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  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-21-12 (DUmmies defend Obama's "If you've got a business, you didn't build that.")

    07/21/2012 4:57:46 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 41 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 21, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    "If you've got a DUFU, you didn't write that. The DUmmies made that happen." As part of the Democrats' War on Success, here is what King Obama the Stupid said recently: There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me -- because they want to give something back. They know they didnít -- look, if youíve been successful, you didnít get there on your own. You didnít get there on your own. Iím always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-12 (DUmmie Poll Panic)

    07/19/2012 7:11:16 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The BEST of the DUFU material will be happening between now and the election...and beyond. Why? Because now the polls are starting to become much more accurate. Why? Because even polls conducted by companies with democrat sympathies know they have a reputation to protect so the closer to the election we get, the more accurate they must become which means they are now beginning to show just how weak Obama is. Not too long ago, the DUmmies were gloating that Obama basically had the election in the bag due to wildly misleading polls. Now that the polls are inevitably...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-16-12 ("That is how, folks, you talk to a do-nothing Tea Party Congressman.")

    07/16/2012 7:36:41 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 16, 2012 | DUmmie OneAngryDemocrat, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    A "bouncy" is a certain type of DUmmieland thread, in which the opening poster (the OP) relates a supposedly real-life experience, wherein the poster has either confronted or converted some stupid Rethuglican. The poster has run into said Rethug at a family gathering or in a grocery store line or some such. One of the features of a bouncy is the poster's uncanny ability to recall and reproduce, in precise detail, the exact dialogue that ensued. These tales are highly embellished, of course, if not utterly fictitious. And the point of them all is to make the poster look...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-12 ("The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced")

    07/09/2012 12:19:46 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 9, 2012 | DUmmie Hugabear, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    One thing about our DUmmie Ant Farm: It is entertaining! The DUmmie Ants, with their cute little antics as they scurry about, are highly amusing! And from time to time--like, every day--something causes them to kick it into high gear. They start swirling about madly, taking their overwrought histrionics to another level. SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS! Shook-up Ants are FUnnie Ants! That's what we find today in this THREAD by DUmmie Hugabear, "The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced." The paranoia is palpable. The drama-queen posing, as the DUmmies seek to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-08-12 (DUmmies Waiting 24 Business Hours for Scott Walker Indictment)

    07/08/2012 4:47:36 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 8, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    MERRY FITZMAS! The DUmmies are waiting 24 business hours for another indictment. While they await the Karl Rove Indictment promised by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, they are also waiting 24 business hours for Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker to be indicted as well. Both indictments were practically guaranteed by fired MSNBC host, David Shuster. The timing of Shuster's second indictment guarantee was notable...Just days before the June recall election. Of course, once the election was over, not a peep on this subject from Shuster nor anybody else...except for the DUmmies who continue to believe that their Great Pumpkin will finally, FINALLY...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-08-12 (DUmmies Upset Over Veterans Shunning Obama)

    07/08/2012 8:31:49 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 8, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies somehow can't figure out why veterans are shunning Obama as reflected in this GALLUP POLL which shows Romney with 58% support from veterans vs only 34% for Obama. Gee, why don't the veterans show appreciation for the great economy and low employment rate brought about by the Bamster? Anyway, the DUmmies are definitely frustrated with the vets lack of Obama support as you can see in this THREAD, "Gallup: Veterans Still Going Big For Romney And GOP." So let us now watch the DUmmies become frustrated with veterans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-04-12 (More panic: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST")

    07/04/2012 7:49:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 4, 2012 | DUmmie Laura PourMeADrink, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The panic button is still depressed, and so are the DUmmies. They know the Affordable Tax Act (AFF-TAX!) will be a tough sell in November, so they want to be pro-Active and get people on board with it NOW. Thus this THREAD, "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST." Sell it to the brain-dead, celebrity-obsessed, idiot-box set--in other words, the Democrat base. Yeah, that's the ticket! So let us now enter the DUmmieland Panic Room, where they're trying to figure out how to sell a sow's ear as a silk purse, in Bolshevik Red, while...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-04-12 (DUmmies hit panic button over Obamacare "victory")

    07/04/2012 9:29:32 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 4, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Democrats "won" last week with their Obamacare Supreme Court victory. But that "victory" may be Pyrrhic, because the backlash is stratospheric! Conservatives are fired up, independents are worried, and Democrats are on the defensive. The SCOTUS "bounce" landed with a thud. The Campaigner-in-Chief's polling numbers are still bad. Democrat candidates are running away from Obama as fast as they can. Here in Missouri, for example, ObamaClaire McCaskill can't seem to remember her best bud Barry anymore. (I'm waiting for a rooster to crow.) The Democrats' War on the Middle Class--raising taxes, driving up the debt, punishing businesses, killing...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-12 (How to Scam Free Drinks from Trust Fund Pitt)

    07/01/2012 2:45:39 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    If you're in the Boston area and want free drinks, simply go to the Cambridge Bukowski's and blast America. If you do, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT will pull out a wad of his trust fund bucks and pay for all the drinks you want. You can see this technique at work in this Pitt THREAD, "America Must Declare War on America." The scene starts out with Pitt writing about his favorite subject, himself, and goes downhill from there. I guess Pitt must be drowning his sorrows in multiple brewskis nowadays to help him get over his frustration over NOT being...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-29-12 ("Repeal Obamacare!": Some DUmmies would agree!)

    06/29/2012 4:16:09 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 29, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Yesterday, June 28, 2012, a date which will live in. . . . A date which will live in GLORY, you would think, among the DUmmies, at least. You would think. But you would be wrong. No, not all the DUmmies were celebrating and high-fiving and popping champagne corks yesterday after the weird Obamacare SCOTUS ruling was handed down. Today we'll track some of their first reactions in the hours after the Supreme Court decision was announced. Multiple threads to choose from, hundreds of comments. We'll go with this THREAD, "Every American citizen is now required to help make...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-26-12 ("I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It")

    06/26/2012 4:04:36 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 26, 2012 | DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Diogenes, you can call off your search now! We have found an honest DUmmie! It is none other than DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, who ADMITS that he is a Communist. It's here in this THREAD, "I Guess I Am A Communist But I Am Proud Of It." And I will admit that our DUFU today is merely the Commie before the storm. The storm is on its way. Like a Florida coastal town boarding up windows before the hurricane hits, so DUmmieland is doing right now, bracing itself for Hurricane SCOTUS, which is due to make landfall sometime on Thursday. But...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-25-12 (5 Signs That You're a Moonbat)

    06/25/2012 4:46:33 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 25, 2012 | James Fallows, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    I won't be paying to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The premise is too absurd since (other than Liza Minelli's ex) Vampires don't exist. However, I would definitely watch Abraham Lincoln: Moonbat Hunter since there is a plethora of Moonbats out there. Many of the Moonbats are hidden until they break out of their protective covering as happened to James Fallows of Atlantic Magazine. You can read about Fallow's self-exposure as a Moonbat in NEWSBUSTERS. For years Fallows kept his inner Moonbat well hidden until he exposed himself with an article titled, "5 Signs the United States Is Undergoing...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-12 (DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule)

    06/23/2012 12:36:12 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmie Underground Resistance Fighters (DURF) are hunkered down in their Perfect Rovian Storm Cellars. The walls are lined with canned goods and powdered instant foods. Cartons of triage milk and jugs of distilled water are stacked on the floor. The Resistance Fighters, their faces full of concern and working-class nobility, are huddled in groups around their shortwave radios. A man is trying to pick up the signal. A woman is holding her crying baby. "Any word, Will?" "No, Nadin, I can't raise them." Meanwhile, overhead, bands of young men in shortsleeved white shirts and neckties are going from...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-12 (Vast and Nefarious: The conspiracy to take down Our President)

    06/21/2012 11:45:58 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man in the White House. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man as Attorney General. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man--or two black men--selling guns to Mexican drug lords. Racism--that's what's really behind this manufactured Fast and Furious "scandal." And so you have this "House Oversight Committee" and their "Chairman" Issa going on a witchhunt to take down Our President. How dare the Oversight Committee try to exercise some oversight! Who do they think they are? Really! "Oversight"? They're more like the Committee to Overthrow and Unelect the President...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-19-12 (Thistle and her "It's very frustrating to be an anarchist in America" rant)

    06/19/2012 4:05:39 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 61 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 19, 2012 | Thistle Pettersen and Charles Henrickson
    Move over, Trust Fund Ted Hall, with your "Help us now!" meltdown. Make room, OccuPoet Misty Rowan, you and your "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration." Say hello to Thistle Pettersen and her "Itís very frustrating to be an anarchist in America" rant! Who is this "Thistle," you ask? A little digging--her blog is thistlespace.org--reveals that she is Kristine "Thistle" Pettersen, "bike activist and folk singer," and someone who likes to go to protests. She's part of a group called "Cycles of Uprising": "Cycles of Uprising is an interactive, bicycle village, folk music show, circus, dance party and...
  • What Are Four Words That Describe Liberal Presidents?

    06/18/2012 1:51:51 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 23 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-15-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-12 (R-E-S-P-E-C-T: "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President")

    06/16/2012 1:10:45 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 66 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Barack Obama is the Rodney Dangerfield of American presidents. He don't get no respect. And it's all because he's black. No, not Rodney Dangerfield, silly. Barack Obama. You know, Our President. Those eeevil white racist Republicans can't stand having a Black Man in the White House. This is what is driving their white-hot hatred toward Our President. It is the sole reason. NEVER BEFORE has a President suffered this kind of vilification. The broadsides exchanged between Jefferson and Adams partisans? Child's play. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy? Well loved, even by their assassins. Hoover, FDR? The Great Depression brought forth...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-12 (Hypocrite DUmmies Attack Obama Questioner)

    06/15/2012 6:57:36 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2012 | DUmmie lonestarnot, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    See the picture above of President Bush dodging two shoes thrown at him at a press conference in Iraq in 2008? That picture was featured in a DUmmie FUnnies edition, DUmmies Praise Iraqi Shoe Thrower. And that only featured one of the MANY DUmmie threads echoing that same sentiment. Now the DUmmies are condemning a Daily Caller reporter for (GASP!) asking Obama a question about his illegal alien/re-elect ME announcement today. So which of these two acts do you think is more disrepectful? According to the DUmmies in this thread, I will respond to you motherf*cker, it is the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-12 ("I Will Not Aid A Republican")

    06/15/2012 1:53:57 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2012 | DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Democratics pride themselves on being the Party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance. Well, yesterday we heard from the DUmmies that "'Conservatives' are traitors," ergo, worthy of silencing, execution, and consignment to the flames of hell. Now today the lovefest continues with this gem, a THREAD by DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, "I Will Not Aid A Republican." Peace, Love, and Tolerance? Let's find out now as we lie half-dead on the road between Jerusalem and Jericho and await the response of the priest and the Levite, whether or not they will stop and help us. The DUmmies' cold comments are in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-12 ("'Conservatives' are traitors.")

    06/14/2012 3:06:43 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2012 | DUmmie Cary, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies are against Fascism. Except when they engage in it. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Cary, "'Conservatives' are traitors." So let us log onto FascBook, aka DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, aka Traitor Joe, is in the [brackets]: "Conservatives" are traitors. [DUmmie Cary is about to get carried away. Please proceed, DUmmie Cary . . .] It's clear that they value their ideology over the welfare of our nation and the general welfare of WE, THE PEOPLE. [It's clear! Case closed! But do go on . . .] At...