One political ad I'd like to see might go thus:
Typical scene at a street corner in Harlem, people standing at the corner waiting for the light to turn, two typical black guys talking about something or other, and a big, white crybaby in diapers, about 50 yers old and bearing a remarkable resemblence to a certain Albert Gore, pitching an outright temper tantrum and screaming and crying and poundings his hands and feet on the ground.
The two black guys look at the crybaby, then look at themselves, quizzical looks on their faces, then they look at the crybaby again, and one asks:
"Say, man, is there something about being black which is supposed to mean always having to vote for crybabies?"
The scene shifts to either J.C. Watts or Walter E. Williams in his office, suit, white shirt and tie looking like a million bucks, who says something like:
"You know, friends, I used to wonder about that myself, but I think the thing which finally forced me to give up on the democratic party was what the democrat party and its NEA affiliation were doing to black children in our major cities; allow me to explain....