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  • A pony cart

    07/25/2005 10:31:01 PM PDT · by The Other Harry · 14 replies · 406+ views
    July 26, 2005 | self / vanity
    My lady friend in Oregon has been encouraging me to get a pony cart instead of a Vespa. At first, I thought she was joking, but she is not. She has it pretty well mapped out. The idea has some merit. The local kids would like the pony. (Could be a mule.) So would my dog. It would also be less expensive than the Vespa. In the short run, anyway. I just don’t know what the rules are. She says that I couldn't get arrested for drunk driving on a pony cart. I think she is mistaken about that. I...