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  • Family Of Man Shot While Robbing A Waffle House Calls For Stricter Gun Laws

    06/26/2014 5:03:38 PM PDT · by Hojczyk · 52 replies
    Breitbart Big Government ^ | June 26,2014 | ADELLE NAZARIAN
    The family of a North Carolina man who was shot and killed while committing an armed robbery is calling for stricter gun laws. Dante Williams, 19, and his accomplice Jawan Craig walked into the Waffle House restaurant and "terrorized" the customers in 2012 intent on robbing it at gun point. Upon being approached by Williams, gun in hand, one of the patrons, Justin Harrison – who also had a concealed weapon on him but had an actual permit for it – shot Williams in self-defense, killing him "almost instantly," according to a Fox News affiliate in North Carolina. Fox only...
  • Lago Vista charged with misdemeanor for kicking, flatulating in co-workers face

    02/13/2014 12:13:12 PM PST · by Arrowhead1952 · 12 replies
    KLJB Radio ^ | 2/13/2014 | Carol Nelson
    Lago Vista [PD detective] charged with misdemeanor for kicking, flatulating in co-workers face Carol Nelson 2/13/2014 A Lago Vista Police Detective is in trouble after assaulting one of his co-workers while at work. An affidavit says 45 year old Detective Lawrence M. Jonap hit a co-worker in the back December 10th with such force the co-worker fell forward, then later had to seek treatment because of pain. The next day, Detective is accused of approaching the victim at his desk, hitting him in the head, shaking his chair and asking 'how's your back'? Jonap then proceeded to flatulate in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-14 (Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside")

    01/06/2014 2:09:18 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2014 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Just as it's embarrassing now for the DUmmies to use the term "Obamacare," and so now they just call it the "ACA," so also has it become embarrassing to say "global warming." Since the globe isn't all that warm these days, now the preferred term is "climate change." That can cover just about anything. And that way the facts can't get in the way of their global whining. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie kentuck, "If you believe in global climate change, do you believe the earth is getting warmer or colder?" But before we get to that thread, let's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-14 (Pie-eyed Poster Pitt raises many glasses)

    01/01/2014 6:29:35 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 57 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 1, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Year's Eve for William Rivers Pitt is like All You Can Eat Night at Golden Corral for Michael Moore: Just another night. Nothing special. You see, Pitt is known to bend the old elbow to all hours of the day and night in honor of, well, just about anything. The sun coming up in the morning. An overtime loss by the Boston Bruins. (Hey, it's one point.) Whatever. Any excuse will do. But on New Year's Eve, when all the amateurs get in on the act, William will use the occasion to raise many a glass, in honor...
  • "The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender

    12/31/2013 2:34:25 PM PST · by Viennacon · 36 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | December 30th 2013 | Charles Henrickson
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024245263 The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-13 ("The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender)

    12/30/2013 12:39:19 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 73 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-13 (DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents)

    12/26/2013 11:19:49 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2013 | DUmmie Locut0s, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies must have been naughty this year. It seems all Santa brought them was a lump of coal. Or so you would think, listening to the way they whine. Of course the DUmmies would probably want to bring Santa up on charges if he brought them a lump of coal, since coal is such an evil Republican rock. The DUmmies talk about their Christmas presents here in this THREAD by DUmmie Locut0s, "What did you get for Christmas?" DUmmie Locut0s, affectionately known to us as LocoNuts, is the chubby self-pitying loser (that's "looser," for you DUmmies) who never...
  • Bloomberg, Moms Demand Action: Background Checks Don't Work, Pass More Background Checks

    12/24/2013 9:45:24 AM PST · by rktman · 17 replies
    Bretibart.com ^ | 12/24/2013 | AWR Hawkins
    On December 23, Michael Bloomberg and Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense America's (MDA) Shannon Watts co-authored an op-ed claiming criminals circumvent our current background check system; ergo, the United States needs more background checks.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-13 (DUmmies #GetTalkingAboutPajamaBoy)

    12/19/2013 3:13:56 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    OFA, Organizing For Action--née Obama For America, the neverending barackobama.com campaign operation--OFA, trying to promote their Mutual of Obama health insurance disaster, recently launched a series of ads to get mind-numbed Obamabots to talk up the program over the holidays. The ad that has gained the most attention is the one pictured above. It depicts a scrawny youngish person of indeterminate gender, wearing hipster glasses, cradling a cup of cocoa in a non-masculine manner, and wearing a plaid onesie. The accompanying message reads: Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance. _________________ #GetTalking barackobama.com/talk Well, this ad...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-13 (Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares)

    12/16/2013 11:53:23 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2013 | DUmmie Demo_Chris, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In our last DUFU, we heard from Will the Shill Pitt how wonderful and easy signing up for ObamaCare is--even though he hadn't, uh, exactly completed the process. Well, today's DUFU will tell a different tale, i.e., "Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares." We visit this THREAD by DUmmie Demo_Chris, "9 HOURS in and Healthcare.gov still wont let me look at the actual PLANS." Fortunately it won't take us 9 hours to look at the actual comments of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if William Rivers Pitt...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-13 (Thanksgiving in DUmmieland: The tradition continues)

    11/30/2013 8:29:22 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's that time of year again. Every year at DUmmie FUnnies we check in with the DUmmies to see how their Thanksgiving went. Usually it consists of a) non-traditional weirdness, b) confrontations with conservative relatives, c) conversions of conservative relatives, or d) all of the above. Let's see how it went this year. We begin with this THREAD, "How will you spend Thanksgiving?" and move on to others. So let us now go and spend Thanksgiving with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--who did the odd thing and actually went...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-13 (Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up!)

    11/15/2013 3:56:42 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 104 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Will the Shill Pitt, loyal party hack, suddenly has become Will the Shrill Pitt, and boy, is he hacked off! What has got the normally mild-mannered journalist in such a state of upset? Is it a George W. Bush speaking tour? No. Is it finding out the news that Karl Rove was NOT indicted after all? No. Besides, the 24 business hours are not up yet. No, what has got Pitt's panties in a bunch is . . . how badly Team Obama has screwed up this whole health care thing. Pitt is peeved! Witness this THREAD, "God damn...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-31-13 (Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries?)

    10/31/2013 7:45:32 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 31, 2013 | DUmmie hooverville29, DUmmie leftstreet, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan. Period. No one will take it away. No matter what." --Dr. Ob, June 15, 2009 The impact of Obamacare is starting to hit the DUmmies. And not all of them are pleased. Employers are canceling health insurance for their workers. People are having to pay higher premiums. People are having to meet higher deductibles. And this is not going over well with all the denizens of the DUmp. My gosh, who could have predicted that these things would be happening???? Who could have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-13 ("Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie)

    10/10/2013 3:31:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's a familiar strategy: Ultra-leftist candidate enters race, regardless of whether he or she has any chance of winning. Candidate's extreme left-wing posturing gets DUmmies all aroused. Candidate fleeces DUmmies for lots of money. Candidate loses, but has vastly increased his or her bank account. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Call it the Alan Grayson Method. The DUmmies' Darling DU Jour is one Wendy Davis, a state senator in Texas who has just thrown her tennis shoes into the ring for governor. Ms. Davis catapulted to fame in June, when she filibustered a bill regulating abortions by standing for eleven hours...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-13 ("This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown)

    10/07/2013 5:09:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 7, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    "And you shall set limits for the people all around, saying, 'Take care not to go up into the mountain or touch the edge of it. Whoever touches the mountain shall be put to death.'" (Exodus 19:12) Mount Rushmore has become Mount Sinai. Lord Obama has declared it. Even though the partial "government shutdown" affects only a small percentage of federal spending, and the Chief Executive has the discretion to manage and adjust and prioritize accordingly, the Offended One is determined to make the "shutown" as visible and as miserable as possible, so that he can blame the eeevil...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-13 ("Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower)

    08/22/2013 4:03:01 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 22, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Bush, Cheney, and Rummy: war criminals, and they remain free. Bradley Manning: whistle-blower, and he gets sentenced to 35 years in prison. Where is the justice? Justice for Treyson! This sums up the DUmmies' reaction to the sentencing of Nothing-Is-Private Manning. But that was yesterday. Today comes news that Bradley--who at one time had called himself "Brianna"--now wants to be known as "Chelsea" and live as a woman. Bradley is no longer manning. Multiple threads the last couple of days, too many to link to them all. We'll start with this THREAD, "Bradley Manning sentanced to 35 years." But...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-20-13 (Know-it-all Nadin pundificates: "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening")

    08/19/2013 10:29:13 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 20, 2013 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Time to catch up with our old friend, Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski (seen above, in action as interpid girl reporter Nadin Abbott, sniffing out yet another story). In today's episode, Nadin pundificates on the state of DUmmieland, here in this THREAD, "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening." This is an occasion, of course--as in all Nadin threads--for the all-knowing, condescending one to make herself look superior and sagacious. And then, when there's some blowback--or even anticipating it--she takes on the martyr persona, suffering nobly under the bullies. It's like Nadin has a permanent "Kick me!" sign taped to her back....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-13 (Yes We Scan: The Obama Legacy?)

    08/17/2013 11:44:49 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2013 | DUmmie Kablooie, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Now that President Obama is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty, the question arises: What will be the Obama Legacy? A vibrant economy? Universal health care for all? World peace? Racial healing? Lower ocean levels? It's so hard to pick just one. The increasingly disenchanted DUmmies, though, might pick "None of the above." That's the gist of this THREAD by DUmmie Kablooie, "Wow. With all these NSA revelations rolling in Obama's legacy may not be Obamacare." So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss the Obama Legacy, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-13 (Forever 29.5: It's Obamacare, DUmmies--Own It!)

    08/16/2013 3:47:20 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies continue to reel from the real effects of Obamacare, as it begins to unfold. The latest news is that the national clothing-store chain Forever 21 is moving many of their employees from full-time to part-time status, so the company doesn't have to suffer the punitive costs of Obamacare. Hey, DUmmies, OWN IT! This is what you voted for. Own it. But no, instead of owning it, the DUmmies are frowning it. They're mad at Forever 21 for trying to keep their business in business. Why, in fact, this calls for a BOYCOTT!! The DUmmies are going to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-12-13 (Obama's critics are racist--unless they're DUmmies)

    08/12/2013 8:27:50 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 12, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    If you oppose President Obama, if you don't like him, you MUST be a RACIST! You're criticizing him because, as a racist Rethuglican, you can't STAND having a black man in the White House! Unless of course you're a DUmmie. Then you have free rein to criticize Obama all you want, because, as a progressive, ipso facto, you CANNOT be a racist, and you're only criticizing him because he's let us down by not being progressive enough. That's about the size of things in DUmmieland. And the DUmmies are too dense to see their DUbble standard--as we'll see demonstrated...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-13 (Pitt almost stumbles into some truth)

    08/08/2013 4:52:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The man you are looking at is William Rivers Pitt, the erstwhile Wunderkind of DUmmieland, "Pied Piper Pitt," now a 41-year-old has-been/never-was journopundactivist and self-important muckety-muck for an obscure prog blog called "truthout." Ever since Journalist Pitt swore to the high heavens that an indictment of Karl Rove was a done deal, sealed, and would be revealed within 24 business hours, Mr. Pitt has been the laughingstock of the internets. OK, you can stop looking at the picture now and go fetch some eyebleach. BTW, that's a screenshot of the Pittster youtubing for dollars for his little truthout site....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-03-13 (Obongo Unchanged: Even the DUmmies are down on Obama)

    08/02/2013 10:41:55 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 3, 2013 | DUmmie Fire Walk With Me, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    You know things are going bad, when you're the most liberal, socialist, gayest president in American history, and yet even the progressive moonbats are down on you. Such is life right now for that guy who sometimes visits the White House--oh, what's his name again? Yeah, Barack Obongo, TPFKAO (The President Formerly Known As Obamassiah). But the bloom is off that rose. That train left the station long ago. In other words, Obie is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty. See the DUmmies dump on their former hero, the guy they used to swoon over! It's all here in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-01-13 (Angry DUmmie goes to Disneyland!)

    08/01/2013 4:46:26 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 46 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 1, 2013 | DUmmie tk2kewl, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Angry DUmmie is ANGRY!!! And at The Happiest Place on Earth, no less! That's right, one of the DUmmies is at Disneyland, taking his family on vacation . . . but he's AS MAD AS HELL, and he's not going to take it anymore! What's the problem, you ask? Why, the constant, pervasive surveillance and instrusion on his family's privacy! In other words, you've got to have a photo taken to go with your pass. A small thing, you may think. But this is enough to get DUmmie tk2kewl worked up to a BOIL! He launches into a classic,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-19-13 ("Sixteen Scandals": What scandals? More like racist attacks!)

    05/18/2013 10:47:18 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 19, 2013 | DUmmie Hugabear, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    When in doubt, pull it out. Pull what out, you ask? Why, the Race Card, of course. It always comes in handy whenever Our President comes under attack. And so it is for such a time as this that the Race Card was created. For this has been a very rough week or so for Dear Leader. I mean, the Benghazi scandal, which just won't go away, now has been joined by the IRS targeting scandal and the AP record-seizing scandal. Oy! Time for the Big Guy to take a golfing vacation somewhere, I guess, to get a little...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-13 (Advice to a lovelorn DUmmie: Go to Mars, young moonbat, go to Mars!)

    05/13/2013 5:24:40 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2013 | DUmmie Locut0s, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Today we visit two DUmmie threads that may seem like they're not related, but really they are. I'm referring to this THREAD, "So ladies think there's any hope for me?" and this THREAD, "78,000 apply for one-way mission to Mars." Don't worry if you don't see the connection now. All things will become clear. So let us board our Curiosity rover and explore the terrain of Planet DUmmieland, in Red Planet Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready to do a DUFU on DUFOs, is in the [brackets]: So ladies think there's any hope...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-13 (DUmmies were hoping for a RW Boston Teabomber!)

    04/22/2013 10:36:11 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Let's see. . . . April 15, Tax Day. . . . Boston, site of the original Tea Party. . . . Boston, America's most liberal city. . . . "Patriots' Day," a term that the wingnuts would love to use. . . . So who are the obvious perpetrators of the Boston Marathon bombing? Why, right-wing white Christian conservatives, of course! Teabaggers! TeaBOMBERS! That was the immediate and quite predictable reaction of the DUmmies in the wake of last week's bombing. Never mind the fact that 99% of all terrorist attacks in the world over the past 40+...
  • CO Democrat Doesn't Understand High-Capacity Magazines Can Be Reloaded (video)

    04/03/2013 12:28:22 PM PDT · by neverdem · 60 replies
    Real Clear Politics ^ | April 3, 2013 | NA
    Rep. Diana DeGette (D-Colorado): "I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those now they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available." (April 2, 2013, Denver Post forum)
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-02-13 (Lousy Freeper Troll speaks truth to DUmmies!)

    03/02/2013 4:02:30 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 2, 2013 | DUmmie samrock, DUmmie liberal_economist, and Charles Henrickson
    Every once in a while, a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! is so artful that he can infiltrate a DUmmieland thread and actually string together a series of conservative posts before he gets himself banned. This is what we have today from DUmmie/LFT liberal_economist, who discombobulates the DUmmies here in this THREAD started by genuine DUmmie samrock, "They should not be called entitlements.. they are earned benefits!!" What DUmmie liberal_economist does that so upsets the DUmmies is to expose the real basis of socialist wealth redistribution, i.e., that basically the government steals your money from you by force and redistributes it...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-25-13 (Sequester disaster! DUmmies blame Rethuglicans!)

    02/25/2013 9:58:59 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 25, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Last week President Obama held a photo op an important news conference in which he warned Americans of the dire, disastrous consequences if the Eeevil Republicans have their way and the dreaded, draconian SEQUESTER goes into effect!! Jobs will be lost! Vital services will be lost!! LIVES will be lost!!! Planes will fall out of the sky! First responders won't be there to respond! Teachers will be out of a job! Roads and bridges! Crumbling infrastructure! SCHOOLS! Children's SCHOOLS, Mandrake! The Children--think of The Children!!!! "My fellow Americans, just look at these carefully selected stage props these brave first...
  • Joe Salazar and Colorado Democratic Party Rape Defense Kit

    02/23/2013 11:45:50 AM PST · by Winged Hussar · 12 replies
    The Stentorian ^ | 2/23/2013 | Winged Hussar 1683
    This cartoon/leaflet, which is explicitly placed in the public domain, relates to State Rep. Joe Salazar's (D-CO) statement, "It's why we have call boxes, it's why we have safe zones, it's why we have the whistles. Because you just don't know who you're gonna be shooting at," Salazar said in the debate last Friday. "And you don't know if you feel like you're gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone's been following you around or if you feel like you're in trouble when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop ......
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-22-13 (DUmmies Divided on Obama's Golf-Oil Links)

    02/22/2013 12:06:34 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 22, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The bloom is off Obamassiah's rose, I think. Some of the DUmmies are starting to see the Vacationer-in-Chief for what he is: a craven politician, beholden to Big Money, who talks a good game, rousing discontent against "the wealthiest among us," all the while stashing their cash in his back pocket. Witness this THREAD, "Obama played golf with oil giants during climate rally." Some of the DUmmies are bummed out. But many of them continue to back Our President, no matter what. I think the Obama worshipers still outnumber the hyper-progs who don't think he's leftist enough. But the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-13 ("I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'")

    01/24/2013 4:14:33 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods William Rivers Pitt has been on a roll lately. He's been invigorated by Obozo's victory, and emboldened by the big push for gun control. So much so, that lately William has gone into Internet Tough Guy mode. Wee Willie has been talking SMACK to the imaginary Secondment Amendment supporters he's been addressing, and he has them literally shaking in their imaginary boots. We take you back to this past Saturday, when Mr. Pitt was in his cups and feeling especially feisty and in high DUdgeon. William...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-13 (Kucinich betrays DUmmies, joins Fox News!)

    01/17/2013 1:16:33 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    As you can see above, at one time, the DUmmies had no greater hero than Dennis Kucinich. There was nobody they liked better. The former Boy Mayor of Cleveland, the former Wunderkind of the Cuyahoga, the truest, bluest progressive in Congress, the prog-preferred presidential aspirant in '04 and '08, and a moonbat as wacky as the DUmmies themselves--there was no one who could surpass Dennis Kucinich in the eyes of the DUmmies. But all that has changed now. Due to Ohio losing a seat in Congress, Rep. Kucinich was forced into a primary against fellow congressperson Marcy Kaptur--and he...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-13 (Who in 2016? Hillary? NO! Grayson or Warren? YES!)

    01/11/2013 10:18:35 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2012 | DUmmie Ken Burch, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    GRAYSON-WARREN 2016 No more teabaggers like Obama or Clinton! When is left not left enough? When it's Hillary Rodham Clinton. You see, to the DUmmies, Hillary is not hardcore-left enough. They pillory Hillary. To them, she's practically a teabagging Rethuglican. So is Obama, for that matter. The DUmmies have been looking ahead to 2016, and they do not like what they see. For it seems that HILLARY! will be the heir apparent, and she's not radical-Communist enough for their tastes. So the DUmmies have begun to search about, looking for a more progressive alternative. It doesn't matter if their choice...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-03-13 (It's 2013. Do you know where your Socialist Paradise is?)

    01/03/2013 12:26:10 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 3, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's 2013. Do you know where your Socialist Paradise is? What's the matter, DUmmies, you say you can't find it? Where did it go? I thought that by now everything would be hunky-dory. You guys should be jumping for joy. I mean, Our President got re-elected. Some of the Obamacare provisions are starting to kick in. The Congress and Our President just got this fiscal cliff deal done, which will raise taxes on the evil rich. What more could you want? Aren't these the things you've been hoping for? Aren't these the things that will cause the economy to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-31-12 (Know-it-all Nadin robbed, then Robbed!)

    12/31/2012 11:52:00 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 31, 2012 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Distraught DUmmies protest the fraudulent DUmmie of the Year results that cost Nadin Brzezinski her title. As you know, our friends over at Conservative Cave conduct the annual polling to determine the winner of the much-coveted "DUmmie of the Year" (DOTY) award. Last year's winner, and deservedly so, was DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, affectionately known in these parts as Know-it-all Nadin. Nads blew the competition AWAY with her countless, unintentionally hilarious posts, filled with malaprops, misspellings, all-knowingness, and general condescension, on subjects as far-ranging as Fukushima gas clouds, trend-spotting and tipping points, her own coverage as a "journalist" of the Occupy...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-12 (DUmmies talk fiscal cliff and GOP treason)

    12/28/2012 2:06:49 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    President Oahu has cut short his vacation to save the nation from economic catastrophe--even though he has run up trillions of dollars in debt and shows no signs of wanting to cut spending. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid-my-lips-more-new-taxes stands ready to avert financial doom--even though he has not been able to get the Senate to pass a budget in years. And these are the people who will keep us from going over the fiscal cliff? The DUmmies are talking fiscal cliff these days, albeit reluctantly. The stuff makes their head hurt, and it is not as emotionally satisfying as...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-26-12 ("I'll Be DUmb for Christmas": DUmmies Deal with Republican Relatives)

    12/26/2012 12:28:04 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 26, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's a longstanding tradition here at DUmmie FUnnies: seeing how the DUmmies manage to annoy their relatives at family gatherings for Thanksgiving and Christmas. And this year is no different. We'll see how obnoxious the DUmmies can be here in this THREAD, "How Do You Deal With Republican Relatives During The Holidays?" But before we do, let's sing this DUmmieland holiday classic! I'LL BE DUMB FOR CHRISTMASTune: "I'll Be Home for Christmas"I'll be DUmb for Christmas, You can count on me; I'll have polls on gun control-- And the President's on TV! Christmas Eve you'll hear me Spout my...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-21-12 (Nadin knows Mayan calendars)

    12/21/2012 10:44:50 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 39 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 21, 2012 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Well, it's December 21st. And we're still here. So far. But the day is not over yet. Should we be worried? Whenever there is a subject about which we are not sure, we know there is one place we can turn where we can find out the answers. And that is, to the World's Foremost Authority, the reigning DUmmie Of The Year . . . yes, Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski. Nadin knows Mayan calendars. Heck, what is there that she DOESN'T know? The DUmmies, amid all their threads about gun control and the fiscal cliff, have spent some time noting...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-12 (DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate!)

    12/17/2012 8:53:34 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Jim DeMint: Republican diversity, Democrat nightmare First of all, let me say right off the bat: I do not want to do a whole DUFU on the DUmmies' demand for gun control. Not that there's any lack of material. All of DUmmieland, 90+% of the threads right now--this is ALL they're talking about. Here are some typical, actual thread titles: "F*** the 2nd Amendment!!!" "F*** THE NRA!" "Nobody needs to own a gun. NOBODY." "To the 2nd amendment extremists - you have the blood of children on your hands." "If there are bigger pussies in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-14-12 ("Eat the rich" who are fleeing tax hikes!)

    12/14/2012 11:47:28 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 14, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies and their fellow travelers around the world are tax-devouring chowhounds with an insatiable appetite. As long as there are people in the world with more money than they themselves possess, they want to tax those b*st*rds mercilessly and spread the wealth around. "Eat the rich!" is the leftist cry. And so a problem arises when the evil rich, tired of their unjust tax burden, pack up their bags and leave. They move to somewhere that won't tax them so onerously--to another city, to another state, to another country. And that is what is happening now in Britain...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-07-12 (DUmmies cry: "Tax the churches!")

    12/07/2012 11:19:39 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 7, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies LOVE taxes! They just love them! Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, TAX!!! More taxes, higher taxes, more, more, more! As long as the DUmmies themselves don't have to pay them. But tax the other guy? Sure! Tax 'em out the wazoo! Where to find more food to feed the federal Leviathan? Big Government has a Big Appetite. Sandra Fluke's pills don't come cheap, you know. So where to look? Corporations, of course. Rich people, of course. They're all evil. (Well, all of them except for the deep-pocket Democrat donors, I guess.) Let's see, whom haven't we...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-12 (How the DUmmies spent their Thanksgiving)

    11/23/2012 1:57:37 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's an annual holiday tradition here at DUmmie FUnnies. We monitor how the DUmmies spend their Thanksgiving and Christmas. Now you may be asking yourself, "Self, how can the DUmmies celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas, when a) they don't have a God to give thanks to, and b) they don't believe in Christ?" Good question. Nevertheless, the DUmmies do observe these holidays, not according to the purpose for which they were created, but rather as occasions for family gatherings, where they, left-wing moonbats that they are, can interact with their normal relatives and irritate the heck out of them. So...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-22-12 (Nadin reports: WALMART WORKERS TO WALK OUT ON BLACK FRIDAY)

    11/22/2012 7:55:02 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    November 22, 2012 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    'Twas the night before Friday, when all through the DUmp, Just one DUmmie was sniffing, she was getting a jump. A story was breaking! 'Twas time to prepare-- Yes, Nadin Brzezinski soon would be there! The DUmmies, all smug in their Bolshevik Red, Were boring me stiff till I noticed this THREAD: "On Friday, Black Friday," Nads exclaimed with a shout, "The workers of Walmart all will walk out!" Nadin, Girl Reporter, was posting this crap, So I knew that a DUFU just fell in my lap. You know she'll be there for a story this big With press...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-19-12 (No Wonder. It's a Bimbo Eruption!)

    11/19/2012 12:38:06 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 19, 2012 | DUmmie boston bean, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Obama Economy continues apace. Another business shutting down. Thousands of jobs lost. More tax revenue lost. Ho-hum. But no Ho-Hos. Or Ding-Dongs. Or Twinkies. Or Wonder Bread. Hostess is going out of business. And even the DUmmies are having to adjust, as we see in this BREAD THREAD by DUmmie boston bean, "Do not laugh, I beg of you do not laugh!" Then we'll also look at this THREAD, "Here is what is going to happen to Twinkies." So let us push our carts up and down the aisles of DUmmieland, in search of Dead Bread Red, while...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-13-12 (Defunding DUmmieland: Nadin leads the way!)

    11/13/2012 7:38:11 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 13, 2012 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Boys of DUmmer. The Triumvirate. The Troika. The Powers That Be. And they would be (pictured above): Head DUmmie Skinner (center); his Mini-Me, Assistant Head DUmmie EarlG (the little guy); and Techno DUmmie Elad (the other guy). As you can see from their appearance at some swank soiree where they were wined and dined, the Troika are living high on the hog, galavanting to and fro, from one high-falutin' shindig to the next, hobnobbing with the movers and the shakers, rubbing elbows with the rich and powerful. (Well, usually not Elad. The other two generally don't let him...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-12-12 (DUmmies pooh-pooh Democrat vote fraud)

    11/12/2012 5:27:36 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    AND OFTEN Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie. We have seen this, and said this, many times over the years. The DUmmie DUbble standard is always in effect. And so it is when it comes to vote(r) fraud. Actually, the DUmmies prefer to use the term "election fraud," since "vote(r) fraud" implies that it is done by individual voters (i.e., Democrats), whereas "election fraud" is done by unseen evil powers manipulating electronic voting machines (i.e., Diebold) whenever a Democrat loses. The DUmmies contend, on the basis of no evidence whatsoever, that both the 2000 and 2004 elections were stolen by evil...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-10-12 (Let the layoffs begin! Or: You get what you vote for)

    11/09/2012 10:52:08 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 10, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Elections have consequences. We tried to tell you that, DUmmies. Governor Romney tried to tell you that. He said that Obamacare would be a jobs-killer. But did you believe him? Did you believe us? NOOO!! Well, guess what? Now that your beloved Barack managed to come up with enough votes in Florida, Ohio, and Virginia to get his sorry ass re-elected--which means that Obamacare now will not be reversed in the foreseeable future--guess what has started to happen, even starting the day after the election? That's right. Let the layoffs begin! You see, DUmmies, you get what you vote...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-09-12 (DUmmies invite us to Kamp Kumbaya!)

    11/09/2012 10:48:37 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 9, 2012 | DUmmie dawg, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "Let's all be pals now, shall we? And why don't you poor, misguided, voting-against-your-own-interests Republicans--why don't you all come over to OUR campfire here at Kamp Kumbaya and stay for a while and become enlightened like us?" That's the theme here in this day-after THREAD by DUmmie dawg, "A serious and sympathetic post for any lurking conservatives." So it turns out the DUmmies like us, after all. Isn't that nice? Let's all get along. Just pull out our spines and lobotomize our brains, and we can all become one big happy family, living in a beautiful Prog Land of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-12 (Confident DUmmies pop the champagne corks!!)

    11/06/2012 12:14:30 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Nobody in their right mind is predicting a huge Obama victory. Most all the polls are showing a dead heat in the popular vote. In terms of electoral votes, many of the swing states that could decide the election--those too show a margin of only a percentage point or two, one way or the other. It looks too close to call with any confidence. The consensus seems to be that it will be one of three possibilities: a) Romney could win narrowly, b) if there is a bit of a wave, it's more likely to go to the challenger,...