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  • Help! Is there an honest Web Host?

    03/24/2006 10:42:31 PM PST · 2 of 17
    funeralcom to Quixotical

    www.valuhost.com Used them for 5 years and support is all done with email, but very efficient...

  • Bush should face people's tribunal: Iranian President

    02/01/2006 3:39:09 PM PST · 30 of 34
    funeralcom to cinives

    Very Good...........

  • Some US troops question Woodruff coverage (UPI: Why journalist are more important)

    02/01/2006 12:38:18 PM PST · 14 of 16
    funeralcom to America's Resolve

    Subject: Conservative/Liberal Movements


    To all my friends who like the truth,

    I have been reading books about human genetics, such as The Seven Daughters of Eve, and here is what I have learned.....

    Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

    The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

    Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

    Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement."

    Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girliemen.'

    Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

    Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

    Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

    Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule
    because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

    Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively.

    Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

    Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.

    They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

    Here ends today's lesson in world history:

    It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to respond to the above before simply laughing and forwarding it. A Conservative will be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other "true believers."

  • State of Union Speech Response from State Lawmakers (WI)

    02/01/2006 12:37:27 PM PST · 13 of 18
    funeralcom to roaddog727

    Subject: Conservative/Liberal Movements


    To all my friends who like the truth,

    I have been reading books about human genetics, such as The Seven Daughters of Eve, and here is what I have learned.....

    Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

    The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

    Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

    Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement."

    Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girliemen.'

    Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

    Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

    Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

    Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule
    because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

    Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively.

    Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

    Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.

    They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

    Here ends today's lesson in world history:

    It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to respond to the above before simply laughing and forwarding it. A Conservative will be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other "true believers."

  • The impeachment issue

    02/01/2006 12:36:47 PM PST · 51 of 84
    funeralcom to Emmett McCarthy

    Subject: Conservative/Liberal Movements


    To all my friends who like the truth,

    I have been reading books about human genetics, such as The Seven Daughters of Eve, and here is what I have learned.....

    Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

    The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

    Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

    Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement."

    Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girliemen.'

    Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

    Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

    Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

    Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule
    because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

    Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively.

    Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

    Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.

    They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

    Here ends today's lesson in world history:

    It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to respond to the above before simply laughing and forwarding it. A Conservative will be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other "true believers."

  • Some US troops question Woodruff coverage

    02/01/2006 6:38:11 AM PST · 5 of 21
    funeralcom to armydawg1

    A-Men

  • THERE IS A BETTER WAY

    01/31/2006 9:20:47 PM PST · 25 of 44
    funeralcom to thehumanlynx

    Better Way, the liberals don't have any clue what that means! It's a stalling tactic to find out what they truly believe in and what they should do..... what a bunch of pathetic, low rent, spineless putz's.

  • The anatomy of Hamas's victory

    01/28/2006 6:30:40 PM PST · 6 of 8
    funeralcom to JLAGRAYFOX

    This sounds perfect, and as long as the demorats are promoting going after Iran, now would be the time....

  • Joe Lieberman: U.S. Prepared for Iran Strike

    01/22/2006 10:40:36 PM PST · 114 of 165
    funeralcom to Paleo Conservative

    Maybe old Senator Joe will pull a Jeffords and become a republican. It sure would be a slap in the face to libs everywhere. He owes the democratic party zilch, nada, nothing. they are a bunch of bafoons...............

  • U.S. STRIKE KILLED AL QAEDA BOMB MAKER (Updates starting at post 256)

    01/18/2006 8:36:10 PM PST · 390 of 454
    funeralcom to areafiftyone

    Sen. Barack Obama doesn't like da bombing.

  • Wal-Mart enemies cutting off their noses

    01/16/2006 11:48:05 AM PST · 52 of 174
    funeralcom to Black Birch

    Exactly. Very Good Point....

  • Wrap-up2 Iran ready to remove U.N. seals at nuclear sites

    01/09/2006 12:48:17 AM PST · 7 of 20
    funeralcom to Gunslingr3

    Israel will go in and get it done... Watch and see...

  • Time To Push Back (Jed Babbin Essay)

    01/08/2006 9:36:58 PM PST · 4 of 28
    funeralcom to smoothsailing

    Bravo.....

    How do we get the Republicans fired up to go on the offensive?


  • WP: Lieberman Wins Republican Friends, Democratic Enemies With Support for War

    12/09/2005 9:20:07 PM PST · 27 of 51
    funeralcom to msnimje

    Wonder what the chances are that Lieberman would actually pull a Jeffords?

  • Iran must be dealt with NOW.

    11/03/2004 9:24:00 PM PST · 18 of 34
    funeralcom to patriciaruth

    Oh........

  • Iran must be dealt with NOW.

    11/03/2004 9:19:48 PM PST · 15 of 34
    funeralcom to patriciaruth

    Isn't klingon something put in the dryer...

  • Iran must be dealt with NOW.

    11/03/2004 9:17:08 PM PST · 12 of 34
    funeralcom to dinok

    I suppose I could cheat and look online, but I really don't know?

  • Iran must be dealt with NOW.

    11/03/2004 9:15:29 PM PST · 10 of 34
    funeralcom to randog

    Tactical........

    PS... What does Troll mean? I'm newbie...

  • Iran must be dealt with NOW.

    11/03/2004 9:14:03 PM PST · 9 of 34
    funeralcom to dinok

    Do I really have to? I was more into "Lost in Space".

  • Iran must be dealt with NOW.

    11/03/2004 9:10:22 PM PST · 3 of 34
    funeralcom to patriciaruth

    Tholian?