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  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-12 (The May Day When Everything Finally Changed!)

    05/02/2012 4:28:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 52 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Did the world seem to be, well, a better place when you woke up this morning? Was the sun shining a little more brightly? Were the birds singing more sweetly? Is there a new sense of justice and fairness and equality in the air you breathe today? Yes? Yes, I know there is. Why? Because yesterday was MAY DAY 2012, THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED (v. 47.2). MAY DAY! MAY DAY! The day so highly anticipated, the premier event of the Prog Spring of 2012, is now history. Indeed, it MADE history, that is how significant it is....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-12 (OccuPoet Misty: "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration")

    04/27/2012 10:23:27 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 66 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 27, 2012 | OccuPoet Misty Rowan and Charles Henrickson
    Prog Spring of 2012 continues. Today we meet OccuPoet Misty Rowan of Minneapolis, who will grace us with one of her poems. Misty came to my attention via this THREAD in DUmmieland, "Our Amazing Occupy Poet!" I watched the video, and yes, I was amazed . . . at what passes for poetry with the OWSies and the DUmmies. And seeing Misty of Minneapolis, I was reminded of Ted of New York. You know, Trust Fund Ted? Ted Hall, Tedward, Edward Twitchell Hall III, Flea-bagger Ted, Our Favorite OWSie. Remember when we introduced you to Ted "Help us now!"...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-12 (Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day!

    04/20/2012 5:15:05 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 20, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Ah, spring! The trees are greening up like so many broccoli sprouts across the landscape. The daffodils and daisies and dandelions are dotting the lawns of many a foreclosed home. Young men's hearts turn to thoughts of beer. And the Cubs are in last place. Yes, spring is in the air (see the pollen and mold counts). Spring. It's a magical season. The earth comes to life, and we do with it. So it is with the young progressives. Their hearts turn to thoughts of occupying places. And so it is that after the long winter of their packed-up...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-19-12 (Progs in PIRGatory: DUmmies decry "McActivism sweatshops")

    04/19/2012 11:37:02 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 19, 2012 | DUmmie backscatter712, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    How's your PIRG? What, you don't know what a PIRG is?? Well, to be honest with you, I didn't know what a PIRG was, either--until I read a recent DUmmieland thread. But the DUmmies sure seemed to know what a PIRG was! They would mention the term all over the thread and never bother to explain it, since of course all progressives would know what it meant. But me, being a regressive oppressor--I had never heard the term before. So I looked it up. Apparently, it stands for "Public Interest Research Group," which is a fancy way of saying...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-09-12 ("Europe Is Baffled by the U.S. Supreme Court")

    04/09/2012 2:55:53 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 9, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    One of the enduring mysteries of life is the DUmmies' infatuation with Europe. I mean, disincentivizing tax rates, oppressive political correctness, moral decline, secularization--no, wait, it's no mystery at all! That's exactly what the DUmmies WANT! But what IS an enduring mystery is why the DUmmies don't just move there. Europe is everything they long for and desire. So why don't they go? Is it the distance? I'm told they make airplanes now that will get you across the ocean in a matter of hours. Is it the language? I personally offer to teach Swedish for FREE to any...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-12 (Olbermann hired by Fox News, DUmmies torn)

    04/01/2012 8:26:29 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies | April 1, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    No, I'm kidding. April Fools. Keefie is still fired. Oh, haven't you heard? Keith Olbermann was fired AGAIN, this time by Current TV, Algore's little network that nobody watches. And Keef now is vowing to take Algore to court. And so I'm NOT kidding about the DUmmies being torn. I mean, Olbie vs. Algore? What's a progressive to do? Multiple threads on this at the DUmp, more people commenting than probably watched his show. We'll start with this THREAD, "Gored: Olbermann Out at Current," and take it from there. So let us keep Current with KO and his fans...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-30-12 (Many DUmmies WANT the Supremes to overturn Obamacare!)

    03/30/2012 3:26:23 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 30, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    As this week went along, it became increasing clear that the Supreme Court may very well end up ruling that Obamacare, AKA the ACA (Affordable Care Act), is unconstitutional. Where in the Constitution is the federal government given the power to FORCE citizens to buy a certain good or service? So it looks like Obamacare's days may be numbered. The DUmmies are depressed, right? WRONG! Oh, some of them see this as a defeat, yes. But many of them are OVERJOYED! Why? Because this will now pave the way for the DUmmies' ultimate dream plan, namely, UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTHCARE...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 2-17-12 (Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!")

    02/17/2012 2:37:11 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2012 | DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies are always eager to replenish their ranks with young skulls full of mush, and it looks like they have found one in the person of teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl. DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl is 15 years old, and she recently joined the denizens of the DUmp. In just one week and 128 posts, Redstate Bluegirl has become thoroughly ADDICTED. The Bluegirl has been HOOKED! So ecstatic is she about being part of the Reality-Based Community®, she whoops and hollers, cheerily exclaiming, in this THREAD, "This is...FUN!" DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl probably thinks dermabrasion for her zits is fun, too....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-12-12 ("President Obama, a DU member?")

    02/12/2012 8:21:27 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 34 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    What does Barry do when he's not out golfing? We now find out: He's hanging out on DU! Hey, it could happen. Just see this THREAD, "President Obama, a DU member?" So let us now do as Dear Reader does, which is go to DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]: President Obama, a DU member? [He'd fit right in!] According to James Fallows in The Atlantic Magazine: "Obama is more likely to be spending time with papers or a book, or even to be online—prowling through the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-12 (Pitt remembers: "Cindy Sheehan was the first #Occupier.")

    01/30/2012 11:20:11 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Ah, the Summer of '05! William Rivers Pitt was the Pied Piper of DUmmieland, prolix prog blogger supreme, leading an army of psychophants enthralled with the Pitt and the Ponderous. True, a chink had emerged in his armor through the Andyscam scandal, but Pied Piper Pitt had recovered nicely and was back to leading the anti-Bush hatefest at the DUmp. Yes, it was a young, vigorous, 33-year-old William Rivers Pitt back then, a rising star in the ranks of the barking moonbats. And William had his eye set on higher things still: talking headness, punditry, a paid position on...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-12 (Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line)

    01/26/2012 10:50:12 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Kneel before Barack! Bow to Obama! Our President must be treated with the UTMOST respect at all times! Now say you are a governor of a state and you come out to greet the President at the airport, even though he is a member of the other party and his policies are hurting your state, and you meet him on the tarmac, but then you get into a bit of a heated back-and-forth with him, and in the course of the argument you DARE to raise your finger toward him for a moment, and a photographer with a zoom...
  • Not-quite-ready-for-DUmmie-FUnnies: "Supper duper" reporter Know-it-All Nadin amazes all!

    01/23/2012 2:31:17 PM PST · by Choose Ye This Day · 45 replies
    East County Magazine ^ | January 17, 2012 | The All-Knowing Nadin Abbot
    Did you know that we have Special Forces soldiers dying in Syria right now? No? Well, if you haven't heard that, you must not have spoken to Nadin Brzezinski, wanna-be Woodward & Bernstein for the East County Magazine, and omniscient sage of the DUmp. She enlightens all of her minions, who aren't buying her story about an Occupy San Diego chef-turned KIA Spec Op soldier, in the following thread: SOLDIER’S FACEBOOK POST RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT U.S. SPECIAL FORCES IN SYRIA That’s where Nadin Brzenstein goes for her deep cover, well-placed sources: Facebook. Because if it’s posted on Facebook, it’s...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-12 ("I marvel at how . . . Republicans vote against their self-interests")

    01/21/2012 11:20:04 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 21, 2012 | DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Above we see DUmmiettes undergroundpanther, kpete, and Sarah Ibarruri working on their posts--trying of course to make it into the DUmmie FUnnies. And it worked! Thursday it was undergroundpanther with "Why I hate the rich..." Yesterday it was kpete with "Why Not Rob The Rich?" And now today it's Sarah Ibarruri with this THREAD, "Every day I marvel at how poor and middle class Republicans vote against their self-interests." The Three Little Progs and their posts: It's a trifecta of class warfare! So let us now hear from Sarah Ibuprofen and her fellow travelers, in Bolshevik Red, while the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-12 ("Why Not Rob The Rich?")

    01/20/2012 9:03:58 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 20, 2012 | DUmmie kpete, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Class warfare has been the calling card for the Democrats for many a decade. And we see it in full flower over in DUmmieland. Yesterday we heard from DUmmie undergroundpanther, on why she hates the rich. Today we hear from another of the angry DUmmie womyn, DUmmie kpete, on why we ought to rob the rich. It's here in this THREAD, "Why Not Rob The Rich?" So let us now visit the den of the robber barrens, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--looking forward to the End of an Error one year...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-12 ("Why I hate the rich...")

    01/19/2012 3:42:08 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 62 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2012 | DUmmie undergroundpanther, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmieland is a hate site. We've been documenting that here at the DUmmie FUnnies for over seven years. And right at the top of the list (tied for first with hatred of Christians and hatred of Rethuglicans) is hatred of the rich. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie undergroundpanther, "Why I hate the rich..." DUmmie undergroundpanther HATES the rich, and she is envious of them. So let us now feel the hate of the Left, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, rich with comedy GOLD mined from the Democrat Underground, is in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-16-12 ("President Obama is Beating the GOPers at their own game..Reducing Gov't")

    01/16/2012 12:52:56 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    On Friday President Obama unveiled a plan to shrink the size of the federal government. Oh, you didn't know that Mr. Obama was a small-government conservative? Neither did I. But then, this is an election year, isn't it? You see, in reality, Obozo is the Biggest Big-Government Debtocrat of All Time. But he's got to PORTRAY himself as a cost-cutting, tax-cutting, bin-Laden-killing, Mr. Efficiency, Protector-of-the-Middle-Class conservative, in order to get re-elected. Thus the charade on Friday. What Dear Reader proposed on Friday is eliminating the Commerce Department. That's right. Not the unconstitutional, budget-draining, debt-increasing, wealth-redistributing departments of a) Education,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-12 ("To us non-Americans, Obama is Doing a Pretty Good Job!")

    01/13/2012 11:24:16 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2012 | DUmmie DeathToTheOil, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    President Obama's approval ratings are riding high . . . in Canada. Our neighbors to the north view Mr. Obama favorably, as one who is moving backwards redneck Amurikkka along, slowly but surely, on the road to Eurosocialist Nirvana. This is the view of Canadian DUmmie DeathToTheOil, here in this THREAD, "To us non-Americans, Obama is Doing a Pretty Good Job!" Now of course to many of the American DUmmies, Obama is not moving anywhere near fast enough. To them, he's just another centrist corporate stooge. But Canadian DUmmie DeathToTheOil wants to reassure the Americans to stand by their...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-12-12 ("Yay O!": Smiley edits out Belafonte's Obama slam)

    01/12/2012 3:38:55 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 15 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Liberal radio hosts Tavis Smiley and Cornel West had liberal entertainer Harry Belafonte on their show the other day, and in the interview, Belafonte ripped into President Obama. However, THAT portion of the interview conveniently was CUT when the show went out for distribution. The producer later said that it was for time purposes and that that part of the interview was the least interesting part, since you could hear criticisms of Obama on Fox News any day. Hmmm. . . . A big-name lefty like Belafonte, on a left-wing radio show, slamming Obama for not being leftist enough,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-31-11 ("Here She Is, Our Miss DUmmieland": DUmmie of the Year crowned!)

    12/31/2011 3:59:43 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 31, 2011 | DUmmie of the Year nadinbrzezinski and Charles Henrickson
    The finalists are all standing on the stage, holding hands, smiling--though nervous--their pearly whites shining through red-glossed lips. The suspense is building. At last it's time to crown the winner. It's come down to this. . . . "And the winner of DUmmie of the Year for 2011 is . . . Miss Fallout Shelter, NADIN BRZEZINSKI!" The crowd cheers! The sash is draped over Nadin's siza--over Nadin. She's reachiing for the crown hat. She begins her victorious walk up the runway. Hit it, Bert Parks! And let's all sing along! HERE SHE IS, OUR MISS DUMMIELANDTune: "There She...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-25-11 (Welcome to the DUmmieland holiday party!)

    12/25/2011 8:52:06 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 25, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Welcome to the DUmmieland holiday party! Head DUmmie Skinner is hosting the shindig at his place, along with his sidekicks EarlG and Elad. Now that DU3 has hit the big time, with lots of ad revenue and a subsidy from the Democrat Party, $kimmer can afford to have a FANCY party--notice the chocolate fountain on the buffet table, along with the ice sculpture of Alan Grayson. And so Skinner and the boys have broken out the fancy DUds for tonight, as opposed to what they usually wear: Still, most of the guests here have come in their normal attire:...
  • The Troll Patrol: DUmmies join the MIR Team

    12/22/2011 6:32:34 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 54 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 22, 2011 | DUAC Earl, DU Mole MineralMan, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! How many times have we heard that over the past 7+ years that we have been monitoring DUmmieland? Many! We have planted plenty of moles in the DUmp to egg the DUmmies on and to expose their nuttiness. Well, the New DUmmieland ain't puttin' up with it anymore! With characteristic panache and aplomb, Assistant Head DUmmie EarlG, aka DUAC Earl, has rolled out a brand-new Troll Patrol to catch and dispatch the nasty intruders. He's calling it the "MIR Team," the "Malicious Intruder Removal Team." I call it the "MIR Spaced-out Station," in other words, a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-11 (Will "the Shill" Pitt cheerleads for New DU)

    12/15/2011 4:32:10 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Kook or Kook Klassic? That is the debate going on this week amongst the denizens of the DUmp. "New Kook" is DU3, $kimmer's new moneymaker. "Kook Klassic" is DU2, the DUmmieland so many have come to know and love. Head DUmmie Skinner pulled the switchover this past weekend, but some of the children have refused to make the move and are staying behind in the old, mostly vacated house. Some have even fled the premises altogether and headed for Greener pastures (e.g., Left Underground). This refusal to move is troubling. Sure, $kimmer has sold his soul for a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-13-11 (DUmmies flee DU3, head for the LUnie Bin!)

    12/13/2011 7:10:53 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 57 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 13, 2011 | LUnies and Charles Henrickson
    In yesterday's DUFU, we showed you how--suddenly, over the weekend--Head DUmmie Skinner unveiled the new and improved DU3, with its increased ad space (and thus harder-to-read format, unless you pay extra for the "classic" look) and its "hosts" and "juries" and heavyhanded rules. This move did not sit too well, to say the least, with a number of the longtime DUmmies. But what will they do? Will they just sit outside and grumble and complain? Will they, after a suitable pout, reluctantly come inside and be good little DUmmies? Or will they finally have had enough and go elsewhere?...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-12-11 (Skinner unveils the new DUmmieland! DUmmies grouse.)

    12/12/2011 10:53:45 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 12, 2011 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    It's a new day in DUmmieland! Indeed, it's a whole new DUmmieland! Head DUmmie Skinner unveiled the new and improved DU3 over the weekend. A new look, new forums, new format--and, it looks like, more room for new advertising. $kimmer knows where his bread is buttered. But it's DU3, for gosh sakes, it's new and improved, and you people better just sit back and enjoy it! So summarily over the weekend Landlord Skinner told the inmates they had to vacate DU2 and move over to DU3. Reactions of glee and joy, right, like the Israelites crossing the Jordan and...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-11 ("Props to nadinbrzezinski," Girl Reporter!)

    12/09/2011 8:25:30 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmie of the Year favorite nadinbrzezinski, aka Know-it-all Nadin, is doing everying she can to take home the coveted trophy. What a year she's a had! And now she's finishing with a flourish! How, you ask? Nadin Brzezinski, Girl Reporter! Yes, our gal Nads has been running all over San Diego, working her little pencil to the nub, getting the inside scoop on Occupy San Diego. Snapping pictures, filing reports, "Nadin Abbott" (her married name) has been posting articles about the Occupy protest for some online community-volunteer website. So Nadin now fancies herself an intrepid, tireless, investigative journalist, sniffing...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-11 ("Cenk's Back" and Grayson's on him!)

    12/05/2011 10:51:50 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2011 | DUmmie Alan Grayson, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "Cenk's Back" and Grayson's on him! Yes, that's the news that's rocking the political talk world today. Cenk Uygur is BACK! Back on TV, back in your living room, where he belongs. And--now hold on to your hat--Alan Grayson is slated to be his first guest, TONIGHT! Wow! Is this exciting or what? Your genial TV talk host, Cenk "The Young Turk" Uygur, has been absent from the cable airwaves, lo, these past many months, after an all-too-brief run on MSNBC, where, somehow, he was not able to garner the ratings he so richly deserves. I think Diebold must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-11 (DUmmie of the Year nominee shows her stuff: Nadin knows . . . human waste)

    12/02/2011 10:49:31 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 2, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmie nadinbrzezinski is my choice for DUmmie of the Year. There, I've said it. I'm committed. The Rubik's Cube has been crossed. I will ride this horse till the cows come home and reach their tipping point. Now I know many people have an animus against Know-it-all Nadin. True, she is condescending, annoying, and paranoid, and she talks out her ass half the time. (The other half, she merely mangles what she finds on the google.) But these are the very qualities--the very qualities, I say!--that make her so amusing and so DOTY-worthy. So I urge you: VOTE NADIN....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-11 ("Occupy San Diego Flash Mob Invades Wal-Mart")

    11/28/2011 9:07:16 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2011 | DUmmie/OWSie Juneboarder, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    OCCUPY EVERYTHING! ANNOY EVERYONE! That seems to be the motto of the OWSies. And the DUmmies are right with them, at least in spirit, even if the only thing they're occupying is Mom's basement. So this past Friday, "Black Friday," the OWSies of San Diego decided to "flash mob" Wal-Mart. Load up lots of shopping carts, move to the check-out lines, shout out some DUmb manifesto, then leave the carts there and walk out the store. Turn "Black Friday" into "Block Friday": Block people from checking out. Really effective protest there, OWSies. You are breaking the back of the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-11 ("Thanksgiving dinner + wingnut relatives = a horrible day")

    11/23/2011 4:26:02 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 44 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2011 | DUmmie Cyrano, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    It's a Thanksgiving tradition around these parts: the various threads about DUmmies dealing with their right-wing relatives at family gatherings. The dread of it beforehand. The plans for how to use the occasion to confront or convert. And the after-action reports of how it all turned out. Today we take up an "I'm dreading it" thread, i.e., this THREAD by DUmmie Cyrano, "Thanksgiving dinner + wingnut relatives = a horrible day." So let us now go over the river and through the woods to DUmmieland, in Cranberry Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-11 (Live, From New York, It's Occupy Day of Action!)

    11/17/2011 10:28:16 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    November 17, 2011. Mark it well. This, THIS is The Day When Everything Finally Changed! This is the National Day of ACTION for the Occupy Movement! The 99% are on the march! Now, finally, the nation will rally round Our Cause and bring down the crooked banksters and shut down all the corporations, and then there will be economic justice for ALL! Kicked out of Zucchini Park, the OWSies are now marching on Wall Street, even as we speak. SHUT IT DOWN! Shut DOWN Wall Street! Shut the whole d*mn thing down! We're so angry! Watch the pigs come...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-11 ("Occupy-ers! WE HAVE OUR ANTHEM")

    11/14/2011 10:45:40 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 43 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 15, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Why hasn't the Occupy Movement captured the imagination of the American public yet? Why do the righteous protesters seem like just a bunch of spoiled college kids with free-floating angst, taking off a semester to hang out and hook up in tents? Why has Occupy Wall Street been such an epic fail so far? Well, it must be because they have lacked . . . AN ANTHEM! Yes, that's what they need! And now they have it! Problem solved. As we see and hear in this THREAD, "Occupy-ers! WE HAVE OUR ANTHEM." So without further ado, let us tune...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-11-11 (Oligarchs, Fear the OWSies!)

    11/11/2011 7:16:00 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 11, 2011 | DUmmie Jackpine Radical, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Oligarchs must be shaking in their baby seal skin boots. The OWSies are on the move! "Batten down the hatches, boys, and pull up the drawbridges! How can we Oligarchs survive, when the OccupAnts are on the march??" This is a worldwide movement that's gone global. There's no stopping it now. Pandora's box is out of the bottle. The Rubicon has reached a tipping point. The DUmmies recognize all this, of course, being the keen geopolitical observers that they are, as we see in this THREAD by DUmmie Jackpine Radical, "I think what scares the Oligarchs more than...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-09-11 ("Will Pitt's 40th Birthday today...")

    11/09/2011 4:09:59 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 9, 2011 | DUmmie Raven and Charles Henrickson
    OK, I promise: After today, I will take a moratorium on Will Pitt DUFUs for a while. But today IS the man's 40th birthday, after all, and he IS the Pied Piper of DUmmieland, and he has been the #1 star of the DUmmie FUnnies over these past 7+ years. So a special birthday tribute today to William Rivers Pitt. Really, though, it's just an excuse to post a song I came up with since yesterday. Yesterday we DUFUed Will's THREAD, "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail," in which the Pittster bemoaned not some setback in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-08-11 (Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail.")

    11/08/2011 8:19:32 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 8, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt: Citizen. Journalist. Activist. International best-selling author. Bouncer at Bukowski's. Pied Piper of DUmmieland. Where Mr. Pitt leads, the DUmmies will surely follow. And the Magic Man always leads by example. He stood up next to a mountain with Andy. He stood in a ditch with Mother Sheehan, braving furious fire ants for, oh, a good ten, fifteen minutes. William Pitt the Bolder nailed the Downing Street Memos to the White House door, at least mentally, on the Day When Everything Finally Changed. And Journalist Pitt BROKE the Fitzmas scoop on the Rove sealed indictment when no...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-11 ("It is NOT about wealth-envy!!!")

    11/06/2011 2:38:38 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2011 | DUmmie Fantastic Anarchist, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies have pennies envy. And dimes envy. And dollars envy. Only, they are in denial about it, big-time. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Fantastic Anarchist, "It is NOT about wealth-envy!!!" Methinks DUmmie Fantastic Anarchist doth protest too much! About the wealth envy, I mean. I don't know if DUmmie Fantastic Anarchist doth protest at all, in terms of actually showing up at Occupy protests. Maybe he's pulling a Pitt and protesting from the comfort of his recliner. (BTW, the countdown to Wee Willie's 40th birthday continues. We are now down to about 56 business hours till Wednesday.) Anyhoo,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-11 (Fawkes News: Remember, remember to wear your mask!)

    11/05/2011 11:28:31 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Remember, remember the Fifth of November. And remember to wear your mask! Your Guy Fawkes/"V for Vendetta" mask, that is. No, Halloween is not over. You can keep wearing your costume into November, especially today, November 5th, Guy Fawkes Day. It's the trendy outfit to wear to your local Occupy protest. All the cool Guys and gals are wearing it. And when you walk into your bank today to close out your account, and they look at you a little funny because you're wearing a mask, don't be alarmed, even if you start hearing an alarm! Just tell them...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-27-11 ("Occupy Yourself Movement on Oct 28th 2011")

    10/27/2011 10:24:10 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 27, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED! The DUmmies have had a number of these over the years. Somehow, though, whatever that day is, it comes and goes, and everything seems not to have changed all that much. This time, however--THIS TIME--it will be different! This truly will be THE Day! Tomorrow, in fact! We will bring those corporate muthaf***as TO THEIR KNEES! They will BEG us for mercy! And will we give them any? NOOO! We will BURY you, you capitalist corporatist pigs!! How, you ask? Simple. By not doing anything. But, you say, most DUmmies ALREADY do nothing....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-11 (Lech Walesa to visit OWS! A Freudenschade moment)

    10/23/2011 4:41:50 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 46 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    "LECH WALESA IS COMING TO NEW YORK CITY! HE'S COMING TO ZUCCOTTI PARK IN SUPPORT OF OWS!!" "OWS?" "YES, OWS!" "OMG! OMG!!" Such was the breathless, orgasmic reaction among the DUmmies when word got out that the Hero of the Polish Workers, Lech Walesa--Mr. Solidarity himself!--was coming to America to STAND WITH THE OWSIES!! WOO-HOO!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!!!!!!! Witness the joy in these threads, i.e., this THREAD, "K Olbermann: Lech Walesa to visit New York in support of OWS," and this THREAD, "Lech (Solidarity)Walesa, former Polish president, to visit New York in support of Occupy Wall Street," and this...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-21-11 (Get rid of money, OWSies, go to a hugs-and-kisses economy!)

    10/21/2011 12:28:00 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies · 2+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 21, 2011 | turak, OWSies, and Charles Henrickson
    Today we return to the OccupyWallStreet Forum. And, just like yesterday, somebody has some much needed advice for the OWsies. In this THREAD, "All of you are missing the point," a poster named turak tells the OWSies to forget money--get rid of money!--and instead go to an economy based on LOVE! Hugs and kisses, rather than dollars and cents, will be the coin of the realm in this NEW economy! Utopia, here we come! And you can bet you will see turak exemplify this sweet and loving attitude himself in the back-and-forth comments that follow his post. So let...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-20-11 (OWSies told to stop the partying and get serious!)

    10/20/2011 10:35:56 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 41 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 20, 2011 | OWSie HorasHughes, OWSies, and Charles Henrickson
    This past Friday we brought you the impassioned plea of an OWSie we called "Shaggy," in this DUFU, DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-11 (Flea-Bagger Wall Street Protester: "Help us now!" Will DUmmies respond?). We linked you to his "Help us now!" video, which at the time had a little over 100 views. Now, six days later, the same video has nearly 13,000 views! Shaggy the OWSie has gone viral! (Of course, when talking about the OWSies, we must specify that we mean "viral" in the figurative sense.) Well, soon after posting our DUFU, we found out the identity of the one...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-11 (Flea-Bagger Wall Street Protester: "Help us now!" Will DUmmies respond?)

    10/14/2011 4:16:57 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 63 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 14, 2011 | Shaggy, Velma, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    This may be the most moving, impassioned plea I have seen in quite a while. I mean this VIDEO, "Flea Bagger Wall Street Protester Laments and Gnashes Teeth! LMAO!!" Here's a transcript: Shaggy: Help us now! Help us now! Help us, they don't want to do this! F*** these people up there! F*** these @$$holes in their f***ing yachts! They aren't in there, and they aren't in our country! They are not American! Get them the f*** out of here! Get them the f*** out of here! This is ours! This is Liberty Plaza! (F*** yeah.) Shaggy: F*** yeah....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-11 (DUmmies are angry that others think they're angry!)

    10/10/2011 7:43:59 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 58 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2011 | DUmmie arcane1, DUmmie William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In yesterday's DUFU, we documented how full of hate and anger the DUmmies are toward anyone who has more money than they do, particularly toward those who work in the financial sector. Signs saying "JUMP! YOU F***ERS!" and images of guillotines were typical of the DUmmies' violent fantasies. But even though the DUmmies and the OWSies are filled with such anger and hatred, don't you dare accuse them of posing a potential threat! No, the OWSies are non-violent, peaceful protesters, dontcha know. So any preparedness on the banks' part, trying to protect their employees' safety--this HAS to be a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-11 (DUmmies warming up the guillotines!)

    10/09/2011 5:48:15 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 94 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 9, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    "JUMP! YOU FINANCIERS!" the sign says. Well, not exactly. Actually, it's a different "F" word on there, one that I had to X out. Some DUmmie posted that photo to demonstrate how he felt toward the Wall Street banksters. And that sentiment is shared by many in DUmmieland, wishing eight-story jumps and guillotine shaves on those who have more money, the so-called "1%." The DUmmies' violent fantasies come out in this THREAD, "Chicago Traders Respond to Protesters With Sign Reading 'We Are The 1%' - pic," So let us watch as the DUmmies hope that a bankster will jump...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-11 (DUmmies are occupied with occupying places)

    10/04/2011 12:15:51 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 4, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmp is OCCUPIED. Yes, the DUmmies are occupied with occupying places. They don't have to be real places. Virtual places are close enough. And it doesn't matter if the places happen to belong to other people. If we feel like occupying them, we can jolly well do it, because we are the righteous 99%, and they are the evil land owners. The #OccupyWallStreet, #OccupyBoston, #OccupyWhereverWeWantToOccupy craze has got the DUmmies in a Moonbat Movement Mood. The #HashmarkedHashishMarchers are on the move! As we see here in this THREAD, "Sign up for the Virtual March on Wall Street," and...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-11 (Pitt: The Marines are coming to Wall 24 Business Hours)

    10/03/2011 7:11:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Marines are coming! The Marines are coming! Yes, the entire leftwing blogosphere is all excited about the Marines supposedly coming to take part in the leftwing Wall Street protests as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "The Marines are coming to Wall St" and this KOmmieland THREAD, "#OccupyWallStreet - Report of Support from Soldiers." So what do you think are the chances of unformed Marines showing up on Wall Street to protest alongside a bunch of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids? How about somewhere between Nil and None? However, the DUmmies and KOmmies are ecstatic...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-11 ("Exterminate Republicans.")

    09/30/2011 11:48:32 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 71 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2011 | DUmmie Leftist Agitator, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmie Leftist Agitator gets the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award® right off the bat. Even without looking at his post, the title alone tells you this is going to be good. "Exterminate Republicans" is that title, for this THREAD. Before we get to that, though, yesterday's DUFU has given me an idea. DU, Democratic Underground, needs to rebrand itself. And they should do it along the lines suggested by DUmmie Hoosier Daddy's post, "Progressive"? No: I'm a F***ing LIBERAL! Think of the marketing possibilities: F***ING LIBERALUNDERGROUND.COM FLU: It's going viral.Catch the FLU, F***ing Liberal Underground! But for now let's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-29-11 ("'Progressive'? No: I'm a [Blank]ing LIBERAL!")

    09/29/2011 11:10:10 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 29, 2011 | DUmmie Hoosier Daddy, DUmmies, and Chrles Henrickson
    Our poster boy, Wee Willie Pitt, models a shirt that could easily be worn by our DUFU OP today, DUmmie Hoosier Daddy. For DUmmie Hoosier Daddy has posted this THREAD, "'Progressive'? No: I'm a F***ing LIBERAL!" Notice, by the way, that I had to put asterisks on both Pitt's shirt and Hoosier Daddy's thread title. I have a feeling my asterisk key is going to get a heavy workout in this DUFU. The DUmmies are ANGRY, d*mmit! They are no wimpy "Progressives"! Ptoo! on that! No, the DUmmies are LIBERALS, F***ING LIBERALS, and proud of it! But before we...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-22-11 ("Bleed the Rich": DUmmies applaud Obama's tax plan)

    09/22/2011 12:41:02 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 22, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Chairman Obamao went to the Rose Garden the other day to announce his tax plan to pay for his jobs bill that is already paid for. He wants to . . . wait for it . . . raise taxes on the rich! What a surprise! Of course, the cost of those taxes would then be passed along to the rest of us in the form of higher prices, jobs lost, etc. The real problem is the spending, things like . . . his jobs bill. But we're coming up on election season, and so the Panderer-in-Chief has to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-11 (Michael Moore, Rich Fat White Guy, Hero of the DUmmies . . . a Racist?)

    09/19/2011 4:45:37 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It is no small irony that the Hero of the DUmmies is a rich fat white guy. Michael Moore, Thicko himself, would be crowned the King of the DUmp, if there was such a thing. What's moore, some of the DUmmies would rather have Mikie for President than the guy that's in there now. Today we check out two Moore threads, this THREAD,"Michael Moore: 'ENOUGH!'" and this THREAD, "Michael Moore: I went into the polls to vote for a black man and got a white man!" But before we get to those threads, we sing this tribute to the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-18-11 (Watch the DUmmies attack AttackWatch! Report them!)

    09/18/2011 7:53:52 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 58 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 18, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    This past week the Obama Reich launched, a website/twitter thingie to report attacks and smears against Dear Leader. Could there be a whiff of fascism in the air? The DUmmies debate this, here in this THREAD, "," and this THREAD, "AttackWatch Gains Over 100,000 Sign-Ups In Less Than 24 Hours." So let us now monitor and report the DUmmies, in Brownshirt Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who, in his DU mole identity is busy gathering information on those critical of the One, is in the [Barackets]: [AttackWatch.commie] Get the Facts; Fight...