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<title>Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut
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<description>BALTIMORE &#x26;#x96; A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation &#x26;#x97; causing him to go without defecating for 17 days &#x26;#x97; took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore. Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems. &#x26;#x93;The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,&#x26;#x94; said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.</description>
<author>baltimore exampiner</author>
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<title>Report: Bill Clinton Tells Friends Obama Can Kiss His Butt</title>
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<description>As Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were kissing and making up last Friday, Bill Clinton might have had other ideas, according to a report in The (London) Telegraph. The paper reports that even as the former president and the current presumptive Democratic nominee prepare to meet to make their own amends, Bill Clinton reportedly told close friends Obama can &#x26;#x93;kiss my ass&#x26;#x94; to get his support. The paper cited an anonymous Democratic source who provided the quote. That source also said Clinton is not making the primary effort to bridge the chasm between himself and Obama. &#x26;#x93;He&#x26;#x92;s saying he&#x26;#x92;s not...</description>
<author>FOX NEWS</author>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:19:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#x26;#x22;Butt out, Hillary&#x26;#x22; CARTOON featuring Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama...</title>
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<description> &#x26;#xA0; June 4, 2008&#x26;#xA0; This cartoon/graphic is free for noncommercial use in emails, blogs, and forums.&#x26;#xA0; iowapresidentialwatch.com </description>
<author>IowaPresidentialWatch.com</author>
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<title>Threat Matrix: May 2008</title>
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<description> U.S. Wary Of Small Boat Terrorism As boating season approaches, the Bush administration wants to enlist America&#x26;#x27;s 80 million recreational boaters to help reduce the chances that a small boat could deliver a nuclear or radiological bomb somewhere along the 95,000 miles of U.S. coastline and inland waterways. According to an April 23 intelligence assessment obtained by The Associated Press, &#x26;#x22;The use of a small boat as a weapon is likely to remain al Qaeda&#x26;#x27;s weapon of choice in the maritime environment, given its ease in arming and deploying, low cost, and record of success.&#x26;#x22; While the United States...</description>
<author>Previous Thread</author>
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<pubDate>Thu, 1 May 2008 22:06:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Nude Buttocks May Cost ABC $1.4 Million</title>
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<description>WASHINGTON &#x26;#x97; The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue. The fine is for a scene where a boy surprises a woman as she prepares to take a shower. The scene depicted &#x26;#x22;multiple, close-up views&#x26;#x22; of the woman&#x26;#x27;s &#x26;#x22;nude buttocks&#x26;#x22; according to an agency order issued late Friday. ... FCC&#x26;#x27;s definition of indecent content requires that the broadcast &#x26;#x22;depicts or describes sexual or excretory activities&#x26;#x22; in a &#x26;#x22;patently offensive way&#x26;#x22; and is aired between the hours of 6 a.m. and 10 p.m. The...</description>
<author>WRAL</author>
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<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The dark side of the moon for Amtrak</title>
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<description>~~~Snip~~~ No one at the 28th annual Mooning of Amtrak seems to know exactly why they pull down their pants every time a train goes by. ~~~Snip~~~ Exhibit A: Gramma Charleen Sandoval of Chino says this about her 10-year-old grandson who&#x26;#x27;s mooning with her: &#x26;#x22;He was practicing last night in front of the house.&#x26;#x22; ~~~Snip~~~</description>
<author>O. C. Register</author>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:53:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper</title>
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<description>Marshalltown, Iowa (AP) -- Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they&#x26;#x27;re chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison. &#x26;#x22;She&#x26;#x27;s facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper,&#x26;#x22; Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. &#x26;#x22;See, I can&#x26;#x27;t say it with a straight face.&#x26;#x22; Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said. Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls...</description>
<author>AP via SFGate</author>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:24:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Women With Bigger Behinds Were All the Stone Age Rage, Scientists Say</title>
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<description>THERE are a few exceptions which will always stand out, but most female stars yearn for a diminutive derriere. However, it appears that the small and slender bottom is very much a recent trend after an archaeological discovery revealed how Stone Age pin-ups were far from size zero. Ancient carvings depicting the female form 15,000 years ago reveal that prehistoric women were revered for their curvaceous bodies and prominent buttocks. The most popular were the cave-dwellers&#x26;#x92; equivalents of Kylie Minogue (pictured), whose renowned behind is the world&#x26;#x92;s most popular posterior. Historians claim that the carvings &#x26;#x96; found at a site...</description>
<author>Daily Express</author>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 14:30:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Performance artist gives chance to &#x26;#x22;kick&#x26;#x22; Bush butt</title>
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<description>New Yorkers got to kick President George W. Bush&#x26;#x27;s butt on Thursday, sort of. Performance artist Mark McGowan kicked off his bid to crawl for 72 hours across Manhattan dressed as the president, offering the opportunity to kick his backside. The controversial artist from London began his odyssey from New York&#x26;#x27;s Lincoln Centre wearing a rubber George Bush mask, a business suit, knee pads, work gloves and a sign stuck to his cushioned posterior reading simply: &#x26;#x22;Kick My Ass&#x26;#x22;.</description>
<author>brudirect.com</author>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:19:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bush&#x26;#x27;s &#x26;#x27;callous disregard&#x26;#x27;(Border Patrol Agents)</title>
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<description>Congressman Dana Rohrabacher makes the Dixie Chicks sound like bosom buddies of President George W. Bush. Politics being politics, it&#x26;#x27;s easy to dismiss the antipathy liberals have for Mr. Bush. But Bush has lost the support -- and even the respect -- of Mr. Rohrabacher. The California Republican is serving his ninth term and has a lifetime score of 95 from the American Conservative Union. He also has had it with a commander in chief who prefers surrender to being the defender of America&#x26;#x27;s defenseless border with Mexico. Rohrabacher said the minute two unjustly convicted men who had been Border...</description>
<author>Pittsburgh Tribune-Review</author>
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 18:23:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Booty by the numbers</title>
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<description>Never one to let his work fall between the cracks, a British bum researcher has published two scientific formulas for the perfect posterior. David Holmes, a high-profile psychologist from Manchester Metropolitan University, says the female behind can be assessed using the equation: (S+C) x (B+F)/T - V, which takes into account shape, circularity of buttocks, &#x26;#x22;bounce factor,&#x26;#x22; firmness, texture of skin, and vertical ratio. Proportion, calculated by dividing waist measurement by hip measurement, is also significant. The closer the ratio is to 0.7, the more likely the woman&#x26;#x27;s derriere is &#x26;#x22;sexily proportioned.&#x26;#x22; &#x26;#x22;The litmus test for the perfect female bum...</description>
<author>CanWest News Service</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:29:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hayworth to Bush: Tell President Fox to butt out</title>
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<description>BISBEE &#x26;#x97; As Congress has taken up the issue of immigration reform, the Mexican government of President Vicente Fox has been anything but a disinterested bystander. When the House of Representatives approved a bill in December that would have built 700 miles of fencing along the U.S.-Mexico border and made it a felony to reside illegally in the U.S., Fox denounced the measure as shameful. His foreign minister, Luis Ernesto Derbez, went further and called it stupid and underhanded. After thousands of marchers took to the streets of U.S. cities last week to protest the pending immigration legislation, Fox&#x26;#x92;s spokesman,...</description>
<author>Sierra Vista Herald, Sierra Vista Arizona</author>
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<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:13:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Obese Buttocks Leave Drug Therapy Behind (Today&#x26;#x27;s butts are too fat for normal needles!)</title>
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<description>MONDAY, Nov. 28 (HealthDay News) -- Too much &#x26;#x22;junk in the trunk&#x26;#x22; isn&#x26;#x27;t just a cosmetic concern anymore. Excess buttocks fat, especially in women, can reduce the effectiveness of vaccines, painkillers, contraceptives and anti-nausea drugs that are typically injected into the buttocks&#x26;#x27; gluteal muscles, researchers report. &#x26;#x22;We are the first to report that the majority of intramuscular injections into the buttocks are not effective in the Western adult population,&#x26;#x22; said Victoria O. Chan, a researchers at The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin, Ireland, and the lead researcher on the study. She said obesity is the big reason drugs often...</description>
<author>Forbes.com</author>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 14:49:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Three men detained on terrorist suspicions still under investigation</title>
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<description>Three men detained on terrorist suspicions still under investigation Sheriff Hunter said he had new information on the trio before the medical students appeared on Larry King Live Tuesday, September 17, 2002By MIREIDY FERNANDEZ, mmfernandez@naplesnews.com Just hours before the three men who were detained in Collier County on suspicion of carrying explosives appeared on CNN on Monday night, Sheriff Don Hunter said he had new information on the trio, whose alleged joking comments about a terrorist plot ignited fears across America last week. &#x26;#x22;We believe the information (in this case) is not over because of other uncorroborated information we have...</description>
<author>Naples Daily News</author>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2002 05:16:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Con Ed&#x26;#x27;s sued by woman scarred by manhole cover</title>
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<description>A WOMAN WHO was branded with part of Con Edison&#x26;#x27;s logo after falling onto a burning hot Manhattan manhole cover is suing the utility. A lawsuit filed yesterday in Manhattan Supreme Court accuses Con Ed of allowing the manhole cover at E. 13th St. and Second Ave., to become excessively hot through a buildup of steam under it. Elizabeth Wallenberg, 27, suffered &#x26;#x22;excruciating pain, disability and grotesque cosmetic disfigurement,&#x26;#x22; according to the suit, which seeks unspecified damages. The fall left Wallenberg with a &#x26;#x22;C&#x26;#x22; and &#x26;#x22;O&#x26;#x22; and part of the manhole grid burned onto her back, just above the buttocks,...</description>
<author>NY Daily News</author>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:04:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kylie Minogue diagnosed with breast cancer</title>
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<description>Kylie Minogue diagnosed with breast cancer May 17, 2005 SYDNEY, Australia -- Australian pop star Kylie Minogue has been diagnosed with breast cancer and will undergo immediate treatment, her management team said. ADVERTISEMENT Her tour of Australia was postponed following the announcement. A statement from Minogue&#x26;#x27;s management said the 36-year-old&#x26;#x27;s diagnosis was confirmed this week during a visit to the southern Australian city of Melbourne. &#x26;#x22;Whilst at home in Melbourne with her family this week prior to her Australian Showgirl Tour, Kylie was diagnosed with early breast cancer,&#x26;#x22; the statement said. In the statement, Minogue said: &#x26;#x22;I was so looking...</description>
<author>AP/Yahoo News</author>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 12:50:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Colombian mayor shoots self in derriere</title>
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<description>Bogota, Feb 1 (EFE).- The mayor of a northern Colombian town was wounded in the buttocks when a pistol in his pocket accidentally discharged while he was taking down his pants to use the toilet at a small general store, the local press reported Tuesday. Rafael Augusto Galan, mayor of Ramiriqui, was recovering in a hospital in the provincial capital of Tunja following the embarassing mishap Monday.</description>
<author>Agencia EFE</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 2 Feb 2005 02:49:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Malls see arrests by FBI, INS</title>
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<description>&#x26;#x3C;p&#x26;#x3E;At least three men reportedly were taken into federal custody in two Pensacola malls as the FBI and the federal Immigration and Naturalization Service initiated a nationwide sweep Wednesday.&#x26;#x3C;/p&#x26;#x3E;

&#x26;#x3C;p&#x26;#x3E;Witnesses said plain-clothes agents closed Intrigue jewelry vendors at Cordova and University malls, Wild Things at University and possibly other shops.&#x26;#x3C;/p&#x26;#x3E;

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<author>Pensacola News Journal</author>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2002 20:15:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Psychic TV `rumpologist&#x26;#x27; becomes huge hit on Spanish-language TV</title>
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<description>It&#x26;#x27;s 10 minutes before the show goes live on the air, and nobody predicted the developing dilemma. The show&#x26;#x27;s gossip reporter is having second thoughts about dropping his pants on live television to have his buttocks read by local television psychic Professor Jose Miranda. What about reading it over my underwear?&#x26;#x22; asks the reporter, clearly upset and looking very serious. &#x26;#x22;I can&#x26;#x27;t see the lines. How do you expect me to give a reading?&#x26;#x22; the oracle answers, just as serious. &#x26;#x22;I have to see the lines.&#x26;#x22; Following an ardent debate, the producers of the phenomenally popular and raunchy late-night talk...</description>
<author>Sun Sentinel</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:42:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Common grammar and usage errors</title>
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<description>I am starting a grammar thread at the behest of Xenalyte and TheMom. Post your most irritating pet peeves of grammar or usage here.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:32:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<description> Ditto, Tom...Former Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle says goodbye. &#x26;#xA0; &#x26;#xA0; This is an email-able, copyright-ready graphic you can use&#x26;#xA0;in emails, on blogs, in flyers, on posters... anything that&#x26;#x27;s noncommercial. </description>
<author>IowaPresidentialWatch.com</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2004 23:32:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>CA: Taking on nurses, Schwarzenegger may be kicking the wrong butts</title>
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<description>SAN FRANCISCO - In the strange world of Schwarzenegger-era politics, it seems only fitting that the Republican governor, who rode to fame making tough-guy action films and who&#x26;#x27;s been accused by dozens of women of being a serial groper, could get away with standing before a state women&#x26;#x27;s conference and boast that he had angered a group of nurses because he was &#x26;#x22;always kicking their butts.&#x26;#x22; Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger made the remarks in Long Beach last week as he opened the first day of the California Gov.&#x26;#x27;s Conference on Women and Families, an annual gathering hosted this year by his...</description>
<author>Monterey Herald</author>
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:18:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Big-Bottomed Mannequins Boost Profile in New York</title>
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<description>.Lo and Beyonce can take another bow. The booty-shaking stars have shaped the newest generation of mannequins, with hundreds of well-rounded plastic backsides appearing in shop windows across New York. Bootylicious figures clad in tight low-rise jeans have spilled from the city&#x26;#x27;s street fashion stores into more established labels. &#x26;#x22;It&#x26;#x27;s absolutely the trend,&#x26;#x22; said Dwight Critchfield, creative director for mannequin firm Goldsmith. &#x26;#x22;These mannequins look great, and there is a real sex appeal about them.&#x26;#x22; The recent pop culture fixation on large bottoms has been around since at least 1992, when rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot scored a hit with &#x26;#x22;Baby Got...</description>
<author>Christine Kearney</author>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 17:52:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>DFU SONG: You Didn&#x26;#x27;t Have to Be So Nice (Kerry - my butt has just been hit by rice)</title>
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<description> MIDI - YOU DIDN&#x26;#x27;T HAVE TO BE SO NICE - (60s, left column) (INTRO) My butt has just been hit by rice...it hurt, I&#x26;#x27;m not kidding you I hope it doesn&#x26;#x27;t happen twice...I think I know what to do I&#x26;#x27;ll take my Smith-Corona to my room Pretending I survived a mighty boom...facing doom My butt has just been hit by rice...I think I get a purple heart I hope it doesn&#x26;#x27;t happen twice...I&#x26;#x27;m glad I&#x26;#x27;d done my part I&#x26;#x27;ll take my Smith-Corona to my room Pretending I survived a mighty boom...facing doom My butt has just been hit by...</description>
<author>DFU SONGS</author>
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<pubDate>Tue, 7 Sep 2004 21:36:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Name this U.S. military weapon</title>
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<description> NAME THIS GUN, win a date with Nadler.</description>
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