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  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-14-11 (WTF? Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland)

    09/14/2011 9:27:57 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 60 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 14, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    WTF? Weprin lost to Turner, and it shouldn't have happened. So now the DUmmies are looking for someone to blame. A circular firing squad has formed, and the first shots have been fired. There's Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland! PJ has already given you one DUFU this morning on the stunning NY-9 election. But the result is so delicious, it's worth a second edition. It's a DUbble-DUFU Wednesday! I'm sampling from a bunch of different threads, so no particular link. DUmmies in the Bolshevik Red. Me, Charles Henrickson, in the [brackets]. And away we go: Boy. The people spoke LOUDLY>...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-09-11 ("Best Presidential Address in Decades!")

    09/09/2011 6:19:07 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 46 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 9, 2011 | Dummie MineralMan, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    So how many stars did the DUmmies give The King's Speech? Let's find out, shall we? DUmmie MineralMan, for one, gives it two thumbs up, as we see here in this THREAD, "Best Presidential Address in Decades!" So let us read the rave raving reviews, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--amazed at all the shell games, false dichotomies, straw men, and outright lies packed onto one teleprompter--is in the [Barackets]: Best Presidential Address in Decades! [Maybe in CENTURIES! It was the bestest EVER!!] If you don't like some of it, listen to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-11 (Pitt backs down on Obama backing down on Hoffa's comments)

    09/07/2011 11:09:29 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Well, that didn't take long. Will is dancing the Tepid Two-Step. Let's sing while he dances! SELF-RECANTED EVENINGTune: "Some Enchanted Evening"Self-recanted evening, When you see the flip-flops, You may see where Pitt stops Across the DUmmieland. And somehow you know, You know even then, That sometime you'll see him Recant once again. Self-aggrandized weaving, Bloviating windbag, Going where the wind blows, Not knowing where to stand. He'll write to the left-- That's left to go right-- Will's so busy dancing, He can't sleep at night. Who can explain Pitt? Who can tell you why? Will gives two versions, Neither...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-06-11 ("Biden: 'I am about to be let loose.'")

    09/06/2011 4:49:49 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 51 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 6, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    At a Big Labor rally yesterday in Ohio, Vice-President Joe Biden stirred up the crowd by saying, "I am about to be let loose." WHOA! Look out now! Joey Plugs is on the prowl! Yes, it's time once again for . . . "Rogaine and Biden's Gaffe-In"! Joe Biden just has that effect on people. Even when he tries to sound tough, he comes across as a buffoon. The only thing loose on him is a screw. The Clown Prince of Politics just can't help it! But as far as going after conservatives with tough, angry threats, Biden wasn't...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-11 (DUmmies Go Into Labor Day)

    09/04/2011 11:51:58 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 48 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies are going into Labor--Labor Day, that is--with noble visions of Joe Hill and Jimmy Hoffa and Norma Rae dancing in their heads. Workers of the world, unite! Solidarity forever! Yes, the DUmmies go all Wobbly on Labor Day. Never mind that in recent decades Big Labor, along with Big Government, have probably COST Americans jobs, driving businesses overseas or out of business. No, one must cling to one's romantic notions. So, several threads in our DUFU today, a couple started by DUmmie Taverner and one by DUmmie nadinbrzezinski: This THREAD, "Time for a Labor Movement NOW!" and...
  • DUmmie FUnnies (Obama The Magic Republican)

    09/03/2011 1:39:01 AM PDT · by danielmryan · 8 replies
    DUmmie Funnies | Sept. 3, 2011 | Rookie Daniel M. Ryan and DUmmies
    All right. Self-appointed newbie Daniel M. Ryan here with the latest outpouring of righteous frustration and noble despair at the DUmp. After a Dem had the forethought to stick the latest poll results into Obama's teleprompter, The 0ne thought quick and killed off the job-killing EPA regs. The DUmmies were deprived, and that made them depraved. So depraved, in fact, many of them are turning on The Anointed One! True fact: one DUmmie was so frustrated and despairing, he actually wished Mitt Romney or - gasp - Rick Perry would win next year's election. Said DUmmie must be one of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-11 ("Chant of 'tax the rich' growing louder in nation")

    09/02/2011 10:47:48 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 2, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies like to work themselves up into a good frothing every now and then--oh, like, every five hours or so. And a favorite target--maybe THE favorite target, along with Christians--is THE RICH! BOO! HISS! The EEEVIL Rich! Tax them! Confiscate their goods! Smear them with Michael Moore's excrement! Make them watch episodes of "Pink Lady and Jeff"! NOTHING could be bad enough to do to rich people! So it should come as no surprise on this Labor Day weekend that currently near the top of DUmmieland's "Greatest" list is this THREAD, "Chant of 'tax the rich' growing louder...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-01-11 ("The President has decided not to 'go big'.")

    09/01/2011 4:39:42 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 66 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 1, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Smallball. That's what President Obama is doing. The reason he looks so weak and ineffective is that it's a . . . a ploy, a tactic, strategy even--yeah, that's what it is! He WANTS to not do much. But that has the DUmmies in a tizzy, of course. They had such high expectations . . . now dashed to smithereens. The disappointment and the anger are palpable, here in this THREAD, "The President has decided not to 'go big'." So let us now join the DUmmies as they decide to "go DUmb," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-31-11 ("Obama Bows to Boehner")

    08/31/2011 10:05:08 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 60 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 31, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    "Obama Bows to Boehner." That is not only a quote now all over the news headlines according to Google but also comes from this DUmmie THREAD, "Is there some strategic move I'm missing with the debate scheduling?" And KUDOS to FReeper Roscoe Karnes from whom I am stealing his BRILLIANT photo which perfectly summed up the situation. I know that the DUmmies after seeing that photo will be dying to use it so I am giving them permission to indulge and steal it as I did. Another image I have is of Obama right now acting like Col. Saito...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-26-11 (Hurricane Nadin hits DUmmieland!)

    08/26/2011 9:46:19 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 39 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 26, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Yesterday it was earthquakes, today it's hurricanes. Is there ANYTHING Know-it-all Nadin is not an expert on? You would THINK a woman sitting in her fallout shelter in San Diego would not know much about hurricanes in the Atlantic. But that is where you would be wrong. For nadinbrzezinski, the World's Foremost Authority, has timely, possibly life-saving, advice for all those East Coasters who would not know how to handle a hurricane otherwise. Nadin is kinda like Superman, you know. Be it a tsunami in Japan, contaminated cow's milk in California, an earthquake in Virginia, or a hurricane in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-25-11 (Know-it-all Nadin, the Master of Disaster, takes on quakes)

    08/25/2011 3:11:21 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 25, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    It was jokes like the one in the graphic above that got nadinbrzezinski going this time. You see, the West Coast DUmmies were making fun of the East Coast DUmmies for getting all panicky over an earthquake that the Westies considered a tiny tremor. But nadinbrzezzzzsnnnnski, herself a West Coaster, didn't like that. Know-it-all Nadin knows earthquakes, and she knows how serious they can be. So Nadin posted several threads lecturing everyone on these things (although it doesn't take much for her to reach that tipping point), including this THREAD, "Several things about this quake, and why we west...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-21-11 ("What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama?")

    08/21/2011 8:37:43 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 52 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | Augusut 21, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Democratic Underground is more like Democratic Underwhelmed these days, at least as far as President Obama is concerned. To say there is an enthusiasm gap would be the Democratic Understatement of the year. In today's edition of DUmmie FUnnies, DUmmie kentuck posts this THREAD, "What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama?" and the answers he gets are Decidedly Underwhelming. It's a case of damning with faint prez. So let us join the disillusioned, dispirited DUmmies, in Blehh-shevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, not surprised that the Occidental Tourist would...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-11 (Fired DUmmie asks, "Describe your dream job.")

    08/18/2011 2:59:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2011 | DUmmie Chan790, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmie Chan790 must be bucking to be the Jobs Czar for Obama's proposed Department of Jobs. You see, DUmmie Chan790 got fired from his job as a bankster, as documented here in this THREAD, "Today, I was fired. Ask me anything about banking!" and now he is contemplating a new occupation--and getting ideas from his fellow DUmmies--as we see here in this THREAD, "Describe your dream job." So let us now explore the fascinating--yet almost oxymoronic--field of DUmmies at work, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--who, if he had followed his boyhood...
  • DUmmie FUnnies Writer First to Coin 'Magical Misery Tour'

    08/16/2011 6:42:41 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 37 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | August 16, 2011 | P.J. Gladnick
    So who was the first to coin Barack Obama's "non-campaign" campaign bus tour as "Magical Misery Tour?" Was it Mitt Romney or Rush Limbaugh? Answer: Neither. The first person documented to have so coined the bus tour was my DUmmie FUnnies co-author  Charles Henrickson as you can see documented in his August 9 Free Republic post:#57 (same number as the number of states in the Obama States of America).  Charles also posted a DUmmie FUnnies edition on August 14 by that same name which included a parody song about the "Magical Misery Tour" sung to the tune of Magical Mystery...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-11 ("Magical Misery Tour": DUmmies throw Obama's bus tour under the bus)

    08/14/2011 5:35:48 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 60 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Hiya, cousin. . . . You say you're down because the economy is in the crapper? You say you're unemployed and you can't find a job? And you're worried about next year's elections, because President Obama's approval rating has dipped under 40% for the first time? Is that what's bothering you, bunkie? WELL, LIFT UP YOUR HEAD AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD TO A BREAD LINE NEAR YOU! WHY, IT'S PRESIDENT OBAMA ON A BUS! WHOOPEEEE!!! Yes, starting tomorrow, everything will be right with the world once again, as President Barack Obama embarks on...
  • Not-quite-ready-for-DUmmie-FUnnies: Obama 2012 Slogans

    08/07/2011 9:51:51 PM PDT · by Choose Ye This Day · 28 replies · 1+ views
    The DUmp | August 7, 2011 | DUmmies and Choose Ye This Day
    The Dummies are revolting. They no longer love and worship their ObaMessiah, as evidenced in this thread, . This whole thread may have been written by Lousy Freeper Trolls, but I don’t think so. The Dummies are definitely sick of their wunderkind of four years ago. They come up with some surprisingly humorous campaign slogans for the One Who Has Let the Socialists Down (the irony being they can’t figure out that he really is a socialist). So let’s enjoy their Bumper Sticker Slogans which are in Commie Red: WTF! Really. Its official. "Win the future" Winning the Future That’s...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-11 (Know-it-all Nadin wants to know: "How long until we take to the streets?")

    07/19/2011 7:38:54 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 58 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Revolution is a-brewin'. Or at least it should be. Heck, things are so bad--the tipping point should have been tipped and the Rubicon crossed long ago--the Revolution ought to be NOW! And Know-it-all Nadin, that is, DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, is getting impatient. So she lays down the challenge to her fellow DUmmies, here in this THREAD, "How long until we take to the streets?" Of course, while excoriating others for not TAKING IT TO THE STREETS, Nadin herself will sit safely ensconced in her fallout shelter in San Diego, sipping triage milk and dispensing tidbits of wisdom and sage...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-17-11 ("I'm very close to breaking up with my man because of Republicans")

    07/17/2011 6:18:06 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 83 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 17, 2011 | DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Politics makes for strange bedfellows. And politics can also make for *estranged* bedfellows, when the fellow is a Rethuglican and you're a DUmmie. Such is the case for DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri, who is thisclose to breaking up with her boyfriend, the right-winger. By her own account, Sarah's beau is a nice guy, and he treats her just fine, but he IS a Rethug, and that is driving DUmmie Sarah NUts! So instead of Dear Abby, Sarah resorts to Dear DUmmie for advice, as we see in this THREAD, "I'm very close to breaking up with my man because of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-14-11 (Obama's debt threat: No Social Security for you!)

    07/14/2011 5:01:55 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 14, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    President Obama has issued his debt threat: No Social Security for you! Unless the Rethugs agree to raise the debt ceiling by August 2, Obama is threatening to withhold SS checks. That's right, Mr. President, make an empty threat designed to scare seniors sh*tless, in order to get your way! Such leadership! So, is this brilliant political strategy or irresponsible scare tactics? Opinion is divided in DUmmieland, as we see in this THREAD, "If no deal by Aug. 2, Obama can't guarantee Social Security checks will go out." So let us see what the DUmmies think of Obama's debt...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-12-11 ("Guts" Grayson drops "In" to fleece the DUmmies)

    07/12/2011 9:41:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 12, 2011 | DUmmies, Alan "Guts" Grayson, and Charles Henrickson
    Looney Tunes Leftie Alan Grayson is a GOD in DUmmieland! And the defeated one-term congressman from Outlandish, Florida, has just announced that he will TRY AGAIN in 2012. This sent a buzz through DUmmieland like you wouldn't believe! And then, lo and behold, The Man himself showed up, in the DUmp, to greet the faithful! It's like a rock star--no, a movie star--dropping by to pay a visit on the little people! But in reality, Alan "Guts" Grayson just dropped in to . . . FLEECE THE DUMMIES! Yes, he didn't actually INTERACT with these morans, he just stopped...