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  • Brawl Mars DMV Music Awards Outside Washington

    03/07/2011 7:32:22 PM PST · by jdfromny · 20 replies
    MYFOXDC.COM ^ | 3/7/11 | ROZ PLATER
    ARLINGTON, Va. - Arlington police say a brawl broke out during the DMV music awards ceremony, sending one person to a local hospital. VIDEO#1 COURTESY: DMVLIFE.com Police say five people were treated Saturday night at the scene of the awards ceremony, which honors local rap, hip-hop and R&B performers. About 1,500 people attended the ceremony at the Crystal City Hyatt, and witnesses said more than 20 police vehicles responded to deal with a half dozen fights that broke out.
  • Asses Barry Kicked

    06/08/2010 9:33:10 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 16 replies · 43+ views
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-8-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen
    A fun trend on Twitter called #AssesBarryKicked has been making the rounds, here's a partial and evolving list (a mix of humor and serious): My ListHope American Medicine The Dem Majority Media whores Clean oceans Golf tees Capitalism Government Motors Presidential decorum Glistening presidential pecs Respect for Supreme Court National Security Accepting fault (Bush's fault) His daughters at Stratego America's backbone Martha Coakley’s Senate Campaign Staying classy Jihad (the word, not the ideology) Tax cuts Leadership The Olympics in Chicago Memorized speeches The dollar Jimmy Carter's legacy My favorites from Twitter: NASA The salute 37 bowling pins “The fools...
  • French man with two asses surprises Swedish officials

    07/01/2008 9:02:51 AM PDT · by Schnucki · 57 replies · 284+ views
    The Local ^ | June 30, 2008 | David Landes
    Customs officials in Gothenburg were at a loss as to how to deal with Jacques Abdelaziz and his two four-legged pack animals when the trio wandered off a ferry boat from Denmark on Sunday afternoon. * Dropped French bid hits TeliaSonera shares (30 Jun 08) * France Telecom ups bid for TeliaSonera (30 Jun 08) * Gothenburg club and concert tips - June 27 - 29 (26 Jun 08) Abdelaziz, who hails from Brittany in northwestern France, has been wandering around Europe for the past two months with his two donkeys, Nounou and Toutoune, according to the Göteborg-Posten (GP) newspaper....
  • How Wild Asses Became Donkeys Of The Pharaohs

    03/10/2008 4:55:47 PM PDT · by blam · 24 replies · 737+ views
    New Scientist ^ | 3-10-2008 | Andy Coghlan
    How wild asses became donkeys of the pharaohs 21:00 10 March 2008 NewScientist.com news service Andy Coghlan The ancient Egyptian state was built on the backs of tamed wild asses. Ten skeletons excavated from burial sites of the first Egyptian kings are the best evidence yet that modern-day donkeys emerged through domestication of African wild asses. The 5000-year-old bones also provide the earliest indications that asses were used for transport. The skeletons suggest that the smaller frames of today's donkeys hadn't yet evolved. Instead, the bones resemble those of modern-day Nubian and Somali wild asses, which are much larger than...
  • THE DEMS' KARMIC DILEMMA. Pay it Forward

    01/18/2007 12:01:26 PM PST · by Checkers · 7 replies · 1,178+ views
    tnr ^ | Post date 01.12.07 | Issue date 01.22.07 | Michael Crowley
    Hours after Nancy Pelosi was sworn in as House speaker last week, Democratic Representative Rahm Emanuel held a celebratory reception at Johnny's Half Shell, an upscale Capitol Hill restaurant. Having just overseen his party's victorious campaign as chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (dccc), Emanuel resembled a mafia don who had taken down a rival family and was now receiving visitors (Harold Ickes, Paul Begala, James Carville) to kiss his ring. Filing into the restaurant along with the giddy Democrats, however, was a crowd with markedly longer faces. These were Republicans attending a reception for Arizona Senator Jon Kyl,...
  • Dean and Pelosi - The Gums of August

    05/11/2006 5:15:02 PM PDT · by Covenantor · 4 replies · 383+ views
    Canada Free Press ^ | Tuesday, May 9, 2006 | John Burtis
    Dean and Pelosi - The Gums of August By John Burtis Tuesday, May 9, 2006 Rising from the windy plains like twin pillars of fire, braying with the ungodly howls of a brace of hell dogs, the twin slavering Hounds of the Tyndalos have laid bare their party’s plans for usurping governmental power and returning it to the proper and passionate elites. Ayuh, the left’s premier field commanders, Nancy Pelosi, the woman who would be Speaker at the moment of victory, and Howard Dean, who will return to the sodden comfort of his ordure peppered Green Mountain pastures, come victory...
  • Mayor Nagin Curses Gov. Blanco, Pres. Bush

    09/02/2005 9:20:19 AM PDT · by Carl/NewsMax · 195 replies · 4,979+ views
    NewsMax.com ^ | Sept. 2, 2005 | Carl Limbacher
    New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin exploded in frustration last night as his city spun further out of control, saying that Gov. Kathleen Blanco and President Bush need to stop holding "goddman press conferences" and "get their ass[es] on a plane and sit down, the two of them, and figure this out right now." "I don't know whose problem it is. I don't know whether it's the governor's problem. I don't know whether it's the president's problem," Nagin said during an interview with a local New Orleans radio station. "But somebody needs to get their ass on a plane and sit...
  • Who's a bigger ASS? Sabato or Zogby; Freeper fun vote

    11/02/2004 6:35:41 PM PST · by Perdogg · 23 replies · 162+ views
    11/02/04 | Perdogg
    enjoy!
  • Kerry's axis

    03/12/2004 5:36:45 AM PST · by ReleaseTheHounds · 6 replies · 248+ views
    The Washington Times ^ | March 12, 2004 | Diana West
    <p>A blogger on the official John Kerry campaign Web site has offered a telling insight into the Kerry campaign in her account (since removed) of a December campaign party.</p> <p>"We had 200 guests eating, drinking, and watching the MoveOn documentary 'Uncovered,' featuring Joseph Wilson and Rand Beers from the Kerry campaign," wrote blogger Pamela Leavey, describing a Kerry event that did not include Mr. Kerry himself. "When Theresa Heinz-Kerry arrived, she handed me a pin that read in the center: 'Asses of Evil' with 'Bush,' 'Cheney,' 'Rumsfeld,' and 'Ashcroft' surrounding it."</p>