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  • Science: A Religion Unto Itself

    08/12/2008 7:20:07 AM PDT · by William Tell 2 · 252 replies · 1,505+ views
    The Bulletin ^ | 08/12/2008 | Michael P. Tremoglie
    Science tried to purge other scientists who disagree with the establishment http://www.thebulletin.us/site/index.cfm?newsid=19904502&BRD=2737&PAG=461&dept_id=576361&rfi=8
  • Anti-Obama Democrat on Neal Cavoto today

    08/11/2008 8:24:00 PM PDT · by RDasher · 7 replies · 585+ views
    Posting new thread to News/Activism Title of Thread REQUIRED Anti-Obama Democrat on Neal Cavoto today Topics unknown: cavoto, democrat, obama, PUMA Comma-separated list of no more than 4 topics; or press "Choose" to select from list REQUIRED cavoto, obama, democrat, PUMA Keywords Comma-separated list of no more than 4 keywords cavoto, obama, democrat, PUMA Author Date Published Source The name of the source (example: The Washington Times) Source URL A web link to the original article Body of Thread is required HTML okay This is an excerpt. Body of Comment HTML okay I was clicking channels this afternoon (8/11) and...
  • Department of Zot, Corned Beef and Cabbage

    03/18/2007 12:45:31 AM PDT · by CCCPNEWS · 80 replies · 2,477+ views
    LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE TO SEE HOW THE FUNDS ALLOCATED FOR THE "WAR ON TERROR" ARE REALLY SPENT. THIS HOMELAND SECURITY WHISTLEBLOWER HAD HER HOUSE RAIDED WITH THE BLACKHAWK HELICOPTER AND A SWAT TEAM (WHICH HAS BEEN VIDEOTAPED - PARTIAL VIDEO OF THE HELICOPTER RAID IS ON THE WEBSITE), HAS BEEN PROSECUTED AND IMPRISONED ON FALSE CHARGES (TWICE) - VINDICATED AND DECLARED INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES BROUGHT FORTH BY THE GOVERNMENT (COURT DOCUMENTS AVAILABLE ON THE WEBSITE), SUBJECTED TO WARRANTLESS SEARCHES, WARRANTLESS SURVEILLANCE AND ALL KINDS OF HORRIBLE CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATIONS - ALL FOR DISCLOSING AGENCY'S FAILURES IN PROCESSING APPLICANTS FOR...
  • Isn't it time for American pride and action YET?

    09/20/2006 4:17:20 AM PDT · by Hookah Juice · 14 replies · 553+ views
    Where are the protests and outrage from the American people? They release these things to prove to their people that we are weak and will not defend ourselves. That emboldens their people and results in more combatants for us to deal with. We need a strong show of force. We are the biggest kid on the block and by God its time we started acting like it. WWII was not ended by diplomacy and political expediency. It takes guts to do the right thing in the face of overwhelming opinion. War is hell. Innocent people die. That has been the...
  • Defaults rise in California

    08/22/2006 8:16:02 AM PDT · by ex-Texan · 100 replies · 2,568+ views
    Central Valley Business Times ^ | 8/21/2006 | Staff Writers
    • Q2 jumps by 67 percent year over year • Buyers done in by ‘creative mortgages’ according to figures released Monday by Foreclosures.com, a Central Valley-based real estate investment advisory firm and publisher of foreclosure property information. "Year over year at the end of the second quarter of 2006, foreclosure activity in California has increased more than 67 percent," says Alexis McGee, president of Fair Oaks-based ForeclosureS.com. The once hot housing markets in Las Vegas and Phoenix are cooling off rapidly and defaults there are on the rise as well, she says. "Both Las Vegas and Phoenix were impacted by...
  • THE DOWNING OF TWA FLIGHT 800 Exclusive: Jack Cashill argues new investigation of '96 event ne

    06/22/2006 7:35:47 AM PDT · by drypowder · 159 replies · 2,980+ views
    World Net Daily ^ | June 22, 2006 | Jack Cashill
    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50736
  • RECOLONIZE THE MIDDLE EAST

    08/22/2006 1:02:24 AM PDT · by 20mm lib babies in city dumps · 25 replies · 600+ views
    08/22/2006 | John Wurts
    Perhaps it's time to recolonize the Middle East. If we get our NATO allies and Russia together with us on the same page and invade the entire Muslim Middle East and re-establish European run colonial governments, we could save a lot of money on oil and put an end to government sponsored terrorism. Together, this alliance would have 90% of the world's military might. Without the mother's milk of oil revenue, it will be far more difficult fot terrorists to obtain the financing for nuclear weapon development or purchase. Russia could administer Iran, France could administer Syria, Britain could administer...
  • Worried About GW's Poll Numbers?

    05/12/2006 12:58:14 PM PDT · by woodb01 · 20 replies · 1,207+ views
    NoDNC.com ^ | John Lillpop
    Thinking of Becoming a Liberal? JOHN W LILLPOP With George Bush’s approval ratings in crash-landing mode, distraught conservatives are anxiously searching for answers. The options? Move to Australia or commit suicide. Some really desperate folks are even thinking of becoming liberals! To those undecided between suicide and becoming a liberal, please consider the inconsistency and irrational thinking needed to embrace the liberal agenda: Rising gasoline prices are devastating to working Americans, but protecting obscure organisms at the bottom of the food chain is of greater concern. Which is why drilling for oil & adding refining capacity are unacceptable. Large...
  • MORFORD: Want to change the world? Make gas $10 a gallon.

    05/10/2006 7:54:36 AM PDT · by SmithL · 67 replies · 1,500+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 5/10/6 | Mark Morford
    No wait, not 6. To hell with that. Make it 10. Ten bucks a gallon, no matter what the going rate for a barrel of light, sweet crude. That would so completely, violently, brilliantly do it. Revolutionize the country. Firebomb our pungent stasis. Change everything. Don't you agree? Here's what we could do: Give gas discounts to cabdrivers (at least initially), metro transit systems and low-income folks, those who have to drive their busted-up '78 Honda Civics to their jobs scrubbing restaurant toilets and flipping burgers and vacuuming the residual cocaine from the seat cushions of numb SUV owners. Everyone...
  • Strangers Like George Bush

    03/28/2006 3:24:23 AM PST · by Brian_Baldwin · 82 replies · 1,489+ views
    opinion | 3/28/06 | brianbaldwin
    You may not understand now what I am going to say, which has to do with separation from, and separation of, family. But you very well will understand in your own time. The illegal aliens who are now so demanding, and who are now being given their demands. and for that reason will now demand much, much more - indeed everything, from you - they talk about how those who want to have the most basic laws, perhaps people like you who want the most basic laws because you want to protect your family, well, people like you are told...
  • Is Bacterial Resistance to Antibiotics an Appropriate Example of Evolutionary Change?

    03/05/2006 9:30:31 PM PST · by DaveLoneRanger · 213 replies · 2,581+ views
    Creation Research Society ^ | March 2005 | Kevin L. Anderson
    Evolutionists frequently point to the development of antibiotic resistance by bacteria as a demonstration of evolutionary change. However, molecular analysis of the genetic events that lead to antibiotic resistance do not support this common assumption. Many bacteria become resistant by acquiring genes from plasmids or transposons via horizontal gene transfer. Horizontal transfer, though, does not account for the origin of resistance genes, only their spread among bacteria. Mutations, on the other hand, can potentially account for the origin of antibiotic resistance within the bacterial world, but involve mutational processes that are contrary to the predictions of evolution. Instead, such mutations...
  • Mahdaviat in the light of sayings of ImamanaAS

    01/10/2006 9:51:26 AM PST · by robowombat · 5 replies · 265+ views
    'Safina-e Fikr-o-Nazar' ^ | Hazrat Muhammad Nooruddin Arabi Saheb
    Mahdaviat in the light of sayings of ImamanaAS By Hazrat Muhammad Nooruddin Arabi Saheb (Translator's Note: This article appeared in the Urdu publication 'Safina-e Fikr-o-Nazar' and has been translated to English) To judge any religion, one has to investigate the sayings and actions of it's founder. Mazhabs: After Hazrat RasoolullahSLM departed from this world, differences arose in Islam and it was divided into numerous sects. Islam's two biggest sects Ahl-e-Sunnnat and Shia were themselves divided into many sects. When there was a decline in practice (Amal) by followers of Islam, the advent of Mahdi MawoodAS took place, as was forecasted...
  • I am an American, of Chinese ancestry, who moved here 3 years ago...

    11/03/2005 1:02:24 PM PST · by Iratus discipulus · 272 replies · 2,076+ views
    November 3, 2005 | A FED UP college student
    I am the odd loner in my community who enjoys hearing tales of our American founding fathers, our heroes and was always completely fascinated by the letter of Sullivan Ballou by the civil war, the human struggle for an ideal they, themselves perhaps know little of... I would not go into detail what promted me to write this, perhaps I needed a channel to spout out my intense discomfort after having to constantly listen to and deal with professors in my college and their utter hypocrisy. I Love this country, I love it personally. I love the people; I love...
  • INDICTMENT BLEAKING NOOSE-ROVE, LIBBY OFF, PODESTA FROGMARCH, FITZ FREEPS! (vanity, like MSM 'news')

    10/26/2005 9:10:32 AM PDT · by The Spirit Of Allegiance · 108 replies · 3,620+ views
    little birdie | 10/26/3005 | self
    NOT NECESSARILY THE (BREAKING) NEWS ... Please feel free to join in prayer for the protection of those serving our Country in the White House, in Iraq and elsewhere. And if you have any schadenfreude comments, well, you DO have the First Amendment. But the totalitarians are working on this problem. Meanwhile, John Podesta had no comment. Had to borrow that image, TiredofLaundry ;^)
  • Scientific conference falls for gibberish prank

    04/15/2005 6:40:12 AM PDT · by bedolido · 33 replies · 1,246+ views
    ABC ^ | 04/15/2005 | Reuters
    A bunch of computer-generated gibberish masquerading as an academic paper has been accepted at a scientific conference in a victory for pranksters at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). Jeremy Stribling said that he and two fellow MIT graduate students questioned the standards of some academic conferences, so they wrote a computer program to generate research papers complete with nonsensical text, charts and diagrams. The trio submitted two of the randomly assembled papers to the World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics (WMSCI), scheduled to be held July 10-13 in Orlando, Florida. To their surprise, one of the papers -...
  • Apocalyptic Totalitarianism [Parody or Academic Gibberish?]

    01/31/2004 10:27:24 AM PST · by aculeus · 11 replies · 115+ views
    ctheory.net (via Butterflies and Wheels) ^ | 1/29/2003 | Mark Featherstone
    Nazi Psychoanalysis: Volume I: Only Psychoanalysis Won the War. Laurence A. Rickels. University of Minnesota Press, 2002. After recent critiques of global totality [1], Laurence Rickels reminds us that the will to domination has always been the pathological truth of the modern psyche. In this respect his Nazi Psychoanalysis [2] is particularly timely because it seeks to historicise the contemporary problem of post-modern fundamentalism through an analysis of the psycho-social organisation of the totalitarian psyche. Akin to authors such as Heidegger [3], Arendt [4], and the Frankfurters, Adorno [5], Horkheimer [6], and Marcuse [7], Rickels is critical of the nightmare...
  • The Truth Got Arnett Fired VIEW FROM THE LEFT

    04/07/2003 8:16:21 AM PDT · by GrandMoM · 53 replies · 223+ views
    SFGate.com ^ | 04/07/03 | Harley Sorensin
    <p>Mr. Dooley was a character invented by Finley Peter Dunne, a satirist who lived from 1867 to 1936.</p> <p>In his 1902 book, "Observations by Mr. Dooley," Dunne wrote about the role of the newspaper, and in the process he unintentionally produced the creed of many American journalists, myself included.</p>
  • Greying the Societal Zebra [Dumbest college paper article EVER?]

    04/04/2003 9:45:45 AM PST · by bourbon · 35 replies · 279+ views
    Kansas State Collegian ^ | 04/03/03 | Zach Hauser
    Column: Greying the Societal Zebra Everyday life losing clear distinctions, constantly gaining contradictions Published on Thursday, April 3, 2003 Illustration by Adam Hayes/Collegian Zach Hauser Kansas State Collegian If you commit a crime, there is a set punishment. When you read a book in English, you read from left to right. It is as straightforward and as black and white as the pages and ink with which it is printed. But that is where the buck stops, consistency vanishes and common sense becomes quite uncommon. In a society where our foundation is built on black and white, where according to...
  • North Korea Real Victim (Jaw Dislocating Projectile Vomiting Alert)

    01/20/2003 9:41:31 AM PST · by fourdeuce82d · 12 replies · 164+ views
    Japan Times ^ | 10 Jan. '03 | Gregory Clark
    Pyongyang is the real victim By GREGORY CLARK Western and Japanese reactions to North Korea's recent nuclear activities and warnings have been strange. Pyongyang makes it clear that its main aim is to get a nonaggression treaty with the United States and to revive the dialogue for normalization of relations that was promised in 1994. In that year Pyongyang agreed to mothball its plans for a plutonium-based nuclear-power facility, in exchange for the dialogue and for U.S. cooperation in providing a light-water reactor-based nuclear-power facility. U.S. foot-dragging on both issues, especially since the arrival of the Bush administration, would normally...
  • Text of Saddam Hussein's speech

    07/18/2002 11:07:01 PM PDT · by HAL9000 · 7 replies · 216+ views
    The Guardian ^ | Thursday July 18, 2002 | Saddam Hussein
    Speech of President Saddam Hussein on the occasion of the 34th anniversary of the July revolution In the name of God Most Compassionate, Most Merciful "Our Lord! Condemn us not if we forget or fall into error; our Lord! Lay not on us a burden like that which Thou didst lay on those before us; our Lord! lay not on us a burden greater than we have strength to bear. Blot out our sins, and grant us forgiveness. Have mercy on us. Thou art our Protector; help us to triumph over those who stand against the Faith." God's words are...