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  • A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

    01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST · by dhls · 6,335 replies · 37,707+ views
    Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll
    Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans...
  • ZOT! A Recommendation for you Bushbots

    05/13/2005 3:52:54 PM PDT · by not a bush leaguer · 121 replies · 2,931+ views
    Hey, you suckups to the twice selected Idiot in chief. Let me make a suggestion. Why don't you give the ultimate sacrifice to your Supreme Court/Diebold selected dunce? Why don't you sign up to go to Iraq and die for him? Your efforts won't go unappreciated either. I'll be sure and nominate all who do for Darwin awards.
  • Runaway bride: Wedding 'postponed,' not off

    04/30/2005 8:12:40 PM PDT · by ryan71 · 284 replies · 6,322+ views
    (CNN) ^ | Saturday, April 30, 2005 | Charles Molineaux and Rich Phillips
    Shortly before the plane touched down at 9 p.m. in Atlanta, a flight attendant handed out a written statement from the Wilbanks family to the media that said: "She has spoken to her fiance. He cannot wait to see her. She says the wedding is not called off, just postponed."
  • Hung for the Holidays

    11/24/2004 7:14:28 AM PST · by macsmind76 · 41 replies · 1,241+ views
    Macsmind | 11/24/2004 | macsmind
    HUNG FOR THE HOLIDAYS? Just in Time for the Holidays from the, "If you have ever wanted to shove a screwdriver in your nose, but needed just one thing to drive you to it" department, its: Available Now at Amazon! Also good for sending those relatives packing about the sixteenth time you play it in a row!   Enjoy!
  • Daily Kerry Crack-ups - September 6, 2004 (Photos)

    09/06/2004 5:49:36 PM PDT · by itsnevertoolate · 145 replies · 5,121+ views
    Yahoo! ^ | 9/6/2004 | Various
    Kerry stops in Cannonsburg, PA while Teresa makes her first public appearance in awhile by attending the Labor Day parade in Pittsburgh. Kerry goes on to Racine, WV, where he receives a shotgun (but the AP and the AFP can't tell a shotgun from a rifle). Kerry then heads to Cleveland, where he shows he is one tough hombre, even though he knows how to bow.   Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass., waves to supporters while visiting a neighborhood in Cannonsburg, Pa., on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)   U.S. Democratic presidential nominee Senator...