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  • Heartwarming Elephant Story (brings a tear to the eye)

    06/01/2015 10:10:58 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 37 replies
    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. Surely, this injury would have eventually become infected, killing the elephant. So, as carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant...
  • Getting tired of reading about Freepers that pass away. STAHP!

    06/01/2015 8:44:08 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 84 replies
    Ok, that's just about enough out of you all. You can stop passing away now. Getting tired of reading about this Freeper or that Freeper dying. Y'all can cut it out now. Seriously. Stop it. NO MORE DYING ALLOWED.
  • Pink Coconut Marshmallow Cakes

    05/25/2015 12:40:08 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 133 replies
    Date: Now | Author: Me
    You know those pink coconut marshmallow cakes you find on convenience store shelves...? If you get too many of them together in close proximity, critical mass is reached and an explosion ensues. The explosion creates tens of new pink coconut marshmallow cakes per cake found on the shelf. This, in turn, causes another explosion, which occurs a few hours, when the cakes heat up again. This is known by Military EOD specialists and government teams dedicated to controlling these outbreaks, as a Pink Coconut Marshmallow Cake Event (PCMCE). In the effort to make these dangerous snacks more acceptable, Hostess renamed...
  • Obama combats police militarization by limiting supply of military-style gear

    05/18/2015 6:29:25 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 20 replies
    The Guardian (UK) ^ | Monday 18 May 2015 07.29 EDT | http://www.theguardian.com/profile/lauren-gambino
    More than nine months after the paramilitary response to anti-police protests sent shockwaves around the world from the streets of Ferguson, Missouri, Barack Obama is taking matters into his own hands. The president will ban the US government from funding certain types of military-style equipment to local police departments and sharply control other weapons and gear provided to law enforcement, White House officials announced on Monday. The announcement coincides with the release of a report from a policing taskforce assembled by Obama in response to the turmoil in Ferguson. The so-called 21st Century Policing Task Force, made up of 12...
  • Prank Gone Horribly Wrong – Concealed Carrier Pulls Gun on Prankster

    04/18/2015 11:42:18 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 67 replies
    Buzzpo ^ | Jul 26, 2104 | Eric Reed
    On March 24th the YouTube channel “Model Pranksters” elected to upload the following video to their channel, and it becomes a prank gone horribly wrong. They apparently thought it would be a wise idea to travel to Kentucky, dress up as the murderer from the “Scream” movies, hide in the darkness, pop out with what appears to be a rifle, and point it at innocent people. Watch what happens when he chooses the wrong guy to scare, and then nearly wets himself. I wish I could say I laughed at that video while watching it, but I didn’t. Frankly I...
  • University ‘Academics’ Say Pedophilia Is ‘Natural For Males’

    04/10/2015 10:23:14 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 104 replies
    Truth Uncensored ^ | April 7, 2015 | By Lauren Richardson
    Some university academics actually think that it is ‘natural’ for men to be ‘aroused’ by children. The Telegraph reported that “Paedophilic interest is natural and normal for human males,” said the presentation. “At least a sizeable minority of normal males would like to have sex with children … Normal males are aroused by children.” Some yellowing tract from the Seventies or early Eighties, era of abusive celebrities and the infamous PIE, the Paedophile Information Exchange? No. Anonymous commenters on some underground website? No again. The statement that paedophilia is “natural and normal” was made not three decades ago but last...
  • You Might Not Be Able to Buy Firearms, Ammo From Walmart Soon

    04/09/2015 1:15:14 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 61 replies
    Fox News ^ | 4/9/2015
    Walmart's right to sell firearms and ammunition is being threatened by a lawsuit. Fox Business Network reporter Adam Shapiro reported on "Fox and Friends First" this morning that a court decision could stop the retail giant from selling guns, which could change the way publicly traded companies do business in the United States. Shapiro said that Trinity Wall Street Church in New York City owns stock in Walmart. "The church sued the Walmart when they refused to place a proposal on the shareholder ballot at the annual company meeting," he explained. "That proposal could be interpreted to force Walmart's board...

    04/08/2015 10:09:49 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 105 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 15 Feb 2013 | Tony Lee
    Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush said he would strive to be like Lyndon Johnson, the Democrat famous for expanding the U.S. welfare state through the “Great Society,” if he were elected president. According to the Miami Herald, Bush made those comments Wednesday night in San Antonio, Florida at Saint Leo University, while speaking about education, immigration, and energy policy. Bush did not address Johnson’s Great Society and War on Poverty programs, about which Ronald Reagan once famously quipped, “We had a war on poverty, and poverty won.” Instead, he was referencing Johnson’s mastery of the so-called sausage-making process in Congress....
  • FAA Recognizes Andreas Guenter Lubitz

    03/26/2015 6:32:45 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 9 replies
    Aviation Business Gazette ^ | Updated September 18, 2013, 11:01 a.m. ET | STAFF REPORTS
    The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is recognizing Andreas Guenter Lubitz with inclusion in the prestigious FAA Airmen Certification Database. The database, which appears on the agency's website at www.faa.gov, names Lubitz and other certified pilots who have met or exceeded the high educational, licensing and medical standards established by the FAA. Pilot certification standards have evolved over time in an attempt to reduce pilot errors that lead to fatal crashes. FAA standards, which are set in consultation with the aviation industry and the public, are among the highest in the world.
  • The News Media Is a Cult: Amplifying Isikoff

    03/25/2015 6:50:58 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 30 replies
    Michael Isikoff wrote, on the 23rd, a news article that is so completely packed with innuendo and the use of the language to color and direct the readers opinion, that I thought to improve his work.He has three 'anonymous sources' to back his claims, which in Wisconsin -- as fiercely partisan and anti-Walker as it is -- should not be hard to find, whether true or not.He then goes to draw nebulous links among various facts to paint Walker as evil, and to create the newest 15-minute-hate Koch Brother for the far left.So, in the interest of helping him out...
  • President Goodluck!

    03/24/2015 5:35:22 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 20 replies
    Youtube | 3.24.2015 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I just went to YouTube to see a video, and I got an advertisement to vote for President Goodluck of Nigeria. Well hell. I'm voting. They can vote here, I'm voting there! Plus, what a weird name..... President Goodluck. Hell, I'm running for office in Nigeria now. I want to be called President SuperSexySmartRichGuy.
  • Vive La Révolution!!!! (Rare conservative win / GOP establishment loss!)

    03/14/2015 4:06:44 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 130 replies
    Original Material | 3/14/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Today, the GOP Establishment control of the GOP machinery was overturned.Here is my 'back from the trenches' description of what happened today, in DeKalb County, Georgia. In summary, Populist GOP Conservatives have seized control of the local GOP machinery.Here's how it worked: A local Freeper who shall remain nameless invited me and quite a few other like-minded people to the Delegate Selection process meeting sometime last month. We all signed up as delegates. There was no competition, by signing up, we became delegates to a person. Other conservative-minded activists must have done the same thing. I do not know that...
  • Republican proposes abolishing the ATF amid bullet ban controversy

    03/12/2015 10:45:07 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 42 replies
    The Hill ^ | March 05, 2015, 05:02 pm | By Cristina Marcos
    Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wis.) has reintroduced legislation to do away with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF). Sensenbrenner, a senior Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, said the policies under ATF's jurisdiction could be easily incorporated into other agencies. Moreover, he argued, the ATF has become embroiled in too many controversies in recent years, like the botched "Fast and Furious" gun-tracking operation. "The ATF is a scandal-ridden, largely duplicative agency that lacks a clear mission. Its 'Framework' is an affront to the Second Amendment and yet another reason why Congress should pass the ATF Elimination Act," Sensenbrenner...
  • Should President Obama, or any President, be allowed to serve a third term?

    02/28/2015 12:50:57 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 93 replies
    "NEWS" (lol, I know) at Yahoo. ^ | February 27, 2015 10:20 AM | By Scott Bomboy
    With the anniversary of the 22nd Amendment on Friday, Constitution Daily looks at two hot-button topics: Should a President be allowed to serve a third term? And should members of Congress and the Supreme Court have term limits like the President? View photo .obamainaug1 The 22nd Amendment brought the idea of term limits into the Constitution. When it was ratified in 1951, the amendment limited a President from effectively serving a third term, by saying that a President who won two elections can’t run a third time. The 22nd Amendment also bars a President from serving more than 10 years...
  • Want To Start A Blog in Philadelphia? You’ll Need A $300 License For That!

    02/11/2015 4:07:01 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 87 replies
    Libertarian Republic ^ | February 11, 2015 | by Grant Phillips
    Licensing regulations reduce economic freedom by creating barriers to market entry. For example, in my current home of Philadelphia, bloggers are required to obtain a $300 permit from the city. Blogging is by no means a lucrative business. In fact, an estimated 80% of bloggers will never make more than $100 from their work. A city official ironically says Philadelphia “loves the self-employed”. These permit-happy bureaucrats fail to grasp basic economics: occupational licensing can be detrimental to the economy.
  • Medical examiner rules Apple Valley deaths were murders-suicide

    01/23/2015 10:11:25 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 35 replies
    Star Tribune - Metro Edition ^ | January 22, 2015 - 6:45 AM | Article by: PAT PHEIFER
    David Crowley, an independent filmmaker and screenwriter, shot his wife, Komel, and their 5-year-old daughter Rani in the head before shooting himself, according to a report from the Hennepin County medical examiner’s office released Wednesday. Yet Jason Allen, a producer based in Los Angeles, also said Wednesday that Crowley’s words and actions when the two met in September and in an e-mail Crowley sent him on Dec. 17, seem contradictory to a man who was about to kill his family and himself. A news release from the Apple Valley Police Department also contained the official identifications and said the investigation...
  • What Are Liberals? (fun little vanity)

    01/22/2015 10:41:09 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 101 replies
    1/22/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz
    The American Left is an enemy every bit as dangerous as Al Qaeda, every bit as treacherous as ISIS, every bit as murderous as Nazis, every bit as power-mad as Stalin. They are a vile, foul, Satan-revering, repulsive Orc army. They are odious, hideous slime-covered slugs, they are atrocious diseased vermin. They are not even human beings. They are loathsome demonic,sub-human animals and must be cut out of country before they poison and destroy it. Jesus once said, "Yea verily, I love all mankind, except for the American left. My Father shall damn to eternal hellfire, for they cannot be...
  • Protesters React To Negative Backlash Following I-93 Sit-In

    01/18/2015 9:30:29 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 64 replies
    Video at link. It's worth watching. These morons can inconvenience 1000's, maybe even costing lives, but THEY feel harassed when the news comes to visit them. Good job, morons. With PR like this, you are minting new conservatives every day.
  • America, Please Dial the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

    01/17/2015 4:53:33 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 137 replies
    Orignal Content | 1/17/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz
    It seems America has a steely determination to kill herself. Let's look at the events of the last few days, since January 12, 2014. Nancy Pelosi named a Muslim Congressman to the very important House Intelligence Committee, which will afford him access to some of the most secretive information on America's war on terror. Rep. André Carson of Indiana has been linked to the Muslim Brotherhood through the Muslim American Society / Islamic Circle of North America (MAS/ICNA) groups, and in May of 2012, asserted that American schools should be modeled after madrassas, which are Islamic teaching schools. The President...

    01/16/2015 11:53:54 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 229 replies
    Now The End Begins The Magazine Of Record For The Last Days ^ | January 16, 2015 | | Geoffrey Grider NTEB News Desk
    THE VATICAN IS FURIOUSLY BACKPEDALING AS THEY TRY TO CLARIFY SOME EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS BY POPE FRANCIS When speaking of the Charlie Hebdo murders at the hands of Islamic terrorists, Pope Francis said “You cannot provoke; you cannot insult the faith of others,” the pontiff added. Some say his statement seemed to condone last week’s terror attack at a French newspaper, CBS2’s Tony Aiello reported Thursday. On a flight to the Philippines, the pope took questions, and raised eyebrows. A French reporter asked about the attack at Charlie Hebdo, which was carried out by Muslims outraged over the paper’s mocking...
  • Men, Made of Sterner Stuff

    01/07/2015 5:08:59 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 99 replies
    Orignal Content | 1/7/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz
    The smoke has cleared, and John Boehner, the neo-progressive Obama-enabler, has retained his House Speaker position. Despite a clear and unequivocal message sent by many millions of Americans and conservatives, the dissenters in the House who would have removed Boehner numbered only twenty-five -- twenty-five men and women of conviction, out of two-hundred thirty-six. That is a mere 10.5% of the total Republicans seated in 2015. The reseating of Boehner, who I now call the Crying Cheeto (due to his weepiness and odd orange skin color), guarantees an agenda of appeasement of Democrats, a failure to rein in an out-of-control...
  • The American Whig Party kickoff (1/6/2015)

    01/06/2015 11:02:28 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 103 replies
    1/6/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz
    This is the announcement of the formation of the American Whig Party. We are an alternative to the Communist Democrats and the Chamber-of-Communism Republicans.
  • Need a graphic artist for a Free Republic-centric project

    01/05/2015 9:44:06 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 40 replies
    Jan 5 2014 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Hey everyone. I'm looking for someone skilled with graphics to assist me in making a Logo for a series of articles I am going to author. The logo will be of a barking moonbat. I'd like an angry and barking chihuahua's head on a bats body (or a dogs body with bat wings), flying in front of a full moon. I asked someone on the forum who is skilled at graphics but this person not only declined, they wouldn't even answer my freepmail request at all. I need a team player. Your work will be credited, of course.
  • Remove The Crying Cheeto

    01/04/2015 1:35:25 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 141 replies
    Original Content | 1/4/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz
    John Boehner epitomizes all that is wrong with the Republican Establishment. Boehner has thwarted every plan to overturn or ameliorate the most heinous aspects of Obama's neo-tyrannical rule. These days, I like to call Boehner Crying Cheeto. That is because he is an odd orange- or yellow-color, and cries at the drop of a hat. Boehner started, seemingly, on the right track. He was helpful in engineering the Contract with America in 1994, which helped propel Newt Gingrich to the position of the Chairman of the House. He quickly turned, however, and was involved in an unsuccessful attempt to unseat...
  • How do you repeat a Freeper post?

    01/04/2015 8:33:58 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 114 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 1/4/2014 | By Laz and CharlesOConnell
    Can't see how you would repeat an already posted article on Free Republic.
  • De Blasio reappoints judge who freed men who threatened cops

    01/01/2015 8:18:56 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 32 replies
    NY Post ^ | December 31, 2014 | 5:37pm | By Laurel Babcock, Kirstan Conley and Bruce Golding
    Mayor Bill de Blasio delivered another blow to New York’s Finest on Wednesday when he reappointed a Brooklyn judge who freed without bail two men who threatened cops just days after the Bed-Stuy double police assassination. The stunning decision came even as one of the suspects — a gang member charged with posting police death threats online — skipped a court date and had a warrant out for his arrest, sources said.
  • Student Leader: 'No Sympathy' for Executed NYPD Officers

    12/21/2014 7:02:44 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 131 replies
    Truth Revolt ^ | 12/20/2014 | Daniel Mael
    owing the execution of two New York Police Department officers, a Brandeis University student leader wasted no time in making it clear that she did not care that they were murdered. “i have no sympathy for the nypd officers who were murdered today,” Khadijah Lynch, a junior and an Undergraduate Department Representative in the African and Afro-American Studies Department, wrote on Twitter. i have no sympathy for the nypd officers who were murdered today. — Khadijah (خديجة) (@punQros3) December 20, 2014 lmao, all i just really dont have sympathy for the cops who were shot. i hate this racist f******...
  • Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

    12/17/2014 6:33:35 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 139 replies
    DuhProgressive.com ^ | Tuesday, December 16, 2014, | By by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief
    HOLLYWOOD, CA — Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety. Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over revelations that the reported rape she recounted in her bestselling "memoir" (despite that Dunham is only 28 years old) "Not That Type of Girl" at the hands of a Republican while in college have been all but proved false, said Tuesday that she "already feels" the pending GOP Congress in January "invading her...
  • Nancy Pelosi Caught In (Yet Another) BOLD FACED LIE (about Gruber)

    11/13/2014 10:35:20 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 117 replies
    Multiple sources | 11/13/2014 | Assembled by Laz
    Nancy Pelosi on O-Care Architect Jonathan Gruber: “I Don’t Know Who He Is. He Didn’t Help Write Bill. Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters on Thursday she had no idea who Jonathan Gruber was. Gruber, an Obamacare architect, admitted in video released this week that Democrats repeatedly lied to “stupid” Americans to pass the law. Nancy Pelosi mentions Jonathan Gruber analysis and mentioned Gruber BY NAME
  • What frightened the USS Donald Cook so much in the Black Sea?

    11/12/2014 10:56:19 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 109 replies
    Voltaire ^ | 8 NOVEMBER 2014
    The State Department acknowledged that the crew of the destroyer USS Donald Cook has been gravely demoralized ever since their vessel was flown over in the Black Sea by a Russian Sukhoi-24 (Su-24) fighter jet which carried neither bombs nor missiles but only an electronic warfare device. On 10 April 2014, the USS Donald Cook entered the waters of the Black Sea and on 12 April a Russian Su-24 tactical bomber flew over the vessel triggering an incident that, according to several media reports, completely demoralized its crew, so much so that the Pentagon issued a protest [1]. The USS...
  • GREAT news and BAD portents

    11/05/2014 7:39:06 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 149 replies
    Original Content | 11/5/2014 | Laz A. Mataz
    I thoroughly enjoyed Election Night 2014. It was the first time I have smiled, albeit wanly, in four long years. I savored every second of it. Watching Nunn and Carter fall in my home state of Georgia, was particularly delightful. I had bad feelings about both those races. I followed the entire night as the ratio of Perdue to Nunn voters -- hovering around 55% to 43% -- refused to budge, no matter how liberal the county that released its results. Then to watch the gratifying or surprising wins: Cotton beat Pryor in Arkansas despite Clinton's best efforts. This gives...
  • Georgia's starting to look good....

    11/04/2014 7:27:27 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 52 replies
    WSB ^ | 11/04/2014 | Laz
    Also, results at Politico.... with 70 % county reports, including 50% totals in Dekalb and Fulton (heavy democrat), we have Perdue at 57% and Nunn at 41%. (997,236 for Perdue, 720,071 for Nunn) I expect it to tighten, but it has been 57% to 41% all evening, and with the 50% reporting-in of two heavy liberal enclaves, I would have expected a much more tight race. I'm starting to think Perdue will win without needing a runoff. Governor results are very similar.
  • Norman Reedus not against to play gay Daryl Dixon in 'The Walking Dead'

    11/02/2014 12:53:02 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 96 replies
    Actor Norman Reedus berates reports saying that he is against his 'The Walking Dead' character Daryl Dixon to become a homosexual. Reedus has just become a victim of irresponsible journalism and misquoting, just like many celebrities. According to a report by Inquisitr, the actor does not welcome the idea of playing a gay role in the mega hit zombie survival series. Inquisitr reported that Reedus had urged the producers to avoid making Daryl gay, as it this might hurt The Walking Dead's ratings. "Insiders say he fears the same-sex shocker would hurt ratings by disappointing his legions of female fans....
  • The Undiscovered Conservative Demographic

    10/25/2014 7:57:38 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 189 replies
    Original Content | 10/25/2014 | Laz A. Mataz
    Whenever one looks at the demographics of the population of America, and how it is changing, it always looks very daunting for conservatives. I agree. But I'd like to suggest a strategic solution that is very viable. The Hispanic demographic is ripe for a conservative takeover. The Hispanic population is a largely-Christian and very religious demographic. They are hard-working, very family-oriented, and tend to be moral. There are, of course, exceptions that disprove this rule, but I am speaking of the big-picture Hispanic population. They tend to have fled from countries that embrace socialism and police-state tactics on the part...
  • Sweden passes law to criminalize any criticism of immigration

    10/20/2014 9:18:43 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 55 replies
    A new law will come into effect in Sweden after Christmas 2014, that will allow people to be prosecuted for criticizing immigration or politician’s unwillingness to tackle the issue. The Constitutional Committee’s report has been voted for in parliament, seen in a letter from the Parliamentary Offices. Member of Parliament Andrew Norlén, member of the Constitutional Committee, has been pushing the issue and he says it will rapidly become a deterrent. ... Without freedom of speech there can be no democracy. If you are not allowed to say certain things then parties that support your ideas cannot exist and Sweden...
  • Should Obama Legalize Illegals from Iraq? Pelosi Won't Say

    10/08/2014 6:28:47 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 22 replies
    CNS NEWS ^ | October 2, 2014 | By Brittany M. Hughes
    (CNSNews.com) - During her weekly press briefing on Wednesday, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D.-Calif.) did not answer a question put to her by CNSNews.com on whether any future executive action taken unilaterally by President Barack Obama to legalize illegal aliens in the United States should include illegal aliens from Iraq. CNSNews.com asked Pelosi: “In 2007, there was an article in the El Paso Times, and then-Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell said that, quote, 'a significant number' of Iraqis had that year already come across the Southwest border of the United States. If President Obama does what he has...
  • Look. Ebola is not a threat WHATSOEVER. Relax, for goodness sake!

    10/05/2014 4:34:35 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 233 replies
    Ebola Zaire attacks every organ and tissue in the human body except skeletal muscle and bone. It is a perfect parasite because it transforms virtually every part of the body into a digested slime of virus particles. The seven mysterious proteins that, assembled together, make up the Ebola-virus particle, work as a relentless machine, a molecular shark, and they consume the body as the virus makes copies of itself. Small blood clots begin to appear in the bloodstream, and the blood thickens and slows, and clots begin to stick to the walls of blood vessels. This is known as pavementing,...
  • Are you crazy????

    09/25/2014 7:14:27 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 76 replies
    U cannot leave teh Iterwebz they is forever. Even this post. OMG I get so much with this, this caste will I wish them do some thing about it. I mean, should you at some point arrrrrrrrrrrcquire some tincture of articulation and decide, hey, I need a career producing slick romantic fiction for the Atlantic, somebody there will do a web search and this little stinker will turn up in the inbox of every member of the editorial board by the time you've got the champagne chilled and the brie toasted or whatever the hell it is that they do...
  • New Gun Buyers Are Being Asked To Declare Sexual Orientation and Plans For The Weekend

    09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 100 replies
    Original Content | 9/22/2014 | Laz A. Mataz
    People who purchase new guns are being forced to disclose sexual orientation and specific, detailed plans for the upcoming weeked, in the latest amendment to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosive (BATFE) agency's Form 4473 that was issued as of September 1, 2014. Gun retailers said that the buyer may select one of the 12 sexual orientation options, and that failure to select an option was considered a violation, and very tacky as well. The options, copied verbatim from the form, are as follows: Dirty, stinking, breeding Heterosexual Superior, wonderful Homosexual Transvestite Transexual Pansexual Asexual Gender Questioning Intersex...
  • ISIS calls for 'lone wolf' US supporters to show up at the homes of soldiers and 'slaughter them'

    09/21/2014 6:51:18 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 57 replies
    MailOnline ^ | 15:13 EST, 17 September 2014 |
    Americans radicalized by online propaganda from Islamic State and other militant groups pose the main terrorist threat to the United States, which is especially vulnerable to foreign fighters returning from Syria, senior U.S. security officials said on Wednesday. While there is no evidence that the radical Islamist group plans an attack on U.S. soil, its vigorous propaganda machine and sophisticated online recruitment efforts created a clear potential threat, they said. A law enforcement bulletin obtained by FoxNews.com warned that Islamic State fighters have increased calls for 'lone wolves' to attack U.S. soldiers in America in recent months, citing one tweet...
  • Illinois judge rules police entitled to SWAT raid over parody Twitter account

    09/21/2014 8:18:55 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 49 replies
    The Guardian ^ | Friday 19 September 2014 13.30 EDT | Ed Pilkington
    The police hadn’t even come for him. When four fully-armed officers of a Swat team burst into Jacob Elliott’s house in Peoria, Illinois in April they were looking for the source of a parody Twitter feed that had upset the town’s mayor by poking fun at him. ... A Peoria judge this week ruled that the police were entitled to raid the house on North University Street on 15 April under the town’s “false personation” law which makes it illegal to pass yourself off as a public official. Judge Thomas Keith found that police had probable cause to believe they...
  • Why I Think This World Should End

    09/20/2014 5:36:51 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 104 replies
    Prince EA ^ | Sep 8, 2014 | Prince EA
    If you want the most hopeful message you will see today, watch this video.Why I Think This World Should End
  • Now Michelle Obama Wants to Control How You Shop for Groceries

    09/20/2014 2:30:05 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 136 replies
    TPNN ^ | July 18, 2014 | By Jennifer Burke
    Michelle Obama has been on a quest to change the way Americans eat, like it or not. Her nutritional guidelines for schools has resulted in kids throwing away massive amounts of food, a reduction in school lunch program participation, students, especially athletes, complaining that the food isn’t enough to sustain them during the day, and Special Education programs losing their main fundraising program. .... Now, Michelle Obama wants to take her nutritional demands from the school system nationwide with major changes being suggested by the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) to nudge Americans to purchase healthier foods. While the “expert...
  • Senator Inhofe warns of potential terrorist attacks on U.S. soil

    09/04/2014 4:06:06 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 39 replies
    OKC Fox ^ | Aug 20, 2014
    <p>“We're in the most dangerous position we've ever been in as a nation,” Senator Inhofe told Fox 25's Phil Cross.</p> <p>“ISIS, they are really bad terrorists, they're so bad even Al Qaida is afraid of them,” Inhofe said reflecting on the recent beheading of American journalist James Foley. Beyond the beheading, Inhofe said the current terror organizations are not going to stay contained to the Middle East. “They're crazy out there and they're rapidly developing a method of blowing up a major U.S. city and people just can't believe that's happening.”</p>
  • CAIR Warns Americans Not To “Spread Islamophobia” In Wake Of Latest ISIS Beheading…

    09/04/2014 6:48:32 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 70 replies
    CAIR ^ | 9/4/2014
    (WASHINGTON DC - 09/03/2014) - The US Council of Muslim Organizations (USCMO), a coalition of several national and local organizations, today condemns a terrorist and anti-Islam group for a video purporting to show the gruesome beheading of American journalist Steven Sotloff ..... During these difficult days, the USCMO also reminds the public to avoid spreading Islamophobia by using the actions of ISIS to characterize and demonize all Muslims, globally and here in the United States
  • Guess who actor Eric Roberts blames for barbaric Foley beheading (Hint: GW Bush)

    09/02/2014 9:41:57 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 72 replies
    As Twitchy reported, blame social media is the new blame Bush, at least according to President No Strategy. However, it seems that actor Eric Roberts, best known as brother of actress Julia Roberts, didn’t get that memo. Plus he’s, you know, cuckoo pants. Taking a page from Russell Crowe’s Obama-swoon book?Truly pathetic. Seek help, man.
  • How The 2014 Obama Coup Will Unfold

    08/28/2014 4:36:40 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 402 replies
    8/28/2014 | Laz A. Mataz
    This is exactly how this will play out: The shutdown WILL occur on Oct 1. No noticeable effects for a while. On or about October 15, Obama will pull the plug on the EBT cards and blame Republicans. From October 15 - November 1st, increasing levels of riots will occur in major cities. The entire time, Obama and the Propaganda Corps (ABC NBC CBS CNN NYT) will blame it on the shutdown and on Republicans. November 1st through 7th, Obama will demand Democrats get to the polls to restore government services. Democrats will turn out in numbers never seen before...
  • Hiss Torie

    08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 75 replies
    8/28/2014 | Laz
    Lazamataz's Hiss Torie Book so far: During Woe, Woe Too, the Not Seas rose to power and started the Third Rice. They singled out the Shoes and put them in Constant Tray Sun camps, which marked the beginning of the Hall of Cost. In may ways, the Die As Poorer of the Jews from Germany resembled the South African experience with App Heart Hate and the Ukrainian Hole o' Dough More. These and other Arm A'Gettin -like situations are things we can never forget. Help me write the rest of my Hiss Torie book!

    08/27/2014 4:49:51 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 29 replies
    Breitbart ^ | Aug 26, 2014
    Monday at the American Legion’s 96th National Convention, President Barack Obama said the answer for ISIS’s “evolving terrorist threat” is not for America to “occupy” countries and end up “feeding extremism.” [...] “The answer is not to send in large scale military deployments that over stretch our military, and lead for us occupying countries for a long period of time and end up feeding extremism.”
  • I don't get it. Obama 'pardoning illegals' does nothing.

    08/26/2014 8:12:15 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 78 replies
    8/26/2014 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Everyone is predicting that Obama will 'grant Executive Amnesty' to illegal aliens before Labor Day. Can anyone explain to me what law, clause or Constitutional article Obama can cite that permits him the power to do such a thing? Anything. I'll settle for anything. Pardons wouldn't work. All that would do is forgive the past crimes of being in the country illegally. One microsecond after the Pardon was issued, all the illegal immigrants would be committing a new crime, the ongoing crime of being here illegally. Pardons cannot be granted for future crimes, so that won't work either. Just what...