Free Republic

Hey, I wanna marry my pet gerbil.

When you decide it’s no longer taboo, give me a call.

Phew!

We could sure use some cool air around here....

The poor judge - clearly he failed to realize that the IRS is above the law.

One dirty bomb, headed for New York/Washington/London/Paris - coming right up!

Uh... for not giving a rat’s ass what the people of the nation think about anything....?

Despite the rise of the Marxist ideology, this remains a republic.

For now.

Evidently, this poor shlub failed to realize that, in a Marxist society, EVERYTHING belongs to The State.

He is allowed to utilize The State’s property only at sufferance.

Cohibas are wonderful; I’m also a big fan of Montecristos.

I hear ya.

“very nice gesture”

I was being sarcastic, sorry you missed it.

Apparently, an entire government-run playpen filled with mentally defective post-adolescent lawyers can’t figure out what “shall not be infringed” means.

“It was not immediately clear what Tahmooressi said at the evidentiary hearing...”

Senor Judge, I no pay no steenking bribes....

Very nice gesture.

Although there was probably less than a snowball’s chance in h*ll the Russians would ever see a dime.

Myself, I would have taken payment in Havana cigars.

Yes, I’m sure Obama would wish to place all the Bush administration nominations somewhere out at the 200 mile limit - preferably without a life preserver.

“Costco is not influenced by political considerations in selecting product for sale in our warehouses....”

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Oh, it’s always good to start the day with a hearty laugh at a funny joke.

“Emails show Lois Lerner deliberately sought to evade oversight...”

Really?

Gee, I’m shocked.

“Conn is an English professor...”

Somehow, that comes as no surprise.

Wonder how the Shanghai sophisticates do against their peers in the Guangzhou/Hong Kong area...

Cultural thuggery from the Left.

It’s becoming a national pastime to rival baseball.

Most people’s benefits ran out several years ago.

One sure way to get on the list - read the constitution, and believe in what you read.

Being vastly wealthy - nice work if you can get it.

The President of the United States cares about ‘everything’ except the United States - and its people.

Unfortunately, Ukraine isn’t ringed by the Alps.

“It was an elusive planet that for 200 years appeared to explain Uranus’s wobbly orbit.”

If Uranus is wobbling, don’t fret - it’s happening to everybody with this ridiculous administration.

“....but it doesn’t necessarily need fewer laws and regulations, either.”

Sorry, lost me right there.

A large bucket of horse sh*t from an *ss-clown who wants Israel wiped off the face of the Earth.

Of COURSE they are; that’s why they CAME here.

And the Democrats know it, too. That’s PRECISELY why they refuse to do anything - anything at all - about it.

The illegals will vote Democrat forever to keep the freebies - all at taxpayer expense (meaning YOU)- rolling.

Relax, Britain - the IRS is sending the same bill to the Swiss, and pretty much everyone else.

‘Newest load of FUTURE DEMOCRAT PARTY VOTERS arrive at San Ysidro Border Patrol Station’

Fixed it.

And, no, this did NOT happen in a White neighborhood.

“Why is No Action Taken Against Obama?”

Oh, puh-leez!

Hello...

He’s Black; everyone knows you can’t say a word against Black people these days, as long as they’re Lefties.

If they’re conservatives, on the other hand, the gloves come off.

Amen, brother.

Shooting are on the rise in NYC?

But... but... but firearms are ILLEGAL in NYC.

Clearly, the early Neanderthals wintered in Florida and Capri.

Obama is proof positive of the tried-and-true maxim, “Scratch a Leftist, find a dictator.”

How did we get here?

Puh-leez, give us a tough one.

We got here precisely because the Left figures all these new voters will keep the Democrats in clover for years to come.

Next!

A law like that in the US would shut down the American entertainment industry overnight.

A 13-year-old - fifth grader?

What’s wrong with this picture?

Whoa!

Slap the cuffs on me, Baby, and take me away.

I’m yours!

The kids these days don’t want to hear what life was like fifty or sixty years ago, and would never understand, anyway.

They really believe they’re “free” now.

Sad.

Someone needs to find out which brand of vitamins this guy was taking.

Occasionally there is a case which makes one regret the clause in the constitution which bars ‘cruel and unusual punishments.’

This is such a case.

Owing to Google’s new firearms policy, here’s a resounding NO THANKS!

Six years into the Obama presidency, and the lamest of the lame are still whining, “It’s Bush’s fault.”

Sorry, that never cut it, and it CERTAINLY doesn’t cut it now.

So say the atheists at the Post.

So... f*** Target.

Who needs ‘em.

Strange, but somewhat interesting, to be a witness to what is clearly the very worst presidency in the nation’s history.

Something to tell the grandchildren about, if we survive it.

This is, quite simply, beyond belief.

Christie still thinks he has a shot at the nomination.

Sorry, Chris, too little, too late.

All of this discussion assumes - quite wrongly - that the point is to arrive at rational solutions to Ameica’s problems.

That is NOT the point.

The point is to socialize everything under the sun, so that the government will have every power over everyone, forever.

It’s a sort of ‘soft’ Marxist/Leninist takeover of the nation.