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  • South Park takes on Caitlyn Jenner and the PC police

    09/18/2015 7:42:45 AM PDT · by rktman · 27 replies ^ | 9/17/2015 | Jazz Shaw
    While we were entering hour 3 of Jake Tapper trying to bait candidates into slap fights with Trump, South Park was kicking off its new season by ripping on the social justice mafia. The premiere episode, which you can watch for free on Comedy’s Central site, opens with a jab at Bill Cosby’s expense to explain that the kids will now have a new school principal. PC Principal, as he’s called, is on a mission to bring South Park into the politically correct era of 2015, and he’s got no tolerance for intolerance, especially if that “intolerance” comes in the...
  • In pictures: Climate change could make red hair a thing of the past if Scotland gets sunnier

    07/06/2014 6:09:06 PM PDT · by BBell · 43 replies
    A DNA expert has has made the bold claim that ginger hair gene could die out if Scotland climate improves. REDHEADS could become extinct as Scotland gets sunnier, experts have claimed. The gene that causes red hair is thought to be an evolutionary response to the lack of sun in Scotland. Redhead colouring allows people to get the maximum vitamin D from what little sun there is. Only one to two per cent of the world’s population has red hair but in Scotland the figure is about 13 per cent, or 650,000 people.
  • This is the only thing I can think of when Obama says he does whatever he wants...

    02/12/2014 2:31:18 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    So Obama boasts that being President means he can do what he wants. When I heard that this was the first thing that popped in my head, (fans of South Park will definitely get this). Of course not everyone is well versed in this piece of Comedy Central cartoon history, for those interested in reference I embedded the video, circa 2001, at the original post here (as a bonus, see if you can remember what Cartman is referencing at the end of the clip).
  • Tonight, Cartman takes on Zimmerman

    10/09/2013 2:09:07 PM PDT · by Gefn · 15 replies
    Southpark Studios ^ | 10/09/2013 | Southpark Studios
    The world faces death, destruction, chaos and Eric Cartman in an all new episode of "South Park" titled "World War Zimmerman"
  • 'South Park' NSA surveillance spoof gets big ratings

    09/26/2013 7:08:15 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 28 replies
    Entertainment Weekly ^ | 9-26-13 | James Hibberd
    South Park. It’s the 17th season. And yet Wednesday night’s premiere delivered the animated comedy’s biggest rating in years. The Comedy Central hit came back to 4.3 million viewers across three telecasts, with the first airing delivering the most viewers for the show since 2011 and the highest young male demo ratings since 2010. The episode titled “Let Go, Let Gov” mocked the NSA’s mass surveillance scandal (clip below). In the episode, Cartman played the role of an Edward Snowden-style whistleblower who infiltrates the NSA and rants about privacy violations — yet can’t stop revealing his every thought online to...
  • South Park 5-18-11

    05/18/2011 7:10:18 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 23 replies ^ | 5-18-11 | Parker and Stone
    Featured Clip Preview: I'm In Trouble Again? Cartman may have gone too far this time.
  • All New South Park. 1412 :"Mysterion Rises"

    11/03/2010 4:04:52 PM PDT · by Eric Blair 2084 · 57 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | 11/3/2010 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    The Coon comes face-to-face with Cthulhu in an all-new episode of South Park titled, Mysterion Rises, premiering on Wednesday, November 3 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.
  • 'South Park' attacks Somalia and Susan Boyle [ARRRRR! mateys!]

    04/23/2009 2:29:48 AM PDT · by rabscuttle385 · 14 replies · 1,867+ views
    Cartman, under the impression that Somalia's pirates are the old walk-the-plank, eye-patch-wearing, skull-and-crossbones flying sort, dragooned a bunch of pals all the way around the world, only to find indigent North Africans wracked by disease and poverty. It was a fine South Park, complete with an excellent, profane pirate song ("We'll cut off your c--- and feed it to a croc"), and predictable but no less funny depictions of the French as pretentious cowards.
  • Horse goes nuts, then takes a bite [Cringe alert!]

    03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 52 replies · 1,561+ views
    AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.
  • South Park: Five Best Cartman Moments

    01/17/2009 4:42:23 PM PST · by chasio649 · 50 replies · 5,789+ views ^ | 1/15/09 | Glenn L. Diaz
    South Park's Eric Cartman is one of my favorite television characters, animated or otherwise. Don't get me wrong. I am not intolerant, foul-mouthed, bigoted, obese, selfish, and fond of hitting little stuff, such as gnomes, aliens, and little critters, with a stick. Apparently, though, I'm not the only one who likes the little fat kid. He was 10th on TV Guide's 2002 list of the “Top 50 Greatest Cartoon Characters” and the only South Park character to make it to the list (if you're curious, Bugs Bunny topped the list, followed by Homer Simpson, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Beavis and Butthead,...
  • Facebook 'Kick a Ginger' campaign prompts attacks on redheads

    11/23/2008 2:21:20 PM PST · by rabscuttle385 · 91 replies · 17,489+ views
    The Telegraph, London, UK ^ | 2008-11-23 | Matthew Moore
    The teenager behind a "Kick a Ginger" group on Facebook is being investigated by police after reports of attacks on redhead children. Nearly 5,000 people joined the online campaign which urged members to "get them steel toes ready" for a day of booting this week. The website appears to have been inspired by a recent episode of the cartoon South Park, in which a young character called Cartman describes people with red hair as evil and soulless. Dozens of children left messages on the page claiming to have carried out attacks on "National Kick a Ginger Day" on Thursday,...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Breast Cancer Show Ever - live thread!

    10/15/2008 7:08:39 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 48 replies · 2,893+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | October 15, 2008
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Breast Cancer Show Ever - live thread! Cartman messes with the wrong girl in all-new episode of “South Park” on Wednesday, October 15 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central. Cartman and Wendy Throw Down in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Breast Cancer Show Ever” premiering tonight, Wednesday, October 15 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Comedy Central. Wendy Gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can’t fight a boy...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - live thread!

    04/09/2008 9:13:27 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 91 replies · 334+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | April 9, 2008
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - live thread! Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system in an all-new episode of "South Park," premiering TONIGHT, Wednesday, April 9 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL. While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has...
  • Eric Cartman: America's Favorite Little $@#&*% (South Park character is 'interviewed'!)

    04/06/2008 9:29:07 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 22 replies · 615+ views
    NPR ^ | April 5, 2008 | Julie Rovner
    Eric Cartman is by far the most famous of the four foul-mouthed grade-schoolers who inhabit the cardboard-cutout town of South Park on Comedy Central. In fact, he ranked No. 10 on a TV Guide list of the Top 50 cartoon characters of all time...
  • South Park season 12 premiere tonight on Comedy Central - Tonsil Trouble - live thread!

    03/12/2008 9:19:13 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 61 replies · 1,735+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | March 12, 2008
    South Park season 12 premiere tonight on Comedy Central - Tonsil Trouble - live thread! Cartman’s routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong in an all-new episode of "South Park." Coming off record ratings in season 11 and the now infamous “Imaginationland” trilogy, “South Park” returns for its 12th season with seven all-new episodes beginning TONIGHT, Wednesday, March 12 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 12th season on iTunes, xBox LIVE and Amazon Unbox. The face of South Park could change forever when Eric Cartman is diagnosed...
  • "South Park" drops names, takes jabs

    11/11/2007 10:34:21 AM PST · by dynachrome · 10 replies · 101+ views
    Denver Post ^ | 11-11-07 | Bill Husted
    Kyle and Stan of "South Park" are living large with Colorado celebrities. In an episode that debuted last week, the boys break 100,000 points on "Guitar Hero" and become the toast of the town at a swank Denver pool party. "Dude, dude," says Stan. "That's Ron Zappolo from Channel 4 News!" "Wow," says Kyle. "Look over there. It's that Jake Jabs guy ..." In the kicking-a-guy-when-he's- (almost)-down department, there was this: "Dude, dude, that's Jay Cutler over there," says Stan. Cutler is laid out on a lawn chair, holding a beer, a woman standing on each side. "Nice to meet...
  • New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Le Petit Tourette - live thread!

    10/03/2007 7:47:04 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 76 replies · 2,192+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | October 3, 2007
    New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - Le Petit Tourette - live thread! Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It's all a part of Cartman's master plan in an all-new episode of "South Park." Continuing in its 11th season and fresh off of an Emmy win for Best Animated Program, "South Park" returns with seven all-new episodes beginning TONIGHT, Wednesday, October 3 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. As a bonus, fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 11th season on iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, and...
  • Hurricane Hugo?...Pfft!

    08/29/2007 7:25:40 AM PDT · by .cnI redruM · 2 replies · 354+ views
    RedState.Com ^ | 29 August, 2007 | .cnI redruM
    Just how bad is the odious Hugo Chavez? It’s a good question to ask. As an increasingly dictatorial and anti-democratic ruler of Venezuela, he certainly doesn’t want what’s in our best interests and he hasn’t been shy about criticizing our country and its current leadership. What needs to be sorted out is how much of this is posture and how much could be backed up with policy. Chavez styles himself the new Simon Bolivar. He claims he leads the Venezuelan people to freedom from the evil Colossus of The North. If Huey “The Kingfish” Long savvied the Spanish language, Hugo...
  • South Park: The Best of the Bleeping Best

    08/13/2007 6:54:36 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 35 replies · 1,047+ views ^ | Monday, August 13, 2007 | TODD VANDERWERFF
    South Park: The Best of the Bleeping Best Monday, August 13, 2007 By TODD VANDERWERFF The Press-Enterprise Picking the 10 best "South Park" episodes is hard work. But they pay us to do these things so you don't have to, so grab your Cheesy Poofs and join us for our chronological top 10. 'Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods' The early, wackier seasons of "South Park" aren't as good as the more satirical later years, but this episode (originally aired Sept. 2, 1998) turns on one of Cartman's ultimate temper tantrums and features very funny business at a...
  • 'South Park' leaves crude, rude stamp on TV after 10 years

    08/13/2007 6:54:13 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 13 replies · 694+ views ^ | Monday, August 13, 2007 | TODD VANDERWERFF
    'South Park' leaves crude, rude stamp on TV after 10 years Monday, August 13, 2007 By TODD VANDERWERFF The Press-Enterprise Until 10 years ago today, no one knew what a reference to killing Kenny meant, and most children on TV were sweet and mild-mannered. But on the night of Aug. 13, 1997, when "South Park" debuted on Comedy Central and became an instant hit, all of that changed. Now in its 11th season with another batch of new episodes arriving in October, "South Park" has gone from sensation to institution. Adam Simmons, a fan of the show who lives in...