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  • Car that runs on wine and cheese showcased at eco-rally

    08/24/2011 7:13:24 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 30 replies
    http://www.physorg.com ^ | August 23, 2011 | By Bryan Nelson
    Imagine pulling up to a gas station, and rather than being offered the usual choice between regular or premium unleaded, the gas pump instead read "Chardonnay" or "Pinot Noir." Not for you, of course, but for your car! Well, if one new experimental car, called the Lotus Exige 270E Tri-Fuel, ever catches on, this scenario may not be so far-fetched. The specialized Exige is capable of running on an ethanol fuel made from wine that isn't up to drinking grade, or whey, which is also a byproduct of the cheese or chocolate-making process. It was one of several new cars...
  • Chris Matthews Blast Entire State of Texas as Ignorant , Full Of BS, Calls Perry A Clown

    08/13/2011 6:46:32 AM PDT · by conservativeBC · 80 replies
    Conservative Blogs Central ^ | 8/12/2011 | conservativeBC
    The cheese is sliding off of Chris Matthews' cracker.
  • 48% Think Spending Cuts Could Trigger Violence (13% very likely)

    08/12/2011 9:01:39 AM PDT · by markomalley · 80 replies
    Rasmussen Reports ^ | August 12, 2011
    Nearly one-out-of-two Americans (48%) think that cuts in government spending are at least somewhat likely to lead to violence in the United States, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey. But that includes just 13% who feel it’s Very Likely. Nearly as many Adults (44%), however, believe violence as the result of spending cuts is unlikely, but only 12% say it’s Not At All Likely. (To see survey question wording, click here.) Americans under 50 raise the possibility of violence more than their elders. Most adults not affiliated with either party (58%) think spending cuts are likely to...
  • Armed Agents Swoop Down on Sellers of Raw Milk and Cheese

    08/04/2011 11:03:33 AM PDT · by Nachum · 44 replies
    Health Report.com ^ | 8/4/11 | BHR
    Multiple sources have confirmed the fact that all three individuals arrested – James Stewart, Victoria Bloch and Sharon Palmer – are being charged with ‘conspiracy’ related to the sell of unpasteurized raw milk products. This reportedly includes sections of the California Penal Code Section 182a. Additional charges may also be pending, including a charge of ‘mislabeling cheese’ for Sharon Palmer, was arrested during a raid of Healthy Family Farms. As video of the raid on Rawesome Foods (also raided in 2010) demonstrates, Feds not only seized cash and raw milk supplies (much of which was also dumped out) but also...
  • Not all meat is created equal (Group calculates carbon footprint of meats, cheeses)

    07/19/2011 3:44:30 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 74 replies
    SFGate.com ^ | 7/19/11 | Cameron Scott
    A new report issued by the Environmental Working Group calculates the carbon footprint of meats, cheeses, and a smattering of other foods. The results are good news for those who avoid red meat as well as vegans. They are not good news for vegetarian cheese lovers like this blogger. Special shout-out to those of you who eat baby sheep: You suck! Lamb is the single most carbon-intensive meat, .. (beef 2nd) Cheese comes out ahead of pork, farmed salmon, chicken and canned tuna. .. What it means, in practical terms: -Eating one less burger a week, is like driving 320...
  • To Go With All That Meat, China Is Importing Unprecedented Amounts Of Cheese

    07/15/2011 4:10:25 AM PDT · by blam · 39 replies
    TBI ^ | 7-15-2011 | Gus Lubin
    <p>A lot has been written about how China's growing taste for meat with rattle the global food supply.</p> <p>Wholesale cheddar-cheese prices have rallied 49 percent this year as the U.S. shipped more than twice as much to Asia in the first four months of 2011 as a year earlier, U.S. Dairy Export Council data show. South Korea, the region’s biggest buyer, almost tripled imports while China’s more than doubled.</p>
  • City Greenmarket vendors banned from cutting the cheese (NYers need license to slice cheese)

    06/27/2011 6:36:26 PM PDT · by AAABEST · 18 replies
    NY Daily News ^ | June 27, 2011 | Lore Croghan
    The state has a message for city Greenmarket vendors: Don't cut the cheese! The state Agriculture Department is enforcing a ban on slicing cheese in the open air - and shoppers complain that the regulation means pre-packaged cheese, which defeats the purpose of buying fresh. [SNIP] Vendors can obtain the license only if they slice cheese in a "permanent" building that excludes pests such as flies and has hot and cold running water and a three-compartment sink. "We do not want dirty utensils used at farmers' markets," Ziehm said.
  • Runaway Moose On Loose Barges Into Swedish Retirement Home

    06/25/2011 2:52:05 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 18 replies
    <p>Officials say a moose burst through the dining room window of a retirement home in southwestern Sweden, knocking over furniture and flower pots before taking off into the wild again.</p>
  • Wisconsin National Guard F-16 jet crashes

    06/07/2011 10:42:26 PM PDT · by Excuse_My_Bellicosity · 30 replies
    F-16.net ^ | 6/7/2011 | Asif Shamin
    June 7, 2011 (by Asif Shamim) - A single-seat F-16 fighter jet from the Wisconsin National Guard, crashed on Tuesday while on a routine training mission in central Wisconsin. The pilot ejected safely, according to a National Guard said statement. The pilot from the 176th Fighter Squadron of the Wisconsin Air National Guard was recovered in Adams County, Wisconsin, and was being checked by medical teams, the National Guard said. The F-16 went down Tuesday afternoon around 13:20h local time during a training flight from Volk Field ANGB. There were no reported injuries on the ground, Lieutenant Colonel Jackie Guthrie...
  • Dairy delights: Eating butter and cheese 'doesn't increase risk of heart attacks'

    05/23/2011 11:41:11 AM PDT · by Immerito · 61 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | May 20, 2011 | Daily Mail Reporter
    It's great news for cheese and butter fans - scientists have found that eating dairy food doesn't increase your risk of a heart attack. Nutritionists surveyed thousands of middle-aged people and found that even those who ate more than half a kilo of cheese did not seem to suffer from increased risk. Contrary to earlier beliefs that saturated fat might lead to a heart attack, researchers found that nutrients in dairy products actually counteract the harmful effects.
  • Sheriff blames cheese for false drug test that led to arrest

    05/17/2011 5:32:39 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 69 replies
    Charlotte Observer ^ | 05-17-2011 | Staff
    ASHEVILLE, N.C. An enzyme found in cheese triggered false drug test results that led Buncombe County deputies to think a man with 91 pounds of tortilla dough was actually carrying that much cocaine, the sheriff said. Antonio Hernandez spent four days in jail in Asheville earlier this month before tests by a state lab came back showing he was carrying food instead of drugs. A deputy stopped Hernandez on May 1 and found what turned out to be a mix of cheese, shrimp and tortilla and tamale dough in his truck. A portable kit used by deputies changed colors, indicating...
  • Things get somewhat chippy at 7-Eleven

    05/08/2011 7:58:20 PM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 34 replies
    Chicago Tribune ^ | May 8, 2011 | Andy Grimm
    What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. Michael Richards learned that punch line Saturday after, authorities said, he scuffled with a 7-Eleven cashier on Chicago's Near West Side who tried to stop him from helping himself to the nacho fixings. Richards, 50, of Chicago, bought a bag of chips from the store, then began pumping hot cheese from the toppings bar into the open bag, authorities said. But the cashier warned him that the nacho toppings bar is for use only by customers who purchase tortilla chips served in a traditional plastic tray, according to court records.
  • New Yorkers sample cheese made from human breast milk

    05/04/2011 4:55:43 AM PDT · by ropin71 · 25 replies
    Reuters ^ | Mon May 2, 2011 | Jonathan Allen
    A New York gallery on Sunday offered adventurous eaters the opportunity to sample cheese made from human breast milk, getting mixed reviews and some puzzled looks. The Lady Cheese Shop is a temporary art installation by Miriam Simun, a graduate student at New York University who hopes to use the craft of cheese-making to raise questions about the ethics of modern biotechnologies. "Cheese is the conversation starter," Simun said. "Some people are loving it, and some people are gagging." Simun found three nursing women willing to have their milk turned into cheese. She screened the milk for diseases, pasteurized it...
  • Italian entrepreneur finds India is a nice place to make cheese

    04/14/2011 5:31:03 PM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 16 replies
    AP via the Daily Record ^ | Thu, April 14, 2011 | no byline
    It was an average sort of beast — gray, thick shouldered, with fat curling horns — spotted from the window of a moving car. But to Giuseppe Mozzillo, who grew up outside Naples in Italy’s buffalo mozzarella heartland, the animals dotting the Indian countryside looked enticingly familiar. “I said, ‘Wait a minute’,” he recalled. “These are the same buffalo. Their original environment is in India. The milk must be amazing. You must be able to make the best mozzarella in the world in India.” ...When he first arrived he was appalled to discover that the local idea of refrigeration often...
  • Cheese Rolling canceled for 2nd year

    03/26/2011 6:19:21 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 16 replies
    upi ^ | March. 26, 2011
    BROCKWORTH, England - These are dark days for English cheese rollers, with the Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling canceled for the second year in a row. The Cheese Rolling Committee, which had planned to turn the event to a two-day festival of Cotswolds life, gave up Tuesday, the Stroud News and Journal reported, because of the backlash over plans to impose an entry fee. Cheese rolling, which dates back at least 200 years, involves rolling a Double Gloucester cheese downhill while contestants try to catch it. Richard Jefferies, a committee spokesman, said public reaction was fierce when organizers decided to levy...
  • USA and even "rich" Norway display a ridiculous standard of living.

    03/18/2011 8:19:55 PM PDT · by WesternCulture · 229 replies
    03/18/2011 | westernculture
    Why do Americans drive around in Fred Flintstone vehicles and what's the underlying problem behind the vast majority of Brits buying Fords and Vauxhalls year after year? Why does your tap water taste like sh*t and why don't Italians tear down buildings that no longer are in use? What's the idea of building a house out of cardboard? Denmark has the highest wages on Earth. Norway can compete. OK. But why is it that every time I visit our dear western neighbors I feel sorry for people driving wrecks instead of Volvo V70s? Is the V70 a far too sophisticated...
  • Huge Victory in Wisconsin – Unions are Furious!

    03/10/2011 11:45:44 AM PST · by Martin_Schmidt · 28 replies
    GOP Trust PAC ^ | 03/10/2011 | Scott Wheeler
    Dear GOP Trust Supporter: Last night, we had a HUGE VICTORY in the Wisconsin Senate as they passed a bill to restrict state workers collective bargaining rights by an 18 -1 margin. This victory is big but the battle is not over. The State Assembly still has to pass the legislation and get it to Governor Walker before it can be signed into law opening the floodgates of similar actions across the country.
  • Moose kicks woman

    03/09/2011 3:55:01 PM PST · by mdittmar · 47 replies
    UPI ^ | March. 9, 2011 | UPI
    ANCHORAGE, Alaska, March 9 (UPI) -- A moose in an Alaska park kicked a woman who got too close while trying to pet it, police said. Police spokeswoman Anita Shell said the unidentified woman in Anchorage's Town Square Park was kicked several times in the chest and shoulder Monday about 4:30 p.m. but declined to go the hospital, the Anchorage Daily News reported.The animal was seen feeding on trees in the park during the day and continued its feed after the woman, in her 20s, and police left about 5 p.m., the newspaper said Tuesday."At this time, we are telling...
  • Christie Is A Much Better Governor Than You Were, Mrs Palin, Says Leading US Conservative Blogger

    03/08/2011 9:27:44 AM PST · by sussex · 71 replies
    The Aged P.com ^ | the Aged P
    Ryan Streeter reckons that Governor Palin’s fiscal record in Alaska does not bear comparison with Governor Christie
  • End Times Meltdown.

    03/07/2011 12:11:16 PM PST · by Armaggedon · 51 replies
    The world is approching the ultimate crunch. The selfcentered mind made world created by human nature cannot survive the divine spirits of love truth and life. Self active human nature is filled with the spirits of hate, lies and death. These ill spirits are clearly displayed by the Islamo-Marxist-Chicago Gangster occupying the White House. The vessels dedicated to serving these ill spirits must pass away. We are in the third year after the inaugeration of Obama. This correlates to the third horse in the book of Revelation. In Revelation the black horse reveals famine and rationing. We see this before...
  • Netflix streaming recommendations?

    02/08/2011 6:09:20 PM PST · by knews_hound · 121 replies · 5+ views
    My unused bandwidth ^ | 2/08/2011 | knewshound
    I know that a lot of fellow FReepers stream Netflix. What are your suggestions for movies that may not have received the attention or respect that they deserved? What are you those gems that are worth watching again? How about that obscure movie that you tell people they should watch? Bonus points for links, pics or video of the movie you are talking about. I'll start; Firefly - The complete series. Nothing like a good old fashioned cowboys in space series.  Excellent cast, tight writing and a fan demanded ending.  Highly recommended. Zombieland Guns, zombies and jokes.  What more can...
  • Freed Google executive helped spark Egypt revolt

    02/07/2011 3:36:31 PM PST · by Flavius · 11 replies
    ap ^ | 2/6/11 | HADEEL AL-SHALCHI and KARIN LAUB, Associated Press
    The young Google Inc. executive detained by Egyptian authorities for 12 days said Monday he was behind the Facebook page that helped spark what he called "the revolution of the youth of the Internet." A U.S.-based human rights group said nearly 300 people have died in two weeks of clashes.
  • WI FREEPERS: Wisconsin Supreme Court Primary Election Feb.15th

    02/01/2011 3:38:58 PM PST · by TheConservativeParty · 40 replies
    me | 2-1-2011 | me
    On Tuesday February 15th, Wisconsin will hold a primary election for The Wisconsin Supreme Court. Wisconsin Freepers, please do what you can to get your conservative friends to vote in this important primary.
  • Joe's Burger Search

    01/01/2011 12:10:18 PM PST · by wizkid · 217 replies
    Joe's Burger Search ^ | 12/31/2010 | WizKid
    Welcome to my search for the perfect burger. My mission is to search and inform one burger at a time.
  • THAT CHEESE THREAD THING

    11/06/2001 7:20:10 PM PST · by mjf · 157 replies · 1,454+ views
    self | 11/06/2001 | self
    Okay, look, I've got processed cheese, both Swiss and American. I've got string cheese. Mozzarella. I've got shredded cheese, sharp cheddar, and well, I have a good relationship with cheese. BUT, I'M WONDERING WHAT THE H**L IS GOING ON WITH CHEESE ON THIS FORUM!!! If you are encumbered with knowledge about cheese, please link me up with the major cheese post. Thank you.
  • Space company's secret cargo a 'cheesy' joke

    12/09/2010 3:14:49 PM PST · by Moonman62 · 23 replies
    CNN ^ | 12/09/10 | CNN Wire Staff
    (CNN) -- Call it one small step for a cheese, one giant leap fromage-kind. A wheel of Le Brouere cheese was the secret cargo aboard the SpaceX Dragon, the first commercial spacecraft to be recovered from Earth orbit, the company revealed Thursday. SpaceX co-founder Elon Musk hinted at the cargo after the capsule's successful splashdown in the Pacific Ocean on Wednesday afternoon, suggesting it had something to do with the British comedy troupe Monty Python.
  • Let them eat cheese: Irish government hands out block of cheddar to every family

    11/18/2010 7:54:49 PM PST · by dynachrome · 38 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 11-6-10 | Heidi Blake
    The Irish government has risked fomenting revolution by trying to solve the country's dire economic problems by handing out a free block of cheese to every family Brendan Smith, the agriculture minister, announced yesterday that the government would use European Union funding to buy 53 tonnes of fresh Irish cheddar and distribute it for free from 15 November. But Irish citizens responded angrily to the plan, which was likened to the "Let them eat cake" comment by Marie Antoinette that provoked the French revolution. The cheese will be distributed via collection centres in towns and cities across Ireland. Mr Smith...
  • The federal government's cheese-peddling operation [WaPo now opposes "Big Government"!!]

    11/13/2010 9:55:26 AM PST · by freespirited · 9 replies · 1+ views
    Wapo ^ | 11/13/10 | Editorial Board
    REPUBLICANS SAY their midterm election victory shows that the American people want to shrink the federal government and make it smarter. If that's true, and if the new GOP majority in the House wants to deliver on its promises, we can think of no better place to start than Dairy Management. This little-known appendage of the Agriculture Department exists for one purpose: to encourage Americans to drink more milk and eat more cheese, so dairy farmers can make more money. This is not our idea of an urgent national priority. To the contrary, annual cheese consumption in the U.S. has...
  • The disappearance of active pings is inconvient to say the least

    11/10/2010 1:36:25 PM PST · by delacoert · 50 replies
    Free Republic ^ | November 10, 2010 | delacoert
    The omission is intolerable IMO.
  • EMERGENCY HITLER FINDS OUT VIDEO

    11/07/2010 2:42:32 PM PST · by xangel0228 · 48 replies
    I have compased it yet.. but I think this might be my best yet... stand by... (If you want a hint look at the drudgereport. It's 4:30 PM CST on November 7th, 2010)
  • USDA in Conflict Over Cheese

    11/07/2010 1:30:27 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 38 replies
    UPI ^ | Nov. 7, 2010
    The U.S. government is in the position of convincing Americans to eat more cheese while trying to fight obesity at the same time, observers say. Dairy Management is a marketing creation of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, helping companies such as Domino's Pizza and Taco Bell promote and sell more cheese, while the USDA is also responsible for a federal anti-obesity campaign aimed at discouraging Americans from eating obesity-causing foods -- like cheese, the food Dairy Management is vigorously promoting, The New York Times reported Sunday. Government warnings about saturated fat have pushed Americans to low-fat milk for decades, creating...
  • Beer for votes? (Va. Dem group appears to have violated federal election law)

    10/29/2010 3:31:43 PM PDT · by Qbert · 15 replies · 1+ views
    Politico ^ | 10/29/2010 | Ben Smith
    A Virginia Democratic organization appears to have violated federal election law by offering free beer to voters. The Arlington Young Democrats held a happy hour last week at which they offered "a free drink and some appetizers" to anyone who brought an "I Voted" stick to prove that he or she had voted early in Virginia, according to a flier. "In elections in which federal candidates are on the ballot, no one can offer any kind of benefit or reward for voting. The simple way to deal with this is to open up the event to all comers — voters and...
  • 2 SUVs hit the same moose in northwestern Minnesota

    10/11/2010 8:22:52 PM PDT · by WOBBLY BOB · 25 replies
    pioneer press ^ | 10-11-10 | ap
    CROOKSTON, Minn. — A moose is dead after being struck by two sports utility vehicles in northwestern Minnesota. The State Patrol says an SUV pulling a boat hit the moose "square on" shortly after 8 p.m. Sunday east of Crookston. The SUV rolled in the ditch, and the moose came to rest in the northbound lane. The moose was then hit by a second SUV, which also went off the road. The Crookston Daily Times reports both drivers and their passengers were wearing seat belts and apparently were not hurt. The patrol says the moose was killed when it was...
  • VANITY..FREE REPUBLIC WEIGHT LOSS PLAN.

    10/08/2010 5:22:44 AM PDT · by Gadsden1st · 16 replies
    I have lost 12 pounds in past two weeks with the Free Republic Weight Loss Plan. Plan: I wake up in the morning, have a cup of coffee, start up the laptop, read and respond to e-mail, visit John, get dressed, put on running shoes and sweats. Click Favorites…Latest Articles…read first 5 articles….run out of house screaming…run until I collapse…crawl back home…shower…take a nap. Wake up and fix huge lunch. Eat all I want of CHEESE, bacon, potatoes…etc…. Take laptop to John…hit F5… refresh post…read first 5 articles…Barf up lunch...take shower…take nap. Wake up and fix huge supper…Before eating supper…hit...
  • Everything Important In Life Depends On Your Ability To Answer This Kindergarten Question

    10/01/2010 8:13:29 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 154 replies
    Business Insider ^ | 10/01/2010 | Joe Weisenthal
    Harvard Professor Raj Chetty and a group of other researchers have performed a much-discussed study (via Gene Expression) that looks at what factors really affect things like income, your likelihood to own a home, and odds of getting married. The most startling thing they found? Your score on a very basic kindergarten test is a HUGE predictor. Other educational factors like class size and the quality of your teachers aren't nearly as important. Given the renewed interest in educational policy in America right now, it's fascinating.
  • Never say no to Panda (Bizarre Egyptian TV commercials)

    09/27/2010 1:21:57 PM PDT · by Pyro7480 · 4 replies
    Chris Blattman ^ | 09/24/2010 | Chris Blattman
    Brilliant commercials for Panda cheese. Covertly a metaphor for China?
  • VANITY: OBAMA paying me at rate of $40.00 per hour to take a survey.

    The U.S. Department of Education is currently conducting an important national research study about adult job training and education. This short survey is the first step in a study about job and career training opportunities for people of all ages. It will let us know if anyone in your household is eligible for the study. Each household is different and we need your response so we can contact you to administer a survey that is right for your household. Return the form even if no one in your household is currently in an adult training or education program. The survey...
  • It all ADDs up!

    09/07/2010 9:17:37 AM PDT · by In Bold Colors · 111 replies
    stoptheaclu.com ^ | 09/07/2010 | Roger E. Skoff
    I was just reading some of the political websites and found something really surprising: Most of the people who commented on any of the articles weren't actually commenting on the articles at all! Instead, they were either tossing in their two cents worth about some other project entirely; commenting on some other comment; commenting on whether a person commenting had the right to make such a comment at that particular venue; or commenting on the published article in such a way as to make it obvious that they had either misundertood what was written or ......
  • Of moose and men: 50-year study into moose arthritis reveals link with early malnutrition

    07/09/2010 3:53:33 PM PDT · by decimon · 5 replies
    Wiley-Blackwell ^ | July 6, 2010 | Unknown
    It's seen as a sign of getting old, but scientists have discovered that arthritis is not just a human problem as a study lasting 50 years reveals how moose suffer from an identical form of the condition. The research, published in Ecology Letters, also casts new light on how malnutrition early in life can lead to the disorder in both moose and humans. The study, which began in 1958, was carried out on Isle Royale, a wilderness island National Park in lake superior, with only one large predator, the wolf and one large prey species, the moose. The research has...
  • Radio commercials--Ad Counsel

    08/15/2010 8:35:13 PM PDT · by Pigsley · 27 replies
    Radop | 8-15-10 | Pigsley
    As a big consumer of radio, I listen to the commercials, too. Anybody out there know about the "Ad Concil"? I'm guessing that they are a tool of the left/Fed gubmnt...But, the commercials are beyond silly. One actually "informs" you that it is a good thing to talk to your infant...so they learn to do it, too! I didn't bother to Google this, because I figured somebody here would give me a better, funnier, more truthful take on this boondoggle. My favs are the old, semi-famous, black actors pleading with the boobs who aren't answering their phones 'cause the evil...
  • What will Free Republic's final post be?

    08/13/2010 6:42:32 PM PDT · by InvisibleChurch · 312 replies
    8.13.10
    everything earthly comes to an end comes to an end the earth will explode or the govt may pull the internet plug what will the last post be?
  • Denny's Fried Cheese Melt Latest Extreme Meal

    08/12/2010 5:02:39 PM PDT · by Nachum · 60 replies · 2+ views
    CBS News ^ | 8/12/10 | Jeff Glor
    New York - Ever wondered how you could stuff a little more cheese into a grilled cheese sandwich? Wonder no more - Denny's has done it. The answer: Deep-fried mozzarella cheese sticks smothered in American cheese and grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. (Snip) However, CBS News correspondent Jeff Glor reported the cost to your diet is 895 calories and 34 grams of fat. This is the latest extreme meal to be released -- and it might be a little tame. Other chains have come up with a variety of diet-busting concoctions. KFC has the Double Down, a "sandwich"...
  • Is everyone's hotmail whacked

    07/28/2010 7:29:00 PM PDT · by Rodamala · 12 replies · 2+ views
    Am I logged in?
  • Oh my...(Gibbs imploding live on TV - Vanity)

    07/21/2010 12:15:10 PM PDT · by wheresmyusa · 67 replies · 1+ views
    vanity | me
    Did anyone watching Gibson right now find his laughing (alone) during the exchange w/ Tapper?
  • Headline Of The Year: “Naked Man Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese”

    07/01/2010 7:38:01 PM PDT · by Mongeaux · 14 replies · 1+ views
    The Constitution Club ^ | 01 July, 2010 | The Hairy Beast
    The story isn’t anyway near as good as the headline, but: A man faces charges after an unusual incident at a local library. 52-year-old Darrell Bess was taken into custody yesterday, naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese. Bess was ordered by a judge to stay away from the Main branch of the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library in downtown Cincinnati because of prior thefts.
  • Man Found Dead In Allegheny Co. Motel Room With 7 Ferrets, Scorpion

    06/30/2010 10:36:30 AM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 36 replies · 1+ views
    The Pittsburgh Channel ^ | June 30, 2010
    KENNEDY TWP., Pa. -- The Allegheny County medical examiner is investigating the death of a man whose body was found in a Kennedy Township motel room with nine animals. Police said the man, whose identity had not been released, was found inside a room at the Motel Six on Beecham Drive. Triangle Pet Control Services said the man was found with a purebred German Sheppard puppy, seven ferrets and a scorpion. All of the animals were found alive.
  • B.C. Woman Hits Moose on Way to Visit Sister Who Hit Moose

    06/24/2010 11:59:54 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 47 replies
    National Post ^ | June 22, 2010
    Two sisters from the northwestern B.C. community of Kitimat have both had close encounters with moose on the loose. A month ago, Yvonne Studley, 49, was badly injured when she hit a moose with her vehicle, so last Friday her sister decided to visit her in Vancouver General Hospital. But sister Connie Everitt, 51, also hit a moose and ended up in hospital. In the first accident a month ago, Studley was on her way home from a business trip when a moose ran in front of her car. The animal went through the windshield and landed on her, breaking...
  • Probably Bad News: Ironic Fail

    06/24/2010 11:46:18 AM PDT · by JRios1968 · 33 replies · 3+ views
    What happened to the cheese?
  • Naked Man Arrested At Library With Stolen Cheese (ACTUAL TITLE - CINCINNATI)

    06/24/2010 8:45:49 AM PDT · by TSgt · 68 replies
    wkrc.com ^ | 24 June 2010 | wkrc.com
    A man faces charges after an unusual incident at a local library. 52-year-old Darrell Bess was taken into custody yesterday, naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese. Bess was ordered by a judge to stay away from the Main branch of the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library in downtown Cincinnati because of prior thefts. But police say Bess ignored that warning. He was found naked, bathing in the men's bathroom at the library on Wednesday. Police searched his bag and found two knives, two library CD's and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese which he allegedly stole from a...
  • (UK) Burger van busted offering free takeaway porn

    06/22/2010 1:48:20 PM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 30 replies
    The Register UK ^ | 16th June 2010 13:41 GMT | By Lester Haines
    Police are pondering just what charges two East Yorkshire men will face after they were nabbed giving away free porn DVDs from a burger van in Driffield. The van, or more accurately a caravan as the snap here shows, was parked in a garden in an area of the Capital of the Wolds "popular with young revellers attending late-night bars and clubs at the weekend". Sergeant Dave Jenkins, of the Driffield Neighbourhood Policing Team, explained: "The van had been operating for about two weeks. We received complaints that free porn DVDs were being offered to everyone who spent £5 or...