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  • Hear Britney Spears lipsyning with music track removed. Cover your ears. Hilarious.

    02/25/2009 10:08:06 AM PST · by slomark · 38 replies · 1,798+ views
    [video -- get ready to cover your ears] Let’s get right to the point. Because nothing we could write could possibly be funnier than the sound of Britney Spears singing without a music track. In fact, there are lots of things we’d rather hear before we have to listen to Britney sing again. For example, the hideous screeching of a she devil giving birth. The mournful wailing of a coyote whose leg is caught in trap. The sound of lunatic eating his own tongue. But we’re feeling charitable today, so let’s just say, “Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Britney Spears.”
  • Caption 50's Housewife Britney Spears Baking a Pie (new video)

    02/11/2009 3:12:41 PM PST · by lewisglad · 16 replies · 1,659+ views
  • GMA Celebrates Britney's Crotch-Kicking Return

    12/02/2008 6:24:40 AM PST · by governsleastgovernsbest · 33 replies · 2,835+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    If Britney Spears wants to launch her grand return with a trite and tacky rough-sex pantomine, I suppose that's her business. She's not known as a pop tart for nothing. What I do find noteworthy is the way GMA celebrated that bit of rough stuff, featuring it in its opening minutes. Even there, it's not ABC's descent into schlock that jumps out so much as the double standard. Can you imagine the dutifully feminist ABC applauding such junk if the gender tables had been turned? Me neither. Diane Sawyer, uh, teased things during the show opening. View video here.
  • Ryanair ‘defends right of Swedish girls to take their clothes off’

    10/10/2008 7:14:49 PM PDT · by WesternCulture · 41 replies · 66,398+ views ^ | 10/10/2008 | David Landes
    Ryanair on Friday claimed Sweden's Trade Ethical Council against Sexism in Advertising (ERK) was out of touch with the "Britney Spears generation" after the agency accused the discount airline of running a sexist ad campaign. In defending the advertisement, Ryanair questioned whether the ERK accurately reflected the views of most Swedes. “We are sure that the anti-funsters at the ERK do not speak for the majority of the famously liberal and easy going Swedes,” the company said in a statement. “The ad simply reflects the way a lot of young girls like to dress. We hope the old farts at...
  • Obamania Has Herbert Hallucinating

    08/04/2008 11:19:01 AM PDT · by governsleastgovernsbest · 28 replies · 184+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    Warning: excessive adulation of Barack Obama is harmful to the vision and and in extreme cases can even cause hallucinations. We're all familiar with how an Obamania overdose produced strange tingling sensations in Chris Matthews. A new, virulent strain of the malady has now surfaced, claiming its first victim in the person of Bob Herbert, who on live national TV claimed to see visions of the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Washington Monument where none existed. View video here.
  • Who's Upset Paris?

    08/02/2008 12:37:19 AM PDT · by Red Steel · 20 replies · 219+ views
    ananova ^ | August 2, 2008
    While we love the sound of Paris Hilton for president... It doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon. Especially not if Paz's recent political drama is anything to go by. According to People, a campaign from US Republican presidential hopeful John McCain likening rival Barack Obama to Paris and Britney Spears has not gone down well with the heiress. Her rep issued a statement to People, which reads: "Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and has no further comment." The ad campaign shows images of Brit,...
  • John McCain Compares Barack Obama to Britney and Paris in New Ad

    07/30/2008 4:16:51 PM PDT · by pissant · 26 replies · 272+ views
    US Weekly ^ | 7/29/08 | staff
    Republican presidential candidate John McCain has released a new ad featuring shots of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton (Watch above). Both stars appear briefly as a narrator describes Democratic opponent Barack Obama as "the biggest celebrity in the world." The narrator then asks, "Is he ready to lead?" The Obama campaign responded in a statement: "On a day when major news organizations across the country are taking Senator McCain to task for a steady stream of false, negative attacks, his campaign has launched yet another. Or, as some might say, 'Oops! He did it again.'" McCain campaign manager Rick Davis...
  • Outrage as Britney Spears' toddler plays with cigarettes as smoking singer watches on

    07/30/2008 8:26:37 AM PDT · by Perdogg · 120 replies · 371+ views ^ | Last updated at 1:56 PM on 30th July 2008
    Britney Spears' parenting skills have come under fire yet again after photographs emerged showing the star smoking in front of her son as he plays with a packet of cigarettes. The singer, branded 'Puff Mommy' by the American press, eventually takes the Marlboro Lights and a lighter from the two-year-old's hands, but continues to subject him to second-hand smoke.
  • Britney Spears Set For Shocking Movie Comeback?

    07/28/2008 5:44:23 AM PDT · by Perdogg · 32 replies · 61+ views
    Entertainmentwise ^ | Friday 25th Jul 2008 | By: Cher Tippetts
    Britney Spears is reportedly slated for a role in a new movie based on the true story of two students who were killed after being carjacked in 2007. It's claimed that the troubled singer may make her big screen comeback in The Knoxville Carjacking Party - despite some reservations over whether she is up to the harrowing sex scenes involved.
  • Kevin Federline Gets Sole Custody in Battle with Britney Spears--Fair or Not?

    07/21/2008 10:28:45 AM PDT · by PercivalWalks · 13 replies · 135+ views ^ | 7/21/08 | Glenn Sacks
    Apparently the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline divorce/custody battle is over, at least for a while. In the face of a trial that was scheduled to start in a month, Spears instead agreed to give Federline sole legal and physical custody of their two sons. I have received many letters over the past several months saying that I should take up Britney Spears' cause. After all, I publicly advocate shared parenting, and should do so whether the noncustodial parent is a father, as is usually the case, or is a mother, as in this case. A few people have told me that...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Britney’s New Look - live thread!

    03/19/2008 8:42:02 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 87 replies · 2,369+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | March 19, 2008
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Britney’s New Look - live thread! When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity in an all-new episode of “South Park,” entitled, “’Britney’s New Look,” premiering TONIGHT, Wednesday, March 19 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park, Colorado when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney’s celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she...
  • Teen Millionaire

    03/15/2008 10:13:01 AM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 63 replies · 3,266+ views
    Yahoo! News People of the Web ^ | October 30, 2007 | Kevin Sites
    Ashley Qualls doesn't sound like a typical high school student. Maybe that's because the 17-year-old is the CEO of a million-dollar business. Ashley is the head of, a website she started when she was just 14 — with eight dollars borrowed from her mother. Now, just three years later, the website grosses more than $1 million a year, providing Ashley and her working class family a sense of security they had never really known. It all started with capitalism 101, the law of supply and demand. Ashley became interested in graphic design just as the online social networking craze...
  • Spears' Hospital Escort Prompts New L.A. 'Britney Law' (Escort to hospital cost city $24,000)

    02/13/2008 3:34:28 PM PST · by Stoat · 17 replies · 1,144+ views
    EMS Responder ^ | February 13, 2008
    Spears' Hospital Escort Prompts New L.A. 'Britney Law'   Britney Spears is to have a law in Los Angeles named after her - because it was her $24,000 (GBP12,000) police escort to hospital last month (Jan08) which prompted councilmen to propose the amendment.The troubled pop star was taken from her Coldwater Canyon home to UCLA Medical Center on 31 January in an ambulance with a motorcade from the Los Angeles Police Department.The job of the motorcade, which included more than 20 police officers, a helicopter and a team of intervention specialists, was to block off traffic ahead and behind...
  • Britney Spears is out of psych ward and back behind the wheel

    02/06/2008 8:26:15 PM PST · by NormsRevenge · 20 replies · 224+ views
    AP on Bakersfield Californian ^ | 2/6/08 | Raquel Maria Dillon - ap
    Britney Spears dodged the spotlight when she was released Wednesday after spending a week in a hospital psychiatric ward, but she was pursued hours later by a swarm of paparazzi as she drove around the city. Spears left home later in the day driving a black Mercedes-Benz and then exchanged seats with an unidentified man, according to footage from a KTTV Fox 11 news helicopter. Paparazzi vehicles zoomed around the Mercedes and photographers surrounded the vehicle at each stop. More than 15 people circled the car at one point, shooting still photos and video. Spears' vehicle, however, was observing traffic...
  • Spears in hospital 'for own safety'

    01/31/2008 10:37:59 AM PST · by Perdogg · 33 replies · 63+ views
    UK Press ^ | 01.31.08
    Britney Spears has been taken to hospital amid fears she might harm herself. The pop singer was escorted in an ambulance by more than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles and in helicopters. A police officer said the 26-year-old was being taken to "get help". Celebrity websites reported that Spears was being placed on "a mental evaluation hold" in Los Angeles' UCLA Medical Centre after her new psychiatrist felt she was a danger to herself and others.

    01/09/2008 10:41:36 PM PST · by BJungNan · 49 replies · 162+ views
    Celeb TV ^ | January 9, 2008 | Celeb TV
    As first reported by, Britney Spears and paparazzo Adnan Ghalib were spotted near Palm Springs, Calif., the same day the pop star was released from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The pair looked cozy as they playfully shared a lollipop, with Spears smoking, outside a bungalow in Desert Hot Springs, about 120 miles east of L.A. Following Spears' emergency hospitalization for a mental evaluation, Ghalib apparently whisked her away for some private time. The British-born pap has a home in the desert community, according to public records.
  • Dr. Phil cancels Britney Spears show

    01/07/2008 10:20:10 PM PST · by SpaceBar · 65 replies · 267+ views
    New York Daily News ^ | January 7th 2008 | JO PIAZZA and STEPHANIE GASKELL
    Dr. Phil's planned sitdown Monday with Britney Spears' parents dissolved into accusations he was exploiting the troubled singer's emotional crackup. The TV shrink insisted he canceled the taping with Jamie and Lynne Spears "because the Spears situation is too intense at this time, and out of consideration to the family." A source close to Dr. Phil McGraw said it was Britney's parents who cut him off, furious he blabbed about her mental state after visiting her in the psych ward at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. "As soon as Jamie realized Dr.Phil was making public statements about Britney,...
  • Jamie Lynn Spears' TV show cancelled by Nickelodeon

    01/04/2008 3:26:31 AM PST · by Perdogg · 12 replies · 169+ views
    Herald Sun (Aus) ^ | January 04, 2008 12:00am
    BRITNEY Spears' pregnant sister Jamie Lynn has been hit by news that her TV show has been cancelled, due to network bosses' concerns that airing it could "send out the wrong message".
  • LIVE: LAPD and Court officials to Britney Spears house in Studio City

    01/03/2008 10:17:39 PM PST · by BurbankKarl · 361 replies · 3,389+ views
    scanner | 1/3/07 | me
    Media helos overhead, LAPD asking for traffic and papparazzi overrunning streets.
  • Spears' Lawyers Calling It Quits (They can't stand her any longer)

    01/03/2008 7:05:00 AM PST · by Uncledave · 85 replies · 109+ views
    Boston Channel ^ | 1/2/2008
    Spears' Lawyers Calling It Quits Court Filing Cites 'Breakdown' In Communication LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears' lawyers in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline are calling it quits. A court filing by Trope and Trope obtained by cites a "breakdown" in communication with the pop princess that makes representing her "impossible." Spears and Federline have been wrangling for months over custody of their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James. sponsor Federline has temporary custody because Spears, who has limited visitation rights, has defied court orders. On a separate legal front, an attorney for Spears wants the...