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  • Obama pretty excited about this whole “car” metaphor for the midterms

    08/19/2010 9:19:43 PM PDT · by RobinMasters · 40 replies
    Hot Air ^ | August 19, 2010 | ALLAHPUNDIT
    I thought he’d only been at it for two weeks but apparently it’s a longstanding thing. See, “D” stands for “Democrats” but it also stands for “drive,” and that’s what you want to be doing when you’re in a car. Whereas “R” stands for both “Republican” and “reverse,” and no one wants to be doing that. So there you go. You’re now set for the midterms. Remember: Crushing deficits and near-double-digit unemployment = drive. Wingnut = reverse. It has since become the Mr. Potato Head of campaign stump speech metaphors. The president keeps expanding on it. This week, as he...
  • County Supervisor Who Supports Boycott Doesn't Know Arizona Borders Mexico

    06/24/2010 6:08:33 PM PDT · by Ballygrl · 14 replies
    youtube ^ | 06/24/2010 | FreeThinkerUS
    This was posted at conservativecave and it needs to go viral. The youtube is 1:35 long and it shows Democrat County Supervisor Peggy West of Milwaukee talking about boycotting Arizona, she says she would have to look twice at this type of law if Arizona was like Texas and shared a border with Mexico. It's pointed out to her later in the video that Arizona does share a border with Mexico but we don't get to see her reaction
  • Elaborate, expensive proms put Mom on nostalgia trip (BARF AND LAUGH LIBERALLY)

    05/17/2006 7:40:27 PM PDT · by Chi-townChief · 55 replies · 1,162+ views
    Chicago Sun-Times ^ | May 17, 2006 | JENNIFER HUNTER
    My son was on the phone for hours last week, negotiating, sometimes even arguing, with his friends. The prom was coming up and his gang was trying to figure out where to go post-party, whether they should rent a limo, or buy corsages for their girlfriends. (My son's girlfriend does not want a corsage: The pin will leave marks on her dress, she says. Good for her. Less money for me.) The whole thing has become ridiculously expensive; when my daughter graduated from high school four years ago, we went from store to store gown shopping and it was a...
  • CNN Hides Blagojevich's Party Affiliation in Embarrasing AP Story

    02/24/2006 10:29:58 AM PST · by Mark Noonan · 31 replies · 1,920+ views
    GOP Bloggers ^ | February 24, 2006 | Matt Margolis
    After Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had an embarrassing appearance on "The Daily Show," many had a good laugh. The Associated Press even reported on it: Blagojevich says he didn't realize "The Daily Show" was a comedy spoof of the news when he sat down for an interview that ended up poking fun at the sometimes-puzzled Democratic governor. CNN also picked up the wire story, but decided to change an interesting detail: Blagojevich says he didn't realize "The Daily Show" was a comedy spoof of the news when he sat down for an interview that ended up poking fun at the...
  • Rangel: Cheney should be 'ashamed' for age remark (Unabashed Hypocrite Alert)

    10/05/2005 2:23:48 PM PDT · by RWR8189 · 41 replies · 1,562+ views
    Newsday ^ | October 5, 2005 | SARA KUGLER
    NEW YORK -- Vice President Dick Cheney's feud with Democratic Rep. Charles Rangel was perpetuated Wednesday when the 75-year-old congressman said Cheney "ought to be ashamed of himself" for a remark about his age. Months of verbal attacks from Rangel turned into a back and forth on Monday when the 64-year-old vice president said Rangel is "losing it," later adding that "Charlie is a lot older than I am, and it shows." After an appearance at City Hall on Wednesday, Rangel was asked when the dispute would die. "I think it ends when he apologizes for attacking me as a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-11-05 ("Why shouldn't we give Andrea Dworkin the same respect we gave the Pope?")

    04/11/2005 4:23:00 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 160 replies · 2,597+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I once had a friend named Fred who did some professional wrestling for a brief time. It was an amazing experience to visit Fred’s apartment because it was always filled with incredibly UGLY women who were like Fred’s sex slaves. They catered to his every whim. On top of that they gave him money and whatever else he asked. Finally I asked Fred about this and he told me that he discovered that it was really easy to get really ugly women to do whatever he wanted. It was simple. Fred was actually a fairly good-looking guy so he...
  • Hollywood knows not to let facts derail a good tale

    01/21/2005 12:58:13 PM PST · by SmithL · 25 replies · 1,721+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 1/21/5 | Ruthe Stein
    Whoppers: In "The Aviator," Howard Hughes is depicted coming to Katharine Hepburn's rescue after she's ended their affair. Hughes learns that a sleazy Hollywood tabloid is about to publish incriminating photos of her with Spencer Tracy. Hepburn's new lover is married, and Hughes realizes that the publicity could ruin her career. There's a dramatic scene of Leonardo DiCaprio as Hughes negotiating for the negatives, which ultimately are handed over in return for stock in his airlines. The only problem is none of this happened. "The Aviator" -- a Golden Globe winner for best drama and a sure bet to score...
  • Did anyone see the comedian on HBO, "A smoking pile of zotted ashes?"

    01/20/2005 8:10:38 PM PST · by Derek2012 · 110 replies · 3,131+ views
    Derek, RIP.
    Ever hear of how republican's always call the liberal left "Whiner's"? Well, take a look at Wa. State, ...who are the Whiner's now? LOTS OF LAUGHS! Boy, the shoes on the other foot now! I think it's great, don't you? These people deserve it..! Has anyone seen the comedian on HBO, who gave a discription of a "Republican"? Wow was that great, and very very true.
  • (Chuck) Schumer: Democrats shouldn't protest Bush win

    01/16/2005 4:52:00 PM PST · by weegee · 5 replies · 770+ views
    The Associated Press via Newsday ^ | January 6, 2005, 5:48 PM EST | By DEVLIN BARRETT
    WASHINGTON -- Sen. Charles Schumer, fresh in a new leadership role among Democrats, found himself at odds with some of them Thursday, including Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, over a ceremonial counting of President Bush's re-election victory. Schumer, D-N.Y., was tapped late last year to head the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee and began the day touting the DSCC's lack of debt heading into the 2006 elections. The achievement was largely overshadowed by an objection to Ohio's electoral vote tallies by Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, D-Ohio, joined by Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif. Some Democrats have complained that voting problems in Ohio, where...
  • Fort Bend GOP wants precinct chair to resignendorsed DeLay's opponent

    01/15/2005 7:25:46 PM PST · by BellStar · 51 replies · 1,306+ views
    Houston Chronicle ^ | Jan. 14, 2005, 9:52PM | By ERIC HANSON
    RICHMOND - Fort Bend County Republicans censured precinct chairwoman Bev Carter and asked her to resign because of her criticisms of U.S. Majority Leader Tom DeLay and her endorsement of his Democratic opponent in her newspaper column. Carter, the founder and publisher of the weekly Fort Bend Star, said she will not quit the post she has held since 2002. "They can't make me resign. The only people who can make me resign are my voters in my precinct," Carter said Friday. Fort Bend County Republican Party Chairman Eric Thode said he thinks Carter, who regularly skewers the county's leaders...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")

    01/08/2005 3:23:18 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 171 replies · 2,794+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    DUmmie Demoralization is proceeding apace as you can see in this THREAD titled, “I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out.” This thread follows on the heels of DUmmie Doohickie giving up on his highly entertaining “I Believe” threads. The big difference between DUmmie Doohickie and the author of this thread, DUmmie MaryH, is that at least Doohickie left on a positive note while MaryH sounds completely demoralized. Also I think DUmmie MaryH is an AUTHENTIC DUmmie while I have my suspicions that Doohickie is really a Freeper Troll who took a bunch of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-03-05 (“Myths Run Wild in Blog [DUmmies] Tsunami Debate")

    01/03/2005 4:00:37 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 128 replies · 2,885+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 3, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    In case you missed it, there was a great New York Times ARTICLE published today titled, “Myths Run Wild in Blog Tsunami Debate.” The article revealed how among the many other insane DUmmie theories, they also suggested that Bush was somehow responsible for causing the Indonesia earthquake and the following tsunami. The only real gripe I have with the author of this piece, John Schwartz, is that he did NOT mention the DUmmie FUnnies in his story. Instead he turned for a conservative comment about the DUmmies to an editor of Hopefully, if Mr. Schwartz writes more articles...
  • Rock Band Faces Another Lawsuit For Alleged Dumping Plaintiffs Claim Band's Driver (Dave Matthews)

    12/20/2004 8:05:51 PM PST · by Land_of_Lincoln_John · 17 replies · 920+ views
    NBC 5 Chicago ^ | December 20, 2004 | NBC 5 Chicago
    CHICAGO -- Another personal injury lawsuit was filed Monday against the Dave Matthews Band connected to an incident last summer where a tour bus believed to belong to the band dumped human waste onto a boat of architectural sightseers. The latest lawsuit was filed in Cook County Circuit Court by attorneys for Michael Scarpelli, Denise Scarpelli, Anthony Scarpelli, Lisa Panaro, and Larry Panaro, against the Dave Matthews Band and the alleged driver of the bus, Stefan A. Wohl. The suit claimed that at about 1 p.m. on Aug. 8, Wohl was driving a Dave Matthews Band bus to a hotel...
  • Open Letter to All Election Fraud Hunters [from a left-wing supporter]

    12/20/2004 7:51:52 PM PST · by dukeman · 14 replies · 468+ views
    12/20/04 | Firespirit
    Recently found this encouraging note at DU:Open Letter to All Election Fraud Hunters: You are a small group with little coverage except negative. You are up against huge obstacles that are trying their best to thwart your work, and their methods are becoming more and more criminal with each day. You are fighting a group of people who think and act like organized crime: Perpetrate the massive crime, hide the evidence, and destroy those who persist in fighting--sometimes professionally and sometimes literally. You are fighting belligerent officials who have power and are abusing it, either by illegal actions or misuse...
  • Wonkette Services the Debate (takes a dig at blogs and FR for breaking Rathergate)

    12/20/2004 7:01:44 PM PST · by mhking · 86 replies · 19,176+ views
    Courtesy of Newsweek, mainstream media’s pet blogger Wonkette takes a cute little slap at the bloggers who broke the Dan Rather fraud story: Fast Chat: The Wonkette. What did you think of the bloggers’ role in the Dan Rather affair?I think they did a disservice to the debate because they made the debate about the documents and not about the president of the United States. There was another half to that story that had to do with verifiable events of what Bush may have been up to. While blogs like LGF were doing a “disservice to the debate” by exposing...

    12/20/2004 1:53:12 PM PST · by Right in Wisconsin · 161 replies · 4,199+ views
    vanity | December 20, 2004 | vanity
    Paraphrasing from memory here so forgive me, please. Listening to Mark Belling here in Wisconsin. A woman wrote to him about her experience at Walmart on 27th & Layton. Her husband is in Kuwait and will be missing his second Christmas in a row. She took her FOUR kids to Walmart to see Santa. Her one daughter was asking her all week if Santa will see her daddy when he flies over Kuwait, and she told her to ask Santa when she him. Little girl sat on Santa's lap, asked if he was going to Kuwait and he tells here...
  • Cokie Roberts Blames Michael Moore

    12/19/2004 9:47:41 AM PST · by beyond the sea · 222 replies · 7,009+ views ^ | 12/19/04 | unknown
    Former "This Week" host and National Public Radio veteran Cokie Roberts blamed conspiracy filmmaker Michael Moore on Sunday for causing Sen. John Kerry to lose the presidential election. "I think Michael Moore actually had a very major impact - a negative impact - on the Democratic Party," Roberts told NBC's "Chris Matthews Show." "I think he exemplified all of the things that people hate about Democrats. And the fact that he was - it was a hate-America-first campaign and that hurts the Democrats every time." Adding insult to injury, Roberts also contended that Moore's "physical appearance did not help."

    12/16/2004 10:31:18 PM PST · by kattracks · 100 replies · 3,521+ views
    New York Post - Page Six ^ | 12/17/04 | Richard Johnson with Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson
    HOLLYWOOD has-been Chevy Chase lashed out at President Bush at a liberal love-in Tuesday night, calling the commander-in-chief a "dumb f - - k." Chase was master of ceremonies at People for the American Way's Defender of Democracy awards gala at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. But the organization got more than it bargained for when Chase went off the rails in a potty-mouthed rant, the Washington Post reports. "This guy in office is an uneducated, real schmuck," Chase fumed, "and we still couldn't beat him with a bore like [John] Kerry." He then joked about Cabinet changes,...
  • need help writing term paper on Islam (ZOT!!! Kittens ripped up my turn page paper.)

    12/15/2004 2:26:02 PM PST · by oric549 · 98 replies · 1,557+ views
    Can anyone help me with writing a college twrm paper I have to do do on Islam, Airubs and mowzloms? I did a google for research matierial and I came up with your website and noticed that you had alot to discuss. I already have some stuff from Ergin Cainer Anis Sharosh and Robert Spenser. Anything you can share with me that's important like is Islam peaceful, what the Koran says and about the life of Moehamid?
  • Final Ohio Vote Tally Shows Smaller Margin for Bush

    12/07/2004 4:08:46 PM PST · by Next_Time_NJ · 13 replies · 1,637+ views
    Reuters ^ | 12/6/04 | Reuters
    He said Kerry "feel very comfortable" about his decision not to challenge the outcome in Ohio. "We know we are not going to overturn the election," McAuliffe said.