Vicki Greene, state: &#x26;#x22;Petitioner (Basinger) is the only parent with custody,...</description>
<author>hollywood.com</author>
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:02:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#x26;#x27;Butt-Printing&#x26;#x27; Teacher Fired</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1765107/posts</link>
<description>A high school art teacher who sparked controversy when his off-hours work as a so-called &#x26;#x22;butt-printing artist&#x26;#x22; became known has been fired. The Chesterfield County School Board, in a unanimous voice vote, decided to terminate Stephen Murmer at a meeting Tuesday night, spokeswoman Debra Marlow said. The vote came during a nearly three-hour meeting during which the board heard Chesterfield superintendent Marcus J. Newsome&#x26;#x27;s recommendation that Murmer be fired during a portion of the meeting closed to the public. Murmer and his lawyer, Jason Anthony, also had an opportunity to present their case in closed session, she said. The voice...</description>
<author>SF Chronicle</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:38:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>FNC - KERRY APOLOGIZES ON HIS WEBSITE..</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730216/posts</link>
<description>didn&#x26;#x27;t it in person in front of a camera..</description>
<author>John Kerry</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730216/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Nov 2006 21:24:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Statement from John Kerry</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730222/posts</link>
<description>A Statement from John Kerry As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop. I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended. It is clear the Republican Party would rather talk about anything but their failed security policy. I don&#x26;#x92;t want my verbal slip to be a diversion...</description>
<author>A Statement from John Kerry</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730222/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Nov 2006 21:31:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Domestication Event:  Why The Donkey And Not The Zebra?</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1724443/posts</link>
<description>Domestication event: Why the donkey and not the zebra? By Eric Hand St. Louis Post-Dispatch (MCT) ST. LOUIS - A few years ago, Egyptologists found a new Pharaonic burial site more than 5,000 years old. They opened up a tomb. &#x26;#x22;They&#x26;#x27;re expecting to find nobles, the highest courtiers,&#x26;#x22; said Washington University archaeologist Fiona Marshall. &#x26;#x22;And what do they find? Ten donkey skeletons.&#x26;#x22; &#x26;#x22;The ancient Egyptian burial shows how highly valued (donkeys) were for the world&#x26;#x27;s first nation state. After the horse came, they became lower status. Of course, they&#x26;#x27;re the butt of jokes and all the rest of it. That...</description>
<author>The State</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1724443/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 19:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Major Iraqi Al-Qaida Merger Rumored in the Works</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1704088/posts</link>
<description>As-yet unsubstantiated reports have begun circulating on radical Arabic-language Internet chat forums that a major effort is now underway to bring the notorious Ansar al-Sunnah Army in Iraq officially under the umbrella of Al-Qaida&#x26;#x27;s Mujahideen Shura Council (MSC). Active since at least mid-2003, Ansar al-Sunnah is one of the few Iraqi insurgent groups other than Zarqawi&#x26;#x27;s Al-Qaida to openly advocate a pro-Bin Laden platform, to carry out suicide bombing attacks, and to distribute beheading videos on the Internet. According to the reports, discussions and &#x26;#x22;planning sessions&#x26;#x22; are currently being held in the restive western Al-Anbar province between representatives of Al-Qaida...</description>
<author>Counter terrorism Blog</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1704088/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:27:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Life</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1701907/posts</link>
<description>It&#x26;#x27;s Friday. Life is meant to be lived. </description>
<author>happynews.com</author>
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<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:12:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Penelope Cruz proud of false bottom in new film</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1698646/posts</link>
<description> Actress Penelope Cruz plays with her hair while being interviewed on the red carpet as she arrives for the gala screening of her new film &#x26;#x27;Volver&#x26;#x27; during the 31st Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, September 8, 2006. The festival runs from September 7 until the 16. (J.P. Moczulski/Reuters) Penelope Cruz says that when she finished six months of work on &#x26;#x22;Volver,&#x26;#x22; the new movie directed by Spain&#x26;#x27;s Pedro Almodovar, she was so wrapped up in her character that she faced an emotional crisis. &#x26;#x22;I couldn&#x26;#x27;t leave the set. I didn&#x26;#x27;t want to take my false ass off. There...</description>
<author>Reuters via Yahoo</author>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:23:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#x26;#x22;The US and Israel Stand Alone&#x26;#x22; [Carter barf alert]
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<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1684766/posts</link>
<description>Former US president Jimmy Carter speaks with DER SPIEGEL about the danger posed to American values by George W. Bush, the difficult situation in the Middle East and Cuba&#x26;#x27;s ailing Fidel Castro. SPIEGEL: Mr. Carter, in your new book you write that only the American people can ensure that the US government returns to the country&#x26;#x27;s old moral principles. Are you suggesting that the current US administration of George W. Bush of acting immorally? Carter: There&#x26;#x27;s no doubt that this administration has made a radical and unpressured departure from the basic policies of all previous administrations including those of both...</description>
<author>SPIEGEL Magazine</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 16:48:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kerry: &#x26;#x91;I Was Wrong&#x26;#x27; On Iraq</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1648797/posts</link>
<description>Washington, D.C. (CNSNews.com) - U.S. Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts on Tuesday told an audience at the liberal Take Back America conference that he was sorry for voting to authorize the war in Iraq, calling the entire mission &#x26;#x22;a mistake.&#x26;#x22; &#x26;#x22;We were misled, we were given evidence that was not true,&#x26;#x22; Kerry said. &#x26;#x22;It was wrong, and I was wrong to vote [for it].&#x26;#x22; Kerry, who led an unsuccessful bid for the presidency in 2004, said it was necessary to admit mistakes because &#x26;#x22;you cannot change the future if you&#x26;#x27;&#x26;#x27;re not honest about the past.&#x26;#x22; He criticized supporters of the...</description>
<author>CNSNews.com</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1648797/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:49:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hi - I&#x26;#x27;m new here and like to post  random items I receive in email, please don&#x26;#x27;t ZOT me.</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1646998/posts</link>
<description>THESE ARE THE SENATORS WHO VOTED TO GIVE SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS TO ILLEGAL ALIENS REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL PARTY, THESE POLITICIANS NEED TO BE DEFEATED IN 2006, 2008 OR 2010, WHENEVER THEY NEXT COME UP FOR OFFICE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW; THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION -- THAT IS, UNLESS THEY DO NOT MIND SHARING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY WITH FOREIGN WORKERS WHO NEVER PAID INTO IT AND AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE BEING LEFT OUT. Grouped by Home State Alabama: Alaska: Stevens (R-AK), Yea Arizona: McCain (R-AZ), Yea Arkansas: Lincoln (D-AR), Yea Pryor (D-AR),...</description>
<author>snopes</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1646998/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 23:25:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Malvo and the War Debate (ZOT!!! Why not to go off antipsychotic meds without a doctor&#x26;#x92;s guidance)</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1640058/posts</link>
<description>I am curious why none of the media covers the most important aspect of the Malvo shootings. If you look at Newspapers on the dates when the shootings are underway you discover something I find quite interesting. The shootings begin to dominate the news the day before the debate on the Iraq war starts and they catch them the day after the declaration of war??? If you ask most people &#x26;#x22;do you remember the debate about starting the second Iraq war&#x26;#x22;, they will all answer &#x26;#x22;yes of course&#x26;#x22;. But if you followup with the question &#x26;#x22;name one point in the...</description>
<author>Me</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1640058/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 13:48:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>What is a FReeper? (zot)</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1640747/posts</link>
<description>I recently received a reply to a post that stated: &#x26;#x22;This should be beneath a &#x26;#x22;freeper&#x26;#x22;. Sad.&#x26;#x22; So I asked.. what is it that makes a FReeper? My reply (and I will admit was tasteless) was also questioning. It stirred controversy and was removed? Why Moderators? Can you not tell me? Did it not meet with your &#x26;#x22;FReeper&#x26;#x22; mentality? According to all posted guidelines it should be listed but no, you chose to delete it. Yes.. I&#x26;#x27;m the first one IBTZ, I&#x26;#x27;m sure you&#x26;#x27;ll nick me for speaking up..</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 19:41:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1599093/posts</link>
<description>I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader. Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything. Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red...</description>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1599093/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 14:29:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1556759/posts</link>
<description>Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That&#x26;#x27;s right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our &#x26;#x22;civil liberties&#x26;#x22; than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans...</description>
<author>Department of Troll Control</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1556759/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:39:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Female Bum Behind Valentine Symbol?</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1578621/posts</link>
<description>Feb. 13, 2006 &#x26;#x97; The familiar double-lobed heart symbol seen on Valentine&#x26;#x27;s Day cards and candy was inspired by the shape of human female buttocks as seen from the rear, according to a professor of psychology who studied the origin, history and symbolism of the Feb.14 holiday. Galdino Pranzarone of Roanoke College in Salem, Va., told Discovery News that he analyzed &#x26;#x22;essential literary and speculative evidence from mythology and secondary sources,&#x26;#x22; which led to his theory. He believes one rather obvious bit of evidence is that the heart symbol does not directly duplicate the heart human organ. &#x26;#x22;The twin lobes...</description>
<author>Discovery News</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1578621/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 00:31:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>ZOT this Fashist!</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1574566/posts</link>
<description>In this war freedom should come first not after! In New Hampshire the Motto is Live free or Die! I don&#x26;#x27;t need Bush spying on law abiding americans and taking our freedoms. Anyone who surrenders a square inch of freedom to the government in the name of saftey is a traitor and should be treated like one! Let the Bush Fashists all drop dead! Filthy Commys! LET FREEDOM RING!</description>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1574566/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Feb 2006 20:53:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bye-bye Delay! So long crooks! Goodbye world, I&#x26;#x27;m gone by ZOT!</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1554391/posts</link>
<description>Yaa, you repukes are not doing so well, huh? Imagine, you repukes control the presidency, both houses of Congress, and appointed 7 of the 9 Supreme Court justices. Yet the Supreme Court thre out sodomy laws in all 50 states and recognized the right of government to seize land for any reason. And you couldn&#x26;#x27;t pass your Social Security changes could you? Sorry, that was your last shot. Come November, we&#x26;#x27;re going to start seeing more Democratic faces in the House. It&#x26;#x27;s the end for you guys. You guys are celebrating when Bush&#x26;#x27;s numbers go *up* to 45%. Then Faux...</description>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1554391/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2006 02:43:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bush&#x26;#x27;s Job Growth WORST in 50 Years (Roll out the red carpet for this &#x26;#x93;staunch Bush supporter.&#x26;#x94;)</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1551102/posts</link>
<description>Bush&#x26;#x92;s giant Right Wing Noise Machine (RWNM) loves to preach about the Bush economic miracle. In fact, the RWNM&#x26;#x92;s current thinking is Bush doesn&#x26;#x92;t spend enough time talking about his economic triumphs. If only he did, then everyone would fall in line and believe in the great Bush economic miracle. There is one problem with this argument: it&#x26;#x92;s a lie. Any way you look at the Bush economy, it comes up short. Today, I want to compare Bush&#x26;#x92;s job creation record with other economic recoveries. As usual, Bush comes up way short. The national Bureau of Economic Research has identified...</description>
<author>bopnews</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1551102/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jan 2006 16:29:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Seriously, Why Don&#x26;#x27;t You Trolls Try Something Original?</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1550230/posts</link>
<description>Why does anybody support George w Bush as President? He is clearly the worst President I have ever seen -- a complete disaster. And before you say anything, I have been a registered Republican for 25 years.</description>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1550230/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jan 2006 17:27:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>SICK OF PEOPLE IMPOSING THEIR RELIGOUS BELIEFS ON OTHERS</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1547699/posts</link>
<description>After reading all of the crap that people have been saying regarding Adult Private Social Clubs, I felt that I had to post an article and give my opinion. I am sick and tired of all the religous groups that are saying that there are drugs, prostitution, minors, non-consenting people, and just immoral people at these clubs! First of all, who do these people think they are to decide what is morally right or wrong for me? I believe that I have a good set of morals. I am a law abiding, tax paying citizen, I work full time and...</description>
<author>Freeper</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1547699/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 18:42:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>ZOT! Censorship alleged</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1542277/posts</link>
<description>Lies of omission about 9/11 -- stoking fears of terrorism THEY WANT YOU TO BE AFRAID The following post was censored by freerepublic.com shortly after it was posted on their &#x26;#x22;public&#x26;#x22; forum on 9/11/04. That forum is designed to appear as though it is a community forum open to all, but this post only received three responses before it and its replies were deleted, and a repeat posting at 4 am PST on 9/20/04 didn&#x26;#x27;t stay online for 5 minutes! Someone is apparently watching closely over the content of the freerepublic.com forums and censoring them 24/7 (though they might have...</description>
<author>Censored News &#x26; Ideas</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1542277/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 13:27:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I&#x26;#x27;m so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1306051/posts</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 20:25:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Real Trolls Do Not wanna Be Zotted!</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1533741/posts</link>
<description>Who is a Real sniper????? And not a terroist??</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 4 Dec 2005 14:35:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Something Every Zottee Should Realize</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1523763/posts</link>
<description>&#x26;#x3C;p&#x26;#x3E;You people are jerks. Not likeable jerks either, but the kind folks would like to smack in the back of the head with a shovel. Think Judge Snells from Caddyshack or Neidermier from Animal House.&#x26;#x3C;/p&#x26;#x3E;

&#x26;#x3C;p&#x26;#x3E;I know this probably comes as a shock to you, but if you do some serious soul searching, you&#x26;#x27;ll realize that I am right.&#x26;#x3C;/p&#x26;#x3E;

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