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  • Hillary Clinton: I See Racists

    08/26/2016 4:35:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 23 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-26-2016 | MOTUS
    Yesterday Donald Trump again called Hillary a crooked liar (and a bigot).With the help of her over-worked voice coach Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump a racist – in uncharacteristically well modulated diction. Clinton started the day by releasing a video that featured Ku Klux Klan members and white supremacists touting Trump’s candidacy — then gave an afternoon speech condemning Trump’s racially inflammatory remarks and support within the “alt-right,” which she described as an “emerging racist ideology.” – WaPo The only thing – you can’t really believe anything a crooked liar says. Protestor at a yuge Hillary campaign event in February...
  • That’s a Ginormous Paper Moon!

    08/25/2016 5:48:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-25-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember the special frock that Lady M donned to return to the prison of the White House last Sunday? It’s been driving me crazy. I knew it reminded me of something other than my Aunt Irene circa 1952 butt couldn’t quite put my finger on it. And then, while in sleep mode, it popped up on my server! It’s from the August 21, 2010 post, Big Guy, All Books, No Grapes. Sure enough, there she was, Lady M  play-acting the role of Imogene in Paper Moon.Imogene and Addie – Paper MoonIn case you don’t recall the movie it’s a 1973...
  • All The Would-be-President’s Men and Women

    08/24/2016 5:28:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-24-2016 | MOTUS
    How proud must we be as a nation to be this close to electing a woman to the highest office in the land? And how ironic that the woman-who-be-king represents the antithesis of everything these United States stands for - starting with truth and justice and continuing through individual responsibility, limited government and the use public office for personal gain? And as a bonus this world-class harridan corruptocrat has dragged the entire media into the deep muck to wallow as they pretend to see nothing butt gold in them ‘thar Hillz!Well done Hillary Clinton! Well done! Just a few more...
  • Variety: We’ve Got It Covered

    08/23/2016 4:41:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-23-2016 | MOTUS
    “I am a product of pop culture. I am a consumer of pop culture. I know what resonates with people.”  Chalk up one more cover-shoot for Lady M, pop culture expert. And this one covers all types of pop culture: black AND white! Michelle Obama used her passion, smarts and entertainment savvy to transition from White House supporting player to beloved media star And don’t forget fashion icon and busy mom! I see a multi-million dollar contract in Lady M’s future.PS: Love the arched foot look. Makes her model stance look so…Kardashian! And pop-culturally.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Nothing, And Everything, Has Changed.

    08/22/2016 5:42:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-22-2016 | MOTUS
    I’m taking a vacation this week so I thought it would be fun to reflect back on the Wons first Martha’s Vineyard vacation compliments of the taxpayer. First, from August 25, 2009: If The Shoe Fits (or not) Sheeze! Can you believe all the hoo-ha over Lady M’s tootsies? Haven’t I got enough to worry about from the ankles up – and please, no canckle jokes from you little zumba Everyready bunnies.I would think the MSM would be following the escapades of Rahm, the only toes in this administration that count. He’s down in Florida this week trying to stem...
  • Remembering One of the Things That Made America Great

    08/21/2016 5:09:17 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Yesterday was the annual world famous car cruise that runs for miles along Woodward Avenue through multiple Detroit suburbs. Officially just a one day event on the 3rd Saturday of August, in reality it’s a weeklong event that begins the weekend before. Vintage cars can be seen all week cruising up and down the strip, culminating in an endless parade on Saturday of approximately 45,000 cars from around the country and attracting about a million spectators.Aside from a few fender benders I’m unaware of a single outbreak of violence. Talk about making America great again! What’s your favorite car from the...
  • 1000 Bottles of Wine on the Wall

    08/20/2016 8:42:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-20-2016 | MOTUS
    We break from presidential politics to bring you this important news from the world of medical research: Scientists are close to developing a pill that delivers the concentrated benefits of resveratrol, the component in red wine thought to be beneficial to health. Scientists on opposite sides of the globe appear to be getting closer to harnessing one of red wine’s most elusive health-giving ingredients and putting it into a pill. The ingredient, resveratrol, has been touted for years for its ostensible powers to prolong life and protect against a range of ailments including heart disease, diabetes and Alzheimer’s disease. Studies...
  • Righteous Indignation To Follow

    08/19/2016 5:40:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-19-2016 | MOTUS
    With a new guy on the campaign staff we finally see what The Donald’s critics and enemies have been demanding - the “pivot” to “presidential” speech. Addressing Policies: Tonight, I’d like to talk about the New American Future we are going to create together. Last week, I laid out my plan to bring jobs back to our country. On Monday, I laid out my plan to defeat Radical Islamic Terrorism. On Tuesday, in Wisconsin, I talked about how we are going to restore law and order to this country. Unity: Every single citizen in our land has a right to live...
  • America Burns. Obama Plays Through. Again.

    08/18/2016 5:15:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-18-2016 | MOTUS
    As you know, the Won has vacationed on Martha’s Vineyard every summer he’s been in office - with the exception of 2012 when he was busy appearing to care about your pain. Still, it’s uncanny how similar this summer resembles news stories from two years ago: another city in fly-over country is engulfed in race-based riots following a police-involved shooting of another thug.Look familiar? It’s Milwaukee. Could just as easily be Ferguson though. Or anywhere.So I thought “what the heck, if history is going to repeat itself every summer why shouldn’t I?” So here, a rerun of the Dancing Queens:...
  • Biff Spackle Explains #NeverTrump

    08/17/2016 3:31:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-17-2016 | MOTUS
    As you know, I wasn’t a Trumpster right from the start, butt I’ve long held that the #NeverTrump cabal is really the #HillaryByProxy krewe (as seen here, here, and here).Now, Biff Spackle, via DougRoss@Journal (who definitely was NOT a Trumpster at the beginning), has an 8-Panel illustration of precisely what the #NeverTrump cabal is determined to accomplish:See The Rest HereMaybe Mark Levin saw Biff’s toon too, as he seems to be inching his way in off the #NeverTrump ledge: “These are really good things he’s saying!”; Mark Levin Praises Trump’s ISIS speech:  (h/t: Larwyn’s Linx). I sure HOPE #NeverTrumpers are...
  • “I Ain’t No Ways Tired”

    08/16/2016 5:14:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-16-2016 | MOTUS
    How does a capable, hardworking, diligent, smart, tenacious leader relax? Try seven rounds of golf (so far), 5 nights out (Sunday Down Island, Tuesday State Road, Friday L'etoile, Saturday Red Cat Kitchen, Sunday Lola's) and a fundraiser for his heir apparent: The President said while the first lady is strict about him actually taking a vacation when they are on vacation, he was there because it is “absolutely critical that we have a capable, hardworking, diligent, smart, tenacious leader in the Oval Office.”“I ain’t no ways tired” And now this breaking news from the Gateway Pundit: Exhausted Hillary Is Taking...
  • When You’re Up To Your Armpits in Alligators

    08/15/2016 4:36:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-15-2016 | MOTUS
    I’d like to interrupt the lack of news reports on the Obamas-on-vacation-on-Martha’s-Vineyard for an important update on the green slime problem at the Rio Olympic diving pool. Whoops! That’s not the look we were going for.Apparently it’s just algae. Some guy dumped 40 gallons of hydrogen peroxide into the pool by mistake and that neutralized the chlorine which allowed the algae to grow like, well, algae. We have been assured that while the pool “smells like farts” it’s quite harmless.And as you may recall, we LOVE algae! After wind, solar and corn, it’s our favorite alternative fuel du jour. I...
  • The Explainer-in-Chief Does What He Does Best

    08/14/2016 4:27:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 25 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-14-2016 | MOTUS
    Bill Clinton recently updated his January 26, 1998 response to allegations that he had *ahem* sexual relations with “that woman,” Monica Lewinski:It’s “the biggest load of bull I’ve ever heard,” said Hillary Clinton’s consort-of-sorts.And that goes double for the accusations being recklessly hurled at Hillary by that FBI pimp, Comey:  “They saw two little notes with a ‘C’ on it — this is the biggest load of bull I’ve ever heard — that were about telephone calls that she needed to make. The State Department typically puts a little ‘C’ on it to discourage people from discussing it in public in...
  • Hillary Has a New Neurologist: His “Shocking” Diagnosis & Treatment

    08/13/2016 4:13:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 29 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-13-2016 | MOTUS
    Here’s an update on Hillary’s health from her new neurosurgeon.  First, the good news - he has nailed the diagnosis and has a cure; the bad news -  it’s Dr. Nick Riviera. And more bad news, it isn’t covered by Obamacare.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Don’t Vote For Just Any Old Ass

    08/12/2016 4:53:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-12-2016 | MOTUS
    Goodness gracious! I’m not sure exactly who/what Mad World News is, butt they just published an article about this Tweet by @HillsMedRecord (account now deleted…or shut) down by Twitter):Here’s the story: notes from an ostensibly leaked official health record of one Hillary Rodham Clinton dated February 5, 2014 reveals some yuge health deficits:In addition to the “complex partial seizures” – which we’ve all witnessed several times now -the doctor’s notes indicates she has something called “Subcortical Vascular Dementia.”  That sounds serious. No wonder Huma warned her handlers that Hillary is “often confused.”Now I can’t speak to the veracity of this...
  • Parallel Parking in America: a Parable

    08/11/2016 5:38:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-11-2016 | MOTUS
    Somebody handed the keys of a luxury car over to a woman who barely knows how to drive and clearly knows nothing about parallel parking. What could go wrong?Whoops! I guess we need one of those “Reset” buttons.A woman runs over the hood of a $300,000 Ferrari while trying to park her Mercedes in a space the size of semi-truck. It’s  unclear at this point if the car’s computer system had been hacked into, the driver had some type of medical “short circuit,” or if it was just a case of an incompetent driver behind the wheel of an expensive...
  • Some People REALLY Pay to Play With the Clintons

    08/10/2016 5:22:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-10-2016 | MOTUS
    Hey Donald, “the girl” can negotiate deals just as well as you! That’s right, if negotiating beneficial terms is a top priority, Hllz is pretty good at it: Hillary Aide Cheryl Mills OK’d Oil Deal That Put $500K In Bill’s Pocket.And as for firing people: when you’ve been fired by a Clinton you KNOW you’ve been fired!Latest name added to the list of mysterious deaths, Seth Rich - who Julian Assange has insinuated was responsible for the DNC leaks. There’s no double-crossing in Clinton world.Unless you’re talking Vodka.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Made In Detroit

    08/09/2016 5:20:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Donald Trump’s economic plan of rebuilding America is a resounding critique of Democratic leadership in general and Hillary Clinton in particular. Why did Donald Trump select Detroit as the venue to  present his plan?Allow me to have Dewey From Detroit explain, with a retrospective of posts from the Obama years: You Can’t Handle the Solution! To avoid charges of racism there were only a few proscribed approaches for discussing the city’s problems:  you were allowed to wring your hands helplessly, you were allowed to mourn the demise of the city as long as you acknowledged that its fate was the...
  • It’s Hard To Keep a Good Nag Down

    08/08/2016 5:26:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-8-2016 | MOTUS
    Drudge and Gateway Pundit are all over Hillary’s health issues this morning:Butt there will be no discussion elsewhere due to media privilege. Maybe she should do some more yoga, which I understand is good for your balance.Just don’t expect her to take any questions right now due to another short circuit.We’ll just keep an eye on her, to make sure she doesn’t melt down. Again.UPDATE: Larwyn’s Links @DougRoss has a breaking story claiming Hillary’s Handler Carrying Auto-Injector Syringe For Anti-Seizure Drug Diazepam:Hmmmmmm. I wonder what the end game is here?Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Imagine a Shark…and a Whale

    08/07/2016 5:43:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-7-2016 | MOTUS
    This was concerning, considering Martha’s Vineyard is just south of Cape Cod: 3 Beaches Closed on Cape Cod After 6 Great White Sharks Spotted Feeding on Whale Carcass Three beaches on Cape Cod were closed to swimming Friday after as many as six great white sharks were spotted feeding on a whale carcass. The good news: Kim Kardashian is no longer pregnant.And Orca Oprah has been spotted, safe on shore.The bad news: Lady M  hasn’t even had time to squeeze into her bathing suit yet, let alone hit the beach. I’ll spare you the image; people have died for less....
  • The MO-BETTA MO-Traps

    08/06/2016 5:21:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-6-2016 | MOTUS
    What a week; state dinner Tuesday, Barry’s birthday dinner at Fiola Mare on Thursday, and then - last night! Birthday Lollapalooza! We rolled up the carpets and everyone boogied down till the sun came up. And while there was no sit-down dinner, don’t worry; there were enough “snacks” to feed all the starving children in America as well as the rest of the world - for a year. Butt as you know, no pictures. The most transparent administration ever is wrapping up their last year the same way they started: no outsiders, no photographers, no press, and no social media...
  • The Audacity of Coincidence

    08/05/2016 7:13:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-5-2016 | MOTUS
    The man who assured us that “if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor” and “there was not even a smidgen of corruption” involved in the IRS scandal now tells us that the $400 million pallet of cash delivered to Tehran on the same day the hostages were released was merely a coincidence. Even though the hostages waited at the airport all night for the plane carrying the non-ransom to arrive.  Because “we do not pay ransom for hostages.” “Abedini said he and the others waited a full night in the airport. According to police, they were waiting...
  • “That’s what sustained me in my time of trouble.”

    08/04/2016 4:47:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-4-2016 | MOTUS
    Following Barry’s lead, French President Hollande has come down firmly in the anti-Trump camp. He finds The Donald’s "hurtful and humiliating comments" to be retch worthy. Which is perhaps not all that significant as the French are known for their delicate constitution, having come by the somewhat disparaging “cheese-eating surrender monkeys” appellation the old fashioned way - they earned it.All I know is if it comes down to a knife fight between the erudite, cunning François Hollande and the man who wants to make America great again, I’m going with The Donald. I get the impression that Hollande is one...
  • What Not To Wear, Ever. Episode 2751

    08/03/2016 5:29:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 73 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-3-2016 | MOTUS
    Another whimsical notion from the unflinching Daily Mail, this time regarding the frock Lady M chose for last night’s state dinner honoring Singapore: We're going to file this one under: BREATHTAKING.Michelle Obama stole the show at this evening's state dinner wearing a strapless gown that folded over at the neckline and cinched in her waist before it elegantly fell to the floor with its splendid statement cape. Would we expect anything less from the First Lady of Style? [ed.I couldn’t have put it better myself] [ed. Does anyone other than me think this “folded over at the neckline” look is...
  • Now Where Did I Put That Plumber’s Putty?

    08/02/2016 4:57:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-2-2016 | MOTUS
    What if it’s true; what if the NSA has copies of all Hillary’s missing emails? And why wouldn’t they? They have copies of everyone else’s.Still, no reason to get excited, everyone knows they were all about yoga. So can we just get back to talking about how Trump disses Muslims and doesn’t have a chance against St. Hillary? And stop worrying about all those leak rumors; they have been grossly exaggerated. Nothing a little plumbers putty won’t fix.We just need to find ourselves a few plumbers.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • The 4 Pinocchios and the Woman Who Won Them

    08/01/2016 5:01:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 25 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-1-2016 | MOTUS
    Hillary, lying her way through Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace: Chris Wallace: Madame Secretary, are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Part?Secretary Clinton: WTF! I was told there would be no geo-political questions. Whiskey:Tango:Foxtrot:The Washington Post awarded her Fox News Sunday performance the full 4 Pinocchios, which surprised no one. As some wag noted they should start calling them “Hillarys” from now on. Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Hillary's Face Freeze

    07/31/2016 6:10:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 30 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-31-2016 | MOTUS
    <p>Vs. the “real” Hillary face, or at least as real as it can be after a couple of face lifts and unlimited use of Botox and fillers.</p> <p>So stop demanding Hillary’s medical records and just take the media’s word for it, she’s healthy and vibrant!</p>
  • A Tale of Weebles and Bobble-Heads: Not My Circus, Not My Monkey

    07/30/2016 5:58:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-30-2016 | MOTUS
    What a long, hot, contentious week this has been. Never have I been quite so happy to say:So I make no attempt to explain. I shall simply illustrate.First, the star monkey as a Weeble (I suspect this is a microaggresion) in blue:…and again, in white (I know this is mircoaggresion; apologies in advance and I better throw in a trigger warning as well):And next, our star monkey as a Bobble-head (again, trigger warning and apologies for the microaggresion) doll:And as a real-live bobble-head:Step right up! See the only living Bobble-head running for President!The Democrats have a really big tentso I...
  • DNC Wrap The Musical: This Is It!

    07/29/2016 5:32:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-29-2016 | MOTUS
    New frock, new voice coach, same old Hill (and her shadow). Clearly, This Is It!"This Is It" – Kenny Loggins & Michael McDonaldThere've been times in my life I've been wonderin' whyStill, somehow I believed we'd always survive Now, I'm not so sure You're waiting to hear One good reason to tryBut, what more can I say What's left to provide(You think that maybe it's over)(Only if you want it to be) Are you gonna wait for a sign, your miracleStand up and fight(This is it)Make no mistake where you are(This is it) Your back's to the corner(This is it)...
  • You Like Obama, Vote For His Mama

    07/28/2016 4:23:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-28-2016 | MOTUS
    Not that Bridge Over Troubled Water isn’t an apt anthem for the DNC, it’s just that after last night’s touching reunion onstage I think this Paul Simon standard might have been more appropriate:No I would not give you false hope On this strange and mournful day But the mother and child reunion Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mineI can't for the life of me Remember a sadder day I know they say let it be But it just don't work out that way And the course of a lifetime runs Over and over againNo I would...
  • STOP HER!

    07/27/2016 5:44:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-27-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember the RNC’s daily themes? Make America Safe Again, Make America Work Again, Make America First Again and Make America One Again? And while the Dems mocked the themes that didn’t stop them from purloining the theme-of-the-day concept for their own convention.Day 1 theme: BLM – Bernie Lives (don’t) Matter, aka "United Together." If by “united” you mean divided Bernie Bro haz a sadand by “together” you mean not so much.Day 2 theme: BLM – Blue Lives (don’t) Matter, in which  "Mothers of the Movement" were featured speakers of the evening.Brought to you by the party responsible for creating the...
  • Michelle Obama Brings It: Convention Bump to Follow

    07/26/2016 5:18:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-26-2016 | MOTUS
    Boy, Lady M really brought it last night. It only took 7 1/2 years and untold billions of dollars – butt behold, a FLOTUS who’s ready for prime time. Dress, age appropriate; voice, toned down (sorry, pretty sure that’s a sexist microaggression of some sort). And I think she’s been taking speech lessons from Hillary’s voice coach.  Unfortunately, even with the coaching, she still schtruggled a little with those pesky “st” words like “schtronger,” “schtrength,” and “shtriving:” butt bless her heart, she tried. “We cannot afford to be tired or frush-trated or cynical.”All while managing to keep race front and...
  • Sgt. Schultz and Hillary: "I Know Nothing"

    07/25/2016 5:24:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-25-2016 | MOTUS
    You remember the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:”Behold, the 21st century version:  “the Hillary Standard.” "I often feel like there's the Hillary standard and then there's the standard for everybody else," she told CBS. And, strangely, many of her opponents agree with her assessment. @60Minutes @HillaryClinton FBI Dir. Comey agrees pic.twitter.com/StIG0ShmGL— Antonio (@Antonio9847) July 25, 2016 Here are some excerpts (outtakes, as the questions about the DNC emails didn’t make it to the final cut) from the 60 Minutes interview with Hillary yesterday: "No, I didn't know anything about it, and I haven't read any of those," Clinton responded."Again, I don't...
  • Back To Our Roots (I hope that’s not considered a microaggresion)

    07/24/2016 5:32:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-24-2016 | MOTUS
    I know: there are some Dems calling for Debbie Wasserman Schultz to be dumped as head of the DNC. Her offense? Leaked emails. Boy those Dems are tough on leakers! Now do you understand why Hillary went to such lengths to ensure nobody would ever be able to see her official emails?Butt enough of that, I have bigger fish to fry. Today I’m going back to my roots – reflecting the fashion iconery of our FLOTUS. For all of you doubters out there who’ve questioned – sometimes not so graciously – Lady M’s status as a fashion forward icon, I...
  • Bon Appétit!

    07/23/2016 5:49:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 31 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-23-2016 | MOTUS
    I don’t know about you butt I’m sick of the sick world and need a day off. Let’s go to the farmers market!In my neck of the woods it’s peak season…for lots of things. Tomatoes – heirloom or otherwise:Corn:Blueberries:Peppers, mild and HOT!Etc.Etc.Etc. If you can’t find something here to make you happy, you’re doing something wrong. So let’s get those summer recipes rolling – even if it’s just luscious ripe tomatoes,luxurious buratta (Bel Gioioso brand now available at Costco if you can eat 8 balls within a week – and who can’t?),fresh basil, olive oil and grilled bread.Toss in some...
  • Prouder, Stronger, Better

    07/22/2016 5:51:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Take heart, it may well be morning in America again.And I can assure you of one thing, with words like this: Together, we will lead our party back to the White House, and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity, and peace. We will be a country of generosity and warmth. But we will also be a country of law and order. The most important difference between our plan and that of our opponents, is that our plan will put America First. Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.We are going to build a great border wall to...
  • RNC Day 3: That’s Mighty Red, White and Blue of You

    07/21/2016 5:27:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-21-2016 | MOTUS
    RNC, day 3. Here’s my rundown.Laura Ingraham – I like to call her “Dr. Laura” butt will restrain from doing so for fear of driving more  potential new readers away due to “having my head up my butt” – was great. Loved the way she went after the the skinny jeans, man-bun wearing pajama boys.I’m still a bit cheezed about her cheezing in on my gig, butt I’m going to be classy and set that aside for the good of the party. Besides, I think she’d make an awesome replacement for Megyn.Ted Cruz disappointed. I better leave it at that....
  • John Kerry does Chevy Chase doing Jerry Ford

    07/20/2016 4:42:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-20-2016 | MOTUS
    RNC day 2: Christie was great, Donald Jr. killed it, Dr. Carson appeared to have found his inner-Disney. Had he been even half as animated during the campaign we’d all be sporting Carson ‘16 bumper stickers right now.Butt the real reason the Republicans will win in November? This - the door is closing in the face of America:Let’s hope that the rest of the world will follow Britain’s lead and continue to close the door in the face of globalism. If not, we will still make America great again by closing our door to illegal immigrants, terrorism and unbalanced trade...
  • Love-In-The-Mist

    07/19/2016 5:15:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-19-2016 | MOTUS
    The RNC, day 1. A little drama as Trump’s team beat down a rebellion on the floor led by the Hillary-by-Proxy arm of the Republican Party. The Donald seems to have learned  quickly how to use the  “rigged system” to his benefit. Good.Many speakers: Marcus Lutrell, Sheriff David Clark, Patricia Smith, Rudy Giuliani, Melania…  I didn’t love the water-wings dress butt she could wear a potato sack and look good. And of course there was Tiger’s sister, our honorary MOTI, speaking of her son, Mesa Police Sergeant Brandon Mendoza, killed by a drunk illegal immigrant in a car crash. That’s...
  • America’s Insurance Policy

    07/18/2016 6:13:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-18-2016 | MOTUS
    Because it was in the middle of the afternoon and because it was Shep Smith I wondered if anyone else had seen this exchange in which Shep chastised Governor Jindal for using an offensive term:The answer was a resounding yes. The offensive term? “All Lives Matter.” It takes a special kind of stupid to berate a former governor for using an innocuous term that some people have decided is objectionable. “Very, very divisive phrase – I don’t understand…so unhelpful.” “Why would you…I don’t understand why you’d say that?” Said by Shep with that tone of superiority made up of equal parts...
  • Damned If I Know

    07/17/2016 5:12:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-17-2016 | MOTUS
    Lady M welcomed this year’s winners of the fifth annual Healthy Lunchtime Challenge and Kids’ State Dinner contest to the White House last week. Ever the Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ she sported an on trend “white floral number with black piping and dainty bows at the sleeves” - and caterpillar eyebrows: Here’s one of the winning recipes, served at the luncheon, from Lily Radtke, Age 11. She calls it Asian in Arkansas:“Ewww! Brown Rice Wrappers!?!  And Naked Soybeans? I wouldn’t feed that to the dog!”For the Spring Rolls4 ounces vermicelli rice noodles 1 tablespoon olive oil ½ pound shrimp, peeled,...
  • Turkey Drop**

    07/16/2016 4:54:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-16-2016 | MOTUS
    Unfortunately it appears that Turkey’s military coup – which had admiral objectives -   “Turkish Armed Forces have completely taken over the administration of the country to reinstate constitutional order, human rights and freedoms, the rule of law and the general security.” failed. So constitutional order remains wobbly, human rights and freedoms remain subjugated to Islam, the rule of law continues to be subjugated to sharia and general security threatened. Obama is pleased the Islamic autocrat has triumphed. Birds of a feather, so to speak, although apparently not water proof.President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and President Barack Hussein Obama in the Rose Garden,...
  • Choose Life

    07/15/2016 5:30:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-15-2016 | MOTUS
    Looks like somebody didn’t wait for the official “Day of Rage” to begin. Trigger warning - the attack vehicle was a WHITE truck.Ah France! Liberté, egalité, fraternité – Ou la Mort…Of all the choices embedded in their national motto, why on earth have the French chosen Mort? Oh, right; political correctness. And since all lives don’t matter to the New Caliphate that means death to the infidel.As of late Friday the venerable New York Times reported on the massacre, under the heading “What We Don’t Know:” Who was responsible and why. The newspaper Nice Matin reported early Friday that he...
  • I Am Altering the Deal

    07/14/2016 4:33:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-14-2016 | MOTUS
    Aren’t judges, especially Supreme Court Justices, supposed to be impartial? “(Trump) is a faker,” she told CNN in an interview from her chambers.“He has no consistency about him. He says whatever comes into his head at the moment. He really has an ego. … How has he gotten away with not turning over his tax returns? The press seems to be very gentle with him on that.” – NY Post "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." – Darth Vader The Donald’s response: (trigger – literally – warning) “Her mind is shot.”Posted from: Michelle Obama’s...
  • Reality: Black and White

    07/13/2016 5:53:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-13-2016 | MOTUS
    We take a time-out in America’s new race war to reflect on how one’s view of the world is determined by the lens one peers through.H/T NVR; trans-imaging compliments of MOTUSLet’s analyze: Not even Jackie Onassis had the poise, intelligence Oh wow! Look - three candies that match! Again!and elegance of this woman, and no other First Lady had a degree from even one, let alone two, ivy league colleges. "To describe [her thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be 'read' at all, in the strict sense of the verb.  This is because it...
  • How Did You Celebrate 7/11?

    07/12/2016 4:54:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-12-2016 | MOTUS
    You did know that yesterday was 7/11 didn’t you? So how did you celebrate? Did you go for a free Slurpee? Knock-off your local 7-Eleven?Or did you do like our ruling class and honor the day by honoring the people who work at 7 Elevens?1st, JoeyB:That wins him the Big Gulp Award.And then there’s Hiliary:Big Gulp and Super Big Gulp:Butt remember - we’re the racists around here.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Banana Republics and the Nuts Who Run Them

    07/10/2016 6:08:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-10-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember back in the 70’s when Woody Allen was funny? What a great portfolio:Sleeper - So how would you feel if your name was Miles Monroe and you ran the Happy Carrot Health Food Store in Greenwich Village and you went into St. Vincent's Hospital for a minor operation one morning and woke up two hundred years in the future? And America had become a police state? Ha Ha! As if that could ever happen! And like anyone would ever admit that butter, steak and chocolate were good for you! Play it Again Sam - He's your average, ordinary movie...
  • Dear God, Please Don’t Put America in the Compost Bin of History. Amen.

    07/09/2016 5:51:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 32 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Burning question of the day: If America’s first half-black President knowingly but unintentionally turns the United States into a banana republic, would that be wrong? Illegal? Extremely careless? Does it depend on whether he actually intended to turn the world’s most “robust” economy into a banana republic? Would any reasonable prosecutor bring such a case? Or is it racist of me to even bring this up?Tomorrow we’ll explore this concept further butt for today just hold this happy thought: banana republics are highly susceptible to organic coups d'état, often lead by the military. Have mercy upon us, O LORD, have...
  • There’s a Cloud Over America

    07/08/2016 4:56:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-8-2016 | MOTUS
    A cloud hangs over America: do you see protection or control?Yes Barry, you’re right; this is “an American issue.” And it’s not just a gun issue it’s a racial issue. To be clear: if a black man is killed in America, it’s a racial issue. If anyone else gets killed in America it’s a gun issue.And while it’s hard to precisely pinpoint when this became absolute truth I think we can all agree that it started in 2009, when the President of the United States - in the absence of any facts - declared that the arrest of his friend,...
  • Coincidence? Okay, I’ll Play Along.

    07/07/2016 5:30:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-7-2016 | MOTUS
    If you don’t believe in coincidences, global warming or common sense gun confiscation controls, butt you  DO believe that we really DID put a man on the moon, you might find the following coincidental events suspect: COINCIDENCE #1, Monday, 6/27: Both Bubba and Lynchin’ Loretta find themselves on the tarmac at Phoenix airport with time to kill. Bubba, yearning to chat about his new grandkid and golf, saunters on over and spends a half hour with the AG - who has no grandkids and doesn’t play golf, so he did most of the talking. The subject of the FBI investigation...