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  • VANITY CANCELLS!

    11/01/2006 11:46:52 AM PST · by capebuffalo · 22 replies · 643+ views
    FREEPERS! Many thanks for putting on the pressure. The SOB cancelled. Keep it Up! The Republican party needs all the help it can get over the next 6 days. If you can volunteer, please do!
  • Kennedy Blames Accident on Sleep Medicine

    05/04/2006 7:06:03 PM PDT · by Jean S · 635 replies · 18,674+ views
    AP ^ | 5/4/06 | ANDREW MIGA
    Rep. Patrick Kennedy (news, bio, voting record) crashed his car near the Capitol early Thursday, and a police official said he appeared intoxicated. Kennedy said he had taken sleep medication and a prescription anti-nausea drug that can cause drowsiness. Kennedy, D-R.I., addressed the issue after a spate of news reports. His initial statement said: "I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident."'Later, however, he issued a longer statement saying the attending physician for Congress had prescribed Phenergan on Tuesday to treat Kennedy's gastroenteritis.Kennedy said he returned to his Capitol Hill home on Wednesday evening after a final series of votes...
  • "Waterdog" Teddy Kennedy drinking strong water before

    01/13/2005 12:56:02 PM PST · by benja32one · 13 replies · 586+ views
    ABC news, National Press Club, C-span | today | benjamin cable
    The recent slip of the lip by ole Teddy Kennedy about "waterboarding" during the confirmation hearings must have taken him back in time to Chappaquidic Creek, yeah, it was not funny...he kept a straight face. The smiles of others in the crowd told the story. On C-span airing of the National Press Club he really hit his stride in liberal rant. During the speech he advocated 'cradle to the grave' healthcare, raising the minumum wage, and other ideas to let your gov't take care of you. If the Democrats lost, it was because of (tax and spend)their philosophy - gov't...
  • Boozer Terezu

    10/22/2004 8:06:32 AM PDT · by 4MoreYearsOfBushGivesEnemyHell · 16 replies · 1,370+ views
    Is Terezu a boozer - or is she giving the middle finger to sombody????
  • Britney Spears warned to take Aids test

    07/26/2004 7:28:07 AM PDT · by andyred24 · 5 replies · 488+ views
    FemaleFirst.co.uk ^ | 26 July 2004 | Andyred24
    Britney Spears has been warned to take an Aids test before she marries fiancé Kevin Federline. The sexy star has been told to get tested by the dancer's former girlfriend, Kerri Whittington, who claims the former dancer has had unprotected sex with a string of girls. She is quoted by Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Kevin's slept with so many women, Britney should get an Aids test. He is a charmer who has been around and he never used protection with me." Meanwhile, Britney's father has reportedly been admitted to rehab to fight addictions to drink and drugs.
  • Drunk dentist fell on girl

    06/10/2004 6:45:09 AM PDT · by Excuse_My_Bellicosity · 35 replies · 510+ views
    Online Sun ^ | 6/10/2004 | CLODAGH HARTLEY
    A BOOZY dentist collapsed over a patient while extracting her tooth — sending her fleeing in terror. Colin McKay, 45, treated agonised Andrea Harrison despite drinking six glasses of wine during his lunch hour. He took two attempts to inject an anaesthetic into her gum, then began the extraction before the jab had time to take effect, the General Dental Council heard yesterday. He finally slumped sweating and shaking across her face and chest before she pushed him off and ran away. A second dentist at the practice in Halton, Leeds, later completed the emergency extraction. McKay, since suspended, admitted...
  • DFU SONG: Norman (Norman Mailer, you suck) 9-6-02

    09/06/2002 6:45:42 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 31 replies · 318+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 9-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - NORMAN He hates this nation, there is little doubt Just watch him pout…he's burned out I see his face and then I think of trout That's Norman Mailer Yes, he is a guy who's had six wives They must have all had such hellish lives There remains a question about Adele Why did he stab her, oh, do tell Norman, why are you unpatriotic Norman, you are truly idiotic Norman, Norman, you suck He's getting thirsty and he needs some booze It's rum he'll choose…then he'll snooze He has his fill and throws up on his shoes...