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  • Ron Paul: “Good News” That Secession Is Happening

    02/19/2015 5:32:26 PM PST · 31 of 68
    Brass Lamp to nascarnation
    When they talk about Texas seceding, I always ask “are you gonna deport your 3.2 million Medicare recipients back to the USA?”

    To which I would likely respond: "I dunno. Are you people going to reimburse their payroll deductions."

  • What every Pats fan is thinking about DeflateGate

    01/22/2015 2:51:21 PM PST · 57 of 68
    Brass Lamp to tumblindice
    Assachusettsans pronounce “chowder” as chowdah, but they add ‘r’s to “pizza” and “Cuba”. What’s up with that?

    They're all redistributionists up there.

  • Robert E. Lee, Southern Heritage, Media Bias, and Al Sharpton

    01/19/2015 6:36:38 PM PST · 157 of 342
    Brass Lamp to Sherman Logan
    Up to the point those states declare war on the Constitution, at which point they are no longer under its provisions.

    ...thus invalidating just about every argument you've ever attempted to advance.

  • Mom Accused of Setting Baby Girl on Fire, Killing Her

    01/17/2015 6:45:52 PM PST · 79 of 84
    Brass Lamp to Brass Lamp
    Probably spelt "-Kemberly" within the hyphenated American community. Probably spelt

    Hate when it does that.

  • Mom Accused of Setting Baby Girl on Fire, Killing Her

    01/17/2015 6:39:22 PM PST · 78 of 84
    Brass Lamp to mylife

    Probably spelt "-Kemberly" within the hyphenated American community. Probably spelt

  • Neanderthal Man 'Never Walked In Northern Europe'

    01/14/2015 1:17:36 PM PST · 193 of 195
    Brass Lamp to Verginius Rufus
    Oh, I was agreeing with you about the situation of the valley, I was using a double negative for rhetorical effect. You're right, Neanderthals are essentially Northern Euro.
  • Neanderthal Man 'Never Walked In Northern Europe'

    01/14/2015 11:16:17 AM PST · 191 of 195
    Brass Lamp to Verginius Rufus
    You've just highlighted the problem with all psuedo-intellectual Nominalism (but I repeat myself). By definition, Neanderthals could not have NOT been in Northern Europe, ‘cause, ya’know, that's where the Neander Valley is found.
  • Bachmann: Obama embraced 'agenda of Islamic jihad'

    12/24/2014 7:22:42 PM PST · 24 of 54
    Brass Lamp to Libloather
    ‘Well, Michele, it isn’t that easy. But that’s OK.’ Like patting me on the head, like I didn’t know what I was talking about,” she said.

    This sounds rather more to me like the Barbie doll which said "Math is hard!"

  • Bachmann: Obama embraced 'agenda of Islamic jihad'

    12/24/2014 7:22:35 PM PST · 23 of 54
    Brass Lamp to Libloather
    ‘Well, Michele, it isn’t that easy. But that’s OK.’ Like patting me on the head, like I didn’t know what I was talking about,” she said.

    This sounds rather more to me like the Barbie doll which said "Math is hard!"

  • D.C. has passed sea level rise 'tipping point,' more cities to follow: study (Got Sandbags?)

    12/21/2014 9:03:32 AM PST · 49 of 62
    Brass Lamp to samtheman
    Major U.S. coastal cities, including Washington, D.C. and Wilmington, North Carolina...with the majority of coastal areas in the U.S. expected to see 30 or more days of “nuisance-level flooding”...Nuisance-type flooding is defined as flooding to a height of between 1 to 2 feet above local high-tide levels.

    The article contradicts itself. It claims that the sea-level is rising because there is more flooding, but then defines flooding in terms above sea-level. If the frequency of above sea-level flooding is increasing, it actually suggests that the sea is lower in order to allow that to happen.

  • `Flame and Blame` uncovers Sherman's strategy of war on civilians

    12/17/2014 12:13:22 PM PST · 177 of 204
    Brass Lamp to rockrr
    My real point is that History doesn't consider (or do) anything. It's not a person, but rather a field within which a person may study.

    "History considers" sounds to a historian much like "science says" to a scientist (and much like 'the science is settled').

  • `Flame and Blame` uncovers Sherman's strategy of war on civilians

    12/17/2014 9:53:30 AM PST · 173 of 204
    Brass Lamp to rockrr
    History does not consider Sherman a “war criminal” and those who shout it only look foolish to the rest of us.

    Of course, if one REALLY wants to look foolish to genuine historians, one need only employ "History" as a grammatical subject which "considers" an historical object.

  • Stephen Kessler: Why all Californians are Mexican

    11/19/2014 10:18:58 AM PST · 81 of 87
    Brass Lamp to Regulator

    This one represents the typical level of education enjoyed by the “informing” class. He actually believes that Texas was acquired in the Mexican-American War. Twat!

  • Sukhoi Su-35S: Capabilities Out of This World

    11/07/2014 5:22:53 PM PST · 61 of 61
    Brass Lamp to az_gila
    Oh, wow - look at all of those dome-headed rivets sticking out all over the place!
  • Opec Plots US Shale Oil Takedown

    10/29/2014 9:27:39 AM PDT · 42 of 44
    Brass Lamp to ICCtheWay
    But for you purists -— if one state like WVA or Kentucky would fall into the hands of Liberal Democrats and you are the Majority leader in the House or the Senate or the President...

    The reason we are in this mess is because the taintists insist upon the "winning" strategy of running loser candidates. Besides, the policies of the Obama administration are in no way different from the policies of a potential Romney or McCain administration. We've got Romney's domestic (healthcare) policy and McCain's foreign policy (pro-jihadi) right now.

  • Today In History - Battle of Hastings - 14 October 1066

    10/14/2014 9:58:17 PM PDT · 39 of 43
    Brass Lamp to ZULU
    If Harald had only waited for the rest of his army from Stamford he would have won. Even without it had the shield wall held its position and not been lured out and had he not been shot with the arrow,he might have won anyway

    I will cut the guy some slack. He had just force-marched his army to the north to repel another major invasion (in a victory which ended the "Age of The Vikings"), and then had to immediately turn his forces south again and confront the largest maritime assault ever assembled. Actually, he did this after having just defeated the previous largest-ever-assembled armada.

  • Receding Waters Of Castaic Lake Reveal ATF Badge, Gun

    10/09/2014 7:15:54 PM PDT · 35 of 43
    Brass Lamp to wrench

    Yeah, now they HAVE to believe us!

  • What English Pet Peeves do You Love to Hate?

    09/08/2014 5:17:53 PM PDT · 161 of 180
    Brass Lamp to Joe Marine 76
    Well, I never declared a major in English, but I think it's:

    Present/Imperative: dive

    Past: dove

    Perfect: dived

    Pluperfect: had dived

    Subjunctive: would/could have dove

  • 10 things Generation X won’t tell you

    07/02/2014 9:35:52 AM PDT · 32 of 87
    Brass Lamp to alexander_busek
    You'll just have to remind me what great world-saving crusade GenX took a pass on. By my reckoning, they've fought in more conflicts with less support than any previous generation. The WWII generation can be congratulated for doing some very obvious hammer-meets-nail work in fighting back against declared enemies who foolishly attacked the one country which could easily outproduce the entire rest of the planet. You claim that GenX is selfish, but the "Greatest" didn't lift a finger to do anything until they were attacked. The post-Soviet world is lucky GenX is actually pretty selfLESS.

    As for the economies of the generations, my feeling is that the voters of the Depression Era really got what they deserved. They elected a blatant communist to the presidency FOUR times. Meanwhile, GenX should never expect to receive ITS Social Security because that program was always meant to be generational swindle.

  • How I Learned to Hate Robert E. Lee (Compares Tea Party to pro-slavery expansion CSA fire-eaters)

    06/22/2014 6:02:50 PM PDT · 82 of 141
    Brass Lamp to CatherineofAragon
    Lee created the Confederacy?

    Forget it. He's rolling.

  • April 21st Battle of San Jacinto

    04/21/2014 5:15:59 AM PDT · 9 of 25
    Brass Lamp to Helotes
    led to annexation and to the Mexican War, resulting in the acquisition by the United States of the states of Texas, New Mexico

    Well, that's a stupid claim. If the annexation of Texas led to the Mexican War, then how could the war have resulted in gaining Texas?

  • The Secrets Behind John Wayne's Many Names

    03/31/2014 9:52:27 AM PDT · 39 of 50
    Brass Lamp to nathanbedford
    There are actors who were real heroes in World War II like Jimmy Stewart or Lee Marvin and, certainly, Audie Murphy. I would include David Niven. But it is Wayne who is held up as the iconic image of the American who won World War II. Wayne himself, not only his screen portrayals, are held up as the ideal American heroic image or at least the two have become so intertwined in the American mind that they are inseparable.

    And this is part of why I don't like Marion. The other part is that he would insist on top billing in any movie featuring actual heroes. Men of real accomplishment are secure enough in their self-image to exercise restraint and express humility. "Wayne" could appear in a war film featuring men who had bravely fought in the very war depicted and he, a career actor, would always get lead credit. He could have, occasionally, taken a step back and allowed better men to have the limelight. It's a credit to Jimmy Steward's character that he would continue to work with The Duke and just that matter slide. Steward could have absolutely humiliated Marion if he had wanted that guy out of the way.

    Besides that, "Wayne" was a lousy actor. "The Conqueror" is example of his prowess.

  • Obama Surgeon General Wants Doctors to Ask Patients About Guns in Home–Part of Obamacare Database

    03/09/2014 12:09:46 AM PST · 48 of 75
    Brass Lamp to lbryce
    The only way to make them understand what its like to have your name added to an enemies list (which is really what this is) is to list their names as well. FR could keep a current thread open detailing these experiences for future consideration.
  • Why Can’t College Students Write Anymore?

    02/23/2014 8:55:56 AM PST · 186 of 187
    Brass Lamp to rey
    Have you ever seen the article diagramming the second ammendment and explaining its meaning grammatically?

    I've had the pleasure of watching Modern Language Association commies choke on their bile while admitting that the dependent "militia" clause was merely explanatory to, and subordinate to, the fully independent "right of the people" clause.

  • Why Can’t College Students Write Anymore?

    02/23/2014 7:22:48 AM PST · 184 of 187
    Brass Lamp to rey
    Shouldn’t it be anylonger?

    You're correct. "Anymore" is a quantitative continuation whereas 'anylonger' is a temporal continuation. The whole excerpt demonstrates poor writing and composition skills.

    Is it just me, or are student competencies like basic writing skills in serious peril today? Granted, I am about a decade in to my teaching career, but even within this fairly short span, I have noticed a startling decline in the quality of written work turned in by my students, regardless of which institution (community college, private, four year school) the papers are coming from.

    Did a professor just end a sentence with a preposition?! I supposed that professing psychology entitles her to correct language. My corrections in bold:

    "Is it just me, or are student competencies[,] such as ('like' suggests a simile, not a part of the matter itself) basic writing skills, lately imperiled? Granted, I am about a decade into (a single preposition, 'in to' requires a transitive verb) my teaching career, but even within this fairly short span, I have noticed a startling decline in the quality of written work turned in by my students, regardless of institutions (colleges public and private, two and four year schools) (because, in listing related items, a writer should introduce the object class common to all items in the list and differentiate in the progression) from which the submissions issue (because the papers are not 'coming from' colleges, as the sentence dictates, but are rather from students in college).

    It’s not just that students aren’t demonstrating critical thinking skills in their writing, basic competencies like proper syntax, spelling, and even proper structure like paragraph indentation and how to cite sources are being done very poorly. Teachers have been reporting anecdotally that even compared to five years ago, many are seeing declines in vocabulary, grammar, writing, and analysis (e.g. Westin, 2013; Bloomberg News, 2012). Moreover, on an international scale, our standards in literacy is similarly on the decline (McGuire, 2014).

    Not only is the first sentence merely a repetition of the introduction of the first paragraph, but it is, itself, introduced by the repetitive use of "it's just". A good writer will vary their sentence structure. This writer likes "like" so much that one like clause is embedded in another. Perhaps that's how they've come to overpopulate the article. The predicate "are being done very poorly" seems to take "proper structure" as its object, in which case they don't match. Since "Teachers have been reporting" that "many are seeing", I have to wonder if the "many" are teachers or whether teacher know of many who who are seeing this. The comma between "years ago" and "many are" would only make sense if there were also a comma between "ancedotely that" and "even compared" thus isolating the complete thought 'teachers are reporting ancedotely that they are seeing declines in...' from "even compare to five years ago". The author complains about student citation, apparently unaware of the great many citation formats which have currency among the various disciplines, and completely unaware that her own citations are improper.

    There are only so many times you can correct a “their” that is meant to denote “there” before wondering, when was the last time this college student’s writing abilities were actually assessed? As a psychology professor, I am starting to feel like an English instructor, because so much of my feedback on these papers is focusing on such basic writing skills, that the coherency or theoretical merit behind the content is getting lost in the shuffle.

    If "wondering" is supposed to introduce an inner monologue, the expressed thought should be contained in quotes. It should read as either:

    "There are only so many times you can correct a 'their' that is meant to denote 'there' before wondering, 'when was the last time this college student’s writing abilities were actually assessed?'"


    "There are only so many times you can correct a 'their' that is meant to denote 'there' before wondering when was the last time this college student’s writing abilities were actually assessed."

    "As a psychology professor, I am starting to feel like an English instructor" would only make sense if feeling like an English instructor were part of professing psychology. Perhaps she meant to write "Despite being a psychology professor...". She should try responding to a Psychology Today article through a clunky Free Republic html console.

    In considering her question "why can't college students write anymore?", I would think that the proliferation of worthless psychology degrees, and the consequential overabundance of psychology professors, has a great deal to do with it.b

  • Obama's 'big breakthrough' coming by end of year - Leaked: Official declaration of Palestinian state

    02/18/2014 7:04:19 AM PST · 21 of 50
    Brass Lamp to E. Pluribus Unum
    There is already a “Palestinian” state, and its name is Jordan.

    Correct! Jordan really was supposed to be the final carve-out for this completely invented group of people.

  • Hennessey now selling a 707 hp street-legal Corvette

    02/14/2014 12:24:18 PM PST · 60 of 64
    Brass Lamp to nascarnation

    I was referring to the tail lamp array. The traditional four rounds are gone.

  • Hennessey now selling a 707 hp street-legal Corvette

    02/13/2014 6:49:00 PM PST · 22 of 64
    Brass Lamp to smokingfrog
    But can they put an actual Corvette rear end on these ugly things?
  • Holder: New media guidelines in weeks

    01/30/2014 7:02:20 AM PST · 39 of 49
    Brass Lamp to BenLurkin

    Now, if only the media would respond with its own guidelines for monitoring the Justice Department.

  • Ruth: Slavery's reality contradicts Sons of Confederate Veterans, Civil War revisionists

    01/25/2014 1:25:03 PM PST · 130 of 207
    Brass Lamp to Brass Lamp

    I should have also pointed out that, if the axe-grinders were really all that interested in the subject of joint ownership of slaves, they could also look into the very real issue of corporate ownership which was, unlike “family ownership” a genuine legal object of study. They probably won’t like where it leads, though.

  • Ruth: Slavery's reality contradicts Sons of Confederate Veterans, Civil War revisionists

    01/25/2014 1:16:49 PM PST · 129 of 207
    Brass Lamp to BroJoeK
    These numbers are based on average family sizes of only four members = husband (owner), wife and two children -- clearly an overly restricted estimate of Southern families.

    It's a nonsense term, linguistically, which refers to more acts of enslavement (as an grammatical transitive verb issuing from a subject) than incidents of enslavement (as a transitive verb directed toward a grammatical object). It's also a nonsense unit of measure from a method which detaches the performance of the act from the occurrence of the same act and which, mathematically, is not even a function of the number of people being held in slavery, as demonstrated by the fact that it creates varying numbers of slavers while the slaves remain the same in numbers and situation. The "slave-owning family" is a useless gauge of measure which is only being used to conflate the participation rate to some more desirable figure.

    If I really had it out for Washington state residents and wanted to shame them with their depravity, I could cheaply quadruple the frequency of cannibalism by denouncing them in terms of "cannibal bridge clubs".

  • Ruth: Slavery's reality contradicts Sons of Confederate Veterans, Civil War revisionists

    01/24/2014 10:23:32 AM PST · 50 of 207
    Brass Lamp to Sherman Logan
    Not really accurate. Here's a link to the percentage of slaveowning families in southern states per the 1860 census. MS was 49% and SC 46%.

    What you have is a link to a knuggle-dragger's best groping, pawing attempt to seize upon statistical data cloaked behind the impenetrable veil of basic illiteracy. The information is supposedly extracted from census records, but the problems are; one, there is no such thing as familial slave ownership (as evidenced by probate and inheritance records in which slaves are treated in the same fashion as the usual sort of individual property) and no such thing as a "slave-owning family" to be counted; two, it was not the purpose of the census to ascertain who owned whom but rather, for the purpose of proportioning representation, to determine how many whites (counted as a whole person) and blacks (counted as three-fifths a person) resided at an address; three, the census was not conducted on a family-to-family basis, but rather door-to-door.

    According to the author of the cited material, a collection of white tenant farmers, if they happen, according to the arrangement of their landlord, to cohabitate and having been surveyed by census-taker, not only have all been drafted into a family unit, but have all become the joint owners of any blacks their employer may have quartered among them. I would suppose that this misinterpretation of raw data was deliberate, if I were generous enough to credit the writer for having sufficient intelligence to construct a purposeful deception.

    By the way, the UVA database referenced by the cited website actually gives the free population of Mississippi in 1860 as 354,674, and the number of slave-owners as 30,943, which would support a claim that nearly 9% of the free population held slaves. For South Carolina, it's 301,302 to 26,701 for just about 9%, again.

  • GOP to alter rules for presidential nominating process, early-voting states protected

    01/23/2014 10:54:04 AM PST · 33 of 77
    Brass Lamp to Cincinatus' Wife
    Tougher penalties for states violating the GOP's primary plan. States with 30 or more delegates, like Florida, would be allowed to send only nine of those delegates -- and any RNC members in the state -- to the nominating convention. Any state with 29 or fewer delegates would be allowed to send only six delegates plus RNC members. The reduction in convention delegates would seriously reduce the influence those states would otherwise hold in the nominating process.

    That's right. They just continue to punish the very states upon whose patronage they depend. Gotta protect all those precious little irrelevant eggshells in Iowa, you know, because they've been doing such a great job selecting our candidates for us.

  • Robert E. Lee: American Patriot and Southern Hero

    01/20/2014 5:12:21 AM PST · 133 of 166
    Brass Lamp to Brass Lamp
    as claim Arthur

    should be "claiming"

  • Robert E. Lee: American Patriot and Southern Hero

    01/20/2014 5:10:52 AM PST · 132 of 166
    Brass Lamp to oh8eleven
    Claiming that Lee betrayed American because he fought yankees makes about as much sense as claim Arthur betrayed Britain when he fought Saxons.
  • Judge, Citing Extreme Facts, Tosses Arrest of NYC Professor

    01/18/2014 9:57:37 AM PST · 65 of 114
    Brass Lamp to null and void
    If the department’s retirement fund had to pay them, the whole department might be inclined to make sure Officer O’Roidrage worked elsewhere

    I like your idea better.

  • EyeOn College Basketball UNC stops research of academic whistleblower Mary Willingham

    01/18/2014 9:33:14 AM PST · 20 of 24
    Brass Lamp to Uncle Chip
    Can we expect the NCAA to suspend UNC for this cover-up???

    Only if you're expecting integrity from the very corruptive influence that is ruining American education.

  • Judge, Citing Extreme Facts, Tosses Arrest of NYC Professor

    01/18/2014 9:27:53 AM PST · 59 of 114
    Brass Lamp to Behind Liberal Lines

    This sort of thing would end if all training academies had to have certification which judges could pull.

  • The "New" John Birch Society

    01/13/2014 4:59:29 PM PST · 131 of 165
    Brass Lamp to searching123
    Lastly, I am the first and only person in our country who obtained the entire FBI HQ main file

    How, exactly, do you know that you are the "first and only"?

  • Angry Female Alabama Fan Jumps an OU Student in the Sugar Bowl Stands (VIDEO: Hell Hath No Fury)

    01/04/2014 7:49:56 AM PST · 45 of 92
    Brass Lamp to Mount Athos
    I am, unfortunately, quite familiar with that class of people who attend OU games. If you've never seen them before, you'd never believe that Americans could act somehow worse than English soccer hooligans. Sooner fans are absolutely the lowest sort of low character. I'll take just about anyone’s side against those people and I'm sure she was more than fully justified in beating up that crowd from the lower Midwest.
  • Lincoln's Tariff War

    12/30/2013 6:45:11 PM PST · 11 of 84
    Brass Lamp to cicero2k

    Well, but could you, in the interest of maintaining the integrity of the citation, locate the original Denny’s place-mat from which BOR sourced the information?

  • Temple Mount Activist: Only the People Can Stop Desecration

    12/25/2013 4:39:39 AM PST · 5 of 9
    Brass Lamp to reg45
    What further proof would the world need to understand that the muslim mind is deranged by powerful cognitive dissonance. There is a whole engineering corps dedicated to the industrial-scale destruction of something the existence of which they, themselves, deny. They necessarily handle materials which absolutely disprove their religious world view. Yet they neither repent or convert.

    Islam is a damnation.

  • Cancer Patient Forced To Remove Hat at Nashville Restaurant

    12/17/2013 8:17:04 AM PST · 68 of 282
    Brass Lamp to ontap
    I am ashamed for you that you would so quickly take the low road and resort to insults

    He was trying to show you what sort of person he wants to be, but unintentionally demonstrated what sort he really is. That is the hazard of pretense.

  • Interactive Graphic: The Story of Every Pope In History, From Saint Peter To Pope Francis

    12/16/2013 6:17:19 AM PST · 119 of 140
    Brass Lamp to NotTallTex

    Do you believe that accepting Peter as the initial official authority is a necessary condition for receiving the grace of forgiveness? Will denying the primacy of Peter condemn an sinner? I invite any professing Catholic to answer because I’ve never, in my life, gotten anyone to answer these questions.

  • EXPLAINED: Why Texas will Secede from Union

    12/12/2013 10:56:31 AM PST · 220 of 269
    Brass Lamp to zeugma
    Is this it?

    Correct. It wasn't the Court's purpose to decide the legality of secession, as that was not the issue at hand, and the majority did not entertain any argument that it should not be legal. It just proceeded from the a priori assumption that the wartime government of Texas was illegal while deciding the disposition of the bonds in question. Chase, himself, just made blunt and unsupported claims about Texas' "indissoluble" membership.

    Chiles (appearing with White) argued that the then-current State of Texas was trying to forward a legal paradox by claiming itself, for the purpose of nullifying the sale of bonds, to have been invalidated whilst at the same time also claiming to be a valid complainant party for the purpose of establishing standing.

    In order to preserve his desired outcome, Chase had to concoct that argument that the legal term "state" was a vagary which could refer to any combination of three things: the territory in which a legal state resides, the people who compose a the political body of a legal state, or the legal institution of a state's government. Chase separated these three things and addressed only the subject of the legality of the seceded government.

    By claiming that the seceding government had exited all legal reality while leaving all corporeal and terrestrial matter behind (in a weird, twisted, backwards rapture), Chase presented a sort of "Goldilocks" zone within which the US could have legally conducted otherwise unconstitutional measures within its constitutional domain, or constitutional measures beyond its constitutional domain, or, basically, just whatever.

    Chiles had argued that it was an either/or legal dilemma; that either Texas had been in (and the bond sale was legit), or that Texas had been out and then conquered (and therefore not recognizable). Chase found a third way that doesn't really precisely address popular secession or the removal of territories by arguing that, it this particular case, the people and the land of Texas just happened to still be within the United States because the seceding government had delegitimized itself, voiding the ordinance of secession. This allowed him to rule against the party actually claiming that secession was illegal while preserving an outcome which depended upon it being so.

    The Supreme Court did not FIND secession to be illegal, it derived a conclusion from the prior assumption that it just WAS.

  • EXPLAINED: Why Texas will Secede from Union

    12/11/2013 7:05:22 PM PST · 68 of 269
    Brass Lamp to donmeaker
    Why don't you be the first anti-secessionist in the history of Free Republic to actually read Texas v. White instead just stupidly parroting a psuedo-fact originally started by a forum creep who was exiled years ago.
  • DOJ Warns Anti-Muslim Comments on Social Media Can Be Considered Felony

    12/05/2013 11:35:52 AM PST · 90 of 103
    Brass Lamp to RaceBannon
    Here's an opportune reminder: Muhammed was a thief, murderer, rapist, pedophile, and ravenous homosexual who founded the world's most backward, jackass religion. That is all.
  • Lee County Sheriff: Knockout game attacks happening in SWFL

    11/27/2013 3:34:41 PM PST · 18 of 23
    Brass Lamp to 2ndDivisionVet

    Where is SW Florida? The Gulf?

  • The Baptist Confession of Faith of 1689 with Scripture Proofs [2 of 34]

    11/07/2013 6:04:26 PM PST · 15 of 27
    Brass Lamp to one Lord one faith one baptism
    i think you have an incorrect assumption about my “denominational stripe”

    Oh, no. I nailed it.

    i absolutely REJECT the 16th century doctrinal innovations that were introduced, 1500 years after the Resurrection and Ascension.

    Do you reject all innovations after the foundation? If not, then under what criteria do you accept them? Do you think them essential and necessary? Do you deny the Christianity of those you reject late innovation?

    examples of such 16TH century tradition of men which must be rejected would include sola scriptura...

    Ah, the very innovative notion of, uh, non-innovation. very innovative, that non-innovation.

    ...sola fide...

    I have more hope for those faithful who are also powerless.

    ...baptism as a meaningless ceremony...

    Meaning is found in intention. "To mean" is "to intend", which is why someone will say they "meant" do that which they intended to do. Infants intend nothing. An understanding adherent demonstrates his intentions and can explain what the "meaning" is.

    ...the 66 book Bible...

    Because, apparently, the composition of scripture is important when denying its authority.

    ...and rejection of Apostolic Succession...

    Most denominations do not deny Apostolic Succession.

    i also would reject anyone who would claim the first generation Church was “insufficient”, just as i reject anyone who would claim the Church was insufficient in the 2nd century, 5th century, 11th century, 16th century or 20th century.

    Well, if the first generation church was sufficient, then I could safely lose the updates. That which is more than sufficient is superfluous while also remaining sufficient. I don't deny the Christianity of those who believe in a continuing revelation, even when they deny mine.

    Just imagine, though, the terror of a time-lost Christian of the first century, being deeply committed to the beliefs indoctrinated by the Apostles themselves, lying on his deathbed and awaiting ascension, who finds himself suddenly transported to a later century to find that there is a new sufficient doctrine which he must embrace before his imminent demise.

    as the Holy Spirit tells us thru Paul in Ephesians 3:21 “to him be glory in the church and in Christ Jesus TO ALL GENERATIONS, for ever and ever Amen.”

    I think that, if pressed, you would display a slidey usage of "church".

    this passage tells us the true Church will be here in all generations, which would mean those that teach there was an apostasy and the church needed to be “restored” ( i.e. Joseph Smith )must be rejected.

    Can we agree that all these violent and promiscuous "prophets" are committing the sin of adding to the scriptures?

  • The Baptist Confession of Faith of 1689 with Scripture Proofs [2 of 34]

    11/07/2013 3:52:44 PM PST · 11 of 27
    Brass Lamp to one Lord one faith one baptism
    are you saying that God revealed truth outside of the written Scriptures? if yes, you deserve a prize!

    Why don't you be the first poster of your denominational stripe in the history of FR to give an example of late doctrinal innovation, explaining just how you know it to be truly and correctly inspired. To actually make the point that your people try to approach through suggestion alone (the insufficiency of the first generation church), you would have to defend a doctrine invented well after the Resurrection and Ascension. Official rubber stamping will not be recognized.