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  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-12 (OccuPoet Misty: "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration")

    04/27/2012 10:23:27 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 66 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 27, 2012 | OccuPoet Misty Rowan and Charles Henrickson
    Prog Spring of 2012 continues. Today we meet OccuPoet Misty Rowan of Minneapolis, who will grace us with one of her poems. Misty came to my attention via this THREAD in DUmmieland, "Our Amazing Occupy Poet!" I watched the video, and yes, I was amazed . . . at what passes for poetry with the OWSies and the DUmmies. And seeing Misty of Minneapolis, I was reminded of Ted of New York. You know, Trust Fund Ted? Ted Hall, Tedward, Edward Twitchell Hall III, Flea-bagger Ted, Our Favorite OWSie. Remember when we introduced you to Ted "Help us now!"...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-12 (Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day!

    04/20/2012 5:15:05 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 20, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Ah, spring! The trees are greening up like so many broccoli sprouts across the landscape. The daffodils and daisies and dandelions are dotting the lawns of many a foreclosed home. Young men's hearts turn to thoughts of beer. And the Cubs are in last place. Yes, spring is in the air (see the pollen and mold counts). Spring. It's a magical season. The earth comes to life, and we do with it. So it is with the young progressives. Their hearts turn to thoughts of occupying places. And so it is that after the long winter of their packed-up...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-19-12 (Progs in PIRGatory: DUmmies decry "McActivism sweatshops")

    04/19/2012 11:37:02 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 19, 2012 | DUmmie backscatter712, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    How's your PIRG? What, you don't know what a PIRG is?? Well, to be honest with you, I didn't know what a PIRG was, either--until I read a recent DUmmieland thread. But the DUmmies sure seemed to know what a PIRG was! They would mention the term all over the thread and never bother to explain it, since of course all progressives would know what it meant. But me, being a regressive oppressor--I had never heard the term before. So I looked it up. Apparently, it stands for "Public Interest Research Group," which is a fancy way of saying...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-09-12 ("Europe Is Baffled by the U.S. Supreme Court")

    04/09/2012 2:55:53 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 9, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    One of the enduring mysteries of life is the DUmmies' infatuation with Europe. I mean, disincentivizing tax rates, oppressive political correctness, moral decline, secularization--no, wait, it's no mystery at all! That's exactly what the DUmmies WANT! But what IS an enduring mystery is why the DUmmies don't just move there. Europe is everything they long for and desire. So why don't they go? Is it the distance? I'm told they make airplanes now that will get you across the ocean in a matter of hours. Is it the language? I personally offer to teach Swedish for FREE to any...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-12 (Olbermann hired by Fox News, DUmmies torn)

    04/01/2012 8:26:29 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies | April 1, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    No, I'm kidding. April Fools. Keefie is still fired. Oh, haven't you heard? Keith Olbermann was fired AGAIN, this time by Current TV, Algore's little network that nobody watches. And Keef now is vowing to take Algore to court. And so I'm NOT kidding about the DUmmies being torn. I mean, Olbie vs. Algore? What's a progressive to do? Multiple threads on this at the DUmp, more people commenting than probably watched his show. We'll start with this THREAD, "Gored: Olbermann Out at Current," and take it from there. So let us keep Current with KO and his fans...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-30-12 (Many DUmmies WANT the Supremes to overturn Obamacare!)

    03/30/2012 3:26:23 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 30, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    As this week went along, it became increasing clear that the Supreme Court may very well end up ruling that Obamacare, AKA the ACA (Affordable Care Act), is unconstitutional. Where in the Constitution is the federal government given the power to FORCE citizens to buy a certain good or service? So it looks like Obamacare's days may be numbered. The DUmmies are depressed, right? WRONG! Oh, some of them see this as a defeat, yes. But many of them are OVERJOYED! Why? Because this will now pave the way for the DUmmies' ultimate dream plan, namely, UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTHCARE...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 2-17-12 (Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!")

    02/17/2012 2:37:11 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2012 | DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies are always eager to replenish their ranks with young skulls full of mush, and it looks like they have found one in the person of teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl. DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl is 15 years old, and she recently joined the denizens of the DUmp. In just one week and 128 posts, Redstate Bluegirl has become thoroughly ADDICTED. The Bluegirl has been HOOKED! So ecstatic is she about being part of the Reality-Based Community®, she whoops and hollers, cheerily exclaiming, in this THREAD, "This is...FUN!" DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl probably thinks dermabrasion for her zits is fun, too....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-12-12 ("President Obama, a DU member?")

    02/12/2012 8:21:27 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 34 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    What does Barry do when he's not out golfing? We now find out: He's hanging out on DU! Hey, it could happen. Just see this THREAD, "President Obama, a DU member?" So let us now do as Dear Reader does, which is go to DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]: President Obama, a DU member? [He'd fit right in!] According to James Fallows in The Atlantic Magazine: "Obama is more likely to be spending time with papers or a book, or even to be online—prowling through the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-12 (Pitt remembers: "Cindy Sheehan was the first #Occupier.")

    01/30/2012 11:20:11 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Ah, the Summer of '05! William Rivers Pitt was the Pied Piper of DUmmieland, prolix prog blogger supreme, leading an army of psychophants enthralled with the Pitt and the Ponderous. True, a chink had emerged in his armor through the Andyscam scandal, but Pied Piper Pitt had recovered nicely and was back to leading the anti-Bush hatefest at the DUmp. Yes, it was a young, vigorous, 33-year-old William Rivers Pitt back then, a rising star in the ranks of the barking moonbats. And William had his eye set on higher things still: talking headness, punditry, a paid position on...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-12 (Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line)

    01/26/2012 10:50:12 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Kneel before Barack! Bow to Obama! Our President must be treated with the UTMOST respect at all times! Now say you are a governor of a state and you come out to greet the President at the airport, even though he is a member of the other party and his policies are hurting your state, and you meet him on the tarmac, but then you get into a bit of a heated back-and-forth with him, and in the course of the argument you DARE to raise your finger toward him for a moment, and a photographer with a zoom...
  • Not-quite-ready-for-DUmmie-FUnnies: "Supper duper" reporter Know-it-All Nadin amazes all!

    01/23/2012 2:31:17 PM PST · by Choose Ye This Day · 45 replies
    East County Magazine ^ | January 17, 2012 | The All-Knowing Nadin Abbot
    Did you know that we have Special Forces soldiers dying in Syria right now? No? Well, if you haven't heard that, you must not have spoken to Nadin Brzezinski, wanna-be Woodward & Bernstein for the East County Magazine, and omniscient sage of the DUmp. She enlightens all of her minions, who aren't buying her story about an Occupy San Diego chef-turned KIA Spec Op soldier, in the following thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002179652 SOLDIER’S FACEBOOK POST RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT U.S. SPECIAL FORCES IN SYRIA That’s where Nadin Brzenstein goes for her deep cover, well-placed sources: Facebook. Because if it’s posted on Facebook, it’s...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-12 ("I marvel at how . . . Republicans vote against their self-interests")

    01/21/2012 11:20:04 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 21, 2012 | DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Above we see DUmmiettes undergroundpanther, kpete, and Sarah Ibarruri working on their posts--trying of course to make it into the DUmmie FUnnies. And it worked! Thursday it was undergroundpanther with "Why I hate the rich..." Yesterday it was kpete with "Why Not Rob The Rich?" And now today it's Sarah Ibarruri with this THREAD, "Every day I marvel at how poor and middle class Republicans vote against their self-interests." The Three Little Progs and their posts: It's a trifecta of class warfare! So let us now hear from Sarah Ibuprofen and her fellow travelers, in Bolshevik Red, while the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-12 ("Why Not Rob The Rich?")

    01/20/2012 9:03:58 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 20, 2012 | DUmmie kpete, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Class warfare has been the calling card for the Democrats for many a decade. And we see it in full flower over in DUmmieland. Yesterday we heard from DUmmie undergroundpanther, on why she hates the rich. Today we hear from another of the angry DUmmie womyn, DUmmie kpete, on why we ought to rob the rich. It's here in this THREAD, "Why Not Rob The Rich?" So let us now visit the den of the robber barrens, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--looking forward to the End of an Error one year...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-12 ("Why I hate the rich...")

    01/19/2012 3:42:08 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 62 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2012 | DUmmie undergroundpanther, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmieland is a hate site. We've been documenting that here at the DUmmie FUnnies for over seven years. And right at the top of the list (tied for first with hatred of Christians and hatred of Rethuglicans) is hatred of the rich. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie undergroundpanther, "Why I hate the rich..." DUmmie undergroundpanther HATES the rich, and she is envious of them. So let us now feel the hate of the Left, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, rich with comedy GOLD mined from the Democrat Underground, is in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-16-12 ("President Obama is Beating the GOPers at their own game..Reducing Gov't")

    01/16/2012 12:52:56 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    On Friday President Obama unveiled a plan to shrink the size of the federal government. Oh, you didn't know that Mr. Obama was a small-government conservative? Neither did I. But then, this is an election year, isn't it? You see, in reality, Obozo is the Biggest Big-Government Debtocrat of All Time. But he's got to PORTRAY himself as a cost-cutting, tax-cutting, bin-Laden-killing, Mr. Efficiency, Protector-of-the-Middle-Class conservative, in order to get re-elected. Thus the charade on Friday. What Dear Reader proposed on Friday is eliminating the Commerce Department. That's right. Not the unconstitutional, budget-draining, debt-increasing, wealth-redistributing departments of a) Education,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-12 ("To us non-Americans, Obama is Doing a Pretty Good Job!")

    01/13/2012 11:24:16 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2012 | DUmmie DeathToTheOil, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    President Obama's approval ratings are riding high . . . in Canada. Our neighbors to the north view Mr. Obama favorably, as one who is moving backwards redneck Amurikkka along, slowly but surely, on the road to Eurosocialist Nirvana. This is the view of Canadian DUmmie DeathToTheOil, here in this THREAD, "To us non-Americans, Obama is Doing a Pretty Good Job!" Now of course to many of the American DUmmies, Obama is not moving anywhere near fast enough. To them, he's just another centrist corporate stooge. But Canadian DUmmie DeathToTheOil wants to reassure the Americans to stand by their...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-12-12 ("Yay O!": Smiley edits out Belafonte's Obama slam)

    01/12/2012 3:38:55 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 15 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Liberal radio hosts Tavis Smiley and Cornel West had liberal entertainer Harry Belafonte on their show the other day, and in the interview, Belafonte ripped into President Obama. However, THAT portion of the interview conveniently was CUT when the show went out for distribution. The producer later said that it was for time purposes and that that part of the interview was the least interesting part, since you could hear criticisms of Obama on Fox News any day. Hmmm. . . . A big-name lefty like Belafonte, on a left-wing radio show, slamming Obama for not being leftist enough,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-31-11 ("Here She Is, Our Miss DUmmieland": DUmmie of the Year crowned!)

    12/31/2011 3:59:43 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 31, 2011 | DUmmie of the Year nadinbrzezinski and Charles Henrickson
    The finalists are all standing on the stage, holding hands, smiling--though nervous--their pearly whites shining through red-glossed lips. The suspense is building. At last it's time to crown the winner. It's come down to this. . . . "And the winner of DUmmie of the Year for 2011 is . . . Miss Fallout Shelter, NADIN BRZEZINSKI!" The crowd cheers! The sash is draped over Nadin's siza--over Nadin. She's reachiing for the crown hat. She begins her victorious walk up the runway. Hit it, Bert Parks! And let's all sing along! HERE SHE IS, OUR MISS DUMMIELANDTune: "There She...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-25-11 (Welcome to the DUmmieland holiday party!)

    12/25/2011 8:52:06 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 25, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Welcome to the DUmmieland holiday party! Head DUmmie Skinner is hosting the shindig at his place, along with his sidekicks EarlG and Elad. Now that DU3 has hit the big time, with lots of ad revenue and a subsidy from the Democrat Party, $kimmer can afford to have a FANCY party--notice the chocolate fountain on the buffet table, along with the ice sculpture of Alan Grayson. And so Skinner and the boys have broken out the fancy DUds for tonight, as opposed to what they usually wear: Still, most of the guests here have come in their normal attire:...
  • The Troll Patrol: DUmmies join the MIR Team

    12/22/2011 6:32:34 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 54 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 22, 2011 | DUAC Earl, DU Mole MineralMan, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! How many times have we heard that over the past 7+ years that we have been monitoring DUmmieland? Many! We have planted plenty of moles in the DUmp to egg the DUmmies on and to expose their nuttiness. Well, the New DUmmieland ain't puttin' up with it anymore! With characteristic panache and aplomb, Assistant Head DUmmie EarlG, aka DUAC Earl, has rolled out a brand-new Troll Patrol to catch and dispatch the nasty intruders. He's calling it the "MIR Team," the "Malicious Intruder Removal Team." I call it the "MIR Spaced-out Station," in other words, a...