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  • The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Life

    09/15/2006 2:12:28 AM PDT · by sully777 · 358 replies · 7,067+ views
    happynews.com ^ | September 15, 2006 | Sully777
    It's Friday. Life is meant to be lived.
  • Operation removes lightbulb from Mohammed's anus

    06/29/2006 5:22:19 AM PDT · by Diggler · 50 replies · 1,117+ views
    MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it...