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  • Heinz won't run for Hart's seat (Bigoted Braggart Begs Off)

    04/18/2005 9:41:19 PM PDT · by bitt · 13 replies · 475+ views
    Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Christopher D. Heinz said yesterday that he will not challenge U.S. Rep. Melissa Hart, R-Bradford Woods, for her House seat in the 2006 elections.
  • Chris Heinz Won't Run for 2006 Office

    04/18/2005 8:33:31 PM PDT · by LdSentinal · 49 replies · 915+ views
    The Associated Press ^ | 4/18/05 | Jennifer C. Yates
    PITTSBURGH - Chris Heinz, the stepson of U.S. Sen. John Kerry who was widely rumored to be considering a run for Congress, said Monday that he won't seek office in 2006. The son of the late Sen. John Heinz III had stumped for Kerry during his unsuccessful presidential bid last year, sparking rumors that Heinz would follow that with his own campaign against U.S. Rep. Melissa Hart. Heinz, 32, is the youngest of John and Teresa Heinz Kerry's three children. "I'm definitely not doing it in 2006. I've thought about it in my life, but it's just not right at...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-05 ("Chris Heinz for Senate in PA!!!")

    03/11/2005 5:02:49 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 74 replies · 1,330+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    When rumors spread a couple of months ago that Chris Heinz was thinking of running for Congress, we all thought it was hilarious since Chris has spent his entire life doing exactly NOTHING except act as a wealthy paperweight. Now comes word of something that overshadows even that in HILARITY content. It is that Chris Heinz might run for the U.S. Senate as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Chris Heinz for Senate in PA!!!” Hey, Dummiecrats! Why not go all the way and start promoting a Chris Heinz ’08 presidential run? You would have the nation...
  • HEINZ DATING KRUGER

    01/24/2005 8:30:27 PM PST · by SmithL · 27 replies · 1,421+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 1/24/5 | Daily Dish
    "Troy" beauty Diane Kruger has reportedly struck up a romance with ketchup heir Chris Heinz. The New York Daily News reports the German model-turned-actress, 28, separated from her French husband Guillaume Canet several months ago and has been dating Heinz in secret since November. A friend says the romance was kept quiet so it wouldn't affect Heinz's stepfather Senator John Kerry's Presidential campaign for the White House last year. The pal says, "It was an issue during the campaign. Chris and Diane had to keep it quiet. But now that the campaign is over, they're more comfortable going public." In...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-05 ("One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....")

    01/14/2005 6:05:45 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 135 replies · 16,140+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    This DUmmie THREAD was originally posted yesterday so the premise posed in the title, “One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....” is referring to Inauguration Day. It is VERY INTERESTING to read the DUmmie responses and, again, I remind them of the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the grieving DUmmie mournings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, freezing on the inauguration parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]: One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....Let's face it: on Inauguration Day, it's gonna hurt real bad to see the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-05 ("Message from Chris Heinz")

    01/11/2005 7:51:42 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 77 replies · 1,851+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2005 | DUmmies, Chris Heinz, and PJ-Comix
    When I first saw this DUmmie THREAD titled “Message from Chris Heinz,” I figured the MESSAGE must be something of great import. I half expected to see something like an Astronaut Dave Bowman type exclamation from 2010 when he declared, “My God! It's full of stars!” Instead I came upon a completely mundane statement by the freeloading Chris that he supports someone named Simon Rosenberg for the DNC Chair. So why would that parasitic rich boy even bother to publicly support some obscure guy for the DNC Chair? To find the answer to this one must think back to...
  • Theresa Heinz Kerry eyes House Seat for Son

    12/28/2004 9:32:08 AM PST · by penowa · 29 replies · 958+ views
    NewsMax.com ^ | 12/27/04 | Carl Limbacher
    Theresa Heinz Kerry failed in her bid to become First Lady, but she's not giving up on buying her way into political power. "The word in Pennsylvania is that Kerry and other family members are pressing her son Chris Heinz to run for a House of Representatives Seat," says Washingtonian Magazine.
  • Teresa Heinz Kerry Eyes House Seat for Son

    12/27/2004 5:14:35 PM PST · by bitt · 13 replies · 378+ views
    NewsMax.com ^ | 12/17/2004 | all
    Teresa Heinz Kerry failed in her bid to become first lady, but she's not giving up on buying her way into political power. "The word in Pennsylvania is that Kerry and other family members are pressing her son Chris Heinz to run for a House of Representatives seat," says Washingtonian Magazine. "Chris Heinz is attractive and photogenic, and campaign funding won’t be a problem," the mag notes. The tart-tongued billionairess who calls opponents "scumbags" also believes that leading conservative Sen. Rick Santorum is beatable in 2006. Mrs. Kerry is expected to pour some of her ketchup cash into the coffers...
  • Teresa Heinz Eyeing House Seat for Son

    12/27/2004 8:44:18 AM PST · by beyond the sea · 97 replies · 1,974+ views
    Newsmax.com ^ | 12/27/04 | unknown
    Teresa Heinz may have failed in her bid to become first lady, but she's not giving up on buying her way into political power. "The word in Pennsylvania is that Kerry and other family members are pressing her son Chris Heinz to run for a House of Representatives seat," says the Washingtonian Magazine. "Chris Heinz is attractive and photogenic, and campaign funding won’t be a problem," the mag notes. The tart tongued billionairess who calls opponents "scumbags" also believes that leading conservative Sen. Rick Santorum is beatable in 2006. Mrs. Heinz is expected to pour some of her ketchup cash...
  • Kerry son set to run?-Photog snaps at Prez

    11/22/2004 11:18:11 AM PST · by bushfamfan · 48 replies · 2,551+ views
    NY Post Gossip ^ | 11/21/04 | Elisa Lipsky-Karasz
    Chris Heinz must want revenge. It's only been a few weeks since his stepdad, John Kerry, lost the election, but Heinz is already telling friends that he plans to run for public office one day himself-in Pittsburgh, his family's stronghold... Strong-willed celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz gave President Bush her two cents after a Vogue shoot at the White House. The fashion bible has a tradition of featuring the president after every election, so they rushed Leibovitz and feature editor Julia Reed down to D.C. on Nov. 11 to get the story in time for the January issue. But after the...
  • A KERRY SON SET TO RUN?..& Annie Leibovitz Snaps at GWB

    11/21/2004 2:26:28 PM PST · by paltz · 43 replies · 3,578+ views
    NY POST Gossip ^ | 11/21/04 | Elisa Lipsky
    November 21, 2004 -- CHRIS Heinz must want revenge. It’s only been a few weeks since his stepdad, John Kerry, lost the election, but Heinz is already telling friends that he plans to run for public office one day himself - in Pittsburgh, his family’s stronghold.
  • ZIP THAT LIP

    11/01/2004 12:13:04 PM PST · by swilhelm73 · 11 replies · 120+ views
    NYPOST ^ | 10/31/04 | Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson
    "Heinz accused Kerry's opponents - 'our enemies' - of making the race dirty. 'We didn't start out with negative ads calling George Bush a cokehead,' he said, before adding, 'I'll do it now.' Asked later about it, Heinz said, 'I have no evidence. He never sold me anything.'" Heinz also reminded writer Sasha Issenberg of Pat Buchanan by saying, "One of the things I've noticed is the Israel lobby - the treatment of Israel as the 51st state, sort of a swing state." Buchanan was blasted as an anti-Semite years ago when he cited Israel's "amen corner" in Congress.
  • Kerry Step-son: Jewish Lobby Too Powerful

    10/31/2004 8:23:06 PM PST · by no dems · 56 replies · 1,506+ views
    NewsMax.com ^ | 10-31-04 | Carl Limbacher / NewsMax Staff
    Kerry Stepson: Jewish Lobby Too Powerful John Kerry's stepson, Chris Heinz, complained at a recent campaign stop that Jews have too much influence on the U.S. presidential election. "One of the things I've noticed is the Israel lobby," the ketchup heir said, in quotes picked up Sunday by the New York Post. Heinz complained that Israel was being treated as "the 51st state, sort of a swing state." In more overheated rhetoric first reported by Philadelphia magazine, Heinz called Bush supporters "our enemies" and said that if he ran his stepfather's campaign, the attacks on President Bush would get even...
  • ZIP THAT LIP (Chris Heinz - Just like Momma)

    10/31/2004 1:19:20 AM PST · by Remember_Salamis · 33 replies · 2,709+ views
    NY Post ^ | Octover 30th, 2004 | Richard Johnson
    October 31, 2004 -- THIS campaign is ending just in time before someone gets hurt. John Kerry's stepson, Chris Heinz, 31, displayed his mother Teresa's famous lack of rhetorical restraint at a recent campaign event with a group of Wharton students. Philadelphia magazine reports: "Heinz accused Kerry's opponents - 'our enemies' - of making the race dirty. 'We didn't start out with negative ads calling George Bush a cokehead,' he said, before adding, 'I'll do it now.' Asked later about it, Heinz said, 'I have no evidence. He never sold me anything.'" Heinz also reminded writer Sasha Issenberg of Pat...
  • Zip That Lip (Chris Heinz: Bush "Cokehead", Slurs Israeli "Lobby"

    10/31/2004 6:34:54 AM PST · by LincolnLover · 107 replies · 3,988+ views
    New York Post ^ | 10-31-2004 | NY Post Page 6
    *snip*"...Philadelphia magazine reports: "Heinz accused Kerry's opponents - 'our enemies' - of making the race dirty. 'We didn't start out with negative ads calling George Bush a cokehead,' he said, before adding, 'I'll do it now.' *snip* "..."One of the things I've noticed is the Israel lobby - the treatment of Israel as the 51st state, sort of a swing state."
  • Kerry Stepson: Jewish Lobby Too Powerful (THEY ARE SMELLING THEIR DEFEAT)

    10/31/2004 9:07:24 AM PST · by upyours53 · 141 replies · 3,377+ views
    newsmax.com ^ | Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 11:54 a.m. EST
    John Kerry's stepson Chris Heinz complained at a recent campaign stop that Jews have too much influence on the U.S. presidential election. "One of the things I've noticed is the Israel lobby," the ketchup heir said, in quotes picked up Sunday by the New York Post. Story Continues Below Heinz complained that Israel was being treated "as the 51st state, sort of a swing state." In more overheated rhetoric first reported by Philadelphia magazine, Heinz called Bush supporters "our enemies" and said that if he ran his stepfather's campaign, the attacks on President Bush would get even uglier. "We didn't...
  • Zip That Lip (Chris Heinz Anti-Bush Campaign Quotes)

    10/31/2004 12:09:46 AM PDT · by conservative in nyc · 35 replies · 1,240+ views
    New York Post ^ | 10/31/04 | New York Post - Page 6
    THIS campaign is ending just in time before someone gets hurt. John Kerry's stepson, Chris Heinz, 31, displayed his mother Teresa's famous lack of rhetorical restraint at a recent campaign event with a group of Wharton students. Philadelphia magazine reports: "Heinz accused Kerry's opponents - 'our enemies' - of making the race dirty. 'We didn't start out with negative ads calling George Bush a cokehead,' he said, before adding, 'I'll do it now.' Asked later about it, Heinz said, 'I have no evidence. He never sold me anything.'" Heinz also reminded writer Sasha Issenberg of Pat Buchanan by saying, "One...
  • Kerry stepson blasts Bush

    09/28/2004 2:51:40 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 59 replies · 1,513+ views
    Portland Maine Press Herald, ME ^ | September 28, 2004 | Chris Churchill
    WATERVILLE -- With unusually blunt language, John Kerry's stepson on Monday blasted President Bush during a visit to Colby College, calling the Republican "a complete flop" and asserting that American soldiers are "dying because of oil." Chris Heinz, 31, is the son of Theresa Heinz Kerry, who married John Kerry after the death of her first husband. Heinz has spent 18 months championing his stepfather's presidential bid and made stops Monday at Bates and Colby colleges and the Portland campus of the University of Southern Maine. Heinz's Maine campus tour is part of an ongoing effort by Democrats to get...
  • Chris Heinz on the stump in city for stepdad (Against Edwards for VP)

    07/06/2004 2:29:31 PM PDT · by wagglebee · 1 replies · 671+ views
    Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | 6/17/04 | Jack Kelly
    Chris Heinz yesterday campaigned in Pittsburgh for his stepfather, Sen. John F. Kerry, meeting supporters at a personal level and talking about personal matters.
  • They Said It! (Kerry Stepson Chris Heinz)

    07/06/2004 11:42:20 AM PDT · by RWR8189 · 7 replies · 2,102+ views
    KERRY STEPSON CHRIS HEINZ ON POTENTIAL VP NOMINEE: "I was very pro-[North Carolina Sen. John] Edwards in the spring ... But now I think we may need someone with stronger credentials on foreign policy." (Jack Kelly, “Chris Heinz On The Stump In City For Stepdad,” Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04169/333260.stm,  6/17/04)  
  • Chris Heinz learns the campaign ropes

    03/06/2004 9:10:08 PM PST · by paltz · 2 replies · 157+ views
    Boston Globe ^ | 11/23/2003 | Glen Johnson, Globe Staff
    <p>NEW YORK -- In the type of twist that helps leaven politics, John F. Kerry is getting help with his presidential campaign from a John F. Kennedy Jr. look-alike whose father was a Republican, who spent the early '90s admiring the politics of Bill Weld, and who has an unshakable sweet spot for George Bush -- the elder.</p>