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Gays and the Bionic Woman? Love her! Gays and Isaiah Washington? Not so much. What's a thoroughly postmodern gay to do when one of the iconic heroines of '70s television is relaunched on a network that eagerly embraces an actor who gets dumped from his hit show on another network after proving himself all too comfortable with a certain homophobic slur? Okay, fine, maybe you don't get the Bionic Woman idolization. Maybe you've never been on the receiving end of the "f" slur. (What are you, one of those nine out of 10 people who "scientific research" suggests isn't gay?)...

I'm not BSing you. They're really doing a new Bionic Woman. What's next? A new My Mother, the Car? http://www.nbc.com/Fall_Preview/Bionic_Woman/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bionic_Woman_(2007_TV_series)http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0880557/

By SUN ONLINE REPORTERA WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end...