Ooh, ooh, I know! We need even more CBTs covering diversity, suicide awareness and sexual assault prevention/bystander actions. That will fix it!
Maybe each Squadron could bring in a PS4 or XBox and some appropriate flight simulator to share among the pilots. I’m sure someone in the Squadron has a gaming system that can be borrowed!!
Meanwhile, as we broadcast our weakness to all our enemies, perhaps maintainers could taxi aircraft around the ramp and airfield to give the appearance of more activity for a minimum cost in fuel. Have to start thinking outside the box in these tough fiscal times.