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  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-21-12 (DUmmies defend Obama's "If you've got a business, you didn't build that.")

    07/21/2012 4:57:46 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 41 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 21, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    "If you've got a DUFU, you didn't write that. The DUmmies made that happen." As part of the Democrats' War on Success, here is what King Obama the Stupid said recently: There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me -- because they want to give something back. They know they didn’t -- look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-12 (DUmmie Poll Panic)

    07/19/2012 7:11:16 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The BEST of the DUFU material will be happening between now and the election...and beyond. Why? Because now the polls are starting to become much more accurate. Why? Because even polls conducted by companies with democrat sympathies know they have a reputation to protect so the closer to the election we get, the more accurate they must become which means they are now beginning to show just how weak Obama is. Not too long ago, the DUmmies were gloating that Obama basically had the election in the bag due to wildly misleading polls. Now that the polls are inevitably...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-16-12 ("That is how, folks, you talk to a do-nothing Tea Party Congressman.")

    07/16/2012 7:36:41 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 16, 2012 | DUmmie OneAngryDemocrat, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    A "bouncy" is a certain type of DUmmieland thread, in which the opening poster (the OP) relates a supposedly real-life experience, wherein the poster has either confronted or converted some stupid Rethuglican. The poster has run into said Rethug at a family gathering or in a grocery store line or some such. One of the features of a bouncy is the poster's uncanny ability to recall and reproduce, in precise detail, the exact dialogue that ensued. These tales are highly embellished, of course, if not utterly fictitious. And the point of them all is to make the poster look...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-12 ("The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced")

    07/09/2012 12:19:46 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 9, 2012 | DUmmie Hugabear, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    One thing about our DUmmie Ant Farm: It is entertaining! The DUmmie Ants, with their cute little antics as they scurry about, are highly amusing! And from time to time--like, every day--something causes them to kick it into high gear. They start swirling about madly, taking their overwrought histrionics to another level. SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS! Shook-up Ants are FUnnie Ants! That's what we find today in this THREAD by DUmmie Hugabear, "The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced." The paranoia is palpable. The drama-queen posing, as the DUmmies seek to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-08-12 (DUmmies Waiting 24 Business Hours for Scott Walker Indictment)

    07/08/2012 4:47:36 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 8, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    MERRY FITZMAS! The DUmmies are waiting 24 business hours for another indictment. While they await the Karl Rove Indictment promised by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, they are also waiting 24 business hours for Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker to be indicted as well. Both indictments were practically guaranteed by fired MSNBC host, David Shuster. The timing of Shuster's second indictment guarantee was notable...Just days before the June recall election. Of course, once the election was over, not a peep on this subject from Shuster nor anybody else...except for the DUmmies who continue to believe that their Great Pumpkin will finally, FINALLY...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-08-12 (DUmmies Upset Over Veterans Shunning Obama)

    07/08/2012 8:31:49 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 8, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies somehow can't figure out why veterans are shunning Obama as reflected in this GALLUP POLL which shows Romney with 58% support from veterans vs only 34% for Obama. Gee, why don't the veterans show appreciation for the great economy and low employment rate brought about by the Bamster? Anyway, the DUmmies are definitely frustrated with the vets lack of Obama support as you can see in this THREAD, "Gallup: Veterans Still Going Big For Romney And GOP." So let us now watch the DUmmies become frustrated with veterans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-04-12 (More panic: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST")

    07/04/2012 7:49:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 4, 2012 | DUmmie Laura PourMeADrink, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The panic button is still depressed, and so are the DUmmies. They know the Affordable Tax Act (AFF-TAX!) will be a tough sell in November, so they want to be pro-Active and get people on board with it NOW. Thus this THREAD, "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST." Sell it to the brain-dead, celebrity-obsessed, idiot-box set--in other words, the Democrat base. Yeah, that's the ticket! So let us now enter the DUmmieland Panic Room, where they're trying to figure out how to sell a sow's ear as a silk purse, in Bolshevik Red, while...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-04-12 (DUmmies hit panic button over Obamacare "victory")

    07/04/2012 9:29:32 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 4, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Democrats "won" last week with their Obamacare Supreme Court victory. But that "victory" may be Pyrrhic, because the backlash is stratospheric! Conservatives are fired up, independents are worried, and Democrats are on the defensive. The SCOTUS "bounce" landed with a thud. The Campaigner-in-Chief's polling numbers are still bad. Democrat candidates are running away from Obama as fast as they can. Here in Missouri, for example, ObamaClaire McCaskill can't seem to remember her best bud Barry anymore. (I'm waiting for a rooster to crow.) The Democrats' War on the Middle Class--raising taxes, driving up the debt, punishing businesses, killing...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-12 (How to Scam Free Drinks from Trust Fund Pitt)

    07/01/2012 2:45:39 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    If you're in the Boston area and want free drinks, simply go to the Cambridge Bukowski's and blast America. If you do, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT will pull out a wad of his trust fund bucks and pay for all the drinks you want. You can see this technique at work in this Pitt THREAD, "America Must Declare War on America." The scene starts out with Pitt writing about his favorite subject, himself, and goes downhill from there. I guess Pitt must be drowning his sorrows in multiple brewskis nowadays to help him get over his frustration over NOT being...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-29-12 ("Repeal Obamacare!": Some DUmmies would agree!)

    06/29/2012 4:16:09 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 29, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Yesterday, June 28, 2012, a date which will live in. . . . A date which will live in GLORY, you would think, among the DUmmies, at least. You would think. But you would be wrong. No, not all the DUmmies were celebrating and high-fiving and popping champagne corks yesterday after the weird Obamacare SCOTUS ruling was handed down. Today we'll track some of their first reactions in the hours after the Supreme Court decision was announced. Multiple threads to choose from, hundreds of comments. We'll go with this THREAD, "Every American citizen is now required to help make...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-26-12 ("I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It")

    06/26/2012 4:04:36 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 26, 2012 | DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Diogenes, you can call off your search now! We have found an honest DUmmie! It is none other than DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, who ADMITS that he is a Communist. It's here in this THREAD, "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It." And I will admit that our DUFU today is merely the Commie before the storm. The storm is on its way. Like a Florida coastal town boarding up windows before the hurricane hits, so DUmmieland is doing right now, bracing itself for Hurricane SCOTUS, which is due to make landfall sometime on Thursday. But...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-25-12 (5 Signs That You're a Moonbat)

    06/25/2012 4:46:33 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 25, 2012 | James Fallows, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    I won't be paying to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The premise is too absurd since (other than Liza Minelli's ex) Vampires don't exist. However, I would definitely watch Abraham Lincoln: Moonbat Hunter since there is a plethora of Moonbats out there. Many of the Moonbats are hidden until they break out of their protective covering as happened to James Fallows of Atlantic Magazine. You can read about Fallow's self-exposure as a Moonbat in NEWSBUSTERS. For years Fallows kept his inner Moonbat well hidden until he exposed himself with an article titled, "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-12 (DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule)

    06/23/2012 12:36:12 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmie Underground Resistance Fighters (DURF) are hunkered down in their Perfect Rovian Storm Cellars. The walls are lined with canned goods and powdered instant foods. Cartons of triage milk and jugs of distilled water are stacked on the floor. The Resistance Fighters, their faces full of concern and working-class nobility, are huddled in groups around their shortwave radios. A man is trying to pick up the signal. A woman is holding her crying baby. "Any word, Will?" "No, Nadin, I can't raise them." Meanwhile, overhead, bands of young men in shortsleeved white shirts and neckties are going from...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-12 (Vast and Nefarious: The conspiracy to take down Our President)

    06/21/2012 11:45:58 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man in the White House. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man as Attorney General. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man--or two black men--selling guns to Mexican drug lords. Racism--that's what's really behind this manufactured Fast and Furious "scandal." And so you have this "House Oversight Committee" and their "Chairman" Issa going on a witchhunt to take down Our President. How dare the Oversight Committee try to exercise some oversight! Who do they think they are? Really! "Oversight"? They're more like the Committee to Overthrow and Unelect the President...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-19-12 (Thistle and her "It's very frustrating to be an anarchist in America" rant)

    06/19/2012 4:05:39 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 61 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 19, 2012 | Thistle Pettersen and Charles Henrickson
    Move over, Trust Fund Ted Hall, with your "Help us now!" meltdown. Make room, OccuPoet Misty Rowan, you and your "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration." Say hello to Thistle Pettersen and her "It’s very frustrating to be an anarchist in America" rant! Who is this "Thistle," you ask? A little digging--her blog is thistlespace.org--reveals that she is Kristine "Thistle" Pettersen, "bike activist and folk singer," and someone who likes to go to protests. She's part of a group called "Cycles of Uprising": "Cycles of Uprising is an interactive, bicycle village, folk music show, circus, dance party and...
  • What Are Four Words That Describe Liberal Presidents?

    06/18/2012 1:51:51 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 23 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-15-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-12 (R-E-S-P-E-C-T: "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President")

    06/16/2012 1:10:45 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 66 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Barack Obama is the Rodney Dangerfield of American presidents. He don't get no respect. And it's all because he's black. No, not Rodney Dangerfield, silly. Barack Obama. You know, Our President. Those eeevil white racist Republicans can't stand having a Black Man in the White House. This is what is driving their white-hot hatred toward Our President. It is the sole reason. NEVER BEFORE has a President suffered this kind of vilification. The broadsides exchanged between Jefferson and Adams partisans? Child's play. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy? Well loved, even by their assassins. Hoover, FDR? The Great Depression brought forth...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-12 (Hypocrite DUmmies Attack Obama Questioner)

    06/15/2012 6:57:36 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2012 | DUmmie lonestarnot, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    See the picture above of President Bush dodging two shoes thrown at him at a press conference in Iraq in 2008? That picture was featured in a DUmmie FUnnies edition, DUmmies Praise Iraqi Shoe Thrower. And that only featured one of the MANY DUmmie threads echoing that same sentiment. Now the DUmmies are condemning a Daily Caller reporter for (GASP!) asking Obama a question about his illegal alien/re-elect ME announcement today. So which of these two acts do you think is more disrepectful? According to the DUmmies in this thread, I will respond to you motherf*cker, it is the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-12 ("I Will Not Aid A Republican")

    06/15/2012 1:53:57 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2012 | DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Democratics pride themselves on being the Party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance. Well, yesterday we heard from the DUmmies that "'Conservatives' are traitors," ergo, worthy of silencing, execution, and consignment to the flames of hell. Now today the lovefest continues with this gem, a THREAD by DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, "I Will Not Aid A Republican." Peace, Love, and Tolerance? Let's find out now as we lie half-dead on the road between Jerusalem and Jericho and await the response of the priest and the Levite, whether or not they will stop and help us. The DUmmies' cold comments are in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-12 ("'Conservatives' are traitors.")

    06/14/2012 3:06:43 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2012 | DUmmie Cary, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies are against Fascism. Except when they engage in it. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Cary, "'Conservatives' are traitors." So let us log onto FascBook, aka DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, aka Traitor Joe, is in the [brackets]: "Conservatives" are traitors. [DUmmie Cary is about to get carried away. Please proceed, DUmmie Cary . . .] It's clear that they value their ideology over the welfare of our nation and the general welfare of WE, THE PEOPLE. [It's clear! Case closed! But do go on . . .] At...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-11-12 (NUtroots Nation 2012: The progs are dense in Providence)

    06/11/2012 12:07:24 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 62 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 11, 2012 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Where have all the progressives gone? You say you haven't seen hide nor hair of them over the past four or five days? You're wondering where they all are? Did they commit mass hara-kiri after the Wipeout in Wisconsin? Have they all moved to France (where they don't wear underpants)? Have they retreated into OMB (Occupy Mom's Basement)? No, the reason you haven't seen the progressives around much lately is this: The progs were dense in Providence. A dense concentration of them, I mean. In Providence, Rhode Island. They were all there for "Netroots Nation 2012," the seventh annual...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-12 (VIDEO: Wisconsin Recall Moonbats Angry that CNN Splitting)

    06/07/2012 4:02:13 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2012 | PJ-Comix
    This VIDEO is proof positive that the Wisconsin recall folks are complete Moonbats who just can't let go of their brief moment in the media sun before the hard cold reality of Tuesday's crushing election defeat fell down upon them. The comedy begins at the 44 second mark when two of the Moonbats confront a CNN worker who is about to drive away in the company bus. Hey, folks! It's OVER and you guys LOST! But as you can hilariously see, they just can't accept that fact.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-08-12 ("Wisconsin Recalls Worked! Walker and Koch Brothers Have Been Defanged!")

    06/08/2012 11:21:09 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 58 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 8, 2012 | DUmmie sabrina 1, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Now come on, tell me the truth. You thought the Democratics LOST in Wisconsin on Tuesday night. No no! Au contraire, mon ami! The Democrats actually WON! Yes, I kid you not. I read it at the DUmp, that bastion of astuteness and penetrating analysis. I read it here in this THREAD by DUmmie sabrina 1, "Wisconsin Recalls Worked! Walker and the Koch Brothers Have Been Defanged!" Freudenschade, baby! Crack open the champagne bottles, my progressive friends! We WON!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! So let us now discover the reason for this hitherto inexplicable euphoria, in Reality-Based Red, while the commentary of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-12 (Skinner Loses It Over Wisconsin Recall)

    06/06/2012 4:15:52 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 114 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2012 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJComix-
    Normally the one DUmmie who tries to maintain a sense of equilibrium in the midst of bad news is Head DUmmie Skinner. But not this time. The CRUSHING defeat last night in the Wisconsin recall election was too much even for him as you can tell by the profane primal scream title of his THREAD, "F*CK." Yes, as you can see Head DUmmie Skinner DUmmie loses it and, most entertainingly, so do the rest of the DUmmmies. So let us now watch0 the DUmmies go Primal Scream over the Wisconsin recall election results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-02-12 ("Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today...")

    06/02/2012 5:32:10 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 51 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 2, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Well, Blue Fairy Bill Clinton finally did show up yesterday to make a quick pit stop in Wisconsin but whatever few words he said there were completely overshadowed by the high PRAISE he gave to Mitt Romney for having had a STERLING business career. Way to completely UNDERMINE the Obama campaign message about Romney being a "vulture" capitalist. Of course, the DUmmies are up in arms about Blue Fairy Bill's endorsement of Romney's qualifications as you can see in this THREAD, "Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today..." So let us now watch the DUmmies get bummed...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-12 (Begging Blue Fairy Bill For Wisconsin Salvation)

    05/30/2012 6:28:22 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    Help us, Blue Fairy! Please help us! Only you can help us in the Wisconsin recall election, Blue Fairy! Please come to Wisconsin! Please come and save us, Blue Fairy!Such is the attitude of the DUmmies acting like that kid robot in the movie AI begging for help from the Blue Fairy. Only in this case, their Blue Fairy is one Bill Clinton and the DUmmies are perplexed why he doesn't show up in Wisconsin and save the day for them. If you thought David in AI was pathetic begging for help from the Blue Fairy thousands of feet...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-29-12 (Debbie Does Dullness: Wasserman Weasels on Wisconsin)

    05/29/2012 6:30:28 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 29, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    DNC Spinmeistress Debtie Wassername Shills DNC SpokesDuNCe Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been using weasel words to speak about the upcoming Wisconsin recall election. Wasserman Schultz (apparently her hyphen is broken) is in a Dem dilemma. On the one hand, Debbie's got to put on a happy face about their chances in Wisconsin and the glorious nationwide victory that that will portend for November. On the other hand, privately, Debbie knows the Democrats are losing Wisconsin and are in big trouble for November. So now when she has to speak about the significance of the Wisconsin recall election, Wasserman is trying...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-25-12 (They HATE Obama, a smart, good-looking, successful, articulate Black Man!)

    05/25/2012 2:55:09 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 25, 2012 | DUmmie Logical (sic), DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "Yeah, I'm lookin' at YOU!" If you oppose President Obamas' re-election, you must be a racist! There can be no other explanation! "Huh?" you say. "I don't oppose him because of his race; I oppose him because of his ideology and his incompetence." Nope! Don't believe it! You hate our President because you can't stand having a Black Man in the White House! When in doubt, play the Race Card. That is the Democrat fall-back option. Witness this THREAD from DUmmie Logical (sic), "Face it, Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!"...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-12 ("So, what are your plans since the glorious revolution is not coming?")

    05/23/2012 6:22:57 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    They were hoping for this . . . They ended up with this . . . A guy in a Guy Fawkes mask. And that, for about six weeks last fall. The 1% are trembling in their custom-made gecko-skin boots. This was the time that the Occupy movement was supposed to reenergize itself and sweep across the country in a massive wave of revolutionary fervor. The Prog Spring of 2012. Wha' hoppen? Kinda fell flat, didn't it? Oh sure, you still have Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski, Girl Reporter, sniffing out stories at her local OWS GA. You still have Trust Fund...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-12 (Anger Over Newsweek 'First Gay President' Cover)

    05/13/2012 1:06:55 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 52 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Newsweek featured Barack Obama on the cover with a rainbow halo over his head with the title: "First Gay President." And now the DUmmies are angry because of the effect that cover will have on the election this year. I don't think Tina Brown was doing The One any favors when she chose that Newsweek cover. My thought is that the Newsweek folks and many other media liberals live in an insulated bubble which prevents them from seeing the damage that cover can do to the Bamster. However, many DUmmies are worried about this as well as ANGRY at...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-12 ("Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman)

    05/10/2012 5:35:22 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Elizabeth Warren, the Democrat candidate for Senate in Massachusetts, is the darling of DUmmieland. The men think she's a MILHFW (Mother I'd Like to Have a Frappucino With). The women want to have her baby. In DUmmieland, she is Queen Elizabeth. Recently, though, in the real world, some disturbing facts have come out about Elizabeth Warren. Turns out Liz listed herself as a "Native American" in her bio as a professor. Checking the "Native American" box gave her "minority status," don't ya know. And Lizzie would talk about her grandfather who had "high cheekbones," which apparently is proof of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-09-12 ("BREAKING: Obama Embraces Marriage Equality")

    05/09/2012 4:16:51 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 9, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    This has not been a good week for Barack Obama. The One kicked off his re-election campaign--not that he has ever STOPPED campaigning--Obamassiah kicked off his re-election campaign the other day, and half the crowd in the stadium came disguised as empty seats. The Obama campaign rolled out an ad called "The Life of Julia," which portrays women as lifelong dependents on the federal government, but "Julia" was met with universal mockery. Then yesterday BO did manage to win the WV Dem primary, but 40% of the vote went to a federal inmate named Keith Judd. Enthusiasm gap, anyone?...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-05-12 (DUmmie Forced to Watch Fox News at Wendy's)

    05/05/2012 9:38:13 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 5, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Oh the horror! The absolute HORROR!!! A DUmmie goes into a Wendy's and what should be playing on the big screen TV but Fox News. His tiny brain must suffer from the "infection." Even worse, DUmmie peace13 knows that other customers are being exposed to information not approved by the liberal party line spouted by the other networks as you can see in this THREAD, "Local Wendy's just installed a big screen TV!" So let us know watch the DUmmie outrage over contrary political views being permitted in a public restaurant in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-12 (The May Day When Everything Finally Changed!)

    05/02/2012 4:28:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 52 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Did the world seem to be, well, a better place when you woke up this morning? Was the sun shining a little more brightly? Were the birds singing more sweetly? Is there a new sense of justice and fairness and equality in the air you breathe today? Yes? Yes, I know there is. Why? Because yesterday was MAY DAY 2012, THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED (v. 47.2). MAY DAY! MAY DAY! The day so highly anticipated, the premier event of the Prog Spring of 2012, is now history. Indeed, it MADE history, that is how significant it is....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-12 (DUmmies Bemoan The Economy)

    04/29/2012 3:00:52 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I'mmmmm BAAAAAAAACK!!! I had a new cast put on my hand last week that allowed three free fingers on my right hand. After a few days of getting used to it, I can now do a sort of Django Rhinehart method of typing. Complete cast comes off on June 4 and hopefully my pinkie won't be sticking out at an odd angle.Anyway, the DUmmies do not disappoint in their idiocy. Right now they are gripping about the lousy economy as you can see in this THREAD, "I realized tonight that America's 99% are f*cked for years to come." Excuse...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-12 (OccuPoet Misty: "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration")

    04/27/2012 10:23:27 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 66 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 27, 2012 | OccuPoet Misty Rowan and Charles Henrickson
    Prog Spring of 2012 continues. Today we meet OccuPoet Misty Rowan of Minneapolis, who will grace us with one of her poems. Misty came to my attention via this THREAD in DUmmieland, "Our Amazing Occupy Poet!" I watched the video, and yes, I was amazed . . . at what passes for poetry with the OWSies and the DUmmies. And seeing Misty of Minneapolis, I was reminded of Ted of New York. You know, Trust Fund Ted? Ted Hall, Tedward, Edward Twitchell Hall III, Flea-bagger Ted, Our Favorite OWSie. Remember when we introduced you to Ted "Help us now!"...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-12 (Prog Spring: OWSies coming out of hibernation, preparing for May Day!

    04/20/2012 5:15:05 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 20, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Ah, spring! The trees are greening up like so many broccoli sprouts across the landscape. The daffodils and daisies and dandelions are dotting the lawns of many a foreclosed home. Young men's hearts turn to thoughts of beer. And the Cubs are in last place. Yes, spring is in the air (see the pollen and mold counts). Spring. It's a magical season. The earth comes to life, and we do with it. So it is with the young progressives. Their hearts turn to thoughts of occupying places. And so it is that after the long winter of their packed-up...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-19-12 (Progs in PIRGatory: DUmmies decry "McActivism sweatshops")

    04/19/2012 11:37:02 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 19, 2012 | DUmmie backscatter712, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    How's your PIRG? What, you don't know what a PIRG is?? Well, to be honest with you, I didn't know what a PIRG was, either--until I read a recent DUmmieland thread. But the DUmmies sure seemed to know what a PIRG was! They would mention the term all over the thread and never bother to explain it, since of course all progressives would know what it meant. But me, being a regressive oppressor--I had never heard the term before. So I looked it up. Apparently, it stands for "Public Interest Research Group," which is a fancy way of saying...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-09-12 ("Europe Is Baffled by the U.S. Supreme Court")

    04/09/2012 2:55:53 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 9, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    One of the enduring mysteries of life is the DUmmies' infatuation with Europe. I mean, disincentivizing tax rates, oppressive political correctness, moral decline, secularization--no, wait, it's no mystery at all! That's exactly what the DUmmies WANT! But what IS an enduring mystery is why the DUmmies don't just move there. Europe is everything they long for and desire. So why don't they go? Is it the distance? I'm told they make airplanes now that will get you across the ocean in a matter of hours. Is it the language? I personally offer to teach Swedish for FREE to any...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-12 (Olbermann hired by Fox News, DUmmies torn)

    04/01/2012 8:26:29 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies | April 1, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    No, I'm kidding. April Fools. Keefie is still fired. Oh, haven't you heard? Keith Olbermann was fired AGAIN, this time by Current TV, Algore's little network that nobody watches. And Keef now is vowing to take Algore to court. And so I'm NOT kidding about the DUmmies being torn. I mean, Olbie vs. Algore? What's a progressive to do? Multiple threads on this at the DUmp, more people commenting than probably watched his show. We'll start with this THREAD, "Gored: Olbermann Out at Current," and take it from there. So let us keep Current with KO and his fans...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-30-12 (Many DUmmies WANT the Supremes to overturn Obamacare!)

    03/30/2012 3:26:23 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 30, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    As this week went along, it became increasing clear that the Supreme Court may very well end up ruling that Obamacare, AKA the ACA (Affordable Care Act), is unconstitutional. Where in the Constitution is the federal government given the power to FORCE citizens to buy a certain good or service? So it looks like Obamacare's days may be numbered. The DUmmies are depressed, right? WRONG! Oh, some of them see this as a defeat, yes. But many of them are OVERJOYED! Why? Because this will now pave the way for the DUmmies' ultimate dream plan, namely, UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTHCARE...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-27-12 (DUmmies Worry About Changing Trayvon Martin "Narrative")

    03/27/2012 6:11:12 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 39 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 27, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Once again, the DUmmies have crawled out on a limb with their preconceived script and as usual it is being sawed off behind them by the TRUTH. In the case of the DUmmies, they think it is a changing "narrative." See, in the original DUmmie fiction script, angry "white hispanic," George Zimmerman gunned down in cold blood innocent fresh-faced youngster Trayvon Martin with absolutely NO provocation. Unfortunately for the DUmmie script, facts have now crept in and we found out that Trayvon was suspended from school three times in the past year including at the time he was shot....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-25-12 (DUmmies Sweat ObamaCare SC Decision)

    03/25/2012 6:54:24 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 41 replies · 2+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 25, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The best thing about if the Supreme Court decision going the way I hope it does on ObamaCare is that it will cause the DUmmies to go BERSERK. This means the DUmmies will become even FUnnier than they normally are. My best guess is the the Supreme Court will rule that the mandate is unconstitutional but not take a stand on the rest of it. However, if that happens, how does ObamaCare even hold up since there would be no funds to pay for it? Perhaps Obama could ask Congress to pass a tax for the ObamaCare funds but...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-13-12 ("Rising Gas Prices Have Dented Obama's Rating: Poll")

    03/13/2012 6:25:18 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 13, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Notice how liberals accuse conservatives of being "anti-science." Yet who is the MOST anti-science President of them all? None other than Barack Hussein Obama who continues to hold out the bizarre hope that windmills, solar energy, and pond scum can supplant petroleum as an energy source. This is especially laughable now that new technology is able to produce oil from the Alberta Oil Sands and shale deposits like the Green River Formation out West which has enough proven reserves to supply us with our energy needs for at least the next three hundred years. As to what is currently...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-12 (What Rush Limbaugh Said)

    03/08/2012 7:06:20 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Did you hear the SHOCKING thing that Rush Limbaugh said? No, I'm not talking about his comments on Georgetown Fluke who supposedly has so much sex that she can't afford the nine bucks a month it would cost her to get birth control pills from Walmart. I am referring to the OVERLOOKED comments that Rush made this week on the subject of oil. If you want to know what will determine the outcome of this election it will be the economy, stupid, and most specifically about the UNNECESSARY rise in the price of gasoline due to Obama's idiotic policies...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-12 (Astrological DUmmies Examine Uranus)

    02/24/2012 6:48:46 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 24, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Notice how the DUmmies have started mocking religious beliefs with increasing fervor recently in response to the Catholic Church resistance to ObamaCare mandating abortion services? Well, time now to look at the belief system of many DUmmies, namely the fervent devotion to astrology (and other hocus pocus) that many of them devoutly believe in. An example is this DUmmie THREAD, with the laughable title of "Let's collect and report our Neptune/Chiron/Pisces experiences this week here." Yes, such a collection of nonsense fits right in with the DUmmie belief system. And what have you got against Uranus? Never mind. You...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 2-17-12 (Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!")

    02/17/2012 2:37:11 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2012 | DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies are always eager to replenish their ranks with young skulls full of mush, and it looks like they have found one in the person of teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl. DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl is 15 years old, and she recently joined the denizens of the DUmp. In just one week and 128 posts, Redstate Bluegirl has become thoroughly ADDICTED. The Bluegirl has been HOOKED! So ecstatic is she about being part of the Reality-Based Community®, she whoops and hollers, cheerily exclaiming, in this THREAD, "This is...FUN!" DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl probably thinks dermabrasion for her zits is fun, too....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-12-12 ("President Obama, a DU member?")

    02/12/2012 8:21:27 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 34 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    What does Barry do when he's not out golfing? We now find out: He's hanging out on DU! Hey, it could happen. Just see this THREAD, "President Obama, a DU member?" So let us now do as Dear Reader does, which is go to DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]: President Obama, a DU member? [He'd fit right in!] According to James Fallows in The Atlantic Magazine: "Obama is more likely to be spending time with papers or a book, or even to be online—prowling through the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-12-12 (DUmmies Complain About Grocery Prices)

    02/12/2012 6:38:59 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 46 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 12, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Let me begin this DUFU edition with a blatant self-plug but, as I shall demonstrate, it actually does have to do with the DUFUs. First the blatant plug: My FIRST Kindle article, HOW TO EARN MONEY AT NASCAR RACES, is now available online. It is about how NASCAR fans can earn money while scoring cheap tickets at the NASCAR races. Based on my experiences of following the NASCAR circuit for two full seasons and parts of several more. As I mentioned in the article, I tested out one of the techniques provided in the article just a few weeks...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-12 (DUmmies Happy Obama Angered Catholics)

    02/07/2012 5:12:08 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    There is a DUFU edition in the very near future that I am going to have an absolute BLAST writing. It is when Obama is forced to REVERSE his decision to force Catholic hospitals and other institutions to provide contraceptive services via ObamaCare. Perhaps this regime thought they were being "reasonable" when they gave these institutions an extra year to fall into lockstep with their mandate. I am sure they never expected this MASSIVE reaction against this by the Catholics. Right now I'm positive the Bamster is cursing out his advisors (Axelrod? Sibelius? Jarret?) for putting him in a...