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PHILADELPHIA, - A federal judge in Philadelphia ruled a middle school cannot punish students for wearing breast cancer awareness bracelets proclaiming a love for "boobies." The ruling by U.S. District Judge Mary McLaughlin was a victory for Easton Area Middle School students Brianna Hawk, 13, and Kayla Martinez, 12, who were suspended for flouting the school's ban on the bracelets -- reading "I (heart) Boobies! (Keep A Breast)" -- Oct. 28, which was Breast Cancer Awareness Day, The Philadelphia Inquirer reported Wednesday. "The bracelets are intended to be and they can reasonably be viewed as speech designed to raise awareness...

Sarah Palin says, “I can’t believe we’re talking about this,� but let’s put this in perspective. With bloggers climbing into her uterus for almost two years, having the media and bloggers latching onto a couple of breasts seems almost tame by comparison.  The Right Scoop has the video of Greta Van Susteren going there with Governor Palin, who displays equal parts amusement and disgust with the meme du semaine. Once again, the national media reduces a strong woman in politics to her bust size: People Magazine picks this up, naturally, and notes that the scrutiny of her chest makes Palin...

130 lb Hooters Waitress Told To Lose Weight Or Lose Job! Updated: Tuesday, 18 May 2010, 11:12 AM EDT Published : Tuesday, 18 May 2010, 9:18 AM EDT DETROIT - Hooters had just given waitress Cassie Smith a glowing 2 year review. But her bosses and two women on a conference call from the company's headquarters in Atlanta changed their tune when it came to her uniform evaluation “They were like, your shorts and your shirt size could use some improvement,” said Smith. Cassie, who is 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighs 132 pounds claims she sat there while...

Male blue-footed boobies that take a yearlong sex sabbatical get a brighter shade of blue in their feet the following year, which makes them more attractive to females, a new study says. lue-footed boobies are best known for their bright blue webbed feet. Prominently displayed in a courtship dance, the males blue feet are important in attracting females. A new study shows that while attractiveness of the blue feet diminishes with age in males that reproduce each year, if males skip a breeding season and dont mate, they displayed a more attractive foot color and had more green chroma. Breeding...

Women have long complained that their faces are often the last thing men look at – and now a scientific study has proved them right. Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman’s chest. A third of the so-called ‘first fixations’ are on the waist and hips, while fewer than 20 per cent look at the face. Not only are breasts often the first thing men look at, they also glance at them for longer than any other body part, the experts discovered. It’s thought that the reason might be evolutionary,...

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Doutzen Kroes and other models posed for US underwear giant Victoria’s Secret new holiday ad campaign and Santa should be very happy.

<p>FOUNTAIN, Colo. — A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.</p> <p>Nikita Lee Weis, 18, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, said Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett.</p>

WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman. "PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says. PETA officials say a move to...

BRITISH women have the biggest breasts in Europe, a survey revealed yesterday. The poll for bra maker Triumph found that only in this country did more than half the women need a D cup or larger. Percentage of women wearing cup size: D C B A UK 57 18 19 6 Denmark 50 19 24 7 Netherlands 36 27 29 8 Belgium 28 28 35 9 France 26 29 38 7 Sweden 24 30 33 14 Greece 23 28 40 9 Switzerland 19 24 43 14 Austria 11 27 51 10 Italy 10 21 68 1 Our 57 per cent...

Yesterday, a co-worker came into my office, planted a document on my desk, leaned over and began explaining it to me. What she didn't realize was that by leaning over, her loose blouse fell open and Hootchie Mama, I saw some things that only her husband and her doctor were entitled to see.It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. I couldn't look away. I stood up but then I could see even farther down to the tattoos on her stomach.What should I have done? Should I have said something?

A female member of the Liberian parliament, Madam Ruth Caesar is calling on the Ministry of Justice and the Liberian National Police in collaboration with the International Police to arrest women who will expose their body in public. Representative Caesar who chairs the NTLA Committee on Gender Equity, Women and Child Development said any woman caught in such practice “must be arrested and dealt with in keeping with the Act on Indecent6 Exposure”. Speaking at a news conference recently, the NTLA member disclosed that her committee and the Police are working together to ensure that the Act on Indecent Exposure...

COMEDY CENTRAL To Deflate Pamela Anderson! Network Crowns Actress As First Female Roastee Leading The Festivities Will Be Jimmy Kimmel As Roast Master COMEDY CENTRAL Partners With Joel Gallen from Tenth Planet Productions To Produce "The COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Pamela Anderson" Broadcast On Sunday, August 14 At 10:00 P.M.* NEW YORK, June 29, 2005 -- COMEDY CENTRAL is getting in to bed with Pamela Anderson and it?s certain to be one hot and sexy evening! Anderson is locked and loaded to be the all-comedy network?s newest, and first woman, Roastee. Jimmy Kimmel, host of ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," will...

A dozen antiwar activists from Mendocino County took their tops off in San Francisco's Union Square shopping district Thursday, using what they said was their best weapon to get the public's attention. The topless protest drew gawks and stares from passersby, some of whom couldn't believe what they were seeing. "Whoa, get out your cameras and cover your children's eyes," said the driver of a motorized cable car packed with tourists, as he pulled to a stop in front of Macy's. Members of the au naturale contingent Breasts Not Bombs said the war is indecent, not their nakedness. "Boobies never...

A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan. B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing. The gum works by slowly releasing compounds contained in an extract from a plant called Pueraria mirifica.

There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!" Whatever you want. :)

Give police Star Trek-style weapons, says senior British officer Fri Feb 13, 7:33 PM ET LONDON (AFP) - A British police chief has revealed the type of weapon he would most like to see officers carry in the future, it was reported Saturday -- a disabling "phaser gun" of the sort used in television show "Star Trek". The gun -- which Deputy Chief Constable Ian Arundale admitted might not be developed for many years -- would be able to turn "someone's brain off", he was quoted as saying by The Guardian. Arundale, who is head of the Association of Chief...

<p>You know what they say: A fool and his Powerball winnings are soon parted.</p> <p>Earlier this week, Jack Whittaker, who won a record Powerball jackpot on Christmas Day, was robbed of more than a half-million dollars he left in a briefcase in his car in the parking lot of a West Virginia strip joint.</p>

Here me now and believe me later, my friends: all these conservative orgasms over Arnold Schwarzenegger are - like the "Gorbasms" liberals experienced over Mikhail Sergeevich Gorbachev - fake. I know that (R) next to Schwarzenegger's name excites the White House, but his own words prove he's not a conservative. I call this "The Hollywood Syndrome," and it happens every time some actor-type says anything even remotely conservative. I'm not trying to cold shower anybody here, but don't look to anyone in Hollywood to validate your political ideas. The American Prowler's George Neumayr detailed Arnold's politics in his article "Here's...

FAN'S PENALTY BOOB COSTS RIVALS CUP WIN 11:00 - 16 April 2003When a thrilling Somerset soccer cup final went to a penalty shoot-out, it was all over in a flash.As a Norton Hill Rangers' player prepared to net the ball, a shapely female Wookey FC fan standing behind the goal lifted her shirt and gave him an eye-full. He was clearly diverted from his original purpose because the ball went flying into the car park. The score, which had been 0-0 after 90 minutes, ended with Wookey winning 3-2 on penalties, and brought the club the Morland Challenge Cup for...