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  • Hurricane Irma, Live From Atlanta GA

    09/11/2017 11:38:47 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 47 replies
    Live reporting | 9/11/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Atlanta, GA... the rains are beginning in earnest, and the winds are picking up. Uh oh! The electric power has been flickering on and off! Looks like I wil
  • Weird North Korean Message

    09/05/2017 7:48:12 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 49 replies
    Original Material | 9/5/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I saw the oddest propaganda message from North Korea this morning: "Our Republic already warned them spending a hard time of every minute of their miserable lot while putting their necks into the noose with their own hands to reasonably think and pass correct judgment if they wanted to avoid a fresh blow from us in front of the world."........ So I decided to expand on it. Perhaps Glorious Leader Kim will see my work and hire me as Nork's spokesperson!Starting with their original statement, I shall expand upon it: Our Republic already warned them spending a hard time of...
  • (Satire...?) SPECIAL COUNCIL MUELLER REDIRECTS PROBE TO “TRUMP BRIBE”

    09/02/2017 9:54:20 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 42 replies
    The New York Times, eventually | 9/2/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    New York Times SPECIAL COUNCIL MUELLER REDIRECTS PROBE TO “TRUMP BRIBE” In a clear case of pandering, Mister Donald Trump sent one million dollars to fund some questionable Hurricane Harvey “relief” efforts. In response to what looks like a clear violation of Campaign Reform Laws and the lack of 501c PAC accredation, Robert Mueller has ordered his team to investigate where the money came from, where it went, and to ascertain the motivations of Mr. Trump. “Donald Trump has clearly sought to influence the 2018 elections with this grandstanding and illegal donation,” Mueller said, “and he will be brought to...
  • North Korea and Fluffy Kittens

    08/28/2017 4:56:04 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 136 replies
    8/28/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    While North Korea launched a very provocative missile right over the northern island in Japan, something even worse happened to me right here in America. Another little kitten adopted me. It came right up and demanded I take it home. Dammit all. Now I have three.
  • North Korea Has Committed an Act of War

    North Korea launched at least one missile (and possibly more) over North Japan, specifically, the island of Hokkaido. Here, in red, is Hokkaido, a very populated island (5+ million) almost directly connected to mainland Japan:This is a belligerent Act of War. To put it in more relatable terms, it is if I pulled a pistol, aimed it in the general direction of your head, and fired -- purposefully missing by twelve inches.There are rumors that FatBody Jong-un is having some internal power struggles, and is purging his capitol city of people.But whatever the situation in Pyongyang, the truth of the...
  • White is the New Black

    08/27/2017 6:26:42 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 90 replies
    Original Material | 8/27/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    White is the New Black There was a shameful period in post-Civil-War America -- that war undertaken to rid us of a heinous national moral outrage, slavery -- in which the freed slaves were treated incredibly poorly. Denied opportunities, facing racism throughout the land, these African-Americans suffered indignity after indignity. They were denied access to good schools, or, sometimes, any education at all. They were passed over for all but the most menial jobs. The legal system was especially harsh to them. Welfare and other forms of government aid were shoved at them, in the effort to buy their votes...
  • Swirling Down The Memory-Hole

    08/26/2017 7:53:00 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 115 replies
    Original Material | 8/26/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    In late 2011, when the Fast and Furious Obama-gunrunning scandal broke the news media logjam, I noticed something very odd: Almost immediately thereafter, two other major scandals broke open almost simultaneously. Soylandra, a 'green energy' startup, was shown to have misused and diverted millions of dollars, and there was a heavy political involvement by the Obama administration. Secondly, it emerged that the IRS was bending rules for liberal political advocacy groups and slow-walking the approval of conservative ones. It seemed to me, at the time, to be an Alinksy-style tactic: Overwhelming the system. By introducing and nearly-admitting several scandals at...
  • Statuary Rape

    08/26/2017 9:13:55 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 99 replies
    Original Material | 8/26/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Statuary Rape A curious madness has swept the American left as of late: There is a hatred and a desire to tear down every monument and statue that 'offends' them. Leaving aside the fact that there is no American right to remain unoffended, what started as a focus on Confederate statues has spread to every manner of marker or memorial. Let us consider: A Houston man attempted to destroy a Confederate statue at the General Dowling Monument.... with a bomb! The 'offending' statue need not even be of a particular person, when, in Durham, protesters illegally toppled a statue of...
  • Discussion Thread: Removing CNN from all airports.

    08/23/2017 10:55:07 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 70 replies
    8/23/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    CNN has always been partisan Democrat, but lately they have adopted a unbelievablely hyperpartisan, Anti-Trump stance. They are the opposite of objective, heavily invested in Democrat victories and talking down President Trump no matter what he says or does. This hyperpartisan Non-News/Fake-News organization has done the following: Given Hillary Clinton her debate questions in the fall of 2016. Falsely accused Anthony Scaramucci of having ties to a Russian investment firm, a story they later retracted. Has engaged in a series of leaks from unknown and anonymous sources, some of which violate National Security Standard. Blackmailed a private citizen into conforming...
  • Thoughts

    08/14/2017 6:16:57 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 71 replies
    Me | 8/14/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Saying "Expect the unexpected" is meaningless. If the unexpected is expected, it becomes the expected. Unexpected, huh? I'm an equal-opportunity racist. I hate people no matter what color they are. Sorry, I can no longer agree to disagree. It’s in my contract. You must simply adopt my position. Thanks in advance for your immediate attention to this important issue. The phrase "Never say never" makes ZERO sense. You just said "Never" The lead singer to Linkin Park committed suicide. RIP. It also instructs me that even if I try so hard, and get so far, in the end, it doesn't...
  • Stanford University course to study ‘abolishing whiteness’

    08/13/2017 2:11:59 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 77 replies
    The College Fix ^ | August 11, 2015 | Matthew Stein
    Anthropology course will explore ‘coming to terms with white identity’ Stanford University is slated to offer a class this fall called “White Identity Politics,” during which students will “survey the field of whiteness studies” and discuss the “possibilities of … abolishing whiteness,” according to the course description. Citing pundits who say “the 2016 Presidential election marks the rise of white identity politics in the United States,” the upper-level anthropology seminar will draw “from the field of whiteness studies and from contemporary writings that push whiteness studies in new directions.”
  • For Shame, Matt Drudge!

    08/12/2017 5:23:06 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 176 replies
    Drudge Report ^ | 8/12/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    This is Drudge's headline today.Really???!?Shame on you, Matt.
  • The Time of Universal Deceit

    07/31/2017 6:31:52 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 105 replies
    Original Material | 7/31/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    In the opening pages of the book "Foundation", written by Isaac Azimov, he describes the beginning of the fall of the Empire. The Empire was a multi-star-system civilization of trillions of people, but it was beginning to rot. One of the key characters observes that a researcher, a pompous Lord of a planet, considered it 'scientific method' to read someone else's work, saying "Why should I travel to another planet? Someone has already written about it." The protagonist thought, "Scientific method, hell. No wonder the galaxy was going to pot." Azimov was prescient. We find ourselves in a similar time....
  • The Daily Win / The Daily Battle, DAY 171

    07/11/2017 7:07:08 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 22 replies
    7/11/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    This is The (not so) Daily Win / SNOWY / The Daily Battle thread. If you wish to be a Winner too, and if you can proudly proclaim, "Still Not Over Winning Yet," all you need do is let me know on this thread. Don't send me a Freepmail, I might miss it. (Warning: All this winning can become highly addictive. If you feel you are becoming too addicted to winning, we urge you to seek help at the Twelve Step Recovery Program, Winners Anonymous) The Internet Acronym 'SNOWY' stands for Still Not Over Winning Yet. Be SNOWY! This thread...
  • Trump is a Jedi Knight.

    07/07/2017 6:23:55 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 37 replies
    7/7/2017 | Laz A. Mataz
    Trump is getting stuff done while the "news" media reacts to his latest Tweet.
  • Evacuations after truck tested positive for explosives at gate of Hanscom Air Force Base

    07/06/2017 8:36:34 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 49 replies
    NBC4 Columbus ^ | 7/6/3027
    #BREAKING LIVE: Evacuations are taking place after a vehicle tested positive for explosives at the gate of Hanscom Air Force Base near Boston, Massachusetts. http://nbc4i.co/2tMD3Ye
  • #CNNorthKorea

    07/05/2017 5:08:02 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 48 replies
    7/5/2017 | Laz A. Mataz
    CNN would feel much more at home in North Korea. CNN in general, and leftist dirt-digger Andrew Kaczynski in particular, researched the purported creator of the Trump animated meme in which he body-slams someone who has the CNN logo superimposed on his head. Kaczynski found out the Reddit user's real-life name and other personal information, contacted him, and ordered him to issue an apology, remove all his posts, and promise to never again engage in speech Kaczynski does not agree with. To back the order, Kaczynski threatened to reveal the real-life name and personal information of the Reddit user in...
  • Where In The World Is McCainiac? (PURE VANITY)

    06/29/2017 1:04:57 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 26 replies
    6/29/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    You know who's been conspicuous by his absence? Senator John McCainiac, that's who. Oh, he's in the news, here, and here.... and in the first case, his wacko-bird-ism is that "Russia threat is dead serious. Montenegro coup and murder plot proves it.", but the Ministry of Propaganda News doesn't seem to be publicizing his comments like they normally do. Maybe the M.P.N. has finally figured out he's an embarassment to the Democrat Party and the news media, and left him by the wayside.
  • Disturbing! ANTIFA pamphlet calls for the “purge of white race”! (PHOTO)

    06/26/2017 2:01:27 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 104 replies
  • The Annoyingly Overmoderated Group

    06/13/2017 1:43:13 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 78 replies
    6/13/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I have decided to create a group on Facebook. It is called 'The Annoyingly Overmoderated Group'. <-- Please click this link, join up and have a good time! No, wait. Having a good time is forbidden there. Here is a partial list of the rules: "No animals allowed in this group. Absolutely no guns, weapons,a ammunition. Jokes against any ethnic group will be deleted. No racial slurs. No controversial topics of any kind. Advertisements will be immediately removed. No transgender / gay / lesbian posts. No political topics of any kind. Poems, art, or quotes will be removed. Topics such...