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  • Could Illinois Be the First State to Go Bankrupt?

    06/12/2017 2:43:54 PM PDT · by detective · 70 replies
    The Fiscal Times ^ | June 12, 2017 | Eric Pianin
    Illinois has long been the poster child for a dysfunctional state fiscal policy. The state’s Republican governor, a formerly wealthy businessman, and the Democratic-controlled legislature have been perpetually locked in a race to the bottom as the Land of Lincoln has repeatedly flirted with near- bankruptcy and junk-bond level credit ratings.
  • Sunny side UP

    05/28/2017 5:56:42 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 9 replies
    V.K.Lee | 5/28/2017 | self
    Another,contribution in the plate. ____________________________________ Subject: Medicare Part G Medicare Part G If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof...
  • The Reason Right Wing Memes Are The Most Popular

    04/26/2017 5:26:28 PM PDT · by Bon mots · 16 replies
    Vice.com ^ | April 26, 2017 | Joe Bish
    We spoke to the author of 'The Ambivalent Internet' about the rise of the right online. Professor Whitney Phillips, author of This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, a book about trolling, has teamed up with Professor Ryan M Milner to pen another book about internet culture. The Ambivalent Internet is about how we express ourselves online, the ways in which we do it, why we do it and how it ends up the way it does. The book was written on the eve of Donald Trump's ascension to the world's highest office, and deals, in part, with the...
  • Giggles for Geezers

    04/24/2017 5:21:46 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 33 replies
    self | 4/24/2017 | unknown
    GETTING OLDER A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." *********************** An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked...
  • 5 Huma Abedin Classics You Won’t Want to Miss

    04/16/2017 11:07:46 AM PDT · by kevcol · 17 replies
    Washington Free Beacon ^ | April 13, 2017 | Matthew Walther and Andrew Kugle
    When it was reported recently that Huma Abedin was seeking $2 million for a book advance, you probably didn't realize that she was already a major author with five well-reviewed titles to her credit. While none of us can wait for the next one, here are some paperbacks to tide you over in the meantime.
  • Adorable video shows cats 'training scientist' to bring them food every time they ring a bell

    03/31/2017 6:28:42 AM PDT · by C19fan · 14 replies
    UK Daily Mail ^ | March 31, 2017 | Rod Ardehali
    A pair of kittens 'trained' a human to bring them treats every time they ring a bell. In a twist on the famous Pavlov's Dog experiment, where a canine was conditioned to associate food with the sound of a bell, some Twitter users have suggested in jest that the cats were in fact training the human. The adorable footage shows the two cats pawing at a bell and then given a treat.
  • 50 "Simpsons" One-Liners (trunc)

    03/27/2017 7:32:58 AM PDT · by PeteePie · 34 replies
    BuzzFeed ^ | Mar 21, 2017 | Robin Edds
    Full Header: 50 "Simpsons" One-Liners Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time
  • Clap your Hands.

    03/14/2017 9:36:52 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 5 replies
    safeshare ^ | 3/14/2017 | self
    Still laughing?
  • New York Liberals Say Consider BuzzFeed, CNN, and NY Times as Reliable Sources of News...

    03/08/2017 11:41:36 PM PST · by muktar96 · 17 replies
    Heist Media ^ | 08/03/2017 | Mike Chin
    Hahah this is absolutely hilarious... At least some people gave proper answers, and not completely ignorant ones. Also, these guys show is sort of like Watters World.
  • The watch that tells boring people when it’s time to shut up (Oh this has great possibilities)

    02/07/2017 9:17:15 PM PST · by cba123 · 14 replies
    The Times ^ | February 7, 2017 | Mark Bridge
    It could be a robotic guardian angel for anyone on a first date who fears they may be boring. Scientists have created a gadget that is worn like a wristwatch and uses artificial intelligence to assess a conversation’s tone. It can differentiate between happy, sad and neutral, but some versions could also tell whether your delivery is boring or awkward. It could be installed in smartphones or watches that would vibrate if the conversation went downhill during a date or interview, researchers said. Please click on link for full article)
  • Old School NY'ers trolling Sharia LaBeoff's wall

    01/27/2017 11:12:22 AM PST · by Sgt_Schultze · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | 26 Jan | HWNDU Streams
    This is a link only https://youtu.be/FRRMFMVIoVc
  • Man shuts down Anti-Trump protest with one phrase!

    Anti-trump protest going on outside Campus library, You won't believe what happens next to shut them up. Link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhy2Gk_xik
  • VIDEO: #WomensMarch

    01/23/2017 6:48:19 PM PST · by StevenCrowder · 44 replies
    www.LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 01/23/2017 | Steven Crowder
    So this happened. This week my producer and I went down to the Austin #WomensMarch. One of the biggest in the country. In order to blend in, we posed as transgender. Not only were we given VIP access, but Wendy Davis personally gave me a one-on-one interview, in what could possibly be the most embarrassing debacle of her career. None of this is faked. Everything. You. See. Actually Happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUDtoDAGVE8&feature=youtu.be
  • I say we Re-name next Wednesday to "Trump Day"! ~ Vanity

    01/18/2017 1:25:30 PM PST · by GraceG · 11 replies
    GraceG
    By Next Wednesday we will have FINALLY gotten over the HUMP that is the Obama administration! Next Wednesday shouldn't be "Hump Day", it should be the first Wednesday with Donald J Trump as POTUS and so in honor of Him, we should call it the 1st annual "Trump Day" !
  • For Fun... Let Us Remember that Great Feeling We Had November 9th, 2016

    01/17/2017 11:44:59 AM PST · by johnk · 49 replies
    GVID ^ | 11/9/2016 | unknown
    ... just let the joy roll over your again... we did it !
  • Startled five-month-old elephant takes a tentative dip in the Pool (BEST. PHOTO.EVER.) Tr. Ed.

    01/06/2017 3:08:38 PM PST · by brucedickinson · 18 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | 1-6-2017 | Hannah Othman
    This baby elephant did not take naturally to the water when she went for a dip in a Thai swimming pool. The calf took a tentative splash in a pool at a veterinary clinic on Thursday as part of a lengthy rehabilitation process to heal her injured foot. Baby Fah Jam was three months old when her front left leg was caught in a trap set by villagers in Chanthaburi province, 155 miles southeast of the capital, Bangkok. Veterinarian Padet Siridumrong said Fah Jam, who is now fiv
  • Queen Latifah’s Car Stolen from South Fulton Gas Station

    12/28/2016 9:44:50 AM PST · by Cecily · 70 replies
    Atlanta Journal Constitution ^ | December 28, 2016 | Lauren Foreman
    Police are looking for the person who hopped into Queen Latifah’s Mercedes-Benz and drove away as the actress’ associate filled up the luxury vehicle at a south Fulton County gas station. The carjacking occurred just before 9:20 p.m. Dec. 20 at a Shell gas station on Fulton Industrial Boulevard, Fulton police spokeswoman Cpl. Maureen Smith said. About that time, a white BMW pulled beside Queen Latifah’s 2015 Mercedes-Benz S63. Someone got out of the BMW and jumped into the Mercedes as the associate, Keith Sheppard, was pumping gas. Queen Latifah, who is in Lee Daniels’ new Atlanta-produced show “Star,” was...
  • Obama should vacation in Michigan. Great golf courses;)

    12/20/2016 8:45:01 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 11 replies
    email ^ | 12/20/2016 | self
    http://www.pga.com/news/golf-buzz/when-hitting-golf-ball-off-frozen-pond-goes-wrong
  • Google reveals what people really think about parts of North America

    11/23/2016 5:08:35 AM PST · by tekrat · 20 replies
    Business Insider ^ | 11/23/2016 | Gus Lubin
    Why is Pennsylvania so hilly, boring, liberal? Why is is Manitoba so humid and flat? Reddit user Salem-Witch gathered the top Google Autocomplete suggestions for states and regions around North America. "Don't shoot the messenger," Salem-Witch comments. Note that suggestions may change over the course of the year.
  • A little election humor

    11/04/2016 3:23:22 PM PDT · by Lorianne · 29 replies
    those emails that go around | 04 November 2016
    HILLARY CLINTON GOES TO A GIFTED-STUDENT PRIMARY SCHOOL IN NEW YORK TO TALK ABOUT THE WORLD. AFTER HER TALK SHE OFFERS QUESTION TIME. ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. HILLARY ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS. “KENNY," HE SAYS" AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, KENNY- ??" CLINTON ASKS. "I HAVE THREE QUESTIONS," HE SAYS. "FIRST -- WHATEVER HAPPENED IN BENGHAZI?? "SECOND -- WHY WOULD YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF HANDLING TWO E-MAIL ACCOUNTS?? "AND, THIRD -- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MISSING SIX BILLION DOLLARS WHILE YOU WERE SECRETARY OF STATE??" JUST THEN THE BELL...