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  • Laura Ingraham interviews pro-pot lawyer

    04/16/2018 9:52:44 PM PDT · by ADemocratNoMore · 8 replies
    TDT News, Youtube ^ | 4/17/18 | The Ingrahm Angle
    Laura Ingraham did a segment on her show tonight. One of the guests was a pro-pot lawyer from Denver. Segment starts at the 40:18 mark, guest comes on at the 42:11 mark. Hilarity ensues.
  • Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye

    04/12/2018 2:29:07 AM PDT · by vannrox · 17 replies
    babylonbee ^ | April 10, 2018 | Mark Zuckerberg
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath. “Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning...
  • "I Like It, I Love It" - Remy's new video

    03/09/2018 4:48:46 PM PST · by Eric Pode of Croydon · 17 replies
    YouTube via Reason.com ^ | 8 March 2018 | Remy
    I Like It, I Love It
  • Tucker Carlson on Parenting

    03/04/2018 5:34:15 PM PST · by Auntie Mame · 8 replies
    Twitter ^ | 3/4/18 | Tucker Carlson via Philosophy Insights on Twitter
    I subscribe to Philosophy Insights on YouTube and this popped up in my email today as a new posting. This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Tucker Carlson talks about his parenting style and if you want to truly laugh at something really hilariousclick the Youtube link at the top.
  • Joe Kennedy’s Drool Steals The Show (ROFL)

    01/31/2018 5:33:51 PM PST · by cba123 · 37 replies
    EEWWww. Gross out. Talk about a bumbling, funny debut. I'm sure you all heard about it already. But here is another clip. I don't think even Dan Quayle could do such an amazingly bad job, his first time out, way back when. What a disaster. :D
  • Q drop #29: Reason for cryptic format, North Korea is "directed", pedophiles

    01/20/2018 11:17:32 PM PST · by ransomnote · 387 replies
    qcodefag.github.io ^ | Oct 31 2017 | Q Anon
    Q drop #29 Oct 31 2017 23:13:10 Anonymous ID: grTMpzrL 147452214 Some things must remain classified to the very end. NK is not being run by Kim, he’s an actor in the play. Who is the director? The truth would sound so outrageous most Americans would riot, revolt, reject, etc. The pedo networks are being dismantled. The child abductions for satanic rituals (ie Haiti and other 3rd world countries) are paused (not terminated until players in custody). We pray every single day for God’s guidance and direction as we are truly up against pure evil.
  • Politically Correct Police Officer (Funny)

    01/13/2018 6:12:05 AM PST · by grayboots · 9 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/10/2018 | All Videos
    Just a little something to give some of you a chuckle this morning. Funny, but true!
  • Look! A Cool Post! (Friday Humor, cuz winning is funny)

    12/20/2017 4:34:04 PM PST · by Vendome · 21 replies
    Vanity | 12/20/2017 | Vendome
  • Save The Snowflakes: Stop Triggering Snowflakes! (Video)

    12/20/2017 6:42:55 AM PST · by Beave Meister · 7 replies
    MRCTV ^ | 12/19/2017 | Eric Scheiner
    A special message from savethesnowflakes.org. We sent crayons to help soothe your wounded soul, but we forgot to remove the offensive privileged colors. We sent bubbles to surround you, but their rainbow prism reflections didn’t accurately correspond to the diversity of the entire gender rainbow. We tried to distract you from political realities by using fairy tales – not realizing the hurt that would cause to those that identify as fairies. We worked to cover up statues of historical figures that offended you, but sometimes we did it with white sheets. And that was wrong.
  • Border Rally Brawl: Deputies accused of slow response to rally violence (San Diego)

    12/18/2017 5:08:18 PM PST · by Libloather · 6 replies
    SAN DIEGO (NEWS 8) – Sheriff’s Deputies have been accused of being slow to break up a violent brawl that broke out at a border wall rally in Otay Mesa over the weekend. On Tuesday, both sides shared their stories with the Citizen’s Law Enforcement Review Board. After hearing both sides of the border wall protest, the Citizen Review Board will now consider arguments made about how well deputies broke up the violence. “When he [border wall supporter] punched me in the cheek, the plastic broke and lacerated my face,” he said.
  • Saturday Snickers

    12/09/2017 3:52:43 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    email from a friend | 12/9/2017 | unknown
    Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling mistake...even a typo...can make your life hell.   I recently penned a short, Romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one small "e".  No problem you might say.   Not so!  This tiny error has caused me to seek police protection to enter my own house.   I wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her!”
  • Bored workers attempt to amuse themselves with a series of VERY creative pranks

    12/06/2017 7:40:59 AM PST · by mairdie · 28 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 6 December 2017 | Emily Chan
    Making it through the working day can feel like a struggle at times. And some bored employees have been trying to make their own fun in a bid to make the day go quicker. Hilarious photographs show workers trying to amuse themselves and others with their extremely creative pranks. While some seemed keen to do as little work as possible, others weren't fussed in putting in the extra effort - all in an attempt to raise a laugh...
  • Women and Estate Planning

    11/29/2017 5:18:46 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 3 replies
    funlovingfreeper | 11/29/2017 | unknown
    My buddy was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two things: • to learn how to invest his inheritance and, • to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll...
  • Dove Regrets Soap Ad Showing Black Woman Turning Into White Woman

    10/09/2017 4:59:23 PM PDT · by Bon mots · 48 replies
    Huffington Post ^ | October 9, 2017 | Rebecca Shapiro
    Dove has removed a Facebook ad that sparked outrage over the weekend for showcasing its body wash alongside a black woman who was shown pulling off her brown T-shirt to reveal a white woman wearing an ivory T-shirt. Screenshots of the ad went viral on social media after makeup artist and model Naomi Leann Blake posted them to her Facebook page on Friday.
  • These male jumping spiders evolved dance moves because the ladies ignore them

    10/05/2017 10:19:05 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 26 replies
    Popular Science ^ | Sara Chodosh
    This is the cutest that spider mating has ever been.You don’t often feel bad for spiders. But when a fuzzy, black-eyed jumping spider raises his green forearms into the air, wiggles his butt, and flashes his orange knees, only to have a lady spider literally turn around in the middle of his dance...what kind of monster doesn’t feel a pang of empathy? It doesn’t even matter that arachnids are unlikely to experience rejection and angst the way humans do—you feel for the little guy. It’s somehow worse once you know that male jumping spiders evolved this ability specifically to woo...
  • Black Student Group Loses It When They See Actual Africans on Campus

    10/03/2017 8:44:22 AM PDT · by Uncle Sam 911 · 65 replies
    conservativetribune.com ^ | 9/30/17 | Ben Arie
    Once in a while, a story comes along that is so ironic it needs this label in bold: “Not satire.” Liberals continue to look more like a parody every day. The progressive farce was just taken to a new level by black students at Cornell University, who are making sweeping demands after they realized that actual Africans from Africa are taking many student positions at the college. Yes, the race-obsessed busybodies at Cornell are in a panic because there is now too much diversity.
  • Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now’

    08/29/2017 9:37:20 AM PDT · by fungoking · 104 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 8/29/17 | Staff
    <p>HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.</p>
  • The Greatest Twitter Account Ever

    08/09/2017 5:40:55 AM PDT · by vannrox · 3 replies
    Taxicabdepressions ^ | 15FEB13 | Editorial staff
    The Greatest Twitter Account EverPosted: 15th February 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized 1 I was reluctant to get on Twitter… I’m really busy, and I just don’t have time to pay attention to the moronic missives of talentless rappers or some vapid celebutard’s most recent yeast infection. Seriously… if you aren’t banging Kim Kardashian, why would you give a rat’s ass about anything she has to say? But on the other hand, I find that I do like reading the tweets of other hacks… misery loves company, I suppose. But most of all, I enjoy Twitter accounts that...
  • Best video of Dean Martin & Foster Brooks

    07/28/2017 7:48:33 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 3 replies
    Foster as brain surgeon. Here is an airline pilot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XC3Hc-rAkk
  • Best Craigslist Ad Evah (Let's take a break Vanity)

    07/18/2017 3:21:58 PM PDT · by Eagles Field · 22 replies
    For sale: one early 80’s Craftsman riding lawn mower with an 11 horse power engine and 30″ mowing deck. Bottom line, this beast is a sick ride! In fact, I’d even say it’s the El Camino of yard whips. Just take a look at those sweet ass rims. So dope they look rented. #arethosedubs? Wait, is that a chicken in the background? Damn straight! Because the Craftsman riding lawn mower was considered the barnyard pimp of its day. Get yer yerrd on, fool! Is it fast? Ever heard of old school 3 on the tree? Well, this whip’s got 8...