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  • Norway and Sweden 'safest' (Norway)

    07/27/2005 7:13:21 AM PDT · by franksolich · 32 replies · 714+ views
    Aftenposten ^ | July 27, 2005 | not specified
    A leading researcher on terrorism believes Norway and Sweden are the two safest countries in Europe. That may further boost tourism, which already is setting records in Norway this summer.The number of cruiseships coming to Norway, for example, is the highest ever, and it's probably no coincidence. Increasing numbers of foreign tourists are heading to Scandinavia because of terrorism fears elsewhere.Now Magnus Ranstorp, who is Swedish himself but considered one of the world's foremost experts on terrorism, has ranked those European countries believed to be most vulnerable to terrorist attack.Ranstorp, a professor at St Andrews University in Scotland, was asked...
  • Man married his mother (Norway)

    07/20/2005 6:25:33 AM PDT · by franksolich · 30 replies · 878+ views
    Aftenposten ^ | JUly 19, 2005 | tr. Nina Berglund
    An Iraqi refugee with residence permission in Norway married his own mother, in a desperate attempt to bring the rest of his family to the country. It worked, inititally, but now both he and his mother face two years in prison.The bizarre story, reported in newspaper Romerikes Blad, started to unfold last winter when local police began investigating the case, several years after the man first came to Norway as an asylum seeker.The man in question initially had been granted permanent residence permission in Norway for humanitarian reasons.He settled in Lillestrøm, northeast of Oslo, and then quickly filed an application...
  • DAY 68 DUmmies Held Hostage

    07/05/2005 8:10:40 AM PDT · by franksolich · 148 replies · 4,788+ views
    July 5, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! ALL QUIET ON THE ANDYITE FRONT IN DUMMIELAND THE NIGHT OF THE 4th! ANDYITES OUT CELEBRATING THE 4th! OR WERE THEY? MUCH LOCK, DELETE, BAN, IN DUMMIELAND APPARENTLY WENT ON! ALAS NO ONE WATCHING THE ANT FARM LAST NIGHT! NO SCREEN CAPTURES! OR PERHAPS NOT!
  • DAY 67 DUmmies Held Hostage

    07/03/2005 6:26:48 AM PDT · by franksolich · 54 replies · 1,944+ views
    VII-III-MMV
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! DETERIORATION OF DUMMIELAND HOT TOPIC ON MALLOY! HEAD WARDEN "SKINNER" TO ADDRESS THE EROSION? TO PINPOINT THE PROBLEM? GREATAUNTOFTRIPLETS AN UNCLE? COMPARISON OF 2001 MEMBERS OF democraticunderground WITH 2005 DUMMIES SHOWS DISTURBING TREND! NEARLY ALL THE GOOD ONES GONE!
  • DAY 65 DUmmies Held Hostage

    07/01/2005 1:30:10 PM PDT · by franksolich · 68 replies · 1,596+ views
    July 1, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! DYSFUNCTION! DISSONANCE! DISCOMBOBULATION! IN DUMMIELAND!
  • DAY 64 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/30/2005 5:36:48 AM PDT · by franksolich · 173 replies · 4,727+ views
    June 30, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! A HOT SUMMER! ANDYITES FEELING THE HEAT? SOME ALREADY ABSCONDED FROM THE KITCHEN?
  • DAY 63 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/29/2005 4:57:05 AM PDT · by franksolich · 74 replies · 2,453+ views
    June 29, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! HYPODENSE OR HYPOVASCULAR? OR PERHAPS HYPOTHERMIA? ANDYITES GETTING MEDICAL JARGON ALL MIXED UP! POSTING OF ORIGINAL DIAGNOSIS WOULD CLEAR UP! DIAGNOSIS THAT THE DUMMIE "FLYARM" HAD IN HER HANDS MAY 2nd! HAD RIGHT THERE IN HER OWN HANDS! HER VERY OWN HANDS!
  • DAY 62 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/28/2005 6:40:19 AM PDT · by franksolich · 44 replies · 2,372+ views
    June 28, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! A NEW DAY DAWNS! A NEW BEGINNING FOR THE ANDYITES? OR MORE OF THE SAME AS THE PAST 61 DAYS?
  • DAY 61 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/27/2005 8:04:51 AM PDT · by franksolich · 142 replies · 2,943+ views
    June 27, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! ANDYITES TRYING THE "SYMPATHY" ANGLE! AGAIN! WON'T WORK!
  • DAY 60 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/26/2005 6:38:31 AM PDT · by franksolich · 67 replies · 1,553+ views
    June 26, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! WHAT A WEEK IT WAS! WHITHER THIS COMING WEEK? WILL THREE SIMPLE QUESTIONS GET ANSWERED THIS WEEK?
  • DAY 59 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/25/2005 6:18:49 AM PDT · by franksolich · 52 replies · 1,832+ views
    June 25, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! ANDYITES IN DUMMIELAND TO GET NEW SPOKESMAN? THE OTHERS HAVING FLOPPED? THE OTHERS FAILING TO ANSWER 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS?
  • DAY 58 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/24/2005 5:49:55 AM PDT · by franksolich · 249 replies · 3,959+ views
    June 24, 2005 | self
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! DOCUMENTS PROMISED BY DIRTY BEN STILL NOT POSTED! TWO DAYS LATE, AND COUNTING! RED ROUND ONE IN HOSPITAL, BUT DIRTY BEN AMBULATORY!
  • DAY 57 DUmmies Held Hostage

    06/23/2005 5:49:40 AM PDT · by franksolich · 95 replies · 2,347+ views
    June 23, 2005 | self
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! DIRTY BEN FALLS DOWN ON PROMISE! PROMISED TO RELEASE DOCUMENT YESTERDAY! DIDN'T DO IT! IMPERIAL RED ROUND ONE OSTENSIBLY IN HOSPITAL, BUT NO EXCUSE FOR DIRTY BEN, NOT OSTENSIBLY IN HOSPITAL!
  • DAY 56 DUmmies held hostage

    06/22/2005 3:35:51 AM PDT · by franksolich · 162 replies · 2,924+ views
    June 22, 2005 | self
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! TODAY'S THE DAY! TODAY'S THE DAY DIRTY BEN PROMISED TO RELEASE REPORT! BUT STILL DOESN'T ANSWER ANY OF 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS! EVEN IF REAL! THE DUMMIE "MoPAUL" TO BE NEW SPOKESMAN FOR ANDYITES, ALL OTHERS HAVING FAILED?
  • DAY 55 DUmmies held hostage

    06/21/2005 4:58:05 AM PDT · by franksolich · 171 replies · 3,179+ views
    June 21, 2005 | self
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! ALL QUIET ON THE ANDYITE FRONT YESTERDAY! NOTHING HAPPENED! REALLY PECULIAR! WORLD STILL AWAITS ANSWERS TO 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS! AFTER 54 DAYS, NO ANSWERS!
  • DAY 54 DUmmies held hostage

    06/20/2005 3:14:21 AM PDT · by franksolich · 46 replies · 1,754+ views
    June 20, 2005 | self
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! ANDYITES IN DUMMIELAND PERFORM A BALLET DES MACABRES! ANDYITES IN MALLOY DO A DANS TRES GROTESQUE! ABSENCE OF FRANKSOLICH NEVER NOTICED!
  • DAY 51 DUmmies held hostage

    06/17/2005 2:46:59 PM PDT · by franksolich · 228 replies · 5,096+ views
    June 17, 2005 | various
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! ANDYITES SHOWING DESPERATION! STILL NOT ANSWERING 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANSWERED 51 DAYS AGO! DEBACLE ON MALLOY CONTINUES, AS ANDYITES CONTINUE UNRAVELING!
  • DAY 50 DUmmies held hostage

    06/16/2005 12:40:35 PM PDT · by franksolich · 93 replies · 2,002+ views
    chumpchimp | June 16, 2005 | various
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! INTIMIDATION TACTICS OF ANDYITES BETRAYED! QUESTIONING "ANDROID" SUDDENLY CONVERTED INTO HARD-CORE "ANDYNOID"! BULLYING TACTICS USED BY ANDYITES TO SUPPRESS TRUTH! http://smirkingchimp.com/viewtopic.php?topic=56940&forum=3
  • DAY 49 DUmmies held hostage

    06/14/2005 11:40:37 PM PDT · by franksolich · 74 replies · 1,920+ views
    debate on Mike Malloy ^ | June 15, 2005
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! DEBACLE STILL ONGOING! AFTER SEVERAL HOURS, ANDYITES STILL HAVE NOT ANSWERED 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS! THIS SIDE: COOL, CALM, AND DIRECT! THAT SIDE: EMOTIONAL, UPSET, AND NAME-CALLING! AVOIDING 3 SIMPLE EASY-TO-ANSWER QUESTIONS!
  • DAY 48 DUmmies held hostage

    06/14/2005 8:10:30 AM PDT · by franksolich · 79 replies · 2,084+ views
    Mykeru ^ | June 14, 2005 | Mykeru
    DUMMIE ALERT! DUMMIE ALERT! VICTIM OF ANDYITES IN DUMMIELAND EXPOSES AN ANDYITE! THE GUMSHOE GUMMED! AND SHOED!