I could ask "Where the heck is my basic DSL or cable?"
A U.S. Fed Gov 2010 survey found that 40% of US residents do not have broadband internet.
I happen to be part of that 40%.
No DSL. No cable.
So, forgive me if I have no sympathy for those whining about not have "super-fast" internet. The author should consider him/herself fortunate to have any type of broadband.