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  • In pictures: Climate change could make red hair a thing of the past if Scotland gets sunnier

    07/06/2014 6:09:06 PM PDT · by BBell · 43 replies
    A DNA expert has has made the bold claim that ginger hair gene could die out if Scotland climate improves. REDHEADS could become extinct as Scotland gets sunnier, experts have claimed. The gene that causes red hair is thought to be an evolutionary response to the lack of sun in Scotland. Redhead colouring allows people to get the maximum vitamin D from what little sun there is. Only one to two per cent of the world’s population has red hair but in Scotland the figure is about 13 per cent, or 650,000 people.
  • This is the only thing I can think of when Obama says he does whatever he wants...

    02/12/2014 2:31:18 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    So Obama boasts that being President means he can do what he wants. When I heard that this was the first thing that popped in my head, (fans of South Park will definitely get this). Of course not everyone is well versed in this piece of Comedy Central cartoon history, for those interested in reference I embedded the video, circa 2001, at the original post here (as a bonus, see if you can remember what Cartman is referencing at the end of the clip).
  • Tonight, Cartman takes on Zimmerman

    10/09/2013 2:09:07 PM PDT · by Gefn · 15 replies
    Southpark Studios ^ | 10/09/2013 | Southpark Studios
    The world faces death, destruction, chaos and Eric Cartman in an all new episode of "South Park" titled "World War Zimmerman"
  • 'South Park' NSA surveillance spoof gets big ratings

    09/26/2013 7:08:15 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 28 replies
    Entertainment Weekly ^ | 9-26-13 | James Hibberd
    South Park. It’s the 17th season. And yet Wednesday night’s premiere delivered the animated comedy’s biggest rating in years. The Comedy Central hit came back to 4.3 million viewers across three telecasts, with the first airing delivering the most viewers for the show since 2011 and the highest young male demo ratings since 2010. The episode titled “Let Go, Let Gov” mocked the NSA’s mass surveillance scandal (clip below). In the episode, Cartman played the role of an Edward Snowden-style whistleblower who infiltrates the NSA and rants about privacy violations — yet can’t stop revealing his every thought online to...
  • South Park 5-18-11

    05/18/2011 7:10:18 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 23 replies
    southparkstudios.com ^ | 5-18-11 | Parker and Stone
    Featured Clip Preview: I'm In Trouble Again? Cartman may have gone too far this time.
  • All New South Park. 1412 :"Mysterion Rises"

    11/03/2010 4:04:52 PM PDT · by Eric Blair 2084 · 57 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | 11/3/2010 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    The Coon comes face-to-face with Cthulhu in an all-new episode of South Park titled, Mysterion Rises, premiering on Wednesday, November 3 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.
  • 'South Park' attacks Somalia and Susan Boyle [ARRRRR! mateys!]

    04/23/2009 2:29:48 AM PDT · by rabscuttle385 · 14 replies · 1,867+ views
    Cartman, under the impression that Somalia's pirates are the old walk-the-plank, eye-patch-wearing, skull-and-crossbones flying sort, dragooned a bunch of pals all the way around the world, only to find indigent North Africans wracked by disease and poverty. It was a fine South Park, complete with an excellent, profane pirate song ("We'll cut off your c--- and feed it to a croc"), and predictable but no less funny depictions of the French as pretentious cowards.
  • Horse goes nuts, then takes a bite [Cringe alert!]

    03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 52 replies · 1,561+ views
    AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.
  • South Park: Five Best Cartman Moments

    01/17/2009 4:42:23 PM PST · by chasio649 · 50 replies · 5,789+ views
    www.buddytv.com ^ | 1/15/09 | Glenn L. Diaz
    South Park's Eric Cartman is one of my favorite television characters, animated or otherwise. Don't get me wrong. I am not intolerant, foul-mouthed, bigoted, obese, selfish, and fond of hitting little stuff, such as gnomes, aliens, and little critters, with a stick. Apparently, though, I'm not the only one who likes the little fat kid. He was 10th on TV Guide's 2002 list of the “Top 50 Greatest Cartoon Characters” and the only South Park character to make it to the list (if you're curious, Bugs Bunny topped the list, followed by Homer Simpson, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Beavis and Butthead,...
  • Facebook 'Kick a Ginger' campaign prompts attacks on redheads

    11/23/2008 2:21:20 PM PST · by rabscuttle385 · 91 replies · 17,489+ views
    The Telegraph, London, UK ^ | 2008-11-23 | Matthew Moore
    The teenager behind a "Kick a Ginger" group on Facebook is being investigated by police after reports of attacks on redhead children. Nearly 5,000 people joined the online campaign which urged members to "get them steel toes ready" for a day of booting this week. The website appears to have been inspired by a recent episode of the cartoon South Park, in which a young character called Cartman describes people with red hair as evil and soulless. Dozens of children left messages on the page claiming to have carried out attacks on "National Kick a Ginger Day" on Thursday,...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Breast Cancer Show Ever - live thread!

    10/15/2008 7:08:39 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 48 replies · 2,893+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | October 15, 2008
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Breast Cancer Show Ever - live thread! Cartman messes with the wrong girl in all-new episode of “South Park” on Wednesday, October 15 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central. Cartman and Wendy Throw Down in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Breast Cancer Show Ever” premiering tonight, Wednesday, October 15 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Comedy Central. Wendy Gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can’t fight a boy...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - live thread!

    04/09/2008 9:13:27 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 91 replies · 334+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | April 9, 2008
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - live thread! Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system in an all-new episode of "South Park," premiering TONIGHT, Wednesday, April 9 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL. While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has...
  • Eric Cartman: America's Favorite Little $@#&*% (South Park character is 'interviewed'!)

    04/06/2008 9:29:07 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 22 replies · 615+ views
    NPR ^ | April 5, 2008 | Julie Rovner
    Eric Cartman is by far the most famous of the four foul-mouthed grade-schoolers who inhabit the cardboard-cutout town of South Park on Comedy Central. In fact, he ranked No. 10 on a TV Guide list of the Top 50 cartoon characters of all time...
  • South Park season 12 premiere tonight on Comedy Central - Tonsil Trouble - live thread!

    03/12/2008 9:19:13 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 61 replies · 1,735+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | March 12, 2008
    South Park season 12 premiere tonight on Comedy Central - Tonsil Trouble - live thread! Cartman’s routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong in an all-new episode of "South Park." Coming off record ratings in season 11 and the now infamous “Imaginationland” trilogy, “South Park” returns for its 12th season with seven all-new episodes beginning TONIGHT, Wednesday, March 12 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 12th season on iTunes, xBox LIVE and Amazon Unbox. The face of South Park could change forever when Eric Cartman is diagnosed...
  • "South Park" drops names, takes jabs

    11/11/2007 10:34:21 AM PST · by dynachrome · 10 replies · 101+ views
    Denver Post ^ | 11-11-07 | Bill Husted
    Kyle and Stan of "South Park" are living large with Colorado celebrities. In an episode that debuted last week, the boys break 100,000 points on "Guitar Hero" and become the toast of the town at a swank Denver pool party. "Dude, dude," says Stan. "That's Ron Zappolo from Channel 4 News!" "Wow," says Kyle. "Look over there. It's that Jake Jabs guy ..." In the kicking-a-guy-when-he's- (almost)-down department, there was this: "Dude, dude, that's Jay Cutler over there," says Stan. Cutler is laid out on a lawn chair, holding a beer, a woman standing on each side. "Nice to meet...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Le Petit Tourette - live thread!

    10/03/2007 7:47:04 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 76 replies · 2,192+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | October 3, 2007
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Le Petit Tourette - live thread! Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It's all a part of Cartman's master plan in an all-new episode of "South Park." Continuing in its 11th season and fresh off of an Emmy win for Best Animated Program, "South Park" returns with seven all-new episodes beginning TONIGHT, Wednesday, October 3 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. As a bonus, fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 11th season on iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and...
  • Hurricane Hugo?...Pfft!

    08/29/2007 7:25:40 AM PDT · by .cnI redruM · 2 replies · 354+ views
    RedState.Com ^ | 29 August, 2007 | .cnI redruM
    Just how bad is the odious Hugo Chavez? It’s a good question to ask. As an increasingly dictatorial and anti-democratic ruler of Venezuela, he certainly doesn’t want what’s in our best interests and he hasn’t been shy about criticizing our country and its current leadership. What needs to be sorted out is how much of this is posture and how much could be backed up with policy. Chavez styles himself the new Simon Bolivar. He claims he leads the Venezuelan people to freedom from the evil Colossus of The North. If Huey “The Kingfish” Long savvied the Spanish language, Hugo...
  • South Park: The Best of the Bleeping Best

    08/13/2007 6:54:36 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 35 replies · 1,047+ views
    PE.com ^ | Monday, August 13, 2007 | TODD VANDERWERFF
    South Park: The Best of the Bleeping Best Monday, August 13, 2007 By TODD VANDERWERFF The Press-Enterprise Picking the 10 best "South Park" episodes is hard work. But they pay us to do these things so you don't have to, so grab your Cheesy Poofs and join us for our chronological top 10. 'Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods' The early, wackier seasons of "South Park" aren't as good as the more satirical later years, but this episode (originally aired Sept. 2, 1998) turns on one of Cartman's ultimate temper tantrums and features very funny business at a...
  • 'South Park' leaves crude, rude stamp on TV after 10 years

    08/13/2007 6:54:13 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 13 replies · 694+ views
    PE.com ^ | Monday, August 13, 2007 | TODD VANDERWERFF
    'South Park' leaves crude, rude stamp on TV after 10 years Monday, August 13, 2007 By TODD VANDERWERFF The Press-Enterprise Until 10 years ago today, no one knew what a reference to killing Kenny meant, and most children on TV were sweet and mild-mannered. But on the night of Aug. 13, 1997, when "South Park" debuted on Comedy Central and became an instant hit, all of that changed. Now in its 11th season with another batch of new episodes arriving in October, "South Park" has gone from sensation to institution. Adam Simmons, a fan of the show who lives in...
  • Hippies' proud legacy: peace, love, activism

    06/21/2007 7:30:11 PM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 124 replies · 2,116+ views
    Baltimore Sun ^ | June 21, 2007 | Larry Atkins
    What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding? That's the question that we should be asking in light of the 40th anniversary of the Summer of Love. Hippie values and culture have been taking a beating over the past few years. However, while the hippie movement had its flaws, there is much about it that should be honored, cherished and celebrated.
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - "Cartman Sucks"!

    03/14/2007 8:38:12 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 79 replies · 2,619+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | March 14, 2007
    Can Butters "pray the gay away"? An all-new "South Park" premieres tonight, Wednesday, March 14 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central! Butters' dad does what any good father would do if he believed his son was bi-curious. When another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to "straighten him out." While Butters is at a special camp trying to "pray the gay away," Cartman realizes the joke is on him. Watch or download a clip from this new episode in production.
  • Next South Park: Can Butters "pray the gay away"?

    03/12/2007 12:49:00 PM PDT · by JohnSheppard · 36 replies · 2,031+ views
    From today's Comedy Central Press Release:Can Butters "pray the gay away"? An all-new "South Park" premieres on Wednesday, March 14 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central Butters' dad does what any good father would do if he believed his son was bi-curious in an all-new "South Park" entitled, "Cartman Sucks," premiering on Wednesday, March 14 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. When another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to "straighten him out." While Butters is at a special camp trying to "pray the gay away," Cartman realizes the joke is...
  • Loud and lewd but sweet underneath (South Park)

    12/14/2006 3:12:54 PM PST · by DogByte6RER · 29 replies · 1,472+ views
    TheAge.Com.AU ^ | December 14, 2006 | FRAZIER MOORE
    Loud and lewd but sweet underneath FRAZIER MOORE December 14, 2006 ONE reason South Park is so good is the united front, the shared vision, of co-creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. "Me and Matt love to argue," says Parker, "but in general our sense of humour is pretty much alike." "We never have that problem where I want something one way and he wants it another," Stone adds. "It never happens, and, when it does, we usually realise there was a flaw in the idea in the first place." As ever, their surrogates are Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman,...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central! - Go God Go XII!

    11/08/2006 8:36:11 AM PST · by EveningStar · 79 replies · 3,097+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | November 8, 2006
    Cartman's crank calling himself from the future in an all-new episode of "South Park" tonight, Wednesday, November 8 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central Cartman's stuck in a future where otters ride ostriches in an all-new "South Park" entitled, "Go God Go XII". Last week Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a hot, new, gaming device pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now he's stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo. Will Cartman find a...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central!

    10/11/2006 7:25:01 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 312 replies · 13,626+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | October 11, 2006
    Cartman exposes the truth behind 9/11 in an all-new episode of "South Park" tonight, Wednesday, October 11 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered. Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks in an all-new "South Park" entitled, "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce," premiering tonight, Wednesday, October 11 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. No one in South Park is safe from the people who are the real brains behind the 9/11 conspiracy. When Kyle and Stan hit the road in search of the truth, they come...
  • Post Eric Cartman's Million Dollar Homepage!

    08/17/2006 2:48:06 AM PDT · by Srirangan · 1 replies · 239+ views
    ust when you thought copies and clones of "The Million Dollar Homepage" were becoming a thing of the past, here comes ... Buy Cartman - Own a piece of Eric Cartman!Now.. this one is not like just another pixel site clone. Here Eric Cartman (a lead character in Comedy Central's South Park series) seems to be making parts of his body (headgear, face, eyes etc.) available either for hire or for complete sale. I guess one can trust only Cartman to do such a thing, he apparently doesn't want to sell Mister Kitty nor Kyle as he doesn't really want...
  • (South Park) Ad didn't take aim at Gibson

    08/02/2006 5:10:35 PM PDT · by Panerai · 23 replies · 969+ views
    LA Times ^ | 08/02/2006 | Lynn Smith
    "C'mon Jews," the ad exhorted, "show them who really runs Hollywood." Hint: It's not Mel Gibson.In Tuesday's full-page ad in Daily Variety, placed by Comedy Central, the answer is clear from the cartoon showing "South Park" characters next to the Scientology headquarters. ADVERTISEMENT Though the ad appears to be a humorous and timely takeoff on Gibson's widely reported tirade against Jews during last week's arrest in a drunk driving case, the timing is "pure coincidence," Comedy Central spokesman Tony Fox said Tuesday. In fact, the ad congratulates "South Park" on its Emmy nomination for the episode "Trapped in the Closet"...
  • Christians bristle at animated raunchiness: Cartoons often pick religion for ridicule

    05/13/2006 4:12:08 PM PDT · by Panerai · 49 replies · 1,261+ views
    Lexington Herald ^ | 05/13/2006 | Catherine Holahan
    The Virgin Mary and Jesus are the new stars of animated comedy. But many Christians aren't laughing. In the online premiere of Empire Square -- the adult cartoon that debuted on American cable last month -- the lead character receives a burn scar resembling the Blessed Mother. The mark becomes part of a get-rich-quick scheme involving a Christian rock band and masturbation-related stigmata. Another episode of the British cartoon, titled Passion of Richie, dubs Jesus the "gayest superhero ever." "People tend to fall back on these things when they can't think of anything else. They think, 'How can I create...
  • New South Park Wednesday: Tsst

    05/02/2006 3:49:21 AM PDT · by Panerai · 97 replies · 2,400+ views
    TsstOriginal air Date: 2006-05-03 When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
  • South Park: Manbearpig (Al Gore on global warming)

    04/27/2006 1:30:07 PM PDT · by Panerai · 34 replies · 8,871+ views
    TV Squad ^ | 04/27/2006 | Adam Finley
    God must really want those kids dead. -- South Park (S10E06) I'm like, totally cereal, guys. If nothing else, last night's episode proved that South Park is still an equal opportunity offender. In this episode, Al Gore comes to South Park to warn everyone about Manbearpig (read: global warming), a creature who is half man, half bear, and half pig. Or possibly half man and half bearpig. No one really knows for sure because Gore is apparently the only one who believes he exists. Al Gore is depicted as a crazed, friendless drifter who believes he's doing the right thing...
  • New South Park Episode Tonight: Manbearpig

    04/26/2006 4:22:46 AM PDT · by Panerai · 201 replies · 6,222+ views
    Manbearpig Original air Date: 2006-04-26 The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.
  • NEW South Park Tonight

    04/12/2006 8:35:04 AM PDT · by nhoward14 · 323 replies · 8,275+ views
    South PArk Studios ^ | 04/12/2006 | South Park Studios
    Cartoon Wars Part II Original air Date: 2006-04-12 After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of “Family Guy” determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
  • 'South Park' at it again

    04/12/2006 3:48:21 AM PDT · by Panerai · 40 replies · 2,391+ views
    Washington Times ^ | 04/12/2006
    Comedy Central's "South Park" never met an incendiary topic it couldn't tackle with itsquartet of preteen chums. So tonight's episode, which is sure to anger some religious groups, should come as no surprise. The second installment in a two-part episode, "Cartoon Wars, Part 2" (airing at 10) follows the growing tension on Fox's "The Family Guy" as the fellow animated series ponders whether to air animage of Muhammad. Any image of the prophet is considered sacrilegious to faithful Muslims, aswe saw recently during the riots over a series of Danish cartoons depicting Muhammad and terrorism themes.
  • South Park Next Episode: Cartoon Wars !!! Wed. 10PM

    04/02/2006 9:41:30 PM PDT · by Panerai · 5 replies · 478+ views
    Next Episode of South Park Revealed: Original air Date: 2006-04-05Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy."
  • ODE TO SOUTH PARK

    03/19/2006 10:13:13 PM PST · by TomAdkinsCC · 41 replies · 1,100+ views
    CommonConservative.com ^ | 3/15/06 | Tom Adkins
    Ode to Hypocrisy By the Comedy Central bigwigs (and Tom Adkins) Once, Comedy Central Was a network that stood tall South Park was unleashed, And man, did they have balls. South park lampooned big shots, and megastars who got fat They said a bunch of swear words Man, we LOVE when they do that! They attacked religion. And politicians, too Heck, they bitch-slapped everyone! In fact, we quite approved. But Suddenly, our braintrust Has our panties tied in knots They tweaked the Scientologists! Those dirty little snots! Sure, we let ‘em have fun. And even throw some slime! But don’t...
  • South Park 'grosser'

    03/10/2006 7:45:22 PM PST · by Panerai · 10 replies · 476+ views
    The animated television series South Park has got grosser over the years - but its creators are getting away with it. Hardly anyone raised an eyebrow five years ago when the show depicted the Islamic prophet Mohammed, co-creator Trey Parker told Time magazine. "We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making fun of themselves," said Parker, 36, as the show heads into its 10th season. The first season was much tamer than shows of late, said co-creator Matt Stone, 34. "None of the shows we've done...
  • South Park continues to push the envelope

    02/04/2006 3:38:16 AM PST · by Panerai · 118 replies · 2,941+ views
    The Rebel Yell ^ | 02/02/2006 | Alan Donahue
    Show celebrates ninth year, more controversial than ever beforeEric Theodore Cartman may be the smartest person alive. That's right, I said it. The foul-mouthed, overweight, rude 9-year-old and his three animated friends, Kenny, Kyle and Stan, have been through nine seasons of adventures on the hit Comedy Central show South Park, and their latest episodes have sparked more controversy than the show has seen before. But protesters are not looking past the gags and seeing what the episodes are really about. When the show premiered in August 1997, it sparked more controversy for the characters portrayed as juvenile children with...
  • Farrellys' "South Park" Smackdown

    12/15/2005 8:16:33 AM PST · by EveningStar · 38 replies · 1,258+ views
    Eonline ^ | December 14, 2005 | Josh Grossberg
    Is Cartman a crook? Peter and Bobby Farrelly, the gross-out gurus behind Dumb and Dumber and There's Something About Mary are accusing South Park masterminds Trey Parker and Matt Stone of ripping off a movie idea.
  • New South Park episode tonight - Ginger Kids

    11/09/2005 6:42:42 AM PST · by EveningStar · 32 replies · 9,194+ views
    This week on South Park: "Ginger Kids" Cartman suffers from Gingervitus in an all-new episode of South Park premiering Wednesday, November 9 at 10:00P.M. on Comedy Central In his classroom presentation, Cartman points to people with red hair, light skin and freckles as an inferior race in an all new episode of "South Park," entitled "Ginger Kids," premiering Wednesday, November 9 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Cartman thinks differently when, one morning, he himself wakes up with an advanced case of Gingervitus! Unable to endure being ostracized for his looks, he rallies all Ginger Kids everywhere to fight discrimination....
  • Nine seasons of crude comedy

    10/25/2005 1:58:41 PM PDT · by MikefromOhio · 116 replies · 2,970+ views
    Communist News Network (CNN) ^ | 25 October 2005 | APee
    NEW YORK (AP) -- With the political relevance of "The Daily Show" and the huge DVD sales (and subsequent hiatus) of "Chappelle's Show," it's easy to forget about that other Comedy Central show, "South Park." But Matt Stone and Trey Parker's crude cartoon began its ninth season last Wednesday -- and it remains the network's most-watched program. It is also, perhaps, still the most manic thing on TV, with entire episodes created just days before they air. With a ripped-from-the-headlines approach, it's the "Law & Order" of comedy. The first episode, "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow," tackles Hurricane...
  • New South Park episode tonight - Best Friends Forever

    03/30/2005 8:52:37 AM PST · by EveningStar · 117 replies · 3,288+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | March 30, 2005 | Staff
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central!Time: 10:00pm / 9 Central Rerun: Midnight / 11:00pm Central There may be other reruns. Check the Comedy Central schedule Episode 904: Best Friends Forever Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? From the Press Release: Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with the injustice in an all new episode of “South Park,” entitled “Best Friends Forever”...
  • "Die Hippie, Die!" South Park rips U of C and liberals

    03/17/2005 6:58:43 PM PST · by Andy from Beaverton · 48 replies · 1,574+ views
    03/17/05 | Andy from Beaverton
    Cartman warns the citizens of South Park that it will only be a matter of days before the town becomes the Hippie Capital of the World. No one will believe him until they find out the hippies plan to stage a weeklong music fest. The town has no choice but to turn to Cartman for help. He then puts his plan to eradicate his lifelong enemies in motion.
  • South Park Episode 902: Die, Hippies, Die

    03/16/2005 5:12:13 AM PST · by E Rocc · 94 replies · 4,278+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | March 16, 2005
    Episode 902: Die, Hippie, Die Original air Date: 2005-03-16 Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
  • Britain: A pig of a pigeon(monster pigeon)

    03/01/2005 9:22:30 PM PST · by TigerLikesRooster · 56 replies · 2,086+ views
    Daily Mail ^ | 03/01/05 | BILL MOULAND
    A pig of a pigeon by BILL MOULAND, Daily Mail 08:59am 1st March 2005 He flies through the air with the greatest of difficulty and the bird table gives an audible sigh when he lands on it. Meet Hercules, the bird who puts the pig in wood pigeon. Since he arrived in photographer Chris Balcombe's garden, none of the other wild birds has had a chance to sample the peanuts on offer. Hercules simply hoovers them up and sits there waiting for more. Mr Balcombe, 44, gave him his name because of his size, strength and the fact he...
  • VANITY: Should The Cartoon SOUTH PARK Be Banned And Its Supporters Deported To Spain?

    08/05/2004 7:00:53 PM PDT · by O.C. - Old Cracker · 431 replies · 11,316+ views
    O.C. - Old Cracker | August 05, 2004 | O.C. - Old Cracker
    While certainly not limited to the 20-30 something crowd, viewers of South Park tend to be the latchkey offspring of the infamous Baby Boomers. These children of MTV and video games have extremely limited attention spans and as a result are always moving from one experience to the next in hopes of finding fulfillment. Unfortunately, all they are finding in South Park is a wasteland.
  • Aliens (U F O'S ) are real ??

    05/13/2004 7:48:19 AM PDT · by Qaundry · 149 replies · 863+ views
    Yahoo News ^ | 05-13-04 | Quandry
    Just read a article on yahoo, and i was really shocked. It seems a couple days ago that the Mexican govt. has realised some pictures reaviling 'UFO'S'. I've been a skeptic unitll now, still am somewhat but this has shocked me. What you ask Just check out the Article link. Brief summary is that, the Mexican govt. has realised pics of Ufos that flew over their air space ?. Make sure to read the entire story and check out the slide show they have. Espically the second or third pic. Are UFO's Real ??????
  • South Park - New "Canadian Prime Minister" Revealed: Saddam Hussein

    12/17/2003 7:37:51 PM PST · by an amused spectator · 71 replies · 599+ views
    South Park ^ | 12/17/2003 | Those Whacksters at South Park
    The newest episode of South Park has Kyle's brother Ike being taken away by his Canadian parents, due to a decree by the "new Canadian prime minister". The boys embark on an Oz-like journey across Canada to change the prime minister's mind. I died laughing at the ending. They must have thought the plot line up in under 24 hours.
  • South Park 12/03/03 - anti-Rob Reiner & against the anti-smoking crowd.

    12/04/2003 6:32:06 AM PST · by af_vet_rr · 94 replies · 3,160+ views
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    After Representatives from the anti-smoking campaign do their song and dance for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
  • South Park Republicans

    09/07/2003 2:34:23 PM PDT · by Behind Liberal Lines · 48 replies · 587+ views
    Tech Central Station ^ | 10/07/2002 | By Stephen W. Stanton
    Picture a typical Republican. Perhaps you see images of George Bush, John Ashcroft, Ronald Reagan, or maybe even Alex P. Keaton. Basically, many people think Republicans are a bunch of stodgy white guys with money. Times are changing. The Republican A-list now includes Colin Powell, Christie Whitman, J.C. Watts, and Condoleeza Rice. Women and minorities have been making great strides in the party, but they generally dress, talk, and act like their predecessors. You are more likely to find them at a formal reception than a rock concert. If Republicans are so different from mainstream America, then who voted for...
  • Jefferson at South Park

    04/11/2003 12:21:24 PM PDT · by techcor · 3 replies · 160+ views
    Techcentral ^ | 04/11/2003 | By Stephen W. Stanton
    "You people who are for the war, you need the protesters. Because they make the country look like its made of sane caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag wavers. Because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft p#$%@ protesters, we'd get taken down in a second. That's why the Founding Fathers decided we should have both. It's called having your cake, and eating it, too." [expletive changed]