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  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-24-14 ("If you were president how would you respond to the threat from ISIS?")

    09/24/2014 2:18:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 24, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I'm baaaaaack! As I told you on Monday I now have a lot more time on my hands because the couponing has gotten so lousy. So in addition to posting a lot more DUFUs in the future I also have time to work as a writer for a new comedy show, THE FLIPSIDE, which appears on over 200 stations and online. Here is a CLIP from the most recent show. Okay, back to the DUmmies...they have now put on their version of a war face in this THREAD, "If you were president how would you respond to the threat...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-23-14 (The DUmmies ask: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?)

    09/23/2014 12:07:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2014 | DUmmies, DUmmie Saboburns, and Charles Henrickson
    The Beaver is BACK! Li'l Beaver, that is. Yes, that lovable, cigar-chomping mascot of the DUmmie FUnnies is here to tell you: The DUFUs are back in business! After some months of on-and-off-again editions, DUmmie FUnnies founder PJ-Comix and affable co-host Charles Henrickson (yours truly) have decided to give it another go, just in time for the midterm election season. As you'll recall, here at DUmmie FUnnies we take an entertaining look at the Looney Left, particularly at the postings found at Democratic Underground, the home of those wacky moonbats affectionately known as the DUmmies. PJ kicked things off...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-22-14 (DUmmie FUnnies 10th Anniversary!!!)

    09/22/2014 1:20:56 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 22, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Yesterday, my DUFU co-conspirator, Charles Henrickson, reminded me that today is the 10th anniversary of the DUmmie FUnnies which originated in the wake of the "fake but accurate" documents revelation of the 60 Minutes "revelation" about George W. Bush in the Texas Air National Guard. It was the start of many hilarious reactions of the DUmmies to events in the news, the next big one being John F. Kerry's loss in the election. And who can forget Fitzmas where WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is still waiting 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted. So many of you might...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-14 (VIDEO: Freeloading DUmmie Goes BERSERK When Dad Shreds Video Games)

    08/24/2014 7:05:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2014 | PJ-Comix
    I absolutely can't get enough of watching this VIDEO over and over and over again. I mean try watching it just once. It's impossible because you have to watch it many times over just to convince yourself that you saw what you just saw. And it is absolutely HILARIOUS. Perhaps the FUnniest video I've seen in a long time. Okay, why do I claim that this guy is a DUmmie? Well, he definitely has the DUmmie mindset. The sense of freeloading entitlement that so many DUmmies have. Just living in Mommy's basement or, in this case, Daddy's bedroom. Okay,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-10-14 (DUmmies and KOmmies Enjoy Obama Laughing At Border Crises Meeting)

    07/10/2014 8:50:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 10, 2014 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Call it Blind Optics. The DUmmies and KOmmies are so desperate to make Texas Governor Rick Perry look bad that they overlook the fact that Obama looks horrible in the photos above and below. These photos were taken by Reuters during the B order Crises meeting yesterday. Normally the Regime would have prohibited these pics of Obama not taking the border crises seriously but apparently they have the same narrow mindset as the DUmmies and KOmmies because they focused in on Perry looking upset and thought that was a "win" for them. Actually it is turning into a bigtime...
  • Democratic Underground banned someone for making the following post about Obamacare

    07/02/2014 3:28:49 AM PDT · by grundle · 60 replies
    wordpress ^ | July 2, 2014 | Dan from Squirrel Hill
    Dan from Squirrel Hill's Blog Democratic Underground banned someone for making the following post about Obamacare A crazy person who lives in my apartment building recently made the following post at Democratic Underground:Harry Reid exempts some of his Senate staff from Obamacare exchangeshttp://news.yahoo.com/harry-reid-exempts-some-of-his-senate-staff-from-obamacare-exchanges-192925037.htmlHarry Reid exempts some of his Senate staff from Obamacare exchangesOne of the biggest public supporters of the Affordable Care Act has reportedly decided that some of his staff should be exempted from the new law.CNN reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is the only top congressional leader to exempt some of his staff from having to buy...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-24-14 (DUmmies Mock Chelsea Clinton Supposedly Not Caring About Money)

    06/24/2014 9:03:16 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 24, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Hillary's book tour campaign is failing fast. Just minutes ago I checked Amazon and her book has tumbled to #19 while "Blood Feud" has risen to #3. Yes, Hillary has made a lot of mistakes during her non-campaign campaign for president but perhaps her biggest mistake is letting daughter Chelsea open her mouth. Even the DUmmies are mocking the resident of a $10 million luxury Manhattan condo for saying she tried to care about money but couldn't. Yeah, the more Chelsea yaps the more likely that the Cherokee Princess jumps into the nomination race due to Hillary's tumbling popularity....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-14 (DUmmies Hop On Cherokee Princess Presidential Bandwagon)

    06/23/2014 10:58:24 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Elizabeth Warren aka Fauxcahontas IS not running for President. Got that? IS not running which means she WILL be Hillary's worse nightmare. Imagine the Hillary meltdown when once again a newcomer steals away the Democrat presidential nomination she has been lusting after for years. This time there will be no biding her time for the next opportunity. There is no time left for her which is why her impending meltdown would be enormous but highly entertaining. We can already see the trouble for Hillary since the hard core leftwing Democrats vastly favor Warren over her as you can see...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-14 (VIDEO: Communist DUmmies Shut Down Meeting Because of Camera)

    06/18/2014 5:56:28 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2014 | PJ-Comix
    EEEEK!!! Vampires can't tolerate sunlight. Likewise Communists can't tolerate cameras at their meetings because that would shed light on who they are. As you can see in this VIDEO, Communists at Portland State University can't stand it when an outsider attends their "public" meeting with a camera. What is laughable is they claim to the cop they the guy with the camera is a "disruptor" but thanks to the camera we can see who the TRUE disruptors are. And childish in the extreme. I gotta ask... How many of these COmmies are also DUmmies? There must be a bunch....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-14 (Serial Fabulist Pitt Condemns Serial Plagiarist Chris Hedges)

    06/13/2014 7:46:44 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    In case you haven't heard the news, erstwhile left-wing hero Chris Hedges has been exposed as a serial plagiarizer. You can read the details at the NEW REPUBLIC and/or read about it over at NEWSBUSTERS written by someone whose name I can't quite recall. So who in this world has the LEAST standing to condemn serial plagiarist Chris Hedges? How about serial fabulist WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who allowed his mind to be conveniently massaged by another serial plagiarist, JASON LEOPOLD, into reporting that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006. So now we have the laughable...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-14 (DUmmies Avoid the ISLAMIC Obvious In Nigerian Kidnapping)

    05/06/2014 6:30:35 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Boko Haram! The DUmmies are discussing the kidnapping of over 200 Nigerian schoolgirls as you can see in this THREAD, "Nigerian abducted girls' families fast losing hope of rescue." However the DUmmies laughably avoid the very obvious. And the very obvious is the fact that Boko Haram ("Western Education is a Sin") is an ISLAMIC militant group. Oh, and you also won't see "Muslim" or "Allah" mentioned in the DUmmie discussion. Bottom line is that a militant ISLAMIC group kidnapped over 200 Christian girls to sell them into slavery and/or forced marriages. The DUmmies continue to act as if...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-02-14 (Pitt Delivers April Fools Day Apology)

    04/02/2014 7:54:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 2, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    How sincere is an apology when it is delivered on April Fools Day? That is what WILLIAM RIVERS PITT did yesterday. I knew he would come crawling back and beg forgiveness for daring to slam Obamacare in this THREAD. And now we have his April Fools "apology in which he portrays himself as the poor widdle victim as you can see in An Apology to DU. My big question for Wee Willie is, have you CANCELLED your ObamaCare insurance which still claim to hate? Actually I am wondering how many people who got sucked into buying into ObamaCare have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-14 (Pitt: "The used car salesman strikes again")

    03/28/2014 3:06:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is baaaack and he is doubling down on his Obama slamming as you can see in the title of his THREAD, "The used car salesman strikes again." Of course, he is getting quite a bit less than the red carpet treatment in DUmmieland. Even Skinner now has disdain for the Pittster. So let us now watch Pitt continuing digging himself into a DUmmie hole in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as Pitt edges ever closer to a permanent tombstoning, is in the [brackets]: "Moreover, Russia has pointed to America’s decision to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-26-14 ("What Is Posted on DU Doesn't Stay on DU")

    03/26/2014 9:24:08 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 26, 2014 | DUmmie MineralMan, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT learned it the hard way. When you post in DUmmieland it lasts forever unto the end of time. And Pitt's profane post about how much he hates both ObamaCare and Obama will is permanently set in internet stone. Even worse, his post was repeated far and wide throughout the Web. It is going to be interesting to see if Pitt ever crawls back into DUmmieland begging forgiveness for his heresy. In fact, I wonder if he ever comes back to DUmmieland again. For that matter Pitt hasn't even posted at TruthOut so maybe he will get...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-22-14 (DUmmies Call Drudge LIAR On ObamaCare Tax Claim)

    03/22/2014 8:09:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 22, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Be prepared to experience a wonderful OOOPS moment. After the members of the DUmmieland Animal Farm fall over each other in calling Matt Drudge a LIAR, Liar, Liar: TPM Catches Drudge With His Pants Down, over his claim about paying the ObamaCare tax, a Kewpie Doll Award Winner corrects them and then the thread pretty much goes silent. However, the DUmmies shouldn't feel alone in their idiocy. Much of the left and the Obama Regime has made the same mistake and ended up with egg on their collective faces as you can see HERE. So let us now watch...
  • ObamaCare Defender Forced to Try ObamaCare says, “I Feel Like a Dupe”.

    03/21/2014 5:22:08 AM PDT · by SJackson · 39 replies
    FrontPage Magazine ^ | March 20, 2014 | Daniel Greenfield
    <p>ObamaCare Defender Forced to Try ObamaCare says, “I Feel Like a Dupe”.</p> <p>William Rivers Pitt was Dennis Kucinich’s press secretary. He co-wrote a book with notorious pedophile and Saddam cover-up artist Scott Ritter.</p> <p>That was last year. This year Pitt tried ObamaCare. His response was enthusiastic and unprintable.</p>
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-20-14 (William Rivers Pitt Saved by Big Pharma)

    03/20/2014 5:27:50 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    When last we saw WILLIAM RIVERS PITT yesterday he was WITHOUT HOPE. Utterly betrayed by his blessed ObamaCare, he cursed both it and Dear Leader for depriving his wife of much needed meds. And yet, much less than 24 business hours ago, back in March 2010 when ObamaCare passed Congress, Pitt had such HIGH HOPES: My wife has MS. I'm celebrating the passage of this bill.All of you who are determined to shit all over the passage of this legislation...welll...try not to land on each other when you jump out the window. I'm celebrating today. Well he was celebrating...
  • This HAS to qualify for the DUmmie Funnie award

    03/18/2014 5:30:14 PM PDT · by bigdaddy45 · 66 replies
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024685964
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-14 (Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside")

    01/06/2014 2:09:18 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2014 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Just as it's embarrassing now for the DUmmies to use the term "Obamacare," and so now they just call it the "ACA," so also has it become embarrassing to say "global warming." Since the globe isn't all that warm these days, now the preferred term is "climate change." That can cover just about anything. And that way the facts can't get in the way of their global whining. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie kentuck, "If you believe in global climate change, do you believe the earth is getting warmer or colder?" But before we get to that thread, let's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-14 (Pie-eyed Poster Pitt raises many glasses)

    01/01/2014 6:29:35 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 57 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 1, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Year's Eve for William Rivers Pitt is like All You Can Eat Night at Golden Corral for Michael Moore: Just another night. Nothing special. You see, Pitt is known to bend the old elbow to all hours of the day and night in honor of, well, just about anything. The sun coming up in the morning. An overtime loss by the Boston Bruins. (Hey, it's one point.) Whatever. Any excuse will do. But on New Year's Eve, when all the amateurs get in on the act, William will use the occasion to raise many a glass, in honor...
  • "The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender

    12/31/2013 2:34:25 PM PST · by Viennacon · 36 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | December 30th 2013 | Charles Henrickson
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024245263 The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-13 ("The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender)

    12/30/2013 12:39:19 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 73 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-13 (DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents)

    12/26/2013 11:19:49 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2013 | DUmmie Locut0s, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies must have been naughty this year. It seems all Santa brought them was a lump of coal. Or so you would think, listening to the way they whine. Of course the DUmmies would probably want to bring Santa up on charges if he brought them a lump of coal, since coal is such an evil Republican rock. The DUmmies talk about their Christmas presents here in this THREAD by DUmmie Locut0s, "What did you get for Christmas?" DUmmie Locut0s, affectionately known to us as LocoNuts, is the chubby self-pitying loser (that's "looser," for you DUmmies) who never...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-13 (DUmmies #GetTalkingAboutPajamaBoy)

    12/19/2013 3:13:56 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    OFA, Organizing For Action--née Obama For America, the neverending barackobama.com campaign operation--OFA, trying to promote their Mutual of Obama health insurance disaster, recently launched a series of ads to get mind-numbed Obamabots to talk up the program over the holidays. The ad that has gained the most attention is the one pictured above. It depicts a scrawny youngish person of indeterminate gender, wearing hipster glasses, cradling a cup of cocoa in a non-masculine manner, and wearing a plaid onesie. The accompanying message reads: Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance. _________________ #GetTalking barackobama.com/talk Well, this ad...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-13 (Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares)

    12/16/2013 11:53:23 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2013 | DUmmie Demo_Chris, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In our last DUFU, we heard from Will the Shill Pitt how wonderful and easy signing up for ObamaCare is--even though he hadn't, uh, exactly completed the process. Well, today's DUFU will tell a different tale, i.e., "Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares." We visit this THREAD by DUmmie Demo_Chris, "9 HOURS in and Healthcare.gov still wont let me look at the actual PLANS." Fortunately it won't take us 9 hours to look at the actual comments of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if William Rivers Pitt...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-13 (Thanksgiving in DUmmieland: The tradition continues)

    11/30/2013 8:29:22 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's that time of year again. Every year at DUmmie FUnnies we check in with the DUmmies to see how their Thanksgiving went. Usually it consists of a) non-traditional weirdness, b) confrontations with conservative relatives, c) conversions of conservative relatives, or d) all of the above. Let's see how it went this year. We begin with this THREAD, "How will you spend Thanksgiving?" and move on to others. So let us now go and spend Thanksgiving with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--who did the odd thing and actually went...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-13 (Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up!)

    11/15/2013 3:56:42 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 104 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Will the Shill Pitt, loyal party hack, suddenly has become Will the Shrill Pitt, and boy, is he hacked off! What has got the normally mild-mannered journalist in such a state of upset? Is it a George W. Bush speaking tour? No. Is it finding out the news that Karl Rove was NOT indicted after all? No. Besides, the 24 business hours are not up yet. No, what has got Pitt's panties in a bunch is . . . how badly Team Obama has screwed up this whole health care thing. Pitt is peeved! Witness this THREAD, "God damn...
  • DUmmies Attack "Big Dog" for Backstabbing Obama on ObamaCare

    11/14/2013 7:47:32 PM PST · by Viennacon · 18 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | 11/14/2013
    If he thinks this rubbish is somehow going to help Hilary gain the White House, forget it. Elizabeth Warren/Bernie Sanders 2016. [The Left and Lefter ticket for 2016.] He's in full 'Go Hillary' mode. He'll throw anybody under the bus between now and election day 2016 if he thinks Hillary might have something to gain from it. All that's on his mind is, "how can I use this situation to benefit Hillary?" [At least he's being altruistic. Thinking of how it helps her, not him.] I'm pretty baffled why he'd say something as unhelpful as he had which, he should...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-14-13 (DUmmies Attack "Big Dog" for Backstabbing Obama on ObamaCare)

    11/14/2013 5:51:14 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 14, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies used to affectionately call Bill Clinton "Big Dog." No longer. Now they are angrily calling him a "Blue Dog" as you can see in the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Blue Dog Bubba should just SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!" The reason for their anger is that Clinton hilariously stated that Obama should show integrity by honoring his promise that people could keep their health insurance plans. He also suggested that ObamaCare should be "changed." Problem is that if you allow people to keep their plans, then ObamaCare collapses even faster than it already is. The only real...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-13 ("Obama Defends 'Keep Your Plan' Claim")

    11/06/2013 5:46:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Even the DUmmies KNOW Obama lied to them about ObamaCare. Some DUmmies are angry about this and others think the ends justify the lying means as you can see in this THREAD, "Obama Defends 'Keep Your Plan' Claim." Sorry, DUmmies, but this scandal won't go away. This is a scandal that hits HOME for people. ObamaCare is now causing millions of people to LOSE their health insurance. So much for Obama's LIE. So let us now watch the DUmmies nervously analyze Obama's LIE in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how Obama is going to...
  • Obama's Base Won't Abandon Him

    11/06/2013 2:39:13 AM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 50 replies
    The Excellence In Broadcasting Network ^ | November 5, 2013 | Rush Limbaugh
    BEGIN TRANSCRIPT RUSH: We're gonna start in Pittsburgh. This is Bob. It's great to have you, sir. Hello. CALLER: Good afternoon, Rush. This is a pleasure for me to be able to speak to you today. RUSH: Thank you, sir. CALLER: You know, I've been a listener only since the days of Operation Chaos, and before that I was one of those hard-core Democrat union goons, but I've come a long way and have to thank you for that. RUSH: Welcome home, sir. Welcome home. CALLER: What I'm thinking about today is not... So the blood is in the water....
  • Sebelius Brings Health Care Talk to Town

    11/01/2013 5:08:47 PM PDT · by NohSpinZone · 11 replies
    Memphis Daily ^ | 11/1/13 | Andy Meek
    Forty-eight hours after a congressional committee grilled her over problems related to the new health insurance website, U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was in Memphis, flanked by defenders. U.S. Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Memphis, told press gathered Friday, Nov. 1, for the secretary’s visit to the Benjamin L. Hooks Central Library that “change is hard” but, “Get over it. Barack Obama is president, and the Affordable Care Act is the law.”
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-31-13 (Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries?)

    10/31/2013 7:45:32 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 31, 2013 | DUmmie hooverville29, DUmmie leftstreet, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan. Period. No one will take it away. No matter what." --Dr. Ob, June 15, 2009 The impact of Obamacare is starting to hit the DUmmies. And not all of them are pleased. Employers are canceling health insurance for their workers. People are having to pay higher premiums. People are having to meet higher deductibles. And this is not going over well with all the denizens of the DUmp. My gosh, who could have predicted that these things would be happening???? Who could have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-28-13 (DUmmies Now Want to Ditch ObamaCare for "Single Payer")

    10/28/2013 5:33:00 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 28, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Okay, so now even now the DUmmies have realized that ObamaCare has completely bombed. So what is their solution? Even more big government in the form of single payer aka socialized medicine. Yeah, the government overpays for 10 year old website software to the tune of over $600 million that doesn't even work and now the DUmmies want to entrust our entire medical system to the feds. DUmb idea but that is why they they are called DUmmies. You can see the DUmmies abandon ship on ObamaCare only to reach for the equally ridiculous "single payer" in this THREAD,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-13 (DUmmies Blame Republicans for ObamaCare Disaster)

    10/25/2013 7:59:19 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Did you know that the Titanic had a "glitch?" Well, remember that scene in the "Titanic" movie when Rose asked the architect of the Titanic what was going to happen and he replied that it was a certainty that it would sink? Well, despite what liberals now desperately want you to believe, ObamaCare like the Titanic doesn't have a mere "glitch" that somehow can be fixed by an A-Team of software nerds. I mean almost four years ago I got rid of my then computer because it was running on 2005 software which I felt was outdated yet Team...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-13 (True Believer KOmmie Burned By ObamaCare)

    10/15/2013 5:59:19 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 14, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    You know ObamaCare is in big trouble when even true believer KOmmies are getting burned by it as you can see in this THREAD, "Just my 2 cents-Health Care Market Place." This is what happens when a community organizer with no real world business experience awards the ObamaCare software contract not to the lowest bidder but to the highest bundler. It's the Chicago Way and the result is that CGI Federal has become the Solyndra of government software contracts. It just doesn't work and won't be working any time soon...if ever. So let us now watch KOmmie appledown lose...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-13 ("Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie)

    10/10/2013 3:31:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's a familiar strategy: Ultra-leftist candidate enters race, regardless of whether he or she has any chance of winning. Candidate's extreme left-wing posturing gets DUmmies all aroused. Candidate fleeces DUmmies for lots of money. Candidate loses, but has vastly increased his or her bank account. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Call it the Alan Grayson Method. The DUmmies' Darling DU Jour is one Wendy Davis, a state senator in Texas who has just thrown her tennis shoes into the ring for governor. Ms. Davis catapulted to fame in June, when she filibustered a bill regulating abortions by standing for eleven hours...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-13 ("This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown)

    10/07/2013 5:09:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 7, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    "And you shall set limits for the people all around, saying, 'Take care not to go up into the mountain or touch the edge of it. Whoever touches the mountain shall be put to death.'" (Exodus 19:12) Mount Rushmore has become Mount Sinai. Lord Obama has declared it. Even though the partial "government shutdown" affects only a small percentage of federal spending, and the Chief Executive has the discretion to manage and adjust and prioritize accordingly, the Offended One is determined to make the "shutown" as visible and as miserable as possible, so that he can blame the eeevil...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-02-13 (DUmmies Slam WWII Vets Before Changed Liberal Talking Points Arrived)

    10/02/2013 6:07:08 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 2, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Apparently the DUmmies revealed their TRUE selves when they slammed WWII vets for going through the WWII Memorial barriers before they had a chance to review the liberal talking points memos that came out later. See, according to the liberal talking points, the vets were prevented from entering the WWII Memorial in Washington, D.C. because the EVIL Republicans caused the government shutdown. Of course, all mention of the FACT that it was Republican congressional officials, including Michelle Bachmann, and NOT any Democrat helped to lower the barriers for the vets was not mentioned at all as you can see...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-13 ( DUmmies Mourn Overturning of Tom DeLay Conviction)

    09/19/2013 6:14:57 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    It was a sad day today in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are mourning the overturning of the POLITICAL conviction of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay as you can see in this THREAD, "Tom DeLay verdict overturned by Texas appellate court." No word yet on the reaction of Charlie Rangel who had tons of REAL evidence against him yet still escaped any prosecution. So let us now watch the DUmmies sad but angry reaction to the overturned conviction of The Hammer in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before the Democrats conjure up imaginary...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-10-13 (Pitt Calls Obama Syria Speech Incoherent)

    09/10/2013 8:27:06 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 10, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    DUmmieland's expert on incoherence has declared Obama's Syria speech to be incoherent. Yes, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has weighed in and declared Barack Obama's speech on Syria to be incoherent as you can see in his thread, That was pretty goddamned incoherent, frankly. For once, Mama Raven, can relax because I won't be slamming Sonny Boy this time around since he is correct in his analysis. You know what they say about a broken clock being right twice a day. Anyway, Pitt was quite disappointed in Obama's speech as you can see. So let us now watch Pitt slam Obama's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-13 (MIC Check! DUmmies Fall In Love With Another Abbreviation)

    09/03/2013 4:31:16 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2013 | PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies have always had a deep romance with obscure abbreviations. Why? Because it makes them seem like experts on various subjects when they're not. Want to sound like Know-it-all Nadin? Just spout 9-11 conspiracy abbreviation such as LIHOP or MIHOP. Another such abbreviation they used to push was PNAC. And now we have MIC. Yes, during the past week "MIC" has popped up in numerous DUmmie threads including these titles, Why did the MIC instruct Obama to seek Congressional authorization for an attack?, Syria isn't about money or corporations or the MIC, I LOVE Watching MIC Presstitutes Get...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work)

    08/23/2013 9:49:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 194 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2013 | DUmmie DainBramaged, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Ok, mea culpa. I've been MIA with the DUFUs for far too long. My only excuse is that I got overwhelmed with incredible coupon deals the past 3 weeks. However, I am hoping to make up for it by presenting you all with a chance to don your Sherlock Holmes hats and do some detective work in discovering either who DUmmie DainBramaged is or where he/she/it works. Why? Because DUmmie DainBramaged has confessed to sabotaging his/her/its workplace by stealing their cable box and then lying to the management about it as you can see in this confessional THREAD, "I...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-13 ("Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower)

    08/22/2013 4:03:01 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 22, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Bush, Cheney, and Rummy: war criminals, and they remain free. Bradley Manning: whistle-blower, and he gets sentenced to 35 years in prison. Where is the justice? Justice for Treyson! This sums up the DUmmies' reaction to the sentencing of Nothing-Is-Private Manning. But that was yesterday. Today comes news that Bradley--who at one time had called himself "Brianna"--now wants to be known as "Chelsea" and live as a woman. Bradley is no longer manning. Multiple threads the last couple of days, too many to link to them all. We'll start with this THREAD, "Bradley Manning sentanced to 35 years." But...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-20-13 (Know-it-all Nadin pundificates: "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening")

    08/19/2013 10:29:13 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 20, 2013 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Time to catch up with our old friend, Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski (seen above, in action as interpid girl reporter Nadin Abbott, sniffing out yet another story). In today's episode, Nadin pundificates on the state of DUmmieland, here in this THREAD, "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening." This is an occasion, of course--as in all Nadin threads--for the all-knowing, condescending one to make herself look superior and sagacious. And then, when there's some blowback--or even anticipating it--she takes on the martyr persona, suffering nobly under the bullies. It's like Nadin has a permanent "Kick me!" sign taped to her back....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-13 (Yes We Scan: The Obama Legacy?)

    08/17/2013 11:44:49 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2013 | DUmmie Kablooie, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Now that President Obama is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty, the question arises: What will be the Obama Legacy? A vibrant economy? Universal health care for all? World peace? Racial healing? Lower ocean levels? It's so hard to pick just one. The increasingly disenchanted DUmmies, though, might pick "None of the above." That's the gist of this THREAD by DUmmie Kablooie, "Wow. With all these NSA revelations rolling in Obama's legacy may not be Obamacare." So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss the Obama Legacy, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-13 (Forever 29.5: It's Obamacare, DUmmies--Own It!)

    08/16/2013 3:47:20 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies continue to reel from the real effects of Obamacare, as it begins to unfold. The latest news is that the national clothing-store chain Forever 21 is moving many of their employees from full-time to part-time status, so the company doesn't have to suffer the punitive costs of Obamacare. Hey, DUmmies, OWN IT! This is what you voted for. Own it. But no, instead of owning it, the DUmmies are frowning it. They're mad at Forever 21 for trying to keep their business in business. Why, in fact, this calls for a BOYCOTT!! The DUmmies are going to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-12-13 (Obama's critics are racist--unless they're DUmmies)

    08/12/2013 8:27:50 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 12, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    If you oppose President Obama, if you don't like him, you MUST be a RACIST! You're criticizing him because, as a racist Rethuglican, you can't STAND having a black man in the White House! Unless of course you're a DUmmie. Then you have free rein to criticize Obama all you want, because, as a progressive, ipso facto, you CANNOT be a racist, and you're only criticizing him because he's let us down by not being progressive enough. That's about the size of things in DUmmieland. And the DUmmies are too dense to see their DUbble standard--as we'll see demonstrated...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-13 (Pitt almost stumbles into some truth)

    08/08/2013 4:52:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The man you are looking at is William Rivers Pitt, the erstwhile Wunderkind of DUmmieland, "Pied Piper Pitt," now a 41-year-old has-been/never-was journopundactivist and self-important muckety-muck for an obscure prog blog called "truthout." Ever since Journalist Pitt swore to the high heavens that an indictment of Karl Rove was a done deal, sealed, and would be revealed within 24 business hours, Mr. Pitt has been the laughingstock of the internets. OK, you can stop looking at the picture now and go fetch some eyebleach. BTW, that's a screenshot of the Pittster youtubing for dollars for his little truthout site....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-03-13 (Obongo Unchanged: Even the DUmmies are down on Obama)

    08/02/2013 10:41:55 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 3, 2013 | DUmmie Fire Walk With Me, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    You know things are going bad, when you're the most liberal, socialist, gayest president in American history, and yet even the progressive moonbats are down on you. Such is life right now for that guy who sometimes visits the White House--oh, what's his name again? Yeah, Barack Obongo, TPFKAO (The President Formerly Known As Obamassiah). But the bloom is off that rose. That train left the station long ago. In other words, Obie is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty. See the DUmmies dump on their former hero, the guy they used to swoon over! It's all here in...