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  • Ann Coulter is a hurtful brand of pundit

    04/29/2005 10:36:06 AM PDT · 116 of 231
    Coyote to John Lenin
    Editor's corrections:

    She was recently interviewed by Time magazine (If ONLY it had been ME. I'm so insecure and so hungry for attention!) and her image was bestowed on the cover.

    I suppose I am fascinated insanely jealous by the fascination.

    To me (and believe me, I oughta' know!), Ann Coulter looks much like the women you might find in a backwater Nevada brothel.

    Coulter insists it is liberals who are in need (all except ME, because I'm not only jealous of this woman, and I HATE her soooo much, but OMG, I LOVE her long legs and those mini-skirts sooooo soooo much, but I HATE her sooooo much, but I LOVE that attitude but I can't HAVE her, and I'm sooooo jealous and angry that I HATE her, and I've been thinkin' 'bout my mother, but I LOVE her sooooo much!) of a mental overhaul.

    Earth (and she's soooo damn earthy!) is yours. Take it. (please, PLEASE let me HAVE it!) Rape it. (OMG! Why does she TEASE me this way! Whimper, snivel, whine....)

  • Daddy! Wake up! Where is all my money?

    04/14/2005 2:13:58 PM PDT · 1 of 5
    Coyote
    Just one more eye opening provacative rant...

  • Conservative Have Monopoly on Mean-Spiritedness?

    12/16/2004 8:52:15 AM PST · 10 of 13
    Coyote to PersonEatingTastyAnimals
    "I'm no (expletive) clown either. ... This guy started a jihad."

    Spare us.

    Mr. I am not an f'ing clown thinks that President Bush is uneducated and started a Jihad.

    He seems in denial of his own educational background and of course, 911, where we have a realistic picture of just who started the Jihad.

    "He...had been expelled from New York's elite Dalton School. He was also expelled from Haverford College for a stunt involving a cow. Eventually, he would graduate from Bard College." - http://www.amctv.com/person/detail?CID=8142-1-EST

    "All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy. Sadly, his career has generally worsened throughout the nineties...." - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/bio

    Repeat after me. I am NOT an f'ing clown. I am NOT an f'ing clown. I am NOT an f'ing clown!

    What a jerk of a looser.

  • God is cut from film of Dark Materials

    12/08/2004 11:50:17 AM PST · 49 of 49
    Coyote to burlywood
    “any arbitrary establishment that curtails the freedom of the individual”

    And would that 'arbitrary establishment' they plan to vilify include Hollywood's own supported Progressive movement's efforts to 'curtail' the freedom guaranteed by First Amendment for Republicans at the Universities or people wishing each other "Merry Christmas" in the spirit of "It's a Wonderful Life", the freedom guaranteed by the Second Amendment when local communities ban firearms used for self defense, by the Fourth Amendment when roadside check stops invade our automobiles, by the Tenth Amendment when Federal Jurisdiction supersedes the limits specified by such? The ends justify the means.

    One interesting note reflected by this press release is that after the election of 2004 and the success of "The Passion", whether or not in agreement with the Red States or Mel Gibson, the producers of this feature understand that it might not be financially prudent to offend more than at least half of the population of those intended as potential viewers. At least not if they want board directed backers for their next Progressive production effort.

  • Zogby: Santa is a Democrat; Scrooge and the Grinch are Republicans says new poll

    12/08/2004 10:22:16 AM PST · 60 of 72
    Coyote to Nascardude
    Zogby's a Moslem Mole. Just like Tokyo Rose, he sucks.

    BTW, if EVER there were a Grinch that stole Christmas, it's GOTTA be the ACLU and the anti-Christmas movement that's rampant this holiday season. Can't say Merry Christmas any more. Can't celebrate the human sacrifice that ended all human sacrifice. It's just not PC.

    According to the Knee Jerk Times, hafta' say instead, happy pagan winter wicca wumpus, let's have us a NEW human sacrifice! Let's celebrate the 40 millionth aborted American human child instead! And let's wish everyone many more to come!

    So just like always, liberal anti-Americanism works to undermine the base values and moral core of American culture, and just like always, they turn the focus of blame on innocent enemies. Thinking themselves clever, the seek a two-for-one.

    The bottom line is that they're criminals, and this is their MO. They steal and they kill, but according to them, someone else is always responsible.

    Let's face it. Liberals all suck too.

  • Morford: Very, Very Dirty Pictures

    12/03/2004 10:03:21 AM PST · 99 of 112
    Coyote to presidio9
    At the risk of being a bit smug in my analysis, it's actually stunning to think just how myopic and naieve this tragically demented person's worldview actually appears.

    Many of those dead in the "dirty, very dirty pictures" he's so teared up about have seriously called for dropping persons with his/her/its sexual proclivity head first from tall buildings, followed up by stoning if the fall doesn't kill them. In many parts of the world, these calls are acted out daily. In Iran a teen-aged girl was just executed for having premarital sex, by examples of the very fanatics he feels so sorry for at the expense of America's finest.

    What is obvious is that he feels pretty damned safe tucked away there in the security of the SFChronicle, a security bought during the past 200+ years by millions of those "...poorly educated, disposable hunks of politically abused postpubescent meat" he'd like to get his own little hands on before they become the rugged men of great sacrifice that he so feigns disdain.

    Sadly, for Ms. Moreford, because of his/her/its own choices, the likelyhood is probably high that the new drug resistant strains of AIDS now emerging because of poorly tested compounds rushed into production by pressure from his enclave, or antibiotic resistant Syphilus, or antibiotic resistant Tuberculosis, or self loathing suicide, will remove him/her/it from the venue of mortal concern in due time.

    His/her/its denial is what really amazes.

  • Photos from Iraq (the mass-media forgot) These are some of the best photos thus far.

    12/01/2004 11:06:59 AM PST · 122 of 179
    Coyote to smith288


    With regard to the appearance that this person is not a Polish soldier but actually a U.S. soldier, the rifle he's using is almost certainly an American Barret M107 .50 caliber semi-auto sniper rig.

    Barret M107....

  • FREEPER JEFFHEAD AWARDED A 2004 RONALD REAGAN GOLD MEDAL AWARD

    11/11/2004 4:25:50 PM PST · 266 of 487
    Coyote to Jeff Head
    Deeply inspiring to have been privileged to watch your success in the making.

    Congratulations.

  • CBS News FReeped <--- (actual headline)

    09/13/2004 11:14:50 AM PDT · 264 of 270
    Coyote to Jim Robinson
    "He's dead, Jim."

  • In Maine, One Bush Wedding and A Fish Story (Jenna & dad Catches nice sized striper)

    08/12/2004 8:39:50 AM PDT · 17 of 28
    Coyote to Area Freeper
    Hmmmmm..... Let's see.

    A presidential wanna' be who claims he'd never set foot on a yacht less than 120' long, who's worth is nearly a billion dollars, and who eats the pizza of the flight crew who ferries him around.

    Or a president on a 20' +/- boat, with his sleeves rolled up while fishing, who wears a baseball cap, and PRO-RODEO WRANGLER jeans!

    Which one is the "MAN OF THE PEOPLE" again, and which one is for the snooty elite? I need ta' know before I vote.

  • Modern Leftism as Recycled Fascism

    07/30/2004 12:02:12 AM PDT · 5 of 11
    Coyote to SEA
    The trouble with the nation as we move further and further toward the fascist left, is that we move more toward the Fascist model. Reminds me of this old piece
  • NRA clout is outgunning Feinstein - Assault weapons ban renewal in doubt

    06/28/2004 11:32:37 AM PDT · 62 of 231
    Coyote to Joe Brower
    "For government consists in nothing else but so controlling subjects that they shall neither be able to, nor have cause to do it harm." -Nicolo Machiavelli

    "In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant." -Charles de Gaulle

  • NRA clout is outgunning Feinstein - Assault weapons ban renewal in doubt

    06/28/2004 11:15:38 AM PDT · 60 of 231
    Coyote to Blue Collar Christian
    I know! It's such a dumb movie, but it's so full of gems of wisdom.

    My girlfriend just bought the special edition and we sat up watching it over the weekend. Those are the same two lines of dialog that hit me as well!

    The "you dig" line just smacked me there toward the end, after hours of watching, and I realized that it completely explained the vitriolic rant of the anti-gunners perfectly. They just want the rest of us to to the digging while they dominate.

    Perfect. Those two lines completely explain why the founders included the second ammendment.

  • NRA clout is outgunning Feinstein - Assault weapons ban renewal in doubt

    06/28/2004 10:48:40 AM PDT · 55 of 231
    Coyote to nypokerface
    "There are two types of people in the world", 'Blondie' says to Tuco in the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, after Tuco discoveres the pistol he tried to kill 'Blondie' with was unloaded.

    "People who's pistols are loaded", 'Blondie' continues, brandishing his own loaded pistol and handing Tuco a shovel, "and people who dig. YOU, dig."

    So simple, this power ancient thing. The "some animals are more equal than others" anti gunners simply want everyone they hold 'beneath' them and their related swine to do the digging they perceive necessary to level the egalitarian playing field, while they elevate themselves to watchmen.

    That's why the thesaurus equates the word 'hog' with swine, and defines it thus: "To control, to dominate, to take over, to corner the market."

  • Flying Saucer Fever Grips Iran, Theories Abound

    04/28/2004 2:25:14 PM PDT · 33 of 74
    Coyote to freedom44
    White disc? Could they already be using the X-45 for surveylance?

  • Teen who ran away returned to polygamist community

    02/09/2004 7:17:14 PM PST · 14 of 25
    Coyote to cateizgr8
    Hey. I really have little room to be just one more self righteous judge.

    After all, we did return Elian to HIS natural father, to become a slave in Cuba.

    We're rapidly embracing all manner of redifinition of what constitutes family.

    We've long embraced "multiculturalisms" many pluralities. I mean, "one mans poison is another man's meat." Right?

    So I'm just stumped. Why NOT return the girl to her natural father and redefine polygamy, common in many other cultures, as just one more form of an "alternative family" lifestyle?

  • Who Did Saddam Bribe?

    02/09/2004 5:57:08 PM PST · 7 of 20
    Coyote to hope
    Al Khafaji contributed $400,000 to the production of Scott Ritter's film .... al Khafaji arranged travel and financing for the "Baghdad Democrats"--Jim McDermott, Mike Thompson and David Bonior ....al Khafaji contributed $5,000 to McDermott's Legal Defense Fund.

    Are we really surprised? And to think I was just about to blame Halliburton for all this.

  • Redford: Tyranny's useful idiot: Joseph Farah slams star for courting Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

    01/30/2004 1:39:26 AM PST · 4 of 6
    Coyote to JohnHuang2
    Meanwhile, oil rich Venezuela and nuclear capable Brazil have totally fallen under the spell.

    It won't be long before the malignant wing of latino left will be pushing up on our southern border and right on into Hollywood itself.
  • Spirit Sends First Photo Since Troubles Began

    01/29/2004 9:51:47 AM PST · 12 of 55
    Coyote to Dog
    Engineers have since determined that the problem appears to involve too many files overloading the onboard computer memory.

    I just knew it. Spirit's running under Windows.

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  • BROADWAY BOB SPEAKS OUT

    01/28/2004 7:04:06 PM PST · 5 of 7
    Coyote to clintonbaiter
    If da' glove don fit, ya' muss acquit!

    The Knee Jerk Times ought to take a long and careful look at the BBC right about now.

    It's a damn good thing that Broadway Bob has all that security keeping the selfish "man in the street" from wringing his proverbial neck. Donya' thin?