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Impeachment glee, impeachment glee Our legislative branch is Trying to hide impeachment glee ‘Cause that’s what Nancy’s stance is We heard Trump’s call in summertime And snowed our base that it’s a crime We need to hide impeachment glee So we don’t get dirty glances Impeachment glee, impeachment glee Let’s pray so we look somber The press is buying this, he he Could they be any dumber? We said Trump’s ask was a demand Just like a gangster, oh how grand The press denies impeachment glee But Trump, he has our number Impeachment glee, impeachment glee Trump’s words we are...

To the tune of “You’re so Vain” You walked into the party To see what April Ryan would talk about You strategically set up out of the way To take your video and then to get out You had an invitation to be there So you weren’t expecting a rout But April thinks she’s a queen, so she said “go get ‘em partner, go get ‘em partner” and You're in pain You probably think it’s wrong that he beat you You're in pain I'll bet you think think it’s wrong that he beat you Don't you? Don't you? Oh, they...

Socialist Hucksters (To the tune of “Officer Krupke”) Trump: Dear kindly Special Counsel You gotta understand It's just a phony dossier That got this out of hand The FBI were flunkies The Democrats are skunks Golly Moses, that’s why I got punked Gee, Counselor Mueller, I’m very upset I never got the rights that those accused are supposed to get I ain’t no colluder, And I’ve understood The Deep State has been up to no good They’re no good They’re no good, they’re no good They’re no earthly good We all know the Deep State is no good Mueller: (Spoken)...

In honor of Covington’s Nick Sandmann, and sung to the tune of Mr. Sandman. ——————- Mr. Sandmann, bring him a drum (bung, bung, bung, bung) Played by a lefty, who’s especially dumb (bung, bung, bung, bung) Give him fake news, and make up a meme (bung, bung, bung, bung) Then have all your allies sing an anti-Trump theme Sandmann, he was so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung) Until we saw the full vid and the true news got shown (bung, bung, bung, bung) Please let’s replay that DC scene Mr. Sandmann, bring your legal team. Mr. Sandmann, he wouldn’t back...

A House Party Seen By No One (To tune of House of the Rising Sun) There is a gal going to DC To recall that is wasn't much fun To get drunk and throw up on her jeans At a house party seen by no one She says she was 15 years old But doesn't know what year that was Math is hard for drunk liberal girls At a house party seen by no one At 50 she's over her drunken haze And since she so hates Trump She now remembers Brett Kavanaugh's gaze Who she hopes the Senate will...

Here's a gif I just made to parody the CNN Apple/Banana Ad on Spy vs. Informant. Enjoy and share as you desire.

President Donald Trump briefly threatened to veto a giant spending bill on Friday and then reluctantly signed it to keep the military funded. The lack of funding for a border wall with Mexico is likely one of the president’s biggest frustrations. Trump mentioned the wall when he threatened to veto the bill. The $1.3 trillion budget includes just $1.6 billion for wall construction along the southern border, far short of the $25 billion needed to accomplish Trump’s signature campaign promise. To make matters worse, the spending bill specifically prohibits Trump from building the kind of wall he wants. The president...

Crooked Hillary, Low-Energy Jeb, Very Fake News - we've all seen Trump masterfully take down his opponents by re-branding them with names like these. And yet for some reason, as it relates to one of his major campaign promises, he has not yet used this effective tool against the label of "Obamacare" - which arguably serves the purposes of the left by associating "caring" with not only that horrific law, but with all things "Obama". So I propose that Trump and folks on the right start calling this law some other fitting name. Here are a few of my own...

Will the citizens living in any town or city in the US ever need to take up arms to defend themselves? Probably not, just as you'll probably never need to drive your car at 100 miles per hour because you're being chased by someone who is trying to drive you off the road - and yet it's nice to know your car could go that fast ... just in case. Now imagine for the moment that you lived somewhere that the local residents were in a fight for their life against an invading force, and that the resources of the...

Here is the relevant excerpt related to Sessions' correct assertion that he did not have to answer questions about confidential presidential conversations (unless pursuant to a subpoena in a case involving criminal charges, I believe): ============================================================ "...While the considerations that support the concept and assertion of exec­utive privilege apply to any congressional request for information, the privilege itself need not be claimed formally vis-à-vis Congress except in response to a lawful subpoena; in responding to a congressional request for information, the executive branch is not necessarily bound by the lim­its of executive privilege. Executive privilege is constitutionally based. To be...

Lyin' Ted. Little Marco, Low Energy Jeb, Crooked Hillary - names Trump used with great effect to tag his adversaries. Now we all know he's been holding back on Obama, and for strategic reasons may continue to hold back through Inauguration Day. However, as it's likely Obama will break tradition be trying to insert himself into presidential politics after leaving office as a leading voice of the opposition, then we can all look forward to the day when Trump starts hitting back as only he can, which will naturally include his trademark use of an all important nickname. So what...

"Lizzie Warren" To the Tune of Lizzie Borden as performed by The Chad Mitcell Trio here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-b5HyuDM9c Yesterday in Massachussets, they took Lizzie aside Since they needed her on Twitter, defending Clinton's pride So Lizzen Warren started tweeting like she had an axe to grind Don't worry, she's not Weiner, so no pics of her behind ‘Cause you can’t tweet your privates up in Massachusetts Not even if it’s planned as a surprise No, you can’t tweet your privates up in Massachusetts You know how neighbors love to criticize She sat down on her sofa and for some courage poured...

Leftist, aggressive, disruptive protestors show up at a Trump rally - who will certainly be supporting Hillary, assuming she gets nominated - and somehow the media gets away with implying that the violence initiated and caused by those disruptions is a reflection on Trump and his supporters who stood up to those leftist bullies, rather than on disrupters themselves, who came to those rallies looking to cause trouble. Imagine for a moment if a right-wing protestor at a Hillary rally kept shoving his way to the the front, shouting, name calling, and refusing to comply with non-violent attempts to have...

So based on the criteria for the 3rd debate, it's possible we may be down to only 6, since if those polling near 3% now drop below a 3% average for 9/17 to 10/21 (which seems likely) then they are OUT! And since they should still be arranging where each one stands based on polls - the we should expect to see Bush move from center stage (top two) to the third (and hopefully) bottom tier (5th and 6th). So then the visual that results will be really bad for Jebby, as all will notice that the one the media...

So until any other legislative victories can be won by the Pro-Life movement, how about this (which some may already do) movement: We ARE pro-choice when it comes to with whom we choose to associate - and if YOU choose to have an abortion, then we want NOTHING to do with you. Is there any legal reason that would stop employers from hiring someone who has had an abortion? Or from asking that question on an employment application? Or from having them sign an employment agreement with a morals clause that includes getting an abortion as a reason for termination?...

To the tune of "Go Down Moses" When Israel was in America’s land Watch the Democrats go The president this he could not stand Watch the Democrats go Hold your noses It stinks here in America’s land Obama told them to follow So watch the Democrats go The faithful will stay to hear the news Let my people speak The leader of Israel, respect his views Let my people speak Hold your noses It stinks here in Democrat land Obama told them to follow So watch the radicals freak As Israel stood at the partisan divide Let my people live...

It's not just deportation policy. As I described in a recent feature, Obama has effectively modified or refused to enforce key provisions of laws ranging from the Affordable Care Act to No Child Left Behind. He really has expanded the scope of executive power in some novel ways. So at a moment when many liberals are cheering Obama for taking action on deportation policy, it's worth considering how future Republican presidents could use these precedents to their own ends. Several commentators have been floating various possibilities about how the GOP could take advantage of those powers in ways Democrats would...

Maybe the best way to fight the Obama power grab is to show how it opens up the floodgates. So maybe all the GOP candidates should now start talking about what executive orders they would impose. After all, if we establish the precedent that the POTUS can flout the will of Congress by using EO's, then we would naturally start expecting presidents to use that to pursue their agenda, and we would want to know in advance for which issues they would likely consider using that new found power. So let's put that out there! If this precedent gets established,...

Everyone's talking about what Congress might be able to do to fight Obama's recent executive order, but I was wondering whether any of the Red states could do something at the state level. For example, Hawaii's used to have a residency requirement for anyone who wanted to work in that state, which got thrown out because it put an unconstitutional restraint on the right of citizens to freely travel between the states. But such protection is not afforded to non-citizens. So how about a residency requirement that said only those who were qualified to work in the country - under...

Are you a "believer" a "denier" ... or an "agnostic"? When you put together a large group of people who are all certain that they can predict what will happen 100 years from now, a group that demonizes those who stray even a little from their beliefs, a group claiming that if everyone follows them, we will be saved, but if they don't we will be doomed - then in most cases, that group is called a religion. Like most religions, this group also elevates the importance of mankind, so much so that humans are viewed as having more power...