Generally, conservatives possess the morals to know right from wrong. Obviously, there are quite a few who don't. More than I realized at least.
"Anyway, a college-age kid is blowing bong hits. Stop the presses."
You're right. We've fallen so far as a nation that the only story that will "stop the presses" at this point is one about a college-age kid who doesn't use drugs.
It looks like doing the right thing and living your life morally gets you branded as a freak in 21st century America.