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  • Ex-congressman James Traficant dies

    09/27/2014 11:17:10 AM PDT · by AuH2ORepublican · 139 replies
    The Washington Post ^ | September 27, 2014 | Washington Post
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  • Saw an interesting UFO tonight

    08/31/2014 8:29:14 PM PDT · by Pox · 78 replies
    N/A | 08/31/2014 | N.A
    I went outside tonight around 08:15 PM PDT And looked to the North/Northeast and noticed a bright orange object coming in from that direction to the SW and curving slightly towards South. It was moving pretty fast and didn't have a tail and I didn't think much of it as I see a lot of aircraft in this area heading towards the local airstrip in Carlsbad or further south towards San Diego. It did not have a tail/trail, and was not on a path typical of shooting star nor orbital debris. After about 30 seconds of my noticing it the...
  • NSA director modeled top secret war room to look like the bridge of Star Trek's Enterprise

    09/15/2013 2:23:51 PM PDT · by Irenic · 34 replies
    Mail Online ^ | 15 September 2013 | Daily Mail Reporter
    NSA director modeled top secret war room to look like the bridge of Star Trek's Enterprise As head of the Army's Intelligence and Security Command, Keith Alexander gave orders from the odd room designed with tax dollars Alexander now heads the embroiled NSA The director of one of America’s largest spy agencies is catching flack for once working from a war room built with American tax dollars to mimic a fantastical space ship. Keith Alexander heads up the National Security Agency and in addition to a lot on controversial revelations about his organization, a recent profile of the top spy...
  • IL Govt. Unemployment Website Translates Into Chinese, Mlatese, Polish, Russian, Spanish & KLINGON!

    08/21/2013 7:10:46 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 21 replies
    Jewish World Review ^ | August 21, 2013 | Ellen Jean Hirst
    State agency's website offers Klingon translation Even bureaucracy can't be satirized these days (MCT) If you wanted to ask an Illinois Department of Employment Security professional how to appeal a denied claim — in Klingon — you would say: vaj tem DoQ, chay' Qu' appeal? That means, if my claim is denied, how do I appeal? You can learn how to ask many questions in Klingon — an unofficial language created for humanoid characters in the "Star Trek" television series and movies — on the IDES website. The site offers translations via Microsoft Translator. The current options are Spanish, Polish,...
  • Scottish Law May Require Social Workers To Be Assigned To All Children (Sotland,UN)

    06/12/2013 11:09:51 PM PDT · by prisoner6 · 24 replies
    opposingviews, The Blaze, various ^ | Wed, June 12, 2013 | Heather Manes
    The Scottish Parliament is considering a controversial bill that would assign a social worker to every child born in the country in order to “promote, support or safeguard the well-being of the child or young person.” The Children and Young People Bill, though well-intentioned, has many critics who believe it infringes too much on the personal nature of child-rearing. According to the bill, every child would be assigned a “named person” other than the parents, but unlike in the case of naming a godparent, the parents do not have a choice of opting not to have one.
  • EU to ban olive oil jugs from restaurants

    05/17/2013 9:57:43 PM PDT · by Olog-hai · 56 replies
    Daily Telegraph (UK) ^ | 5:52PM BST 17 May 2013 | Bruno Waterfield
    The European Union is to ban olive oil jugs and dipping bowls from restaurant tables in a move described by one of Britain’s top cooks as authoritarian and damaging to artisan food makers. The small glass jugs filled with green- or gold-colored extra virgin olive oil are familiar and traditional for restaurant goers across Europe, but they will be banned from 1 January 2014 after a decision taken in an obscure Brussels committee earlier this week. From next year, olive oil “presented at a restaurant table” must be in prepackaged factory bottles with a tamper-proof dispensing nozzle and labeling in...
  • (Beam Me Up!) - IRS Calls 'Star Trek' Parody Video a Mistake

    03/23/2013 8:24:42 AM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 28 replies
    Orange County Register ^ | March 22, 2013 | STEPHEN OHLEMACHER
    <p>WASHINGTON (AP) — Nobody's going to win an Emmy for a parody of the TV show "Star Trek" filmed by Internal Revenue Service employees at an agency studio in Maryland.</p> <p>Instead, the IRS got a rebuke from Congress for wasting taxpayer dollars.</p>
  • Traficant may yet be on Ohio ballot

    08/31/2010 2:30:46 AM PDT · by markomalley · 21 replies
    UPI ^ | 8/30/2010
    YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio, Aug. 30 (UPI) -- Jim Traficant, the ex-Ohio congressman convicted of taking bribes and cheating on his taxes, is close to getting the November ballot, officials said Monday. The Mahoning County Board of Elections decided Monday night Traficant, 69, has enough signatures on his nominating petitions to get on the general election ballot as an independent candidate in Ohio's 17th Congressional District, WKBN-TV, Youngstown, reported. Traficant, who represented the district as a Democrat from 1985 to 2002, had started out the day 20 signatures short. The board's review left him with 11 names to spare, WKBN-TV said. "It's...
  • Ex-con James Traficant to run for Ohio US House seat

    05/03/2010 11:51:00 AM PDT · by GQuagmire · 39 replies · 971+ views
    Boston Herald via AP ^ | May 3, 2010 | ap
    WARREN, Ohio — James A. Traficant Jr., who served nearly two decades in Congress and seven years in prison for corruption, filed petitions Monday to run as an independent in his northeast Ohio home turf. Trumbull County elections board director Kelly Pallante said Traficant came to the board’s offices around 9:30 a.m. to file the paperwork, which will be reviewed by a July 15 deadline.
  • Will an ex-convict stage a political comeback? ("Beam me up!" - James Traficant)

    05/01/2010 10:11:54 AM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 12 replies · 684+ views
    Associated Press Writer ^ | May 1, 2010 | MEGHAN BARR
    Will an ex-convict stage a political comeback? By MEGHAN BARR, Associated Press Writer Saturday, May 1, 2010 at 9:16 a.m. BOARDMAN, Ohio — A hero of the tea party movement is seated in a corner booth at his favorite diner, his famous toupee sticking out above the wooden slats like a warning. That mop of hair, possibly more famous than the man himself, tells the regulars bent over coffee mugs all they need to know: Jimbo has entered the building. He has arrived, as usual, with an entourage. But ever since he was released from prison last fall, Jim Traficant's...
  • Jim Traficant (beam me up) is appearing on WTAM (Cleveland) Saturdays, 1-4 PM EST, tune in!

    01/14/2010 2:31:11 PM PST · by Las Vegas Dave · 16 replies · 807+ views
    Jim Traficant (beam me up) is appearing on WTAM (Cleveland) Saturdays, 1-4 PM EST on a limited basis, tune in if you can ! Jim's guest this Saturday is Ed O'Neil (Married with Children). O'Neill, a native of Youngstown, Ohio, became intrigued with acting when he was teaching sixth grade and taking theater classes at Youngstown State University in his spare time. Seven years later, O'Neill decided to pursue acting as a profession, so he moved to New York and got a job as a bus boy. His first break came when he was understudying the lead in the Broadway...
  • Traficant in studio 9-25-2009 3pm to 6pm (former congressman "BEAM ME UP" Jim Traficant )

    09/24/2009 1:59:45 PM PDT · by Las Vegas Dave · 7 replies · 451+ views
    wtam.com ^ | Thursday 09-24-2009 | unknown
    Former congressman Jim Traficant was released from prison a week or two ago. On Friday September 24th Jim will host the TRIV show, 1100AM-WTAM.
  • Ex-Con Jim Traficant Weighs Reelection to House

    09/15/2009 9:18:23 PM PDT · by kingattax · 24 replies · 806+ views
    ABC News ^ | Sept. 15, 2009 | DEVIN DWYER
    Former Ohio Democrat Eligible to Run, But Does He Have Support? --- He may be down, but don't count him out. Former Democratic congressman James Traficant, fresh off completing a seven year prison term for a bribery and racketeering conviction, says he has not ruled out running for Congress again. "I'm not sure at this point," Traficant told CNN on Monday when asked if he would seek reelection. "Both parties would not want to see me in Washington, believe me… I was very controversial down there." Traficant, known for his flamboyant appearance and fiery political speeches, served nine terms representing...
  • Traficant could be back in Ohio soon

    [snip] Convicted in 2002 of 10 counts including bribery, obstruction of justice and tax evasion, Traficant's prison term is up Sept. 2 [2009]. [snip]
  • Auction Passes Up Traficant's Art (Beam Me Up!)

    05/23/2007 3:19:39 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 20 replies · 1,377+ views
    The Plain Dealer ^ | Wednesday, May 23, 2007 | Sabrina Eaton
    Auction passes up Traficant's art Wednesday, May 23, 2007 Sabrina Eaton Plain Dealer Bureau Washington -- A kitschy pair of acrylic paintings by prison Picasso Jim Traficant got the brushoff at a public television charity auction when their donor, a juror in Traficant's case who now regrets the guilty verdict, asked auctioneers to broadcast a statement that called the former congressman a "political prisoner." The former juror, Leo Glaser of Independence, said he was "disappointed" that WVIZ Channel 25 withheld the paintings and said they would have attracted enthusiastic bidding. "PBS is getting taxpayer money, so I understand their reasoning...
  • The dorkiest of technology devices (TREKKIE HEAVEN)

    10/15/2006 3:52:14 PM PDT · by Chi-townChief · 83 replies · 2,324+ views
    Star Newspapers - Chicago ^ | October 15, 2006 | Myra Eder
    First prize winner, for sure. Today I am announcing this column's inaugural blue ribbon award for the totally dorkiest look of the year. There's no contest here. Without any doubt, the dumbest sight anywhere in 2006 is a human ear with a Bluetooth technology device sticking out. For starters, it looks ridiculous — like a reject part from the Borg (evil cyberbeings). Is anyone so important she or he must be linked to Verizon Wireless or Cingular or any mobile service on an 24/7 basis? I don't think so. And if one has to be on call for any reason,...
  • Scientists teleport two different objects

    10/04/2006 7:11:24 PM PDT · by TampaDude · 36 replies · 1,592+ views
    CNN.com ^ | 10/04/2006 | Reuters
    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Beaming people in Star Trek fashion is still in the realms of science fiction but physicists in Denmark have teleported information from light to matter bringing quantum communication and computing closer to reality. Until now scientists have teleported similar objects such as light or single atoms over short distances from one spot to another in a split second. But Professor Eugene Polzik and his team at the Niels Bohr Institute at Copenhagen University in Denmark have made a breakthrough by using both light and matter. "It is one step further because for the first time it...
  • U.S.-Mexico merger opposition intensifies

    07/10/2006 5:51:15 AM PDT · by brain bleeds red · 141 replies · 1,719+ views
    World Net Daily ^ | July 9, 2006 | Joseph Farah
    WASHINGTON – Are secret meetings being held between the corporate and political elites of the U.S., Mexico and Canada to push North America into a European Union-style merger? Is President Bush's reluctance to control the border and enforce laws requiring deportation of foreigners who enter the country illegally part of a master plan to all but eliminate borders between the U.S., Canada and Mexico? Does the agenda of the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America include a common currency that would scrap the dollar in favor of what some are calling the "amero"? It may be the biggest story...
  • The North American Union "matrix"

    06/16/2006 10:26:30 AM PDT · by madfly · 40 replies · 1,401+ views
    eco-logic Powerhouse ^ | June 15, 2006 | Steven Yates
    Back in 2004, I published The Real Matrix, in seven parts (read them here). I had little idea how the process outlined there would accelerate in 2005 and 2006. Indeed, even those still "plugged in" ought to be wondering why the U.S. Senate just gave thumbs-up (62 yeas vs. 26 nays) to an immigration bill that most of the public does not want, and that would clearly be destructive of this country's long-term best interests – educationally, culturally, and economically. Those of us out here in the Desert of the Real are aware that the Senate just took us one...
  • Historian looks at fruitless quest for intelligent extraterrestrial life (Barf Alert!)

    04/03/2006 5:10:47 PM PDT · by KevinDavis · 191 replies · 1,595+ views
    SFGate.com ^ | 04/02/06 | George Basalla
    The year 2010 will mark the 50th anniversary of humanity's strangest scientific quest: the use of giant radiotelescope dishes to listen for radio messages from alien beings in space. So far, the search has been a complete bust. The radioastronomers keep listening, but the stars aren't talking to us -- not yet, anyway. Oddly, the failure of the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence, or SETI, has been largely ignored by the general public, journalists and Hollywood filmmakers. They continue to be enchanted by (and, in Hollywood's case, to commercially exploit) the hope that intelligent life is sprinkled across the galaxy like...
  • Star Trek tricorder ready for beam up

    03/18/2006 8:58:01 PM PST · by txroadkill · 60 replies · 5,595+ views
    vnunet ^ | 13 Mar 2006 | Matthew Chapman
    The Star Trek vision of analysing rocks and minerals with the sweep of a handheld device has taken a step towards becoming science rather than science fiction. "We are developing a tricorder," said Robert Downs, associate professor of geosciences at The University of Arizona in Tucson. Professor Downs is using a technique called Raman spectroscopy to compile a library of spectral fingerprints for all the Earth's minerals. About 1,500 of the 4,000 known minerals have been catalogued so far. Although the current Raman spectrometer takes up an area the size of a tabletop, Professor Downs's colleague M. Bonner Denton, a...
  • Cremation is a pagan Practice: George W Bush

    02/10/2006 8:16:23 AM PST · by voletti · 23 replies · 538+ views
    Rediff Columns ^ | 2/9/06 | Vijay Dandapani
    George W Bush's protocol handlers have notified South Block that the American President's deep belief in his born again faith precludes his visiting Mahatma Gandhi's Samadhi at New Delhi's Raj Ghat -- during his forthcoming visit to India. When asked -- by reporters on a recent trip aboard Air Force One -- if he will be breaking a decades long tradition of foreign dignitaries visiting India paying respect to the Father of India, Mr Bush, as is his wont, was caught off guard and mumbled something about how the Gospel of Jesus Christ views cremation as a pagan practice. Astonishingly,...
  • Convicted Former Congressman Painting in Prison (James Traficant)

    01/13/2006 7:08:52 PM PST · by woofie · 102 replies · 4,272+ views
    Associated Press ^ | Wed, Jan. 11, 2006
    CLEVELAND - Former U.S. Rep. James Traficant, expelled from Congress in 2002 after his bribery and racketeering conviction, is now dabbling in watercolors and acrylic rather than politics. The Ohio Democrat, who served nine terms in the House of Representatives, is serving eight years in federal prison after being convicted on a 2001 indictment. He's passing the time by painting. Traficant is currently selling 12 paintings, which feature pastoral scenes and horses, for $140 to $205 on the Web site http://www.beammeupart.com. The site's name comes from Traficant's practice of ending his often flamboyant congressional speeches by saying "Beam me up!"...
  • Harry Potter? What Does God Have To Say?

    01/06/2006 7:57:37 AM PST · by RoadTest · 345 replies · 4,730+ views
    Jesus-Is-Lord Website ^ | Year 2000 | David J. Meyer
    I am writing this urgent message because I was once a witch. I lived by the stars as an astrologer and numerologist casting horoscopes and spells. I lived in the mysterious and shadowy realm of the occult. By means of spells and magic, I was able to invoke the powers of the "controlling unknown" and fly upon the night winds transcending the astral plane. Halloween was my favorite time of the year and I was intrigued and absorbed in the realm of Wiccan witchcraft. All of this was happening in the decade of the 1960’s when witchcraft was just starting...

    12/09/2005 4:09:03 AM PST · by TheSentry · 2 replies · 518+ views
    SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER ^ | Dec. 1st, 2005 | Pete Yost (AP writer)
    SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1152AP_Military_Antrax.html Thursday, December 1, 2005 · Last updated 10:01 a.m. PT _Anthrax shots may be required in military_ By PETE YOST ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER * WASHINGTON -- The Bush administration asked a federal appeals court Thursday to reinstate mandatory anthrax inoculations for many military personnel, while a lawyer for soldiers who refused the shots said anti-anthrax vaccine was never intended for the purpose the Pentagon is using it. * The government is appealing a decision by U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan, who suspended anthrax vaccinations after he found fault in the Food and Drug Administration's process for...
  • James ‘Scotty’ Doohan dies at age 85

    07/20/2005 8:50:53 AM PDT · by Borges · 101 replies · 2,566+ views
    MSNBC ^ | 7/20/05
    LOS ANGELES (CP) -- The publicist for James Doohan says the actor who played Scotty on Star Trek has died at his home in Washington state. More to come...
  • Upcoming Events: Peter Jennings UFO Special on TV: February 24, 2005

    02/06/2005 8:16:28 PM PST · by Momaw Nadon · 162 replies · 8,652+ views
    ABC via UFO Evidence ^ | Wednesday, February 2, 2005 | Peter Jennings
    PETER JENNINGS REPORTING: UFO's: LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE - THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET) -- Each year there are thousands of reports of unidentified flying objects, but the U.S. government doesn't investgate any of them. This special program will seriously examine the unexplained phenomena around the world that so many people believe is proof of the existence of UFOs.
  • BEAM ME UP! [One Minute Speeches by Traficant, quick load archive being started.]

    01/15/2005 5:56:34 AM PST · by Arthur Wildfire! March · 12 replies · 1,002+ views
    South Boston Phoenix
    A look at the dark underbelly of recent history, from the mid-1990s to the early part of this decade: one minute speeches by former Blue Dog Congressman, James Traficant. He took on the IRS. Then he was impeached and sent to jail. Felon or Fighter for Freedom? A little of both. And he knew how to make a darn good speech. There are many, many more speeches by former, impeached Congressman Traficant in the South Boston Phoenix 'vaults', which will be steadilly loaded and shared in the future, God willing, if people show an interest. South Boston Phoenix is loading...
  • Supreme Court Lets Stand Ex-Congressman's Conviction

    01/10/2005 9:55:25 AM PST · by pissant · 9 replies · 428+ views
    reuters ^ | 1/10/05 | staff
    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - James Traficant, a flamboyant former congressman, lost an appeal on Monday seeking U.S. Supreme Court (news - web sites) review of his conviction on corruption charges and of his eight-year prison sentence. Reuters Photo Traficant, a Democrat from Ohio and a member of the House of Representatives from 1985 until his expulsion in 2002, urged the court to hear the appeal "to remedy the constitutional violations that undermine his conviction and sentence." Traficant, who represented a district based in Youngstown, was known for using the phrase "beam me up" during his colorful and controversial one-minute daily speeches...
  • German's Claim of Kidnapping Brings Investigation of U.S. CIA Link

    01/09/2005 12:21:45 PM PST · by Destro · 16 replies · 1,222+ views
    nytimes.com ^ | January 9, 2005 | DON VAN NATTA Jr. and SOUAD MEKHENNET
    Khaled el-Masri said he left his wife and children for a weeklong vacation and returned to them after five months of captivity. German's Claim of Kidnapping Brings Investigation of U.S. Link By DON VAN NATTA Jr. and SOUAD MEKHENNET Published: January 9, 2005 MUNICH - On the afternoon of Dec. 31, 2003, Khaled el-Masri was traveling on a tourist bus headed for the Macedonian capital, Skopje, where he was hoping to escape the "holiday pressures" of home life during a weeklong vacation. When the bus reached the Serbia-Macedonia border, Mr. Masri said, he was asked the usual questions: Where are...
  • Klingons for Kerry (coffee--->keyboard alert)

    09/23/2004 6:09:16 PM PDT · by atomic conspiracy · 38 replies · 1,073+ views
    Willamette (OR) Week ^ | 9-22-04 | Zach Dundas
    Klingons for Kerry EXCLUSIVE: Straw-poll shocker! Fierce warrior race strongly backs Democrat. Even as John Kerry struggles to establish national-security credentials nationally, an exclusive WW straw poll shows his campaign dominating one skeptical, warlike demographic: Klingons. The poll, conducted when the DVD release of the Star Trek fan documentary Trekkies 2 attracted Portland's Klingon community to Tower Records on Southeast 102nd Avenue, may spell trouble for President George W. Bush. The incumbent has staked his campaign on the war on terror. But those who speak the language of the Trek warrior race--known to disdain dishonor, or quvHa'ghach--seem alienated by Iraq...
  • 'Draft Traficant' Campaign Fizzles (1st Democrat Withdraws from 2004 Democratic Presdiential Race)

    09/25/2003 7:01:55 AM PDT · by rftc · 10 replies · 182+ views
    The Ohio Beacon Journal ^ | September 25, 2003 | staff report
    Former Ohio Congressman James A. Traficant Jr. (D-JAIL) is no longer seeking to trade his prison cell for the Oval Office. A group that formed a Presidential Exploratory Committee for the ousted Democrat announced Wednesday that it will end a two month campaign because of lack of support.Traficant is in prison for bribery and racketeering.Marcus Belk, the manager of the 'Draft Traficant for President in 2004' Campaign said the group could not raise the $100,000.00 needed to qualify for federal matching funds.All donations will be returned, Belk said.
  • Traficant Backers Probe Presidential Bid (joke of the century alert)

    08/01/2003 1:11:04 PM PDT · by El Conservador · 20 replies · 431+ views
    Yahoo! News ^ | August 1, 2003 | MALIA RULON
    WASHINGTON - James A. Traficant, a former Ohio congressman in prison for bribery and racketeering charges, has given his approval to supporters to form a presidential exploratory committee. "The battle to free James Traficant and to evict the Socialists and 'free traders' from the Democratic Party is now under way," campaign spokesman Marcus Belk said. "Someone buy the Washington establishment a bottle of Maalox." Belk said the group, which announced Friday that it had gotten Traficant's approval by letter, has raised $10,224 in cash pledges made on Traficant's campaign Web site. The average contribution was $71, he said. Once a...
  • Imprisoned Traficant Runs for President

    08/01/2003 1:27:34 PM PDT · by Cathryn Crawford · 51 replies · 396+ views
    Newsmax ^ | August 1, 2003
    Imprisoned Traficant Runs for President Oh, Ohio! If Democrat sleazemeister Jerry Springer can announce his ambitions for the U.S. Senate, why can't jailbird ex-Rep. James Traficant join the Democrats' already-wacky race for the White House? Why not indeed? The former congressman's campaign today announced he has given his approval to supporters to form a presidential exploratory committee. "The battle to free James Traficant and to evict the socialists and 'free traders' from the Democratic Party is now under way," campaign spokesman Marcus Belk said. "Someone buy the Washington establishment a bottle of Maalox." Watch out, John Kerry and Howard Dean:...
  • Democratic Nationalists form DRAFT Jim TRAFICANT Committee

    07/24/2003 7:58:25 AM PDT · by Xthe17th · 18 replies · 245+ views
    NO: NO: YES: "Democratic Nationalists" supporting Traficant's bid pledge electoral victory against ultra-left Democratic Socialists invasion of Democratic party as well as "free trade" economic treachery of the Democratic Leadership Council. On one year anniversary of Congressman's wrongful expulsion from Congress, candidate approved "Draft Traficant" Committee Files with FEC in Washington. July 24, 2003 In a stunning political move by his supporters, authorized "Draft Traficant" leaders file official organizational papers with Federal Elections Commission in Washington on Monday. Draft Committee pledges "Candidate's Movement" supporting Traficant throughout next year in Democratic primaries nationwide. "We will fight against the Democratic Socialists and...
  • If you need someone to Klingon... (Help Wanted: One Klingon Interpreter)

    05/10/2003 8:18:47 PM PDT · by mhking · 40 replies · 222+ views
    The (Portland) Oregonian ^ | 5.10.03 | STEVE WOODWARD
    If you need someone to Klingon. . . 05/10/03STEVE WOODWARD Multnomah County is looking for a Klingon interpreter -- just in case. The county doesn't expect to be invaded by the alien warriors from "Star Trek" movies and TV series. But the office that treats county mental health patients wants to be prepared in case a client arrives in an emergency room gabbing in the galactic language. "We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," says Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves some 60,000 mental health clients. So...
  • Japanese scientist invents 'invisibility cloak'

    02/05/2003 11:24:02 AM PST · by new cruelty · 84 replies · 766+ views
    Ananova ^ | Feb 3 2002
    A Japanese scientist has developed a coat which appears to make the wearer invisible. The illusion was part of a demonstration of optical camouflage technology at Tokyo University. It is the brainchild of Professor Susumu Tachi who is in the early stage of research he hopes will eventually make camouflaged objects virtually transparent. The photograph was taken through a viewfinder that uses a combination of moving images taken behind the wearer to give a transparent effect. It's hoped the technology will be useful for surgeons frustrated their own hands and surgical tools can block their view of operations and pilots...
  • A post election memo from an angry and frustrated liberal Democrat

    11/22/2002 9:59:40 AM PST · by New Revolution · 97 replies · 543+ views
    Louisiana Weekly ^ | David C. Bellinger
    As an American citizen and a liberal Democrat I feel as though I have been kicked in my political gut and left breathless as a result of Tuesday's election. How President Bush could possibly campaign on making the tax cuts permanent and repealing the so called "death" tax to the detriment of the Social Security (which he promised not to touch) and Medicare trust funds and to the benefit to tax payers earning over $350,000 (the "truly" rich and greedy) while the deficits will stretch from here to the moon and beyond and will add billions and billions of dollars...
  • Kleiner offers Pollard spot on right-wing Herut's Knesset list

    11/20/2002 8:30:34 PM PST · by Phil V. · 2 replies · 168+ views
    Ha'aretz ^ | Thursday, November 21, 2002 Kislev 16, 5763 | Nadav Shragai
    w w w . h a a r e t z d a i l y . c o m Kleiner offers Pollard spot on right-wing Herut's Knesset list Chairman of the right-wing Herut party, MK Michael Kleiner, on Wednesday offered Jonathan Pollard, who is serving a life sentence in the United States for spying for Israel, to join the party and compete for a seat in the upcoming Knesset elections. Kleiner, speaking before a convention at the Horev yeshiva in Jerusalem to mark 17 years of Pollard's imprisonment, also offered to step down from the party's top slot...
  • Official: Traficant could take oath of office in prison

    08/08/2002 1:39:43 PM PDT · by NeoCaveman · 33 replies · 449+ views
    The Youngstown Vindicator ^ | 8/8/2002 | PATRICIA MEADE
    Official: Traficant could take oath of office in prison -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The government will file liens next week to begin collecting nearly $250,000. By PATRICIA MEADE VINDICATOR CRIME REPORTER YOUNGSTOWN — If elected to the U.S. House of Representatives, James A. Traficant Jr. could take the oath of office in prison. The House can authorize that the oath, normally given by the speaker, be given "remotely," said a House parliamentarian. A judge, for example, could administer the oath at the Federal Correctional Institution at Allenwood in White Deer, Pa., where Traficant is incarcerated for the next eight years. He was expelled...
  • James Traficant Gets Beamed Up: Limitless Congressional irony

    08/03/2002 1:33:59 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies · 655+ views
    CommonConservative.Com ^ | August 1, 2002 | Tom Adkins
    Who would have guessed that Jim Traficant would ever get his wish? Well, sonovagun! The House finally beamed him up to a place where only one man since the Civil War has gone before; out of Congress, and into the federal pokey for 8 years. The good news? Gary Condit voted not to boot Traficant. Write your own punchlines.Technically, Traficant was convicted of tax evasion for what amounts to getting a few free chores around the house. The public cost of these dastardly crimes is somewhere between a few warm six packs of beer and a nice lobbyist dinner. Yet...
  • End the disgrace (Traficant Alert)

    07/23/2002 6:22:50 PM PDT · by NeoCaveman · 80 replies · 333+ views
    The Cleveland Plain Dealer ^ | 7/21/02 | The Editorial Board of the Plain Dealer
    Rep. Jim Traficant, the Youngstown Democrat whose rampant buffoonery in the guise of populism has embarrassed Congress for nearly 20 years, is about to see that career end in the ultimate personal humiliation: expulsion from the House he has so reviled, from the office he has so debased. Traficant is a felon. He took bribes for legislative favors. He demanded kickbacks from his employees' salaries. A federal jury reached that verdict in April after a trial in which the congressman, overweening in his arrogance, disdained professional defense counsel. He chose instead to bluster and rant about "government conspiracies" throughout nine...
  • The Latest PIC of Traficant from His Ethics Hearing (150k gif)

    07/16/2002 6:59:58 AM PDT · by Registered · 23 replies · 169+ views
    Registered (aka Cartoon Boy) ^ | 073.16.02 | Registered
    Here ya go!
  • Traficant: 'I Hate the Government'

    07/15/2002 7:32:23 PM PDT · by Vidalia · 112 replies · 350+ views
    NEWSMAX ^ | Monday, July 15, 2002 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff
    "With his customary bluster and defiance, convicted congressman James Traficant returned to center stage Monday, drawing the same laughter and gasps his invectives have produced on the House floor over the past 17 years," the Associated Press reported today. Returning to Capitol Hill for the first time in five months, the wacky Ohio Democrat spewed obscenities and insults as colleagues awaited his response to allegations that could lead to his expulsion from the House. "Are all those volumes your evidence?" he asked the committee counsel, gesturing to large three-ring binders, boxes and charts. "Well, you know what you can do...
  • Australian Scientists Make Teleporting a Reality

    06/20/2002 11:48:24 AM PDT · by maquiladora · 11 replies · 205+ views
    ABC News/Reuters ^ | June 17th 2002 | Belinda Goldsmith
    C A N B E R R A, June 17 — In a world breakthrough out of the realms of Star Trek, scientists in Australia have successfully teleported a laser beam of light from one spot to another in a split second but warn: don't sell the car yet. A team of physicists at the Australian National University (ANU) announced today they had successfully disembodied a laser beam in one location and rebuilt it in a different spot about one meter away in the blink of an eye. Project leader Dr Ping Koy Lam said there was a close resemblance...
  • Traficant rests case without testifying

    04/05/2002 8:16:44 AM PST · by Bubba_Leroy · 40 replies · 273+ views
    Cleveland.com ^ | April 5, 2002 | PAUL SINGER
    U.S. Rep. James A. Traficant Jr. on Friday rested his case without taking the stand to defend himself against corruption charges. U.S. District Judge Lesley Wells denied his motion to dismiss the charges on the grounds that she violated his constitutional rights several times during the nine-week trial. "You have failed to allow me to defend myself," said Traficant, who is representing himself even though he is not a lawyer. Traficant, 60, is accused of taking kickbacks from staff members, accepting gifts and free labor from businessmen for his political help and filing false tax returns. He faces up to...