HAW!! That reminds me of an old maritime construction company owner on the docks of Anchorage, AK who had a weird looking little brass horn that curved upward and backward; he told female tourists to go out on the end of the dock to call up whales from the Cook Inlet. In fact he had dumped a bunch of talcum powder down the horn, and when the dupe blew on it, powder was expelled downward into their eyes, nose and mouth! I never saw the humor, but he laughed about it loudly. Amazing how dumb some folks are!!