Free Republic 2nd Quarter Fundraising Target: $85,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $21,294
25%  
Woo hoo!! And the first 25% is in!! Thank you all very much!!

Posts by wienerdog.com

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • I need Prayer

    03/14/2003 7:18:24 AM PST · 11 of 121
    wienerdog.com to sonsofliberty2000
    are you nuts? get out of the computer business. i was making $70,000 a year a year and a half ago with my bachelors...now i am making the switch to health care and going back to school...now making $9.50 an hour at a hospital and loving it. i sold my house, my car... and let the damn Indians have the computer jobs. you are wasting your time thinking a community college degree is going to compete with 6 million h1b visas. computers are dead.
  • Bush on Right Path to Re-election, Pundits Say

    02/25/2003 8:59:50 AM PST · 5 of 7
    wienerdog.com to GodBlesBush
    The longer Bush screws around, the more the market tanks. My parents' savings have lost 40% so far. They might have to leave the gated community they saved for all their lives because the market keeps tanking while they wait for this stupid war. For my part, I've gone from 70K a year to $9.50 an hour because I'm starting a new career at 40. I don't want to hear about these damn ragheads! I want to see Bush get out of the way with his dumbass war and let the economy recover!
  • Bush on Right Path to Re-election, Pundits Say

    02/25/2003 8:35:02 AM PST · 2 of 7
    wienerdog.com to veronica
    Then he'd better sh!t or get off the pot with his precious war in Iraq. While he farts around trying to please the UN, people's retirement is disappearing because of "war jitters", there are NO JOBS, the layoffs continue, and all this fool cares about is bombing a bunch of camel jockies. Brilliant stategery. Bush I got trounced for appearing disconnected from the economy. What he have now makes that look like Romper Room. Somebody tell this imbecile that people are hurting out here, and ragheads are the least of our worries.
  • How do I find a "lost" FR person?

    12/16/2002 5:54:50 AM PST · 9 of 50
    wienerdog.com to cantfindagoodscreenname
    Good idea. Please post another vanity and let us know how it comes out.
  • This is what the Dems want from Trent Lott....

    12/13/2002 8:50:39 AM PST · 4 of 37
    wienerdog.com to Registered
    Congratulations. Two Trent Lott vanities in under 20 minutes.
  • Smoking Marijuana linked to mental illness! (400 percent increase in mental illness found)

    12/05/2002 2:16:48 PM PST · 14 of 40
    wienerdog.com to realpatriot71
    He's obviously just trolling. The worst kind of pinkos don't talk like his stupid hypothetical conversation. This is the weakest straw man I've ever seen. Other than that, though, it's a remarkably erudite and persuasive post. For a troll.
  • What Rules Apply To Whom? (Different rules for the peons and the bureaucrats)

    12/02/2002 8:09:22 PM PST · 2 of 11
    wienerdog.com to geedee
    I don't think it makes you a dummy, but now you can share in the impotent rage of the rest of us... lucky you.
  • Bill of No Rights

    11/25/2002 7:13:51 PM PST · 13 of 15
    wienerdog.com to Eaker
    Well, at minimum, you now have a directory of "Bill of No Rights" posts! I'm happy to be of assistance.
  • Bill of No Rights

    11/25/2002 5:36:53 PM PST · 11 of 15
    wienerdog.com to Eaker
    Sigh... Okay...

    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by My2Cents
    On 11/25/2002 6:16 PM CST


    11/25/02 | Anonymous
    Since there is so much confusion on the part of some as to what the Bill of Rights actually mean to individuals and to our society, how about adoption of a Bill of No Rights, specifying the rights NOT extended to people in our society: ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom,...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by Area51
    On 06/17/2002 4:15 PM CDT with 10 comments


    Capitalism.com | Mitchell Kaye
    Monday, June 17, 2002 The Bill of NO Rights The following was written by State Representative Mitchell Kaye from Cobb County, GA. We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional and other liberal, bed wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a...
         
     
    The Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by Starmaker
    On 11/28/2001 9:54 AM CST


    Toogood Reports ^ | November 28, 2001 | Paul E. Scates
    Though more than one wag wrote that the September 11 terrorist attacks signaled the death of liberal whining and America-bashing, the past two months have shown, unfortunately, that such is not the case. Apparently the perpetually offended and officious crowd doesn´t recognize that we´re in a war, or even that it´s as much to protect their ungrateful and sorry hides as well as decent folks. They have come back out from under their rocks, and with a vengeance, to organize peace protests, decry the U.S. bombing in Afghanistan, bray about U.S. ‘terrorism´ and spout other America-hating diatribes. Newspapers, the ...
         
     
    The Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by Stand Watch Listen
    On 11/28/2001 8:52 AM CST with 1 comment


    Too Good Reports ^ | November 28, 2001 | Paul E. Scates
    Though more than one wag wrote that the September 11 terrorist attacks signaled the death of liberal whining and America-bashing, the past two months have shown, unfortunately, that such is not the case. Apparently the perpetually offended and officious crowd doesn´t recognize that we´re in a war, or even that it´s as much to protect their ungrateful and sorry hides as well as decent folks. They have come back out from under their rocks, and with a vengeance, to organize peace protests, decry the U.S. bombing in Afghanistan, bray about U.S. ‘terrorism´ and spout other America-hating diatribes. Newspapers, the Internet ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by Big Guy and Rusty 99
    On 11/23/2001 11:57 PM CST with 11 comments


    me ^ | now | email
    We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-great-granchildren hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some commonsense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional and other liberal bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: That a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights. ARTICLE I: ...
         
     
    The Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by concerned about politics
    On 09/02/2001 0:01 AM CDT with 3 comments


    Deep Inside the Binary Bunker ^ | unknown | Lewis Napper
    The Bill Of No Rights We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other liberal, commie, pinko bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that ...
         
     
    The Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by concerned about politics
    On 08/04/2001 11:58 PM CDT with 2 comments


    Binary Bunker ^ | ? | Lewis Napper
    THE NO BILL OF RIGHTS We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other liberal, commie, pinko bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by Jim Scott
    On 06/02/2001 11:10 PM CDT with 22 comments


    Unknown | June 2, 2001 | Unknown
    The Bill of No Rights (Author Unknown) "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminal whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim ...
         
     
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS................... ^
          Posted by wozzeck
    On 04/25/2001 9:44 AM CDT with 5 comments


    << The following has apparently been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by RayBob
    On 02/02/2001 1:26 PM CST with 10 comments


    e-mail ^ | Unknown | Unknown but attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye
    Maybe if we dumb-it-down for some people, it will make more sense. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. I hope this guy runs for President someday: "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, elusional, and other liberal, ...
         
     
    The Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by unix
    On 11/23/2000 1:56 AM CST


    Warroom ^ | unk | Lewis Napper
    The War Room - Most Wanted - &quot;Bill of No Rights&quot; Web Site Last updated on Monday, May 15, 2000 01:52 AM _________________ Home Show Archives Outrage Page Most Wanted Righteous Links Worth Dying For Secret Meetings Gift Shop Quinn &amp; Rose Contact Quinn Contact Rose GET THE HITS! &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; War Room Ads Book Your Next Event with Quinn and Rose! For more information Send Email (To Rose) _____________ &nbsp; The Bill Of No Rights by Lewis Napper Lewis Napper is running for the U.S. Senate this year. Click here for more information. We, the sensible of the United ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by AMERIKA
    On 09/08/2000 11:05 PM CDT with 3 comments


    State Representative Mitchell Kaye
    For those of you who have already seen this bear with me. The following was written by State Representative Mitchell Kaye from Cobb County, GA We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional and other liberal, bed wetters. We hold these truths to ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by SouthronStar
    On 08/11/2000 11:13 PM CDT


    State Representative Mitchell Kaye (GA)
    The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from Georgia "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great- grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bed-wetters." "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by The Bill ...
         
     
    The Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by FISHHOG
    On 06/13/2000 7:24 PM CDT with 19 comments


    warroom.com ^ | 2000 | Lewis Napper is running for the U.S. Senate this year
    We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other liberal, commie, pinko bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No ...
         
     
    The Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by MrChips
    On 03/07/2000 12:26 PM CST with 3 comments


    bouncing around Internet in e-mail
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS.... We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional and other liberal bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a ...
         
     
    Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by GT88
    On 02/26/2000 1:23 PM CST with 3 comments


    Thought you might find these a bit more honest....and humorous BILL OF no RIGHTS We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of a debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. Article I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by Taxman
    On 11/17/1999 11:07 AM CST with 5 comments


    Unknown | Attributed to Georgia State Rep. Mitchell Kaye
    "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights. ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by djf
    On 10/24/1999 1:27 AM CDT


    net | unknown
    &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more idiots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional and other liberal, commie, pinko bedwetters. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by Pipe Dog
    On 09/24/1999 12:15 PM CDT


    unknown | Lewis W. Napper
    We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid anymore riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt- free liberty to ourselves and our great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other folks who don't quite get it. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill ...
         
     
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by truthkeeper
    On 07/17/1999 1:52 PM CDT


    Unknown | Lewis Napper
    Hello. This is my first post here on Free Republic. My name is Truthkeeper’sLilGirl, and I am 14 years old. I enjoy talking about politics and current events with my mother and even a few friends (one of whom is Taiwanese!). Please tell me how I did. BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of Justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more ...
         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by NJJohn
    On 07/05/1999 9:42 PM CDT


    Somewhere on the Web | Unknown | Unknown
    The Bill of No Rights We, the sensible of the of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to obtain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other liberal, commie, pinko bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim ...
         
     
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by Spirit_Explorer
    On 07/04/1999 3:06 PM CDT


    State Representative Mitchell Kaye from Cobb County, GA
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! you may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the World is full of idiots, and probably always will be. ARTICLE III: You do not have ...
         
     
    The Bill of NO Rights ^
          Posted by Paul Cruce
    On 06/26/1999 10:37 PM CDT


    State Representative Mitchell Kaye, GA
    Following is a message I have been sending to the Demoncraps regarding the Bill of NO Rights. "Bill of NO Rights" The following was written by State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. You may find it interesting: "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whinny, guilt-ridden, deluded, ...
         
     
    Bill of no rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    The Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill of no rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST with 1 comment

         
     
    Bill of No Rights (Humor) ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill Of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    The Bill of no Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill of No Rights (repost) ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    The BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    The Bill of NO Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    The Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    Bill of No Rights ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
     
    We Need A <I>BILL OF NO RIGHTS<I/> ^
          Posted by (Unknown)
    On 12/31/1969 6:00 PM CST

         
  • Bill of No Rights

    11/25/2002 5:25:49 PM PST · 10 of 15
    wienerdog.com to My2Cents
    Look. I'm not the posting police. If I were, I'd be filing about two dozen complaints a day. But 43 times? Come on. That's 19 more times than the infamous "Bad American" for G-d's sake. 43 times. That's probably the all-time record for duplicate posts! It seems like that calls for, if not an apology, at least not getting snippy about it when someone points it out to you.
  • Bill of No Rights

    11/25/2002 4:41:21 PM PST · 4 of 15
    wienerdog.com to My2Cents
    Wow -- did you know a search reveals that this has already been posted 43 times? It seemed like only about 30 times until I DID A SEARCH.
  • Everybody turn to Foxnews!

    11/20/2002 12:43:21 PM PST · 46 of 256
    wienerdog.com to Lassiter
    nah, he's just the guy who writes the labels for Dr. Bonner's Peppermint Soap.
  • Muslim Rioters Burn Down Nigeria Newspaper Over Article

    11/20/2002 11:51:02 AM PST · 23 of 23
    wienerdog.com to Bobby777
    Geez, what idiots these Mooselimbs are... Hang on, I have to answer the door...Arrrgh!
  • Xerox Cuts More Than 2,400 Jobs

    11/19/2002 7:51:14 PM PST · 21 of 24
    wienerdog.com to Old Professer
    Oh my. I just read the entire feral cat thread. I'm afraid I'm going to be on pills all night.
  • Crude contest causes crime (Hold muh rear!)

    11/19/2002 5:46:53 AM PST · 12 of 24
    wienerdog.com to Guillermo
    Emmanuel Nieves, 23, of the 400 block of Mountain Lake Road, Great Meadows, allegedly used a knife to slash the face, ear and cheek...

    It sounds like they were in the process of resolving the dispute and then this had to happen.

  • Crude contest causes crime (Hold muh rear!)

    11/19/2002 5:42:33 AM PST · 8 of 24
    wienerdog.com to Guillermo
    New Jersey, where else?
  • Powell Wants More Muslims in U.S.

    11/19/2002 5:02:08 AM PST · 17 of 60
    wienerdog.com to rambo316
    Powell said the United States also is committed to enhancing understanding by building hope.

    Yeah, that'll be nice. SPEW!

  • FBI: Al-Qaeda Planning 'Spectacular' Attacks

    11/15/2002 7:10:17 AM PST · 4 of 17
    wienerdog.com to Tumbleweed_Connection
    Oh man, if they try something like that, look out Mooselimbs! No PC f'ing around next time...
  • DEMS: BLAME THE VOTERS

    11/15/2002 5:13:42 AM PST · 6 of 6
    wienerdog.com to kattracks
    I too really appreciate the early-morning news digest your posts provide. Thanks!

    Question, though: why did you excerpt the NYP? We can post them in their entirety, can't we? Please let me know.

  • Teen Burned Trying To Re-create 'Jackass' Stunt

    11/11/2002 12:59:00 PM PST · 15 of 90
    wienerdog.com to redbaiter
    Dangit, you beat me to it while I was finding my chemistry book.
  • Teen Burned Trying To Re-create 'Jackass' Stunt

    11/11/2002 12:57:22 PM PST · 10 of 90
    wienerdog.com to Shermy
    I wonder how many degrees Kelvin alcohol burns at?

    I think K = 273.15 + C, if that helps.

  • "Shape-Shifters" Invade New Mexico!

    11/08/2002 8:49:48 AM PST · 24 of 57
    wienerdog.com to CougarGA7
    How to Become a Shifter or WereWolf

    How does one become a Shifter??? Well, I don't know!

    But there are a number of theorys and guidelines, and I will present them here. Please use your common sense when thinking about doing any of these excercises and if you are a child or underage, {You shouldn't be able to get here if you are a child or underage} show this to your parents and ask them permission.

    DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for anyone who trys any of these things and causes a problem, I am not advising anyone to do any of these things, I am only presenting excercises which are reputed to be helpful in Shifterism as a source of information for persons interested in WereCreatures. Meaning: if you do any of this and get hurt, don't blame me.

    Note: The excercises commonly practiced by Shifters are variations of these excercises, but everyone does things a little differently. Also instinct often leads Shifters to things that they need to do for their inner animal (such as taking a camping trip at a certain time when their animal really needs it). WARNING: ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS DO NOT MIX WITH MEDITATION OR TRANCE STATES, THEY TEND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE AND CAN EASILY RESULT IN THE WORST "BAD TRIPS" IN EXISTANCE

    Excercise #1 Go to your library and check out a whole bunch of books on animals, especially the cat family, (Housecats, Tigers, Leopards, Panthers, Lynxes, Others) the dog family(Wolves, Foxes, Coyotes, Jackals, Dogs,Others) and Bears. Check out some on Hyenas, Badgers, Weasels, Crows, Ravens, Hawks, Owls, and Eagles too. Also, if there is an animal that you've always really liked or been obsessed with, check out books on that animal too. All of these books should be books with many color photographs of the animals, preferably in the Wild, not in pens or as pets. Look at all the photographs carefully, and think about what it might feel like to physically be those animals. Think about where they live, what they do, slinking through the grass, sleeping in the open air, napping in the sun on a rock, rolling in the dust for a dust bath, slipping through the scrubland in the dark of night in the cool night air.

    Excercise #2 Find a live representation of your animal, if possible. Go to the zoo (with good binoculars) and watch various animals that might be your species for a long time, looking at them close-up with binoculars if need be. Watch how they move, how they get up and lay down.

    Excercise #3 For this excercise, meditate, as vividly as you can picture, being an animal. Try to picture the physical sensations as good as possible, such as the feel of soft mud on the pads of your paws.

    Excercise #4 Watch nature documentaries on TV that have lots of videos of your animal in the Wild. Watch your fellow Wolves (or whatever animals) frolic and do Wolf things and daydream about being there.

    Excercise #5 This is one of the most important excercises. You really need to, as a Shifter, have access to a Wild area, however small, and go walking there alone from time to time. Remember, not all wild areas are safe to walk alone in. Be careful.

  • ‘This is the worst night I have had’ (--Daschle)

    11/06/2002 1:19:47 PM PST · 34 of 62
    wienerdog.com to jwalburg

    I am allowing myself ONE day of gloating.
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Democratic Sen. Johnson Wins in S.D. (By 527 fraudulent? votes)

    11/06/2002 11:01:21 AM PST · 86 of 96
    wienerdog.com to John Robertson
    And I mean all this with the greatest possible respect

    LOL -- that's above and beyond the call. :)

    My understanding is that no one reads email to the gubmint - and I hate to see people's eloquence end up in the bit bucket. I've heard this several times from people who should know. Phone calls, faxes and snail mail, in that order, will do the job, though. Much, much more effective, especially snail mail.

  • Democratic Sen. Johnson Wins in S.D. (By 527 fraudulent? votes)

    11/06/2002 10:31:20 AM PST · 72 of 96
    wienerdog.com to John Robertson
    I just sent this email to Senator Lott. Then to my two Pennsylvania Senators (Specter and Santorum). I'm going to spend the rest of the day contacting Republicans and the RNC, DEMANDING that they don't wimp out on this.

    Could you tell me what on Earth makes you think anyone is going to read your email to Senators, Representatives, etc.? What an insane waste of freaking time. Hey! Guess what? Senator Lott is not sitting at his desk checking email as it comes in. Sheesh.

  • SoreLoserman 2002 (Post your Democrat Whines Here - MASK THEIR PROFANITIES PLEASE)

    11/06/2002 6:02:56 AM PST · 62 of 110
    wienerdog.com to FreeTally
    Looks like DU actually scooped us here...

    ProgressiveOne (22 posts) Nov-06-02, 08:58 AM (ET)

    ABC TV Says Johnson Loses to Thune by about 200 votes. Senator Daschle says a recount is almost certain. God, I hope so!

  • SoreLoserman 2002 (Post your Democrat Whines Here - MASK THEIR PROFANITIES PLEASE)

    11/06/2002 4:48:23 AM PST · 21 of 110
    wienerdog.com to YourAdHere
    I took a quick stroll over to DU, and I really liked this one:

    3. Migraine Rant
    LAST EDITED ON Nov-06-02 AT 05:16 AM (ET)

    All you stupid f***ing Freepers stole my f***ing country and I want it back in one f***ing piece, motherf***ers. I hate each and every one of you and can hardly wait to see you reap what you have sown. It's gonna rain down hard on the stupid and poorly educated, and that's you, freeperbuddies. If I didn't have to live here while it happened, I'd be f***ing overjoyed to see you getting the Bush* Miracle shoved up your unlubricated a**es.

    On edit: I didn't say "f***" nearly enough, motherf***ers

  • EXIT POLLS REVELAED (DRUDGE SIREN)

    11/05/2002 12:51:26 PM PST · 7 of 19
    wienerdog.com to TankerKC
    There's no clue to be had yet - he's just got the siren up.
  • Four felony charges are filed against Seattle police officer

    11/04/2002 6:07:11 PM PST · 7 of 8
    wienerdog.com to *Wod_list
    Sooooooie!
  • 11/3 Zogby Poll Final Numbers (Some Shockers)

    11/03/2002 12:38:55 PM PST · 218 of 304
    wienerdog.com to ForGod'sSake
    POA had GW ahead for a long time - maybe two months - by 2-3 points, then opened up in the last two weeks until, during the last week, they had GW by 7-9 points. I remember it well - I made an ass of myself with my predictions of a Republican landslide.
  • Cookies from Drudge or FreeRepublic?

    11/01/2002 5:42:04 PM PST · 16 of 89
    wienerdog.com to KingKongCobra
    All he has to do is set a bookmark for FreeRepublic and access it that way instead of linking in from Drudge...
  • Straight Men Benefit from Homosexual Label

    11/01/2002 9:45:24 AM PST · 29 of 79
    wienerdog.com to ImaGraftedBranch
    I apologize for my response. I quit smoking today...and I have no business communicating with humans.
  • Straight Men Benefit from Homosexual Label

    11/01/2002 9:28:41 AM PST · 9 of 79
    wienerdog.com to ImaGraftedBranch
    90% of all women have had at least one sexual encounter with a homosexual man? With another woman, Einstein. Geez.
  • Parents in Filthy Home Arrested, Face Charges of Child Neglect

    10/30/2002 6:32:36 PM PST · 2 of 7
    wienerdog.com to Dakmar
    What wuz you sayin' about Illinois people?
  • MEDIA MUSLIM MAKEOVERS! (Ann Coulter)

    10/30/2002 4:52:27 PM PST · 4 of 15
    wienerdog.com to AnnaZ
    While we're on the subject of names: Whateve happened to Julianne Malveaux? Hmmm?
  • RIP, FREE REPUBLIC, ANOTHER CONSERVATIVE WEB SITE GETS OVER RUN BY THE RATS!?

    10/30/2002 10:31:35 AM PST · 3 of 95
    wienerdog.com to Grampa Dave
    stop the threads that devour bandwidth like Freeper of the Day, the Daily Dose and other nice threads

    Would it help if people stopped posting idiotic vanity threads (which, until the quality of discouse here went to hell about a year ago, would have been deleted summarily)?

  • ANGRY WHITE LONER IN VAN STILL ON THE LOOSE, PROFILERS WARN

    10/28/2002 6:41:27 AM PST · 20 of 55
    wienerdog.com to cajungirl
    This is a joke, right??

    Heavens, no. Better stock up on canned goods now, while you still can.

  • I Don't Hear Any Love There

    10/26/2002 3:45:29 PM PDT · 11 of 21
    wienerdog.com to Vidalia
    LOL! I'm sorry about correcting your spelling, but I couldn't resist. Thanks for being a good sport.
  • I Don't Hear Any Love There

    10/26/2002 3:31:15 PM PDT · 7 of 21
    wienerdog.com to Vidalia
    Um, no, it's spelled h-a-t-e-f-u-l-n-e-s-s.
  • ***PMSNBC: Gun Matches, two to be charged for 6 Murders tomorrow, two confessed to Priest***

    10/24/2002 5:22:35 PM PDT · 22 of 27
    wienerdog.com to Katie_Colic
    I have been thinking mooselimb cleric too. I think "priest" is the PC way of saying the same thing. Disgusting, eh? You can slander priests all day, but hands off the imams. On a more positive note, the imam did turn them in.
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 3:46:24 PM PDT · 86 of 177
    wienerdog.com to VaBthang4
    I jumped in to be helpful. The examples you were asking for were right in front of your face. Goodbye.
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 3:44:55 PM PDT · 84 of 177
    wienerdog.com to ItisaReligionofPeace
    You're right. The picture alone is innocuous, until you find out what criminal scum it depicts. Then you find out it's a 41 year old sicko hanging around with a 17 year old kid, not his relative, and, for me at least, questions come up...
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 3:39:29 PM PDT · 74 of 177
    wienerdog.com to VaBthang4
    Perhaps I would not. I don't use that word. I never said there was such a thing as "homophobia", so you'll have to go somewhere else for your specific examples.
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 3:32:20 PM PDT · 68 of 177
    wienerdog.com to VaBthang4
    They were described in the sentence immediately following the excerpt you copied and pasted.
  • Brother (18) stabs sister (15) (honor-crime)

    10/24/2002 3:27:18 PM PDT · 7 of 29
    wienerdog.com to eniapmot
    Our diversity is our strength!
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 3:23:41 PM PDT · 58 of 177
    wienerdog.com to GovernmentShrinker
    Yeah, there is always that...
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 3:23:11 PM PDT · 56 of 177
    wienerdog.com to LisaFab
    Yes, he was detained by the INS and released in 2001 rather than being deported as the law requires. He was a stowaway on a cargo ship.
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 3:14:25 PM PDT · 50 of 177
    wienerdog.com to LisaFab
    That picture with Mo's arm around Malvo, with that giant grin on Malvo's face, is creepy in a way I can't put my finger on. Something about this "daddy" relationship is just nasty. I see a stupid yute eating up the companionship and approval of an older sicko, and I've been saying for weeks that there would be some sort of sexual component to this whole thing. BTW, in the JWR piece linked above, there's lots of information, but no mention of the father.
  • Are Mohammed/Malvo Snipers Gay For Each Other?

    10/24/2002 2:53:29 PM PDT · 19 of 177
    wienerdog.com to lady lawyer
    This has been setting my gaydar off too. Do you think the media would report it if it turned out to be true?
  • Medical pot patient prevails in court

    10/22/2002 7:08:29 PM PDT · 35 of 45
    wienerdog.com to HiTech RedNeck
    Do you have a source for any marijuana-induced heart attacks or fatal cardiac arrhythmias?