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  • MUST SEE VIDEO>>> Top FL Democrat & Charlie Crist Fundraiser Caught in FOUL & OBSCENE DRUNKEN RANT

    09/04/2014 7:07:13 PM PDT · by Nachum · 33 replies
    The Gateway Pundit ^ | 9/4/14 | Jim Hoft
    CHECK OUT DRUNKEN RANT BY DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISER AND BOSS OF CHARLIE CRIST, WHO IS NOW THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA GOVERNORDrunk, Drunk, Drunk—Top Florida Democrat and Charlie Crist fundraiser John Morgan blows up in a DRUNKEN TIRADE! And it was ALL CAPTURED ON VIDEO!Democrat Charlie Crist is runnning for Governor in Florida.John Morgan went off script Thursday at “Boots and Buckles” in Lakeland. Via United West:
  • Obama's uncle due in court in drunken driving case

    02/29/2012 7:30:47 PM PST · by STARWISE · 18 replies
    My Fox Boston ^ | 2-26-12
    *snip* A police officer said (((Onyango))) Obama made a rolling stop at a stop sign and nearly caused his cruiser to crash into Obama's sport utility vehicle. Police said Obama registered 0.14 on a blood-alcohol test. The legal limit in Massachusetts is 0.08. A judge is expected to hear arguments Thursday on a motion to suppress statements he made to police and the test results. Immigration officials allege that Obama, originally from Kenya, violated a 1992 order to return to Kenya.
  • What's Next

    01/10/2012 11:39:28 AM PST · by reg45 · 19 replies
    self | 01/10/2012 | self
    With 38 million Americans involved in binge drinking, it is only a matter of time until the CDC calls for the repeal of the Twenty First Amendment.
  • Drunken Idiot Congressman Fires Disloyal Staffers

    12/10/2011 10:35:25 AM PST · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Representative Rick Larsen (D-Wash) dismissed three legislative aides after learning that they had “tweeted” tales of his on-the-job drunkenness, goofing off, and idiocy. “It’s a simple question of loyalty,” Larsen explained. “Anybody on my payroll is paid to make me look good, to help me be reelected, to serve my needs. If they can’t do that I don’t want them.” Larsen declined to address whether there was any truth to the tweets. “As Pontius Pilate once asked, ‘what is truth?’” Larsen recalled. “The perspectives of these ‘wet-behind-the-ears’ novices cannot be taken seriously. I’ve been in Congress for over a decade....
  • Dunkin' Donuts 'rampage' caught on video...

    05/23/2011 7:00:11 PM PDT · by Niuhuru · 63 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | Last updated at 7:35 PM on 23rd May 2011 | By Daily Mail Reporter
    In perhaps the ultimate sugar high, nearly two dozen young people allegedly mobbed a Dunkin' Donuts in an historic district of New York City, 'terrorizing' employees and making off with sweets and drinks. The 'swarm mob' rampage was caught on video, with highlights posted online. According to local news site DNAinfo.com, the mob descended on the shop just after 8 p.m. on May 16, at 75 Christopher Street in New York's Greenwich Village neighbourhood.
  • Obama: Republicans push vision of "shrunken America"

    04/27/2011 9:43:28 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 40 replies
    Yahoo ^ | 4/27/11 | Matt Spetalnick - Reuters
    NEW YORK (Reuters) – President Barack Obama on Wednesday accused Republicans of using their cost-cutting proposals to push a vision of a "shrunken America" as he sought to rally supporters on a re-election fundraising drive in New York. At a trio of events aimed at rekindling the enthusiasm of his 2008 presidential campaign, Obama touted his economic policies and budget plan and urged Republicans to engage in a "serious debate" on tackling the nation's debt and deficits. But even as he tried to reconnect with his party's base, he acknowledged that many Americans remained frustrated by tough economic conditions and...
  • Governor Wants to Pardon Morrison

    12/06/2010 9:49:41 AM PST · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 4 December 2010 | John Semmens
    As his final act before leaving office in January, Florida Governor Charlie Crist says he wants to pardon Jim Morrison. Morrison was convicted of indecent exposure during a rock concert performance in Miami in 1969. By all accounts, Morrison was extremely intoxicated and abusive toward the audience. In the midst of a largely inept performance, Morrison asked the audience “Do you wanna see my cock?” whereupon he unzipped his fly and dangled his member. “There was nothing indecent about Jim Morrison,” Crist said. “His body was a thing of beauty. He should not have been prosecuted for sharing a rarely...
  • China's UN diplomat in drunken rant against Americans

    09/09/2010 7:32:44 AM PDT · by LibWhacker · 17 replies
    Telegraph ^ | 9/9/10 | Peter Foster
    China's top-ranking UN diplomat embarked on a drunken rant against the UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, telling his boss he'd "never liked" him, and adding for good measure that he didn't like Americans either.The outburst by Sha Zukang at a retreat for top UN officials in the Austrian ski resort of Alpbach left senior UN officials cringing in embarrassment as others tried to convince him to put down the microphone, according to Washington-based Foreign Policy magazine. "I know you never liked me Mr. Secretary-General – well, I never liked you, either," said Mr Sha as Mr Ban looked on, smiling...
  • California Dominates America's Drunkest Cities, Mag Says

    02/05/2010 8:29:33 AM PST · by Harley · 38 replies · 1,041+ views
    MyFoxNY ^ | 02.04.10 | Newscore
    Turns out the coast isn’t the wettest part of California. Three Golden State cities are among the top ten “drunkest” in America, according to a survey by Men’s Health magazine posted Thursday, with Fresno’s 500,000 residents knocking back the most suds. Reno, Nevada took the runner-up slot and Billings, Montana grabbed the bronze. Riverside and Bakersfield in California were numbers four and ten, respectively. On the other end of the spectrum, in spite of being a hub for thirsty college students, Boston is the nation’s “least drunk” city, the magazine found. Three of America’s teetotaler cities were in the New...
  • Man with donated liver hits 0.39 BAC

    12/09/2009 3:20:49 PM PST · by WOBBLY BOB · 22 replies · 782+ views
    lacross tribune ^ | 12-9-09 | Tribune staff
    A liver transplant recipient was given a public intoxication warning Monday afternoon after he registered a 0.39 percent blood-alcohol level, according to La Crosse police reports. The 34-year-old man was found on a curb at Springbrook Way and Cliffside Drive about 3 p.m., reports stated. He could not stand or walk unassisted when a family member took him home, police noted. He was taken to Gundersen Lutheran Medical Center for detoxification.
  • Robot Fight Club (humor -hey we need a break from obama)

    03/06/2009 5:47:25 PM PST · by robomatik · 14 replies · 1,639+ views
    liveleak ^ | unk. | skynet
    "Action packed! These little robots have some fast moves, battling it out for fame and glory. Funny stuff." I can't figure out if this is the coolest robot duel ever -or just a group of drunken unemployed Japanese techies having a good time? Enjoy!
  • UPDATE: "Drunken Negro Face" Cookies On Sale at Greenwich Village Bakery (in honor of Obama)

    01/26/2009 1:31:59 PM PST · by LibWhacker · 49 replies · 1,900+ views
    Gothamist ^ | 1/23/09
    [UPDATE BELOW] At at a time when any decent baker should have been selling racially harmonious black and white cookies by the truckload, one Greenwich Village bakery popular with celebrities and shows like Sex and the City has outraged neighbors by selling a "Drunken Negro Face" cookie in, um, "honor" of President Obama. [Video below.] A shocked customer tells My Fox NY that Ted Kefalinos, proprietor of Lafayette French Pastry, asked her, "Would you like some drunken negro heads to go with your coffee? They're in honor of our new president. He's following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln;...
  • California activist found slain in New Orleans

    10/02/2008 3:31:36 PM PDT · by SmithL · 63 replies · 1,957+ views
    New Orleans (AP) -- New Orleans police said Thursday they are investigating the slaying of a 25-year-old San Francisco community activist found shot in the head in a hurricane-battered part of the city. Kirsten Brydum had arrived in the city two days before her body was found Saturday morning in a desolate part of the city's 9th Ward neighborhood, said Marlon Defillo, assistant superintendent of the New Orleans Police Department.
  • Drunker teenager who attacked Tower Hamlets clergyman is given community service

    06/25/2008 4:45:10 PM PDT · by forkinsocket · 9 replies · 222+ views
    Newham Recorder ^ | 24 June 2008 | Staff
    A DRUNKEN teenager who took part in a vicious gang attack on an Anglican clergyman has walked free from court. Babul Islam, 19, was one of three Asian youths who assaulted Canon Michael Ainsworth in his churchyard at St George-in-the-East Church in Shadwell. Father-of-four Mr Ainsworth, 57, spent 12 days in hospital after he was kicked and punched in the head in what was described at the time as a "faith-hate" attack on March 5 this year. It was claimed one of the yobs shouted "f***ing priest" during the attack which only stopped when another group of youths intervened and...
  • HOCKEY TEAM GOES ON DRUNKEN RAMPAGE AFTER LEAGUE DISBANDED MID-SEASON...

    02/15/2008 4:06:16 PM PST · by Phantom Lord · 47 replies · 1,044+ views
    The Post Journal ^ | 02/15/08 | Patrick Fanelli
    Vikings Go On Rampage At Lodge Presumedly seeking revenge against the Mid-Atlantic Hockey League for calling it quits in the middle of the season, several players with the Jamestown Vikings trashed the historic Vikings Lodge on the corner of Washington and West Fourth Street early Thursday, leaving most of the building in shambles. Trash and debris were everywhere, especially on the second and third floors where the stench of beer and rotting food was almost overpowering. Bar stools were smashed through doors, and virtually every piece of glass in the building had been shattered, the broken shards unavoidable underfoot. ‘‘They...
  • Killed proving spirit ‘isn’t flammable’

    01/10/2008 1:53:48 PM PST · by DancesWithCats · 10 replies · 282+ views
    Metro.co.uk ^ | jan 20 2008 | DancesWithCats
    Thursday, January 10, 2008 Cigarette Cigarette proved fatal A drunken man died after setting fire to himself in a fruitless bid to prove white spirit was not flammable, an inquest heard. Michael Toye doused himself with the fluid during an argument with friend Paul Deacon before putting a cigarette lighter to his trousers. Mr Deacon said he extinguished the ensuing flames but was asked not to call for help by Mr Toye, who said: 'I'm all right, I just want a fag and a beer.' They were drinking at Mr Toye's flat on April 12 last year at the time...
  • I May Or May Not Leave Free Republic

    01/01/2008 12:13:53 AM PST · by B-Chan · 91 replies · 389+ views
    brucelewis.com ^ | 2008.01.01 | B-Chan
    I May Or May Not Leave Free Republic I'll decide after I finish this bottle of champagne.
  • Drunken German joyrider kills 300 chickens

    08/12/2007 10:07:49 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 9 replies · 258+ views
    Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 8/12/07 | Reuters
    BERLIN (Reuters) - Three hundred chickens died in panic early on Sunday when a drunken German teenager on a joyride crashed a van into their shed, police said. "Apparently some of the chickens were so desperate to get away that they ran into the wall and died," the spokesman said. "Others suffered heart attacks." The 17-year-old from the western city of Kassel crashed the van through the wall of a shed containing around 1,000 birds and then returned to a nearby fairground where he was staying, according to a spokesman for the local police. The youth was arrested.
  • Drunken German emerges unscathed from under train

    04/16/2007 11:59:52 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 2 replies · 550+ views
    Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 4/16/07 | Reuters
    BERLIN (Reuters) - A drunken man who fell under a train after being jolted out of a nap at a railway station emerged unscathed from beneath the locomotive. The 19-year-old had fallen asleep on the station platform in Cologne but was startled by the incoming train. Losing his balance, he fell in front of the locomotive, police said. "According to the man he fell exactly between the two tracks and just felt a light knock on the head," Cologne police said in a statement. The shocked train driver pulled the emergency brakes only to see the man emerge unaided from...
  • Man survives 17-story fall (Drunken Antics in the Twin Cities)

    01/20/2007 12:40:34 PM PST · by MplsSteve · 44 replies · 2,327+ views
    Minneapolis StarTribune (aka The Red Star) ^ | 1/20/07 | Tom Ford - Staff Reporter
    A 29-year-old man who was apparently horsing around with some friends crashed through a window and fell 16 stories at the downtown Minneapolis Hyatt Regency early Saturday morning. His most severe injury? A broken leg. The man must have "an angel on his shoulder or something," said Minneapolis police Lt. Dale Barsness. "He's a lucky guy." The man, identified by a police report as Joshua S. Hanson, landed on a roof overhang near the hotel's main entrance along the Nicollet Mall, police said.