http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/dufu/ en-us Sun, 19 May 2013 05:47:18 GMT Focus Forum 15 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3021231/posts When in doubt, pull it out. Pull what out, you ask? Why, the Race Card, of course. It always comes in handy whenever Our President comes under attack. And so it is for such a time as this that the Race Card was created. For this has been a very rough week or so for Dear Leader. I mean, the Benghazi scandal, which just won't go away, now has been joined by the IRS targeting scandal and the AP record-seizing scandal. Oy! Time for the Big Guy to take a golfing vacation somewhere, I guess, to get a little... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3021231/posts#comment Sun, 19 May 2013 05:47:18 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3019026/posts Today we visit two DUmmie threads that may seem like they're not related, but really they are. I'm referring to this THREAD, "So ladies think there's any hope for me?" and this THREAD, "78,000 apply for one-way mission to Mars." Don't worry if you don't see the connection now. All things will become clear. So let us board our Curiosity rover and explore the terrain of Planet DUmmieland, in Red Planet Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready to do a DUFU on DUFOs, is in the [brackets]: So ladies think there's any hope... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3019026/posts#comment Tue, 14 May 2013 00:24:40 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3010947/posts Let's see. . . . April 15, Tax Day. . . . Boston, site of the original Tea Party. . . . Boston, America's most liberal city. . . . "Patriots' Day," a term that the wingnuts would love to use. . . . So who are the obvious perpetrators of the Boston Marathon bombing? Why, right-wing white Christian conservatives, of course! Teabaggers! TeaBOMBERS! That was the immediate and quite predictable reaction of the DUmmies in the wake of last week's bombing. Never mind the fact that 99% of all terrorist attacks in the world over the past 40+... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3010947/posts#comment Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:36:11 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2992917/posts Every once in a while, a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! is so artful that he can infiltrate a DUmmieland thread and actually string together a series of conservative posts before he gets himself banned. This is what we have today from DUmmie/LFT liberal_economist, who discombobulates the DUmmies here in this THREAD started by genuine DUmmie samrock, "They should not be called entitlements.. they are earned benefits!!" What DUmmie liberal_economist does that so upsets the DUmmies is to expose the real basis of socialist wealth redistribution, i.e., that basically the government steals your money from you by force and redistributes it... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2992917/posts#comment Sun, 3 Mar 2013 00:02:30 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2991017/posts Last week President Obama held a photo op an important news conference in which he warned Americans of the dire, disastrous consequences if the Eeevil Republicans have their way and the dreaded, draconian SEQUESTER goes into effect!! Jobs will be lost! Vital services will be lost!! LIVES will be lost!!! Planes will fall out of the sky! First responders won't be there to respond! Teachers will be out of a job! Roads and bridges! Crumbling infrastructure! SCHOOLS! Children's SCHOOLS, Mandrake! The Children--think of The Children!!!! "My fellow Americans, just look at these carefully selected stage props these brave first... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2991017/posts#comment Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:58:59 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2990244/posts The bloom is off Obamassiah's rose, I think. Some of the DUmmies are starting to see the Vacationer-in-Chief for what he is: a craven politician, beholden to Big Money, who talks a good game, rousing discontent against "the wealthiest among us," all the while stashing their cash in his back pocket. Witness this THREAD, "Obama played golf with oil giants during climate rally." Some of the DUmmies are bummed out. But many of them continue to back Our President, no matter what. I think the Obama worshipers still outnumber the hyper-progs who don't think he's leftist enough. But the... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2990244/posts#comment Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:06:34 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2981578/posts William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods William Rivers Pitt has been on a roll lately. He's been invigorated by Obozo's victory, and emboldened by the big push for gun control. So much so, that lately William has gone into Internet Tough Guy mode. Wee Willie has been talking SMACK to the imaginary Secondment Amendment supporters he's been addressing, and he has them literally shaking in their imaginary boots. We take you back to this past Saturday, when Mr. Pitt was in his cups and feeling especially feisty and in high DUdgeon. William... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2981578/posts#comment Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:14:33 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2979194/posts As you can see above, at one time, the DUmmies had no greater hero than Dennis Kucinich. There was nobody they liked better. The former Boy Mayor of Cleveland, the former Wunderkind of the Cuyahoga, the truest, bluest progressive in Congress, the prog-preferred presidential aspirant in '04 and '08, and a moonbat as wacky as the DUmmies themselves--there was no one who could surpass Dennis Kucinich in the eyes of the DUmmies. But all that has changed now. Due to Ohio losing a seat in Congress, Rep. Kucinich was forced into a primary against fellow congressperson Marcy Kaptur--and he... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2979194/posts#comment Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:16:33 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2977129/posts GRAYSON-WARREN 2016 No more teabaggers like Obama or Clinton! When is left not left enough? When it's Hillary Rodham Clinton. You see, to the DUmmies, Hillary is not hardcore-left enough. They pillory Hillary. To them, she's practically a teabagging Rethuglican. So is Obama, for that matter. The DUmmies have been looking ahead to 2016, and they do not like what they see. For it seems that HILLARY! will be the heir apparent, and she's not radical-Communist enough for their tastes. So the DUmmies have begun to search about, looking for a more progressive alternative. It doesn't matter if their choice... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2977129/posts#comment Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:18:35 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2974655/posts It's 2013. Do you know where your Socialist Paradise is? What's the matter, DUmmies, you say you can't find it? Where did it go? I thought that by now everything would be hunky-dory. You guys should be jumping for joy. I mean, Our President got re-elected. Some of the Obamacare provisions are starting to kick in. The Congress and Our President just got this fiscal cliff deal done, which will raise taxes on the evil rich. What more could you want? Aren't these the things you've been hoping for? Aren't these the things that will cause the economy to... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2974655/posts#comment Thu, 3 Jan 2013 20:26:10 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2973706/posts Distraught DUmmies protest the fraudulent DUmmie of the Year results that cost Nadin Brzezinski her title. As you know, our friends over at Conservative Cave conduct the annual polling to determine the winner of the much-coveted "DUmmie of the Year" (DOTY) award. Last year's winner, and deservedly so, was DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, affectionately known in these parts as Know-it-all Nadin. Nads blew the competition AWAY with her countless, unintentionally hilarious posts, filled with malaprops, misspellings, all-knowingness, and general condescension, on subjects as far-ranging as Fukushima gas clouds, trend-spotting and tipping points, her own coverage as a "journalist" of the Occupy... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2973706/posts#comment Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:52:00 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2973017/posts President Oahu has cut short his vacation to save the nation from economic catastrophe--even though he has run up trillions of dollars in debt and shows no signs of wanting to cut spending. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid-my-lips-more-new-taxes stands ready to avert financial doom--even though he has not been able to get the Senate to pass a budget in years. And these are the people who will keep us from going over the fiscal cliff? The DUmmies are talking fiscal cliff these days, albeit reluctantly. The stuff makes their head hurt, and it is not as emotionally satisfying as... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2973017/posts#comment Fri, 28 Dec 2012 22:06:49 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2972416/posts It's a longstanding tradition here at DUmmie FUnnies: seeing how the DUmmies manage to annoy their relatives at family gatherings for Thanksgiving and Christmas. And this year is no different. We'll see how obnoxious the DUmmies can be here in this THREAD, "How Do You Deal With Republican Relatives During The Holidays?" But before we do, let's sing this DUmmieland holiday classic! I'LL BE DUMB FOR CHRISTMASTune: "I'll Be Home for Christmas"I'll be DUmb for Christmas, You can count on me; I'll have polls on gun control-- And the President's on TV! Christmas Eve you'll hear me Spout my... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2972416/posts#comment Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:28:04 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2971140/posts Well, it's December 21st. And we're still here. So far. But the day is not over yet. Should we be worried? Whenever there is a subject about which we are not sure, we know there is one place we can turn where we can find out the answers. And that is, to the World's Foremost Authority, the reigning DUmmie Of The Year . . . yes, Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski. Nadin knows Mayan calendars. Heck, what is there that she DOESN'T know? The DUmmies, amid all their threads about gun control and the fiscal cliff, have spent some time noting... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2971140/posts#comment Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:44:50 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2969779/posts Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Jim DeMint: Republican diversity, Democrat nightmare First of all, let me say right off the bat: I do not want to do a whole DUFU on the DUmmies' demand for gun control. Not that there's any lack of material. All of DUmmieland, 90+% of the threads right now--this is ALL they're talking about. Here are some typical, actual thread titles: "F*** the 2nd Amendment!!!" "F*** THE NRA!" "Nobody needs to own a gun. NOBODY." "To the 2nd amendment extremists - you have the blood of children on your hands." "If there are bigger pussies in the... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2969779/posts#comment Tue, 18 Dec 2012 04:53:34 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2968796/posts The DUmmies and their fellow travelers around the world are tax-devouring chowhounds with an insatiable appetite. As long as there are people in the world with more money than they themselves possess, they want to tax those b*st*rds mercilessly and spread the wealth around. "Eat the rich!" is the leftist cry. And so a problem arises when the evil rich, tired of their unjust tax burden, pack up their bags and leave. They move to somewhere that won't tax them so onerously--to another city, to another state, to another country. And that is what is happening now in Britain... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2968796/posts#comment Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:47:28 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2966643/posts The DUmmies LOVE taxes! They just love them! Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, TAX!!! More taxes, higher taxes, more, more, more! As long as the DUmmies themselves don't have to pay them. But tax the other guy? Sure! Tax 'em out the wazoo! Where to find more food to feed the federal Leviathan? Big Government has a Big Appetite. Sandra Fluke's pills don't come cheap, you know. So where to look? Corporations, of course. Rich people, of course. They're all evil. (Well, all of them except for the deep-pocket Democrat donors, I guess.) Let's see, whom haven't we... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2966643/posts#comment Fri, 7 Dec 2012 19:19:39 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2962445/posts It's an annual holiday tradition here at DUmmie FUnnies. We monitor how the DUmmies spend their Thanksgiving and Christmas. Now you may be asking yourself, "Self, how can the DUmmies celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas, when a) they don't have a God to give thanks to, and b) they don't believe in Christ?" Good question. Nevertheless, the DUmmies do observe these holidays, not according to the purpose for which they were created, but rather as occasions for family gatherings, where they, left-wing moonbats that they are, can interact with their normal relatives and irritate the heck out of them. So... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2962445/posts#comment Fri, 23 Nov 2012 21:57:37 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2962291/posts 'Twas the night before Friday, when all through the DUmp, Just one DUmmie was sniffing, she was getting a jump. A story was breaking! 'Twas time to prepare-- Yes, Nadin Brzezinski soon would be there! The DUmmies, all smug in their Bolshevik Red, Were boring me stiff till I noticed this THREAD: "On Friday, Black Friday," Nads exclaimed with a shout, "The workers of Walmart all will walk out!" Nadin, Girl Reporter, was posting this crap, So I knew that a DUFU just fell in my lap. You know she'll be there for a story this big With press... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2962291/posts#comment Fri, 23 Nov 2012 03:55:02 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2961218/posts The Obama Economy continues apace. Another business shutting down. Thousands of jobs lost. More tax revenue lost. Ho-hum. But no Ho-Hos. Or Ding-Dongs. Or Twinkies. Or Wonder Bread. Hostess is going out of business. And even the DUmmies are having to adjust, as we see in this BREAD THREAD by DUmmie boston bean, "Do not laugh, I beg of you do not laugh!" Then we'll also look at this THREAD, "Here is what is going to happen to Twinkies." So let us push our carts up and down the aisles of DUmmieland, in search of Dead Bread Red, while... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2961218/posts#comment Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:38:06 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2959213/posts The Boys of DUmmer. The Triumvirate. The Troika. The Powers That Be. And they would be (pictured above): Head DUmmie Skinner (center); his Mini-Me, Assistant Head DUmmie EarlG (the little guy); and Techno DUmmie Elad (the other guy). As you can see from their appearance at some swank soiree where they were wined and dined, the Troika are living high on the hog, galavanting to and fro, from one high-falutin' shindig to the next, hobnobbing with the movers and the shakers, rubbing elbows with the rich and powerful. (Well, usually not Elad. The other two generally don't let him... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2959213/posts#comment Wed, 14 Nov 2012 03:38:11 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2958778/posts AND OFTEN Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie. We have seen this, and said this, many times over the years. The DUmmie DUbble standard is always in effect. And so it is when it comes to vote(r) fraud. Actually, the DUmmies prefer to use the term "election fraud," since "vote(r) fraud" implies that it is done by individual voters (i.e., Democrats), whereas "election fraud" is done by unseen evil powers manipulating electronic voting machines (i.e., Diebold) whenever a Democrat loses. The DUmmies contend, on the basis of no evidence whatsoever, that both the 2000 and 2004 elections were stolen by evil... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2958778/posts#comment Tue, 13 Nov 2012 01:27:36 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2957857/posts Elections have consequences. We tried to tell you that, DUmmies. Governor Romney tried to tell you that. He said that Obamacare would be a jobs-killer. But did you believe him? Did you believe us? NOOO!! Well, guess what? Now that your beloved Barack managed to come up with enough votes in Florida, Ohio, and Virginia to get his sorry ass re-elected--which means that Obamacare now will not be reversed in the foreseeable future--guess what has started to happen, even starting the day after the election? That's right. Let the layoffs begin! You see, DUmmies, you get what you vote... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2957857/posts#comment Sat, 10 Nov 2012 06:52:08 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2957617/posts "Let's all be pals now, shall we? And why don't you poor, misguided, voting-against-your-own-interests Republicans--why don't you all come over to OUR campfire here at Kamp Kumbaya and stay for a while and become enlightened like us?" That's the theme here in this day-after THREAD by DUmmie dawg, "A serious and sympathetic post for any lurking conservatives." So it turns out the DUmmies like us, after all. Isn't that nice? Let's all get along. Just pull out our spines and lobotomize our brains, and we can all become one big happy family, living in a beautiful Prog Land of... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2957617/posts#comment Fri, 9 Nov 2012 18:48:37 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2955559/posts Nobody in their right mind is predicting a huge Obama victory. Most all the polls are showing a dead heat in the popular vote. In terms of electoral votes, many of the swing states that could decide the election--those too show a margin of only a percentage point or two, one way or the other. It looks too close to call with any confidence. The consensus seems to be that it will be one of three possibilities: a) Romney could win narrowly, b) if there is a bit of a wave, it's more likely to go to the challenger,... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2955559/posts#comment Tue, 6 Nov 2012 08:14:30 GMT