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  • I’m a pro-gun hunter. Vegas proves gun rights need limits.

    10/11/2017 8:42:43 AM PDT · by rktman · 77 replies
    hotair.com ^ | 10/11/2017 | tommy brokaw
    It is time for civility to reign — and madness to be snuffed out. That is why I am for conditional access to military grade firearms. More complete background checks, for example, including medical records. Limits on stockpiling ammunition. Mandatory courses in safe usage. And more broadly, we need to have a dialogue about the place of guns in our society. I am not for banning guns. I do support the right to bear arms. But when a right becomes an acute threat to the general welfare it is time for re-evaluation.
  • FR = Neocon, Zio (Jew) website (Mod sez, brace for impact! Brace for impact! ZOT!)

    04/13/2017 2:23:19 PM PDT · by TruthWarriors · 144 replies
    4/13/17 | MA
    Done with FR. Censors free speech.
  • Why Bernie Sanders would be an exccellent president [ZOT! Feel the bern]

    08/28/2016 10:57:48 AM PDT · by montypythonsflyingcircus · 117 replies
    Jeff P
    Bernie Sanders offers a real solution that the current condidates wont have. Bernie Sanders would first of all return tax levels to the way they were in the 1950s, tax the rich 90% and use the massive massive massive surplus from that tax to create jobs for the unemployed. One trillion should be paid for rebuilding infrastructure and bridges and creating jobs. Another trillion will be used to create new healthcare opertunety for workers to earn doctors degrees and to heal the sick and poor. Bernie sanders will also create government funded industries and factories that will create paying jobs...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-14 (DUmmies in Denial: "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?")

    11/03/2014 10:55:18 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 81 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2014 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    They're whistling past the graveyard, trying to maintain a cheerful countenance in the face of imminent disaster. The handwriting is on the wall, but they don't want to read it. In other words, the DUmmies are in denial. All the signs point to major midterm losses for the Democrats tomorrow--including the loss of the U.S. Senate--but the DUmmies don't want to admit it. That's the state of mind in DUmmieland on the eve of Election Day, as seen in several threads, including this THREAD, "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?" So let us now journey to the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-23-14 (The DUmmies ask: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?)

    09/23/2014 12:07:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2014 | DUmmies, DUmmie Saboburns, and Charles Henrickson
    The Beaver is BACK! Li'l Beaver, that is. Yes, that lovable, cigar-chomping mascot of the DUmmie FUnnies is here to tell you: The DUFUs are back in business! After some months of on-and-off-again editions, DUmmie FUnnies founder PJ-Comix and affable co-host Charles Henrickson (yours truly) have decided to give it another go, just in time for the midterm election season. As you'll recall, here at DUmmie FUnnies we take an entertaining look at the Looney Left, particularly at the postings found at Democratic Underground, the home of those wacky moonbats affectionately known as the DUmmies. PJ kicked things off...
  • Authorities identify robbery suspect shot and killed by police

    09/09/2014 5:46:35 PM PDT · by Arrowhead1952 · 5 replies
    KLBJ News ^ | Sep. 09, 2014 | by:KLBJ Newsroom
    A robbery suspect shot to death after he allegedly opened fire on a violent crimes task force has been identified as 24-year-old Tyler Caraway. According to the Travis County Sheriff's Office: On September 8, 2014, at 6:54pm the Sheriff’s Office was notified by an FBI Agent on the scene that there was a shooting at 13712 Maye Place, in North Travis County They further advised that one person was shot and EMS was needed on scene. Sheriff’s Units blocked off the street and Sheriff’s Detectives along with APD and FBI investigators were called to the scene. Information gathered so far...
  • Family Of Man Shot While Robbing A Waffle House Calls For Stricter Gun Laws

    06/26/2014 5:03:38 PM PDT · by Hojczyk · 52 replies
    Breitbart Big Government ^ | June 26,2014 | ADELLE NAZARIAN
    The family of a North Carolina man who was shot and killed while committing an armed robbery is calling for stricter gun laws. Dante Williams, 19, and his accomplice Jawan Craig walked into the Waffle House restaurant and "terrorized" the customers in 2012 intent on robbing it at gun point. Upon being approached by Williams, gun in hand, one of the patrons, Justin Harrison – who also had a concealed weapon on him but had an actual permit for it – shot Williams in self-defense, killing him "almost instantly," according to a Fox News affiliate in North Carolina. Fox only...
  • Lago Vista charged with misdemeanor for kicking, flatulating in co-workers face

    02/13/2014 12:13:12 PM PST · by Arrowhead1952 · 12 replies
    KLJB Radio ^ | 2/13/2014 | Carol Nelson
    Lago Vista [PD detective] charged with misdemeanor for kicking, flatulating in co-workers face Carol Nelson 2/13/2014 A Lago Vista Police Detective is in trouble after assaulting one of his co-workers while at work. An affidavit says 45 year old Detective Lawrence M. Jonap hit a co-worker in the back December 10th with such force the co-worker fell forward, then later had to seek treatment because of pain. The next day, Detective is accused of approaching the victim at his desk, hitting him in the head, shaking his chair and asking 'how's your back'? Jonap then proceeded to flatulate in the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-14 (Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside")

    01/06/2014 2:09:18 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2014 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Just as it's embarrassing now for the DUmmies to use the term "Obamacare," and so now they just call it the "ACA," so also has it become embarrassing to say "global warming." Since the globe isn't all that warm these days, now the preferred term is "climate change." That can cover just about anything. And that way the facts can't get in the way of their global whining. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie kentuck, "If you believe in global climate change, do you believe the earth is getting warmer or colder?" But before we get to that thread, let's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-14 (Pie-eyed Poster Pitt raises many glasses)

    01/01/2014 6:29:35 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 57 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 1, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Year's Eve for William Rivers Pitt is like All You Can Eat Night at Golden Corral for Michael Moore: Just another night. Nothing special. You see, Pitt is known to bend the old elbow to all hours of the day and night in honor of, well, just about anything. The sun coming up in the morning. An overtime loss by the Boston Bruins. (Hey, it's one point.) Whatever. Any excuse will do. But on New Year's Eve, when all the amateurs get in on the act, William will use the occasion to raise many a glass, in honor...
  • "The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender

    12/31/2013 2:34:25 PM PST · by Viennacon · 36 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | December 30th 2013 | Charles Henrickson
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024245263 The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-13 ("The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender)

    12/30/2013 12:39:19 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 73 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-13 (DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents)

    12/26/2013 11:19:49 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2013 | DUmmie Locut0s, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies must have been naughty this year. It seems all Santa brought them was a lump of coal. Or so you would think, listening to the way they whine. Of course the DUmmies would probably want to bring Santa up on charges if he brought them a lump of coal, since coal is such an evil Republican rock. The DUmmies talk about their Christmas presents here in this THREAD by DUmmie Locut0s, "What did you get for Christmas?" DUmmie Locut0s, affectionately known to us as LocoNuts, is the chubby self-pitying loser (that's "looser," for you DUmmies) who never...
  • Bloomberg, Moms Demand Action: Background Checks Don't Work, Pass More Background Checks

    12/24/2013 9:45:24 AM PST · by rktman · 17 replies
    Bretibart.com ^ | 12/24/2013 | AWR Hawkins
    On December 23, Michael Bloomberg and Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense America's (MDA) Shannon Watts co-authored an op-ed claiming criminals circumvent our current background check system; ergo, the United States needs more background checks.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-13 (DUmmies #GetTalkingAboutPajamaBoy)

    12/19/2013 3:13:56 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    OFA, Organizing For Action--née Obama For America, the neverending barackobama.com campaign operation--OFA, trying to promote their Mutual of Obama health insurance disaster, recently launched a series of ads to get mind-numbed Obamabots to talk up the program over the holidays. The ad that has gained the most attention is the one pictured above. It depicts a scrawny youngish person of indeterminate gender, wearing hipster glasses, cradling a cup of cocoa in a non-masculine manner, and wearing a plaid onesie. The accompanying message reads: Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance. _________________ #GetTalking barackobama.com/talk Well, this ad...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-13 (Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares)

    12/16/2013 11:53:23 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2013 | DUmmie Demo_Chris, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In our last DUFU, we heard from Will the Shill Pitt how wonderful and easy signing up for ObamaCare is--even though he hadn't, uh, exactly completed the process. Well, today's DUFU will tell a different tale, i.e., "Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares." We visit this THREAD by DUmmie Demo_Chris, "9 HOURS in and Healthcare.gov still wont let me look at the actual PLANS." Fortunately it won't take us 9 hours to look at the actual comments of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if William Rivers Pitt...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-13 (Thanksgiving in DUmmieland: The tradition continues)

    11/30/2013 8:29:22 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's that time of year again. Every year at DUmmie FUnnies we check in with the DUmmies to see how their Thanksgiving went. Usually it consists of a) non-traditional weirdness, b) confrontations with conservative relatives, c) conversions of conservative relatives, or d) all of the above. Let's see how it went this year. We begin with this THREAD, "How will you spend Thanksgiving?" and move on to others. So let us now go and spend Thanksgiving with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--who did the odd thing and actually went...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-13 (Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up!)

    11/15/2013 3:56:42 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 104 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Will the Shill Pitt, loyal party hack, suddenly has become Will the Shrill Pitt, and boy, is he hacked off! What has got the normally mild-mannered journalist in such a state of upset? Is it a George W. Bush speaking tour? No. Is it finding out the news that Karl Rove was NOT indicted after all? No. Besides, the 24 business hours are not up yet. No, what has got Pitt's panties in a bunch is . . . how badly Team Obama has screwed up this whole health care thing. Pitt is peeved! Witness this THREAD, "God damn...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-31-13 (Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries?)

    10/31/2013 7:45:32 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 31, 2013 | DUmmie hooverville29, DUmmie leftstreet, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan. Period. No one will take it away. No matter what." --Dr. Ob, June 15, 2009 The impact of Obamacare is starting to hit the DUmmies. And not all of them are pleased. Employers are canceling health insurance for their workers. People are having to pay higher premiums. People are having to meet higher deductibles. And this is not going over well with all the denizens of the DUmp. My gosh, who could have predicted that these things would be happening???? Who could have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-13 ("Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie)

    10/10/2013 3:31:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's a familiar strategy: Ultra-leftist candidate enters race, regardless of whether he or she has any chance of winning. Candidate's extreme left-wing posturing gets DUmmies all aroused. Candidate fleeces DUmmies for lots of money. Candidate loses, but has vastly increased his or her bank account. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Call it the Alan Grayson Method. The DUmmies' Darling DU Jour is one Wendy Davis, a state senator in Texas who has just thrown her tennis shoes into the ring for governor. Ms. Davis catapulted to fame in June, when she filibustered a bill regulating abortions by standing for eleven hours...