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  • The Culture Wars Continue: Bruce Jenner's a Christian Republican???

    04/27/2015 8:26:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 26 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-27-2015 | MOTUS
    I was going to discuss “The Clintons” today butt between Doug Ross (Will Hillary Get the Petraeus Treatment?) and Clarice (The Clintons' Little Tin Box) they’ve pretty much covered all the bases we know about so far.  Except for the New York Post’s contention that the Clinton Foundation functions essentially as a slush fund. H/T Doug Ross Charity Navigator, which rates nonprofits, put the foundation on its “watch list,” which warns potential donors about investing in problematic charities. The 23 charities on the list include the Rev. Al Sharpton’s troubled National Action Network, which is cited for failing to pay...
  • FLOTUS Frock Evolution: a Correspondents’ Dinner Retrospective

    04/26/2015 8:28:03 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 22 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-26-2015 | MOTUS
    The Nerd Prom is always highly anticipated around here. Will BO’s joke writers be as good as Jon Stewarts? Will TOTUS scroll them slowly enough for Big Guy to read? Who will Lady M wear and will she make both the “Best” and “Worst” dressed lists? Although that anxiety has eased considerably with the passing of Joni.So let’s spend a few moments reviewing the transformation of Lady M at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner.2009: before the discovery of industrial schtrenght Spanx:Immortalized by Cripes Suzette’s famous “hump, slump, bump and plump” shot:H/T Cripes Suzette2010: the age of elegance (and DOD...
  • Chick-fil-A’s Microaggression Threatens to Melt Campus Snowflakes

    04/25/2015 9:23:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 40 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-25-2015 | MOTUS
    Via Pundit Press: Johns Hopkins University has banned Chick-fil-A from its campus saying that the restaurant is a “microaggression” against its students.In an 18-8 vote, the Student Government Association at Johns Hopkins voted not to “support the proposal of a Chick-fil-A, in a current or future sense, particularly on any location that is central to student life.” After all, how can your campus be a safe place if you allow the presence of restaurant whose CEO doesn’t agree with your stance on gay marriage? And besides, all those Chick-fil-A chicken “strips” “nuggets” and “biscuits” – they could serve as “triggers”...
  • Rejoice at the glory and grandeur of God’s universe: Happy Anniversary Hub!

    04/24/2015 8:11:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-24-2015 | MOTUS
    As usual the MSM got it wrong: they’re all celebrating Hubble’s 25th birthday today when in fact it is the 25th anniversary of his launch into deep space. I should know, as Hub is my twin brother: I am a fraternal twin (female). My brother (Hub) is the mirror in the Hubble telescope. We are Cassegrain reflectors of Ritchey-Chretien design, and were conceived in 1979 at the Corning New York factory when 2 conjoined blanks of ultra-low expansion glass were sandwiched around a honeycomb lattice. (I didn’t mean to get into the sex stuff, but a lot of people are...
  • Clinton Foundation Corruption: Stay Tuned, This Could Still Get Interesting.

    04/23/2015 8:40:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 24 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-23-2015 | MOTUS
    Try as I might to get away from the “Hillary, Hillary, Hillary” meme, I just can’t stay ahead of the baggage backup. Isn’t anyone going to claim this baggage?At the rate it’s flying down the chute these days even some of the MSM have been forced to acknowledge a few of the unsavory facts still swirling around our American Power Rangers. Whoa! That’s quite a bubba nose one of our Power Rangers is sportingStarting with formerly reliable (and supportive) Ron Fournier in the National Journal who writes an article titled “The Questions Hillary Clinton Doesn't Want Answered About the Clinton Foundation”...
  • Michelle Obama,"#gimmefive Lil BUB!"

    04/22/2015 7:53:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-22-2015 | MOTUS
    I see that Lady M is promoting her “Let’s Move!” #GiveMeFive!” program on the back of Lil BUB – who despite her name is not a rap star butt rather a very special cat.  Lady M thought she might help her put some mojo back in her faltering signature project.I’m embarrassed to say I was totally unfamiliar with this famous cat until the “#GiveMeFive! video crew showed up last week to film this promo:Don’t worry about MO exploiting this little special needs cat - it’s actually the other way around; Lil BUB is quite an entrepreneur as it turns out,...
  • All Your Children Are Belong To Us; Your Money Too

    04/21/2015 7:41:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-21-2015 | MOTUS
    What is it about progressives? First Elizabeth Warren tells us that if we have a business we didn’t build it ourselves. Then Mellissa Harris-Perry told us that our own children aren’t ours either.To be sure, the belief that all children are “children of the state” is such a subversive and disturbing trend that we should demand every presidential candidate state their position on it. Let’s ask President-in-Waiting Hillary first…oh wait, I think she’s already told us: I think we can safely put her in the corner with former Massachusetts Education Sec. Paul Reville who criticizes “those who prefer local educational...
  • The MOTUS/Molsterman 2016 Primary Tracking Poll #1

    04/20/2015 8:50:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-20-2015 | MOTUS
    Now that the Campaign for the Big White is officially out of the gate, it’s time for a primary poll, so I called in my trusted pollster - the most connected mole in Washington and creator of: to assist me in this ongoing task. We discuss, below, the parameters and significance of the polls.   MOTUS: Hi Molsterman, thanks for stopping by.Molsterman: No problem, I was in the neighborhood for dinner anyway, best grubs in town around here. What’s on your mind?MOTUS: Well, I was wondering if it would be a good time to start our primary tracking polls....
  • New Opposition Research Resource: Hillary’s Gaffes and Goofs

    04/19/2015 8:34:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Judging from the lack of MSM coverage, most of America would have thought that the first, historic, female prezzy’s campaign opener gaffe was her first and last. Butt actually, Hilz has been pulling boners (can I say that) since she entered the public scene and the gaffe rate seems to be increasing at Joey Biden speed.Hillary Rodham Clinton, reporting for duty!Don’t believe me? Check out Blonde Gator’s Handy Reference Guide to Hillary Clinton’s Gaffes & Goofs that is now available to the Republican pollsters for use as an excellent opposition research resource. BG began gathering data just 4 days ago...
  • Little Man, Big Job: The Obama Doctrine of Withdrawal.

    04/18/2015 11:41:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-18-2015 | MOTUS
    I think we’ve all been struggling to explain Big Guy’s foreign policy. Fortunately, the New York Times has finally done it for us: At Global Economic Gathering, U.S. Primacy Is Seen as Ebbing. As world leaders converge here for their semiannual trek to the capital of what is still the world’s most powerful economy, concern is rising in many quarters that the United States is retreating from global economic leadership just when it is needed most. “America Bows Out”“I’ve been searching for a word to describe it, and the one I use is ‘withdrawal,’ best I can come up with,”...
  • FLOTUS Past and FLOTUS Present Demonstrate the Danger of Gaseous Veggies

    04/17/2015 8:11:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-17-2015 | MOTUS
     “Hillary, Hillary, Hillary! That’s all I ever hear!” (apologies to Marcia Brady)It was inevitable; when you’ve been the center of the universe for so long there was bound to be a little blowback when a former FLOTUS tries to take center stage again.Especially when it’s time to open the Garden of Good and Evil and all the usual paparazzi are busy chasing after the old interloper’s Scooby van instead of filming the ritual of the annual rhubarb dance, (first seen here in 2010:Getting back to our roots, 2010 edition of the “rhubarb dance” with former Chef SammyOh yeah, it’s a...
  • But Hilz Was Yesterday and Yesterday’s Gone.

    04/16/2015 7:58:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-16-2015 | MOTUS
    Senator Marco Rubio kicked off his campaign for President this week with an unexpected generational throw down. "This election is a generational choice about what kind of country we will be," Rubio said Monday night as he kicked off his bid for the White House. …"Just yesterday, a leader from yesterday began a campaign for president by promising to take us back to yesterday," Rubio said. "Yesterday is over -- and we're never going back." I should be offended as I’m quite sure Marco’s speech was – in addition to being part of the Republican War on Women - an...
  • Tax Day: A Good Day For a Class War

    04/15/2015 8:32:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-15-2015 | MOTUS
    So, it’s tax day.And you know what that means: it’s the day we celebrate the redistribution of wealth rather than its creation. It’s the day the government decides how much of what you make belongs to them - to give to somebody else. Or more to the point, it’s the day the ‘have lot’s’ ante up for the benefit of the ‘have gotz’.It should be interesting to see how President–in-waiting Hillary, champion of the proletariat, celebrates the day. She will most likely  emphasize the the income gap between the haves and the have nots because nothing stirs the heart to...
  • “Munch”-Hausen By Proxy–It’s a Real Thing

    04/14/2015 9:15:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-14-2015 | MOTUS
    Here is Lady M, encouraging little children to develop and submit their very own “healthy lunch” recipe in order to win an invite to her Children’s State Dinner.Apparently she is unaware of a new pandemic sweeping the country that could be as serious as the obesity epidemic: orthorexia-nervosa. I’m deathly serious, it’s a real thing:  A new type of eating disorder is emerging where people are becoming obsessed with eating to improve their health. Victims of this 'health food eating disorder' may exhibit the following symptoms: may be 'plunged into gloom' by eating a piece of bread may become anxious...
  • Enter the Dragon Lady

    04/13/2015 8:13:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-13-2015 | MOTUS
    TODAY’S POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “H”Apparently there were some (many) who did not find Hillary’s (can I still call her that?) roll out amazing. Some felt her new logo looked like a sign directing you to the nearest hospital:While others thought her video announcement looked more like a Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercial.Some took the opportunity to remind the electorate that this would be another 2 for the price of 1 campaign:h/t BookwormBuy one pantsuit, get the Big Dawg for free!The mainstream however was very impressed: Hillary Clinton’s campaign announcement on Sunday lit up Facebook —...
  • Another Rendezvous With Destiny?

    04/12/2015 8:00:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-12-2015 | MOTUS
    Since she’s been running for president since 2000, Hillary’s Tweet at noon today may well qualify as the most anti-climactic announcement of the Internet era. The “Hillary For America” campaign has written what they believe to be a winning mission statement: “To give every family, every small business, and every American a path to lasting prosperity by electing Hillary Clinton the next President of the United States. This campaign is not about Hillary Clinton and not about us — it’s about the everyday Americans who are trying to build a better life for themselves and their families.”  Got that? A...
  • A Long, Slow Dance

    04/11/2015 8:26:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-11-2015 | MOTUS
    “We don’t want to be imprisoned by the past,” Obama said during a visit to Kingston, Jamaica. “When something doesn’t work for 50 years, you don’t just keep on doing it. You try something new.” – Barack Obama, April 9, 2015 In that case, is it time to revisit “The Great Society” as well?Detroit leadership, exclusively Democratic since 1962 “If Mayors Jerome Cavanagh and Roman Gribbs had cut the workforce in the 1960s and early 1970s as the population and property values dropped. If Mayor Dennis Archer hadn’t added more than 1,100 employees in the 1990s when the city...
  • Team-Obama: We Mark on the Curve Around Here

    04/10/2015 8:41:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-10-2015 | MOTUS
    It’s not for lack of humility that Big Guy gave his eponymous healthcare law a rating of 8 out of 10. “And the reason I don't put it at a 10 is because you can always improve something," he said in an interview with ABC News published Wednesday. It’s because it’s magnificence hasn’t been fully actualized yet. Watch out when that happens! Until then let’s just say it’s one of the more interesting applications of the 80/20 rule: having achieved 20% of the desired results we’re taking 80% of the credit.The high scoring is most likely due to one of...
  • Weebles Wobble Butt They Don’t Fall Down

    04/09/2015 8:02:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 25 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-2015 | MOTUS
    Who ARE these strange Weeble people, and why are they here? “Nikki Giovanni, Michelle Obama, Megan J. Brennan, Oprah Winfrey and Ross Rossin stand on stage during the Maya Angelou Forever Stamp Dedication at Warner Theatre on April 7, 2015 in Washington, DC.” Of course it has now been revealed that the quote attributed to Maya wasn’t actually hers: “Her stamp features the phrase, “A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song,” which the USPS attributed to Angelou—though the direct quote may actually be from a different author.” Normally that would be...
  • Presidential Dynasties: Nip It In The Bud

    04/08/2015 7:54:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-8-2015 | MOTUS
    It’s official, Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are running for president. Okay by me, as they both meet my number one criteria for presidential candidates these days: neither is related to a former president or former presidential nominee (former presidential candidates who never stood a chance with their own party don’t count in this round).Because really, does America need any more family dynasties? Take Hillary for example: I see she just hired Lady M’s “image consultant.”With her not only would we get more of the Bubba-sphere, butt now we’d get more of the Obama-sphere as well. Does America want to...
  • Incoming: Balls, Bees and Rolling Stones Attack!

    04/07/2015 6:21:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-7-2015 | MOTUS
    In case you didn’t have time to watch, yesterday’s Spring Sphere Roll was awesome! Big Guy improved his stats over 100% compared to last year’s hoops performance ( 2-for-9 - or 22.2%  - vs. 2-for-22 or 9.1% last year)! Although there was “a moment” as the press pool reported, when the basketball “very lightly hit POTUS in the face when he was standing under the basket catching rebounds.” As anyone around here can tell you, hitting Big Guy upside the head is still the best way to get his attention.Incoming!Basketballs weren’t the only incoming projectiles at the festivities; somebody forgot to...
  • Obama: Rolling With the Season

    04/06/2015 6:51:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-6-2015 | MOTUS
    Here’s a quick review to get you up to date.Friday night, Seder dinner in the newly renovated Old Family Dining Room:That’s Val-Jar, infamous supporter of all things secularly Jewish, seated at the head of the table under the equally infamous color wheel painting. I see David Axelrod is still on the A-list, which means his “tell-all” book was thoroughly vetted by the White House before release. And nice flowers by our new flower lady!As you can see, they’re much less “fussy” than those done by our old flower lady - seen here at previous Big White Seders:That’s Jen Psaki, above,...
  • Easter 2015

    04/05/2015 8:54:31 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-5-2015 | MOTUS
    Because it’s Easter we reflect on something larger than politics. It would be good for us to remember that. And he said unto them, Be not amazed: you seek Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you. - Mark 16:6I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believes in me, though he were dead, yet...
  • Evolving, It’s What Progressives Do

    04/04/2015 8:51:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-4-2015 | MOTUS
    If there is one thing Progressives know how to do it is evolve. And while political expediency serves as the primary impetus for this relentless march forward, the process can be expedited when people have no immutable principals.“FORWARD?” – WTF, why not?All of which explains Big Guy’s evolution on gay marriage at just the right time.And Hillary…well, she’s been evolving for a long time now too:And I’m sure you’ve all seen how well Lady M has managed with her evolution of Mom Dancing: And now, NEO-NEOCON has uncovered the ultimate Obama evolution. I don’t want to let the cat out of...
  • A Little Sympathy For The Devil, Please

    04/03/2015 8:11:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-3-2015 | MOTUS
    Although there’s still some disagreement regarding the final terms it looks like we’ve struck a tentative deal with the “Death to America” crowd. We had to employ our “by hook or by crook” tactics butt it paid off; there’s no longer a question where our sympathies lie.Sympathy For the Devil Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faithWhich led Prime Minister Netanyahu to warn that “it would increase the risks of nuclear proliferation and the risks of a horrific war.”And I...
  • Who Created This Mess Anyway?

    04/02/2015 7:44:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-2-2015 | MOTUS
    The notable thing about Culture War 4.0 is its consistent rejection of tolerance in favor of government enforced morality. Remember your Muad’Dib: “When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.”  - Ben Domenech, The Federalist  Ed Driscoll succinctly summarizes the emergence of the new liberal fascism in his recent post, and provides an example: REID: I don’t regret that at all. The Koch brothers — no one would help me. They...
  • “By Hook or By Crook” – Take 2; “The Hustle Never Ends”

    04/01/2015 7:48:01 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-1-2015 | MOTUS
    “I’ll take “crook” for $200 million and the the American Presidency, Alex.” Since there’s no news from the “Nukes for Kooks” talks, let’s get caught up on some old news.You remember Harry Reid, the ex-Senate leader who built the $621 million Capital Visitor Center in order to keep the smelly tourists away from his sensitive nose (that somebody apparently decided needed the snot knocked out of it). Well, he finally admitted that his 2012 Senate floor accusation about Mitt Romney not paying taxes for 10 years was a lie, he knew it was a lie and he just did it...
  • The League of Non-Superheroes

    03/31/2015 7:58:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-31-2015 | MOTUS
    “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.” – Bob Parr, in The Incredibles. Look, I know the world is falling apart. I too am fearful of the terms Jean Carré will “negotiate” with Iran in order to win his Nobel Peace Prize. Supposedly that’s a medal he’ll keepAnd sure I find it a little unnerving that the Saudis and Egyptians are forming a joint Arab army to fight WWIII against – oh, I don’t know…us, maybe? And yes, I realize it may all depend on the outcome of Jean...
  • Teeing It Up To Serve Iranian Interests?

    03/30/2015 7:49:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-30-2015 | MOTUS
    Only 24 hours to go and it’s hard to say how the negotiations are going. Despite our good faith negotiating with Iran (i.e. faithfully promising to serve Iranian interests while running interference for them with the other European delegates) the Ayatollah’s team pulled a fast one at the last minute. Now they want to keep all of the enriched uranium they have been manufacturing for the past 5 years instead of giving it to Russia for safe keeping (Ha ha! That’s a good one too: “give it to Russia for ‘safe keeping’.”) Not that Iran ever actually promised not to...
  • #BanHighCapacityAircraft: More “News” From the Rabbit Hole

    03/29/2015 8:44:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-29-2015 | MOTUS
    Today’s post, direct from the Rabbit Hole:Due to the recent mass murder of 149 men, women and children with a high-capacity Airbus A320 airplane – which is just the most recent in an epidemic of suicidal airplanes – airplane safety rules are being reviewed by the Federal Transportation Department for possible revision.Under the leadership of luminaries like former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg as well as other well known anti-gun politicians and Hollywood activists, grass root advocacy groups have been quickly organized and funded. One of the largest to-date is Mothers Against Planes* (MAP). They’ve already begun to lobby Congress for...
  • Hillz is entitled to be Presidette, and if you don’t agree, you’re a sexist.

    03/28/2015 8:51:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-28-2015 | MOTUS
    Ah, it’s good to be King Queen (is that sexist?)“We learned today, from her attorney, Secretary Clinton unilaterally decided to wipe her server clean and permanently delete all emails from her personal server,” he continued. “While it is not clear precisely when Secretary Clinton decided to permanently delete all emails from her server, it appears she made the decision after October 28, 2014, when the Department of State for the first time asked the Secretary to return her public record to the Department.” National Review Unfortunately, her emails were under subpoena at the time, so this could pose a...
  • First, Historic “Last Friday of the Month Great Escape”- Let’s Roll!

    03/27/2015 7:44:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-27-2015 | MOTUS
    What a week! Suicidal airplanes, exploding buildings, our Mideast policy revealed to be as venal and addled as we feared. We have not seen such a synthesis of incompetence and malfeasance since…well, ever. Even Jimmy Carter looks competent and wise by comparison. At least back then it was still clear which end zone we were trying to protect.Now that the Arab Spring is nothing more than a vague dream fragment the Middle East appears on the brink of implosion. The thin memory of that verdant vernal equinox is about to be eclipsed by nuclear winter. And haven’t we all had...
  • Questions from Obama's Rabbit Hole: “But How Can It Be Like That?”

    03/26/2015 7:11:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-26-2015 | MOTUS
    There is a great deal of disturbing news from around the world on the War on Terror – not the least of which is the announcement of desertion charges filed against Bowe Bergdahl, our “prize” in last year’s Turd for Terrorists swap. And in the midst of all this we get this strange story: Big Guy met with his former Secretary of State on Monday afternoon behind closed doors to discuss "a range of topics." According to a Big White statement: "President Obama and Secretary Clinton enjoy catching-up in person when their schedules permit," White House press secretary Josh Earnest...
  • Did The Wig Hats Do Her In, Or Did the Florist Run Off With Them?

    03/25/2015 7:34:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-25-2015 | MOTUS
    Okay, I’m going to make this as quick and painless as I can.Yes it’s true, Lady M axed the Big White florist. No, not because she was white, although she was. It was because she and Lady M just grew apart. When Lady M hired Laura Dowling in ‘09 everything was fine as her tastes still ran towards the “classics.” Which was fine because florist Laura Dowling was also known for her classic floral arrangements.Butt then, as happens with so many relationships, one partner evolved and the other didn’t. In this case Lady M’s tastes grew more sophisticated over the...
  • Obama's New Plan: “By Hook Or By Crook”

    03/24/2015 8:37:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-24-2015 | MOTUS
    In a very lengthy interview with HuffPo, Big Guy pretty much laid out his entire presidential game plan: “By hook or by crook, we’re going to make sure that when I leave this office, that the country is more prosperous, more people have opportunity, kids have a better education, we’re more competitive, climate change is being taken more seriously than it was, and we are actually trying to do something about it. Those are going to be the measures by which I look back and say whether I’ve been successful as president.” Make sure that the country is more prosperous:Remember...
  • politics,humor

    03/23/2015 8:50:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-23-2015 | MOTUS
    Good Morning! If you, like most non-super heroes, need a cuppa joe to get rolling – there’s good news! You can once again grab a cup at Starbucks without having your white privilege challenged by the barista with a dual degree in philosophy and gender studies. The coffee chain has dropped their “Race for the Cure” campaign, due to extreme blowback; in other words, it was effecting the bottom line.According to the Instapundit, part of the problem may have been the hypocrisy: STARBUCKS: Where Only The Coffee Is Black! It’s not shocking at all that this lame “conversation about race”...
  • The Week in Propaganda

    03/22/2015 6:49:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-22-2015 | MOTUS
    Don’t worry, Jean Carré tells us the talks with nuclear Iran are coming along just swimmingly:“Of course, yes, death to America.” Iran’s Supreme leader Ali Khamenei called for “Death to America” on Saturday, a day after President Barack Obama appealed to Iran to seize a “historic opportunity” for a nuclear deal and a better future, and as US Secretary of State John Kerry claimed substantial progress toward an accord. Khamenei told a crowd in Tehran that Iran would not capitulate to Western demands. When the crowd started shouting, “Death to America,” the ayatollah responded: “Of course yes, death to America,...
  • Lady M's Bang a Gong Show: Far East Version

    03/21/2015 8:04:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 21 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-21-2015 | MOTUS
    Don’t ask why. Just take my word for it: Lady M’s trip to Japan/Cambodia reminded me of this 70’s era glam-rock mega one-hit wonder from T. Rex."Get It On"Well you're dirty and sweet Clad in black Don't look backAnd I love you You're dirty and sweet oh yeaWell you're slim and you're weak You got the teeth Of the Hydra upon you You're dirty sweet And you're my girlGet It On Bang a gong Get It OnYou're built like a car You got a hubcap Diamond star haloYou're built like a car Oh yeahYou're an untamed youth That's the truthWith...
  • A Week of Humiliations: Reflections of Sista Silverheels

    03/20/2015 7:33:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-20-2015 | MOTUS
    First - and worst – came BO’s humiliating loss to Bibi. No amount of money, sabotage, or fraud could pull the Israeli election out in Big Guy’s favor.Bibi, saying the Serenity Prayer: “God, help me to accept the things I cannot change.”Barry, saying the Serenity Prayer: “Allah, help me change the things I cannot accept.”Then came Sista’ Silverheels’ humiliating stumble and near tumble into the arms of little Emperor Akihito:I told her she should just take her traditional matcha green tea straight, butt I think she put a little “cream” in it anyway.As if that weren’t bad enough, next we...
  • Obama’s New Individual Mandate

    03/19/2015 8:46:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Elections have consequences, just ask BO if you don’t believe me. So far, Israel’s election has had these consequences: Bibi has officially been unfriended by Barry. – New York TimesBig Guy is seriously considering taking his toys and going home. PoliticoFormer Obama campaign chairman and presidential advisor, David Axelrod, accused Bibi of “shameful demagoguery.” (this, from a man, as Mary Katharine Ham pointed out, “ran a campaign that accused Mitt Romney of giving a woman cancer, blessing scurrilous charges of tax evasion, and darkly warning Ohio voters that Obama’s opponent wasn’t ‘one of us.’” – PowerlineIran’s nuclear arms for peace...
  • “Bibi Wins Big”

    03/18/2015 7:58:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 28 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-18-2015 | MOTUS
    Landslide Victory: “BUMMER: Obama loses Israeli election to Netanyahu (UPDATE: includes funniest reactions to the losers)”I guess the Israeli’s are not as adverse to staying viable as Americans areAnd that is encouraging! Apparently you can still win even when the elections are rigged, the polling data is fraudulent and foreign DICKtators are working to defeat you:  This unauthorized funding casts an extraordinarily pernicious light on Obama, especially given that we as a nation ought not to interfere with an ally nation’s election... This is why the president has ordered the non-profits to scrub anything from their websites that leads a...
  • That Old (Irish) Gang of Mine

    03/17/2015 7:49:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-17-2015 | MOTUS
    I have a special St. Patrick’s Day greeting for you from my time vault; it’s a special performance from 2011, when all the gals - ValJar, Oprah, SanFran Nan, Hillz and Lady M - were still Bffs:Cherish this timeless memory because the time when you could get this group of dames together to don red wigs and do an Irish jig is long gone.This video was made before the Tea Party stole Nan’s control of the House, before Oprah was forced to cancel her own show, before the words “Benghazi” and “what difference, at this point, does it make” were...
  • Obama’s Guiding Light

    03/16/2015 8:12:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-16-2015 | MOTUS
    I don’t think this NYT Magazine article on Val Jar is going to do much to squelch those persistent Svengali/Rasputin rumors: Excerpts: In his new book, David Axelrod asserts that Rahm Emanuel, when he was chief of staff, was openly uncomfortable with your relationship with the first family. In a town where access is so important, initially it probably made people a little uncomfortable. I think that has faded. I just want to do my job, and part of my job for the president is to be his friend. “And friends share everything.” You’ve been with President Obama from the...
  • Hillary: The Ides of March Are Upon Us

    03/15/2015 8:39:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-15-2015 | MOTUS
    Well, here we are, the ides of March; and needless to say, beware.As every Romanophile knows, today is the day Julius Caesar was done in by his friends and enemies. Hillary should take note of Spurinna’s warning.Because I fear the long knives are coming for her. It now appears that her old boss and his consigliore are behind all of Hill’s current woes. (h/t Larwyn’s Linx)If they’d do it to Rhambo, they’d do it to anybodyBarry promised Bill and Hill to back Hill’s 2016 presidential run if they helped out during the historic 2008 contest. In politics, though, 8 minutes...
  • Pi Day Special: Common Core for the Common Man

    03/14/2015 8:09:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-14-2015 | MOTUS
    As a special Pi ("Ï€") Day tribute to Common Core math, IÂ’ve developed a little CC story problem for you to solve: Air Force Won leaves Washington D.C., flying west at 540 miles/hour. On board are Big Guy, TOTUS, twenty-one (21) SS Storm Troopers and the Beast (not that one, the car).Thirty (30) minutes later, Air Force Won Too leaves Washington D.C. flying west also at 540 miles/hour. Air Force Won Too is carrying the other Beast, 2 Hollywood makeup/hair artists, six (6) frock changes, three (3) MILSPEC containment structures and a bakerÂ’s dozen SS Storm Troopers. If Lady M...
  • Warning: disturbing image ahead: Hilxon

    03/13/2015 7:40:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-13-2015 | MOTUS
    Hillary, Hillary, Hillary! Will this never end? It’s all about Hillary. I’m beginning to know exactly how Jan Brady felt: NOW we find out that nobody even read Hills’ deleted emails? They just deemed them to be personal? Since when can you even do that?Naturally, that prompted the inevitable comparisons like this, from Big Fur Hat at iOTW:And the accompanying commentary is even worse; like this, from “Tim” Nixon was an American. Nixon loved America. Nixon strove to get America out of Vietnam. Nixon GOT us out of Vietnam. Nixon didn’t enrich himself at American expense. Nixon didn’t sell American largess...
  • How the Smart Phone Outsmarted the Smartest Woman

    03/11/2015 8:39:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 24 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-11-2015 | MOTUS
    I hate to make this so superficial…Butt seriously: what sort of statement was Hillary trying to make with this bizarre coat/jacket/tunic/dress/slack outfit? Was it a nod to her transgender/confused coalition? A sort of sartorial stonewalling? Or just another fashion misstep?The coat/jacket/tunic/dress sits worse than it standsI hate to make this all about fashion, butt if you’re going to ask people to “trust me” when you’ve never done anything to warrant it (h/t Carly Fiorina) you need to at least dress the part. Perhaps something dark and serious without bringing to mind the Cold War era or an International Evil Empire....
  • “Truth Is What You Can Make the Voter Think It Is.”–James Carville

    03/10/2015 8:55:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 25 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-10-2015 | MOTUS
    “By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes” - MacBethWhat we know so far:The Clinton Conflicts of Interest Foundation did indeed receive contributions from foreign governments and corporations while Hills was conducting d’affaires of state.Hillary did in fact have her own private email system and server and her official, and possibly classified, correspondence were not archived, as required by federal law and State Department rules. Also, they were not, as required by federal law and court orders, included in State Department responses to requests from Congress and several FOIAs.Big Guy misremembered first finding out about the private email...
  • Hillary's The Lint is Piling Up

    03/09/2015 8:48:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 30 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-9-2015 | MOTUS
    The Clintons have always attracted scandals like black gabardine trousers attract lint from cheap white napkins. They’ve hosted two doozies in just the last few weeks: The Clinton Foundation continual receipt of donations from countries that then Secretary of State Hills was negotiating with on behalf of the U.S. government. Makes you wonder what the real “Clinton global initiative” is all about The private email server of Hillary Rodham Clinton while conducting official, “transparent” U.S. government business. Don’t worry though, if you were planning on Hillary being our historic, first female president, Bubba has established a new ethical standard against...
  • “Entrepreneurs and Hucksters…That’s Who We Are.”

    03/08/2015 8:16:03 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-8-2015 | MOTUS
    We finally managed to make it back home after an exciting day, and a wardrobe change, in Selma.It was quite a day, Big Guy gave a moving speech and explained again how We are the Wons we’ve been waiting for: "Look at our history. We are Lewis and Clark and Sacajawea, pioneers who braved the unfamiliar, followed by a stampede of farmers  Black “farmer” Shirley Sherrod is consoled by Ag Secretary Tom Vilsack as she learns her share of the entrepreneurial Pigford Settlement is only $13 million. and miners, and entrepreneurs and hucksters. That’s our spirit. That’s who we are.”No...