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  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-09 ("Freeper Encounter Just Now at My Local Walgreen's!")

    09/25/2009 1:30:43 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 89 replies · 2,820+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2009 | DUmmie romantico, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    One of the recurring thread-types we have chronicled here at the DUmmie FUnnies over the last five years is the "My Encounter With A Freeper" thread. In a MEWAF thread, the DUmmie recounts an incident in which he or she either 1) converted the Freeper, 2) put down the Freeper, or simply 3) experienced bizarre boorish behavior from the Freeper. This latter subtype--a "MEWAF-III," as we call it in the trade--is what we are dealing with here today, a Freeper Encounter of the Third Kind. It should be noted, MEWAF threads may be more or less fictionalized to make...
  • Former teacher sentenced to jail for sex with student

    06/05/2009 12:28:14 PM PDT · by GQuagmire · 65 replies · 3,590+ views
    dailytribune.com ^ | ,June 4, 2009 | ANN ZANIEWSKI
    A former Holly High School music teacher accused of having sex with two students was sentenced to jail Wednesday and barred from most unsupervised contact with minors. Ranee Sue Proper hugged supporters before facing Oakland Circuit Judge Edward Sosnick, who sentenced her to five years probation, with the first nine months of that in Oakland County Jail. The judge also ordered her to participate in sex offender treatment and not to have any unsupervised contact with minors under 18 other than her own children and relatives’ children.