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  • Ga. suspect calls cops hoping to get reward money

    12/19/2009 10:56:26 PM PST · by Chet 99 · 206+ views
    BAINBRIDGE, Ga. (AP) - Authorities say a man suspected in a string of Decatur County robberies tried to report his accomplices, thinking he could snag a piece of the reward. A group of business owners on Tuesday offered nearly $7,000 for tips on the recent armed robberies in the area.
  • Man Strikes Out On 3rd Robbery Attempt

    10/15/2009 9:13:31 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 5 replies · 244+ views
    ksbw.com ^ | Oct 15, 2009 | unattributed
    Man Accused In Doughnut Store Robbery SALINAS, Calif. -- A man accused of trying to rob the same Salinas gas station store three times in 10 days was arrested early Thursday. Police said Issac Rodriguez, 26, tried to rob the Quik Stop at 339 Williams Road for the third time at about 1:10 a.m. on Thursday. Rodriguez is accused of claiming he had a gun while trying to take beer, snacks and cigarettes during two separate robberies -- one on Oct. 5 and another on Tuesday, police said. During the second robbery, Rodriguez went into the store with another person...
  • Victim Sees Suspect Wearing Her Clothes [CA]

    08/26/2009 11:17:57 AM PDT · by smokingfrog · 32 replies · 1,982+ views
    aol.com ^ | Aug. 26, 2009 | unattributed
    It wasn't hard for Tammy Brown to identify a likely suspect in the burglary of her home. One of her neighbors, Kathleen Lawson, 36, allegedly walked right up to Brown while wearing Brown's own clothes. Brown was planning to move from her home, so much of her belongings were packed. She left her home briefly Monday and returned to find it had been burglarized, reported CBS13 in Sacramento, Calif. "I was shocked," Brown told the local CBS affiliate. "She walked right up the gate and said, 'What are you going to do with the dryer?' I said, 'How do you...
  • Police: Naked gunman held pistol to his head [Houston]

    07/15/2009 2:49:28 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 43 replies · 733+ views
    chron.com ^ | July 14, 2009 | DALE LEZON
    A naked, gun-toting man shot and killed by officers outside a police station in northeast Houston yesterday apparently had been seen holding a gun to is own head moments before the fatal shooting. Officials identified the man as Tony Wayne Johnson, 29. He died outside the Houston Police Department's Northeast Patrol Station in the 8300 block of Ley Road about 2:40 a.m., police spokesman John Cannon said. Around 2:30 a.m. Tuesday, police said, they received reports, including one from an Aldine ISD police officer, of a shirtless man — later identified as Johnson— in a white Mitsubishi Mirage driving erratically...
  • UPDATE: Police arrest man for robbing 2 Little Rock fireworks stands (stupid criminal alert)

    07/01/2009 12:11:43 PM PDT · by DCBryan1 · 8 replies · 779+ views
    Fox 16 (AR FOX Affiliate) ^ | 01 JUL 09 | Fox News 16
    UPDATE: Police arrest man for robbing 2 Little Rock fireworks stands Last Update: 9:41 am Police have arrested a man in connection with two LIttle Rock firework stand robberies. Authorities say Courtland Dwayne Ray was arrested after bragging to his friends about the robberies. Pulaski County deputies say Ray and another suspect walked into the tent at 24 hour Fireworks World on Kanis Road at 3am Saturday morning but they didn't buy anything. Then deputies say the suspects came back a few hours later with at least five other people, pulled guns on the guardsmen and workers and demanded cash....
  • Serial Burglar attacks LRPD police dog (HILARIOUS VIDEO at source URL)

    05/08/2009 12:43:00 PM PDT · by DCBryan1 · 43 replies · 2,010+ views
    Fox 16 (AR) ^ | 08 MAY 09 | David Goins
    Little Rock Police think they've solved a string of burglaries across the city. All of them, detectives say committed by the same man, who as he was arrested, tried to poke out the eyes of a police dog. Limping his way out of the Little Rock Police Department, detectives say Russell Brewer, 39, of Greenbrier is responsible for over 40 business burglaries, including ten Wednesday night and early Thursday morning. Lieutenant Terry Hastings says it ended inside Cruse Uniforms at 1201 South Barrow where he fought with officers and police canine Xanthro. "Mr. Brewer decided he was going to try...
  • Thief nabbed after boasting (he was)'smarter than the police'

    03/01/2009 7:09:44 PM PST · by MplsSteve · 8 replies · 584+ views
    Minneapolis StarTribune (aka The Red Star) ^ | 3/01/09 | Story via Duluth News-Tribune
    A Duluth man is behind bars after allegedly stealing a car and repeatedly calling 911 to brag to police that they would not catch him. Police say the 23-year-old man stole gas from a gas station late Friday, then fled in a car he allegedly stole earlier in the night. A police officer spotted the stolen car about 2 a.m. Friday and chased the man, who crashed into a guardrail but then turned off his lights and sped away. Police soon found the car abandoned. Shortly after that, the man allegedly began calling 911 from a cell phone and telling...
  • Man accidentally kills himself while trying to rob a Grand Prairie home

    06/18/2008 11:50:37 AM PDT · by Texican72 · 62 replies · 95+ views
    The Dallas Morning News ^ | June 18, 2008 | DAN X. McGRAW
    A 19-year-old man accidentally shot and killed himself Tuesday morning while he was attempting to rob a Grand Prairie home, authorities said. Cameron Sands, 19, of Fort Worth kicked in the door of the house and then shot himself in the stomach as he pulled a gun out of his pants to shoot the homeowner, Grand Prairie police said. The homeowner was not injured.
  • 'Dumbest criminal' caught in SA

    01/08/2008 11:51:08 AM PST · by WesternCulture · 13 replies · 120+ views
    news.bbc.co.uk ^ | 01/08/2008 | news.bbc.co.uk
    Police in South Africa's capital, Pretoria, claim to have to caught the "dumbest criminal" this year. The man walked into a station to report that he had been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone. But when the detective phoned the number of the phone reportedly stolen, it rang in the complainant's pocket. "The shock left him speechless for a few minutes," said police spokesman Eugene Opperman, adding that the man, 25, was then arrested for perjury. The police issued a statement entitled "Dumbest criminal?" with details of the weekend incident, South Africa's Star...
  • Officer, they took my marijuana!

    11/07/2007 3:09:47 PM PST · by Dysart · 11 replies · 89+ views
    McALLEN -- A man was arrested and accused of drug possession after telling authorities that two masked gunmen had stolen 150 pounds of marijuana from his home.Hidalgo County sheriff's deputies arrived at the home in South Texas to find the door kicked in and nearly 15 pounds of pot on the floor, Sheriff Lupe Trevino said.Jose Guadalupe Flores, 35, escaped while the men ransacked the house but returned and told the deputies that he had been wrapping the drugs for shipment when the intruders arrived. "The guy walked right up and said the drugs were his," Trevino said. "That's not...
  • Man tries to rob nun (Ooops .. forgets vow of poverty)

    08/16/2007 9:56:53 AM PDT · by NYer · 12 replies · 313+ views
    Closed Cafeteria ^ | August 15, 2007 | Gerald Augustinus
    Silly criminal - he should have known about the vow of poverty. From the Washington Post: The man broke into the 61-year-old Catholic nun's home shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday. When she told him she had no money, he forced her to drive him around in her car for almost an hour in search of money. As they drove, the robber apologized "to the victim and wonders if he's going to be forgiven by her and the Catholic Church," police spokesman Joel DeSpain said. The two did not stop at a bank or cash machine because the Sinsinawa Dominican...
  • Dumb Criminal Award: Montgomery Slaying Suspect's Own Hand Helps Seal His Fate

    08/13/2007 4:08:14 PM PDT · by Main Street · 14 replies · 1,007+ views
    Washington Post ^ | August 10, 2007 | Ernesto Londoño
    By the time the letter marked "Return to Sender" was opened by an employee at the Montgomery County jail, prosecutors had assembled a strong case against Quinton J. Thomas: They had the cooperation of a woman who said she helped Thomas plan a robbery, and they had cellphone records that appeared to place Thomas near the Germantown parking lot where the victim of that planned robbery was fatally shot. Things looked so bad for Thomas, in fact, that his attorney had been urging him to consider pleading guilty to first-degree murder. Irritated, Thomas wrote a friend to complain about the...
  • Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge

    09/29/2006 7:45:48 AM PDT · by Excuse_My_Bellicosity · 215 replies · 7,375+ views
    Reuters ^ | Thu Sep 28, 1:19 PM ET | Staff
    BOSTON (Reuters) - A prostitute forced repeatedly into having sex with a Boston policeman said she feared the abuse would never stop -- until she stole his badge. When the officer, Michael LoPriore, telephoned her to get it back, the FBI was tuning in to their conversation, the 19-year-old's lawyer, John Swomley, said on Wednesday. LoPriore, 37, was charged in federal court on Tuesday with depriving the woman of her rights by using his position as a police officer to force her to perform sex in his car in September 2004. Under a plea agreement, the 12-year veteran of Boston's...
  • Iowa prison escapee captured in Illinois (Update)

    11/17/2005 7:53:28 PM PST · by Graybeard58 · 3 replies · 371+ views
    Denver Rocky Mountain News ^ | November 17, 2005 | Todd Dvorak
    FORT MADISON, Iowa (AP) -- A convicted murderer who escaped from an Iowa prison this week by using a homemade grappling hook to scale a 30-foot limestone wall was captured Thursday in Illinois. A second inmate remained at large. Martin Moon, 34, was caught after he was found sleeping in a stolen car in the town of Chester, near an Illinois prison. He told investigators he was on his way to Tennessee but gave no reason, authorities said. Moon and Robert Joseph Legendre, 27, broke out of the Iowa State Penitentiary in Fort Madison on Monday night. Authorities said the...
  • (stolen) Cell Phone Ring Leads To Arrest

    04/05/2005 9:00:55 PM PDT · by Dan from Michigan · 6 replies · 450+ views
    WDIV ^ | 4-5-05
    Cell Phone Ring Leads To Arrest 20-Year-Old Expected To Be Charged With Armed Robbery POSTED: 3:20 pm EDT April 5, 2005 A 20-year-old Ypsilanti Township woman was arrested after a cell phone she was accused of stealing rang in her home. Officials from the Washtenaw County Sheriff's Department said the phone was stolen during an incident on Woodcreek Court at about 8 p.m. Monday, according to a report in The Ann Arbor News. A 36-year-old Ypsilanti Township man said his girlfriend and another woman fought over $50, and the second woman pulled out a handgun, the sheriff's department reported. (SNIP)...
  • Sea-doo Thief Ends Up Missing In Dabob Bay (hard luck criminals)

    02/08/2005 2:03:07 PM PST · by Horatio Gates · 12 replies · 573+ views
    KOMO-TV Seattle ^ | February 8, 2005
    DUCKABUSH - Two men suspected of stealing Sea-Doo personal watercraft from Brinnon got into more trouble on Dabob Bay, about 12 miles south of the Hood Canal Bridge. One man rescued from the water has been arrested by Jefferson County deputies, and a Coast Guard search continues for a second man. Petty Officer Mike Zolzer in Seattle says the Coast Guard first received a call just after 6 a.m. Tuesday from someone who heard a man in the water calling for help. He was picked up by a Navy security boat from the Bangor submarine base. He told a Jefferson...
  • Robbery suspect locks keys in car [Hapless Hood Alert]

    12/24/2004 1:03:46 PM PST · by Prince Charles · 10 replies · 946+ views
    The Times (N.W. Indiana) ^ | 12-24-2004 | JUSTIN POST
    Robbery suspect locks keys in car LAKE STATION: Man arrested after pursuit BY JUSTIN POST jpost@nwitimes.com 219.662.5325 This story ran on nwitimes.com on Friday, December 24, 2004 12:10 AM CST LAKE STATION | Police described a 26-year-old Gary man as the "world's dumbest criminal" after he locked his keys in the car while allegedly robbing a city convenient store across the street from the police department. Dan L. Griggs, of Monroe Street in Gary, allegedly stole three cartons of cigarettes at 1 a.m. Thursday from Dno One Stop, at 3600 Central Avenue, and returned to his vehicle to find the...
  • 'Down the chimney he fell …'(A cautionary tale)

    12/26/2003 7:08:52 AM PST · by Valin · 8 replies · 117+ views
    St Paul Pioneer Press ^ | 12/26/03 | RICK LINSK
    Talk about Bad Santas. A Minneapolis man's imitation of old St. Nick on Christmas Eve brought cheer only to police and fire rescuers, who had to stifle chuckles while rescuing him from the narrow chimney of a bookstore in the city's Phillips neighborhood. Joseph Hubbert also earned himself a lump of coal: burglary charges. The stranger-than-fiction events began when Don Blyly arrived Thursday morning at his Uncle Hugo's Science Fiction/Uncle Edgar's Mystery bookstore at 2864 Chicago Ave. S. Around 9:15 a.m., Blyly heard a strange sound. It seemed to come from the ceiling, near the chimney. Mind you, this was...
  • Burglars nabbed by college student, cops say

    12/12/2002 5:18:01 PM PST · by clueless_expert · 20 replies · 429+ views
    The Johnstown Tribune-Democrat ^ | December 12, 2002 | Patrick Buchnowski
    Burglars nabbed by college student, cops say Two burglars looking for money to buy drugs instead found themselves staring down the barrels of two guns after they were ambushed during a break-in, authorities said. Jacob A. McKissick, 26, of Seward, and Tara Ann Resch, 23, of the 300 block of Cypress Avenue, Johnstown, were captured by a gun-toting relative and his friend, authorities said. The pair forced their way into the Aaron and Jessica Stuart residence in the 600 block of Fairfield Avenue, Lower Yoder Township, around 6 p.m. Tuesday, cops said. Thinking no one was home, they forced the...
  • Burglary Suspects Pick Wrong Victim

    09/24/2002 9:17:02 AM PDT · by Tumbleweed_Connection · 25 replies · 155+ views
    Yahoo ^ | 9/24/02
    A pair of would-be burglars picked the wrong home to visit over the weekend when they allegedly broke into the residence of one of Dallas's best-known police officers. One suspect was shot in the leg trying to flee the scene and both men were arrested after they allegedly tried to rob the home of Senior Cpl. Chris Gilliam, a spokesman for the Dallas police, who was home at the time, police said on Monday. Gilliam, who is often seen in the local media delivering news on crime in Dallas, made the news by giving chase to the suspects, shooting one...
  • Man Leaves Photo at Robbery Scene

    07/31/2002 6:52:45 AM PDT · by Dog Gone · 132+ views
    Associated Press ^ | Wednesday, July 31, 2002
    SILVER SPRING, Md. (AP) -- Police in Silver Spring, Maryland, can thank a forgetful robber for some good evidence: his picture. Officers say the bandit robbed a camera store after asking for a passport picture. When the clerk opened the register, the suspect drew a gun and demanded money. While he got away with some cash and the photo, police say he forgot about the negative. Detectives have made new prints and are distributing the photo to the media.