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Dutch police say a man who pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke was injured when the glass broke and lacerated his behind. Authorities say a man, 21, and two others had run down a street Sunday morning with their pants pulled down. The man pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant when it broke and cut him. The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. The cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.

Man shot in the buttocks refuses to cooperate with S.F. policeBay City News Service Article Launched: 02/10/2008 08:57:14 AM PST A man was shot in the buttocks in San Francisco's South of Market neighborhood early this morning, police said. Police received reports of the shooting in the 700 block of Harrison Street at about 1:50 a.m., police Officer W. Contreras said. A male victim sustained gunshot wounds to his buttocks and was uncooperative with police, Contreras said. The victim was in stable condition, and no arrests have been made.

RICHMOND — A high school art teacher fired after officials learned that he moonlighted by creating paintings using his bare buttocks and other body parts sued his former employers yesterday. Stephen Murmer was fired in January after Chesterfield County Public Schools officials saw a YouTube video of Mr. Murmer wearing a swim thong and a Groucho Marx mask, demonstrating how he applies paint to his backside, then presses it onto a canvas. The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in Richmond by the American Civil Liberties Union, said Mr. Murmer's firing violates his First Amendment rights. It also claims that...

TOKYO—Japan's leading toilet maker Toto is offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after wiring problems caused several to catch fire, the company said today. The electric bidet accessory of Toto's Z series caught fire in three separate incidents between March 2006 and March 2007, according to company spokeswoman Emi Tanaka. "Fortunately, nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries," Tanaka said. "The fire would have been just under your buttocks." The company will repair 180,000 toilet units manufactured between May 1996 and December 2001 for free, she said. A manufacturing defect is...

Police are indebted to a woman who shot an armed carjacker in a Wal-Mart parking lot Saturday — a suspect in nine other armed robberies, Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott said Tuesday. Harold Levar Jeffcoat, 29, was arrested Sunday at Providence Hospital Northeast after seeking treatment for a gunshot wound in his buttocks. Police said a man was shot as he attempted to rob a couple getting into their car outside the Two Notch Road Wal-Mart about 9 p.m. Saturday. The male victim, whose identity wasn’t disclosed, told police the attacker pushed a gray pistol into his stomach and demanded...

A suspect in a string of armed robberies is in police custody today after a woman reportedly fired at the man during an attempted carjacking Saturday. Police said Harold Levar Jeffcoat tried to carjack a man and woman as they were leaving the Two Notch Road Super Wal-Mart. The man told police the suspect pushed a gray pistol into his stomach and demanded the keys to the car. The woman reached into the car and pulled out a pistol from the glove box, the report said. She fired five shots at the suspect, who dropped the pistol as he ran...

LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday. The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes? gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century. The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

WASHINGTON - A woman was charged Wednesday with sexual assault after an altercation with a flight attendant on an airplane flying from Charlotte, N.C., to London, an official said. Conan Bruce, a spokesman for the Federal Air Marshal Service in Washington, said the woman got into an argument with a male flight attendant aboard US Airways Flight 1494. "During the altercation, she grabbed his buttocks," Bruce said, adding that he based that information on police reports. When the airplane landed at Gatwick Airport, Sussex police charged the woman with disrupting a flight and sexual assault, Bruce said. ___ On the...

A Salinas attorney will ask a judge to dismiss murder charges against Martha Vasquez, 39, the woman charged with killing a Castroville woman by injecting vegetable oil into her buttocks as an enhancement procedure. The preliminary hearing to determine if Vasquez will stand trial on charges of murder, involuntary manslaughter, grand theft and practicing medicine without a license was scheduled to conclude Thursday. Instead, defense attorney Tom Worthington asked Judge Terrance Duncan to give him more time to prepare an argument that there is insufficient evidence to show Vasquez knew the procedure was dangerous, an element required for prosecutor Steve...

Bare buttocks cause stir in Cypriot capital Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:47 AM NICOSIA (Reuters) - Bare buttocks plastered on billboards in Nicosia are the talk of the town in the Cypriot capital, but officials see no need to cover them up. Complaints have poured in to local councils over the advert for a clothes chain showing a close-up of a woman's bottom, bare except for a tan-coloured thong. One member of parliament, Maria Kyriakou, from the opposition Democratic Rally party, told Reuters it could even be a "potential distraction for drivers". But local authorities say they have no say...

MONDAY, Nov. 28 (HealthDay News) -- Too much "junk in the trunk" isn't just a cosmetic concern anymore. Excess buttocks fat, especially in women, can reduce the effectiveness of vaccines, painkillers, contraceptives and anti-nausea drugs that are typically injected into the buttocks' gluteal muscles, researchers report. "We are the first to report that the majority of intramuscular injections into the buttocks are not effective in the Western adult population," said Victoria O. Chan, a researchers at The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin, Ireland, and the lead researcher on the study. She said obesity is the big reason drugs often...

Miss Universe de-frocked: Jennifer Hawkins stumbled during a fashion show at Westfield shopping centre in the Sydney suburb of Miranda yesterday, snagging her dress on her shoe and losing the lot. Her modesty was saved by a g-string. Photos: Russell Scarf/Network Ten

A startling new book charges that John Kerry accidentally "wounded himself in the buttocks" in Vietnam with a grenade he exploded, then lied to get a medal by saying he had received the injury rescuing one of his crewmen. The book, "Unfit for Command," was released yesterday by Regnery publishers and presents the biggest challenge yet to Kerry's decorated war-record. Based on the accounts of numerous vets, the explosive book claims Kerry's rescue under fire of Jim Rassman — an action that earned Kerry his third Purple Heart and a Bronze Star — didn't happen the way the Democratic nominee...

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Mon Jul 15, 9:38 AM ET Blind German psychic Ulf Buck (L) feels the buttocks of a client during a session in his study room in the northern German village of Meldorf near Hamburg July 15, 2002. Clairvoyant Buck claims that people's backsides display lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny. REUTERS/Christian Charisius

BERLIN: Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic has claimed he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks. Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny. "The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told Reuters. "It goes on developing throughout your life." By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a client's posterior, he says he can...