She was recently interviewed by Time magazine (If ONLY it had been ME. I'm so insecure and so hungry for attention!) and her image was bestowed on the cover.
I suppose I am
fascinated insanely jealous by the fascination.
To me (and believe me, I oughta' know!), Ann Coulter looks much like the women you might find in a backwater Nevada brothel.
Coulter insists it is liberals who are in need (all except ME, because I'm not only jealous of this woman, and I HATE her soooo much, but OMG, I LOVE her long legs and those mini-skirts sooooo soooo much, but I HATE her sooooo much, but I LOVE that attitude but I can't HAVE her, and I'm sooooo jealous and angry that I HATE her, and I've been thinkin' 'bout my mother, but I LOVE her sooooo much!) of a mental overhaul.
Earth (and she's soooo damn earthy!) is yours. Take it. (please, PLEASE let me HAVE it!) Rape it. (OMG! Why does she TEASE me this way! Whimper, snivel, whine....)