Voice: "Howdy, Bill! This is yer terlit speaking."
BtD: "Uh, wha?"
Voice: "Yer terlit, Bill. I've been running some numbers on yer last poo and I don't like what I'm seeing."
BtD: "What the- "
Voice: "Green leafy veggies, Bill. Not enough veggies. I've been speaking with the fridge and you got nothing but froze lasagna and pork rinds. Oh, and I was talking to the scale, too. Not good, Bill. We ordered up a big batch of green, leafy veggies fer ya."
Voice: "It's fer yer own good, Bill. Now just be a good little human and go along with the whole thing or..."
BtD (frantic): "Or what, you little Nazi?"
Voice: "Or the beer gets it."