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Police Nabbed My Dad Police Nabbed My Dad Police Nabbed My Dad Now he's in jail because he was so bad. Police Nabbed My Dad Police Nabbed My Dad Police Nabbed My Dad This is the worst Christmas we ever had. He's gonna stay in jail this Christmas We can't make his bail this Christmas Mom is mad as hell this Christmas 'cause he shouldn't have stolen that car!

Hang down your head Tom Daschle Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head Tom Daschle Kiss your senate seat goodbye. I was a senate leader I thought I was immune to any election upsets But then I met John Thune. repeat chorus Down at the reservation They all vote twice for me Except the dear departed They cast theirs endlessly. repeat chorus Oh how I'll miss the senate And my friend Hillary I guess the chief obstructionist Will be Ted Kennedy repeat chorus About this time tomorrow Reckon where I'll be Back in South Dakota Watching C-Span...

Sung to the tune of "Beat It" My name's Teresa and I'm richer than God I'm a loose cannon, I'm a lightning rod So vote for John or you're a crazy dirtwad And shove it - just shove it! My second husband really knows how to talk When he's elected all the lame will walk. So vote for Johnny now and if you dare balk Then shove it - just shove it! Chorus Shove it, shove it! I should have stayed above it! I'm sick of scumbags and the fast food joints Can't stand those idiots with their talking points...

I sell various items on ebay, and I had an anti Kerry bumper sticker for sale. Ebay has a form that potential buyers can used to send questions to sellers. Someone sent me this message through the form: Wow...you're an idiot. And a liar. :) Just thought you should know. Have a great weekend, war-monger lover! Being the curious sort, I looked at the ebay ID to see what the person had been buying or selling. The person had been selling very expensive model horses worth hundreds of dollars each. From various writings on the sellers pages I concluded that...

Old Dan Rather (Sung to the tune of Old Dan Tucker) Old Dan Rather is a fine news man Gets news tips from a garbage can Gets fake docs from Abilene Thinks the Prez is Martin Sheen So get out the way old Dan Rather Don't want to hear your blather CBS is down and Fox is cooking Old Dan Rather just standing there looking!

Check out this spoof tabloid news site. http://saltlick.homestead.com

This is a parody about the Texas Democrats who fled to Oklahoma because they couldn't have their way on redistricting.

Lynching is alive and well in the 21st century, and in America. Only we are calling it by another name. Around 70 years ago, people would no more hesitate to take their children to watch a lynching than they would hesitate to take them to the circus. It was all the same back then - just an afternoon's entertainment. So what if someone was savagely tortured and then died? They all knew that the one being killed was somehow "not really quite human". That made it OK. Most everyone condoned it, and that made it feel very normal. But now, ...

Click the link above for some great comic relief! Laugh and sing with Bongo Bush, Calypso Colin, and Bouncing Bin Laden!

Dear Osama, Thank you for launching the terrorist attacks on our country. As far as we're concerned, you and your associates are most welcome to come back anytime and do as you wish. Don't worry about us - we won't try to stop you. As a matter of fact, I'm sure you would be proud of our efforts on your behalf! We have protested in the streets against any efforts to hinder your campaign. We have burned flags, we have denounced our nation and our president, and we have attempted to intimidate those who advocate bringing you to justice (or ...

In the wake of the horrific attacks of September 11, many people find their feelings of sadness and shock mixed with anger and calls for war. But war would be horribly wrong for at least five reasons. 1. Guilt hasn't yet been proven. 2. War would violate International Law. 3. War would be unlikely to eliminate those responsible for the September 11 attacks. 4. Huge numbers of innocent people will die. 5. War will reduce the security of U.S. citizens.