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  • Get your goat: Cabrito, chevreau or capretto -- it's another red meat

    08/21/2008 4:55:30 AM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 20 replies · 387+ views
    Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | August 21, 2008 | Marlene Parrish
    What's for supper? I'm guessing the animal protein in the center of the plate tonight is one of these four-letter words: beef, lamb, pork, fowl, fish, veal or, on hunters' tables, deer. But is anybody serving goat? Some day soon you might. Goat is on its way to becoming a common menu option. Another red meat. Goat is beloved by Latino, Middle Eastern and Italian cooks but is not well known to most Americans. Those who haven't grown up with goat on the table may turn up their noses, imagining a smelly, scruffy animal, a lower-class member of barnyard society....
  • Latest ritual goat massacre baffles police

    08/07/2008 6:29:45 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 46 replies · 285+ views ^ | 07/10/2008 | Robbyn Brook
    FORT WALTON BEACH - It's happened again. A Fort Walton Beach police officer found a sixth decapitated pygmy goat early Wednesday at the intersection of Holmes Boulevard and Memorial Drive. "This animal had been killed very close to the time it was put on the ground," said Dee Thompson, director of animal services for the Panhandle Animal Welfare Society. Thompson said feces were found at the scene, which is common when an animal dies. She also said the preservation of the crime scene leads her to believe the officer happened up on the black and white goat relatively soon after...
  • A Friday Morning Joke Break

    07/25/2008 5:20:44 AM PDT · by econjack · 7 replies · 144+ views
    Unknown | July 24, 2008 | Unknown
    A guy is walking in a field and notices a 15' hole in the ground. He walks to the edge, looks in, but can't see the bottom. He looks around and sees a small rock, which he tosses into the hole. He cocks his head to the left and listens... Nothing. He looks around again, sees a small boulder, lifts it up and carries it to the edge of the hole and tosses it in. He tilts his head and listens... Nothing. He looks around a third times, spies a huge railroad tie nearby. He struggles to drag it to...
  • Bulgarian farmer swaps wife for goat

    04/11/2008 7:28:55 AM PDT · by PGR88 · 36 replies · 505+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | April 11, 2008 | The Telegraph UK
    A luckless Bulgarian farmer who was been married three times has decided to try his hand at marriage one last time - with a goat. Stoil Panayotov exchanged his third wife with Elena the eight-year-old goat at a livestock market in March - because she couldn't provide him with a child. The extraordinary deal was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv, central Bulgaria. advertisement"The day before a friend told me that he has had no luck with women and that he really liked my wife," says the 54-year-old. "The deal was reached when...
  • UK Military Ends Testing on Goats

    02/06/2008 3:23:12 PM PST · by SmithL · 10 replies · 130+ views
    AP via SFGate ^ | 2/6/8 | RAPHAEL G. SATTER, Associated Press Writer
    LONDON, United Kingdom (AP) -- The British military said Wednesday it will no longer use goats in experiments to gauge the risks of evacuating a submerged submarine. The tests, conducted for years by the Ministry of Defense, involved herding the animals into a special chamber and then drastically changing the air pressure. Defense minister Derek Twigg said the tests, which were suspended in March 2007, had provided valuable safety information to submarine crews. But a review concluded that no more experiments were needed, though the military said in a statement it could revisit the issue. The tests were meant to...
  • Al Qaeda Musical Jihad 2 (vanity: funny video)

    12/13/2007 4:08:44 PM PST · by Sender · 5 replies · 142+ views
    YouTube/Letterman Show ^ | 12/07/2007 | Worldwide Pants, Inc
    Video is less than a minute long, well worth the time to watch.
  • Cheese whizzes: We're reinventing the wheel - it's the American whey

    10/25/2007 1:18:22 PM PDT · by T-Bird45 · 40 replies · 148+ views
    Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 10/25/07 | Don Russell
    SPEAKING AS a guy who grew up on Velveeta and Stroehmann's, it comes as a bit of a surprise that American cheese these days means more than just petroleum-based yellow stuff wrapped in cellophane. Indeed, I think Jeffrey Roberts was compelled to name his book, "The Atlas of American Artisan Cheese" (Chelsea Green Publishing, $35), just so a yutz like me wouldn't think he'd devoted his life's work to the wonders of Kraft Monterey Jack. It turns out, American cheese makers are now holding their own against even les fromageries of France. From ripe brie to moldy blue, they're producing...
  • Goat eats 10,000 Euros

    08/16/2007 1:47:56 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 18 replies · 373+ views ^ | 08/16/2007 | Staff
    A German farmer lost 10,000 Euros when it was eaten by his goat. But he got it back after having a vet carry out emergency surgery to recover the cash. Martin Radlberger, 34, from Rosenheim in Germany left the 100 Euro notes that he planned to use to buy a tractor on the kitchen table when he went to answer the phone. But when he returned he saw his nanny goat Steffi just finishing off the last crisp new note. He said: "I know I shouldn't have left the cash on the table, but I was only gone for five...
  • Goat Wrangling

    08/01/2007 9:20:41 AM PDT · by Lokibob · 13 replies · 315+ views
    Vanity | 1 Aug 07 | Vanity
    A couple of months ago, my neighbor, the bishop, started talking about a goat for a lawn mower. Having known him for 15 years, I knew it was inevitable.Last Saturday, the inevitable came true, he decided to “goat sit” a goat while the goats owners were out of town.Since I have no common sense, I tell him about my experience with goats in Vietnam.In Vietnam, my section had 2 goats, Bonnie and Clyde. Goats are the nastiest animals on the planet. I told the bishop about how I would walk by Clyde, and he would try to butt me, rearing...
  • Livestock, not talk radio, gets Lott’s goat

    06/21/2007 9:24:16 PM PDT · by do the dhue · 35 replies · 1,122+ views ^ | June 21, 2007 | Daphne Retter
    Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) gets that talk radio hosts are angry with him, but he wants to set a couple of things straight: He’s not hiding, and he still doesn’t like that fence. Lott told a scrum of reporters on June 14 that “talk radio is running America — we have to deal with that problem,” adding that the troublemakers who are overwhelmingly opposed to the immigration legislation “don’t even know what’s in the bill.” Now they’re really mad. “The people that he’s actually complaining and whining about now are the ones that tried to defend him when everybody else...
  • Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death

    05/04/2007 7:34:50 AM PDT · by bedolido · 8 replies · 421+ views ^ | 05-04-2007 | staff writer
    A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag. Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose. A court ordered him to marry the beast "to save her honour" after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night. Mr Tombe and Rose are believed to have lived happily ever after until her life was cruelly cut short.
  • Anna Nicole Smith, The Investigation

    03/09/2007 8:53:08 PM PST · by mom4kittys · 20,470 replies · 254,993+ views
  • Swedish Christmas goat survives attack

    12/15/2006 6:03:52 PM PST · by indcons · 24 replies · 779+ views
    AP/Yahoo News ^ | Fri Dec 15 | AP/Yahoo News
    STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Vandals tried to set fire to a giant straw goat in central Sweden but failed to burn down the traditional Christmas monument, which has been soaked with flame-resistant chemicals, officials said Friday. The overnight raid was the season's first attack on the 43-foot-high Christmas goat in the city of Gavle, 90 miles north of Stockholm. The goat has been burned down more than 20 times in the last 40 years in what has become a yule tradition. "Somebody tried to set fire to the right front leg, but the flame-resistant chemical worked 100 percent," said Kurt Lagerholm,...
  • What to get for the person who has everything: a goat

    12/09/2006 2:43:58 AM PST · by qlangley · 5 replies · 827+ views ^ | 06 December 2006 | Quentin Langley
    Dateline 06 December 2006 As we turn our attention to buying presents for friends and relatives the age-old problem arises. Everyone except John Kerry’s wife knows at least one person who is richer than they are. How do you buy a present for someone who has everything they might want, except for a handful of things that are out of your price range? The answer is simple: buy them a goat. I am guessing here, but probably your friend does not have a goat already, but if so, buy them another. You can never have too many goats. I should...
  • Saudi men hold competition for "Best Looking Goat" (Presumably THIS is not the winner)

    11/06/2006 11:34:13 AM PST · by dead · 63 replies · 2,031+ views
    Saudi men look at a deformed goat during a competition and auction for the best looking and rarest goats in Riyadh on Saturday. Photo: AFP
  • Iraq Still Manages to Shock (Audio clip: Farmers murdered for failing to diaper their goats)

    08/13/2006 12:38:11 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 10 replies · 727+ views
    NPR, All things considered ^ | 08-06-2006 | John Hendren
    Partial transcript available on the Ace of Spades Blog: ". . . shepherds in the rural western Baghdad neighborhood of Gazalea have recently been murdered, according to locals, for failing to diaper their goats. You see, strict sharia compliance has made it terribly sexually provactive to leave the goats naked."
  • Mascot demoted for acting the goat on parade

    06/24/2006 11:03:35 PM PDT · by sully777 · 16 replies · 1,176+ views
    Reuters ^ | Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:32am ET
    NICOSIA (Reuters) - The six-year-old mascot for a British army battalion has been demoted in disgrace for acting the goat during a parade in full view of dignitaries. Billy Goat has been a mascot of the First Battalion, the Royal Welsh regiment, since he was six months old and had the official rank of lance-corporal before his frisky antics during a parade marking Queen Elizabeth's official birthday earlier this month. The army said he had been demoted to fusilier (private) as a result of his behavior. "The goat major had a hard time keeping him in line, he was bouncing...
  • Mascot demoted for acting the goat on parade

    06/24/2006 12:54:14 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 31 replies · 1,260+ views
    Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 6/24/06 | Reuters
    NICOSIA (Reuters) - The six-year-old mascot for a British army battalion has been demoted in disgrace for acting the goat during a parade in full view of dignitaries. Billy Goat has been a mascot of the First Battalion, the Royal Welsh regiment, since he was six months old and had the official rank of lance-corporal before his frisky antics during a parade marking Queen Elizabeth's official birthday earlier this month. The army said he had been demoted to fusilier (private) as a result of his behavior. "The goat major had a hard time keeping him in line, he was bouncing...
  • Police Probe Bizarre Goat Head Display

    05/30/2006 3:03:16 PM PDT · by woofie · 53 replies · 1,055+ views
    breitbart. ^ | 5/30/06
    TORRINGTON, Conn. Police are investigating a bizarre discovery involving severed goat heads, put on display at the end of a driveway. Last week, police found two severed goat heads, a coconut and a pentagram drawn in chalk in a driveway of a home, police Lt. Francis Balzano said. "We're not saying this is illegal," Balzano said. "We would just like to know what it means." Police do not know if the incident was some kind of ritual, practical joke or a crime. Balzano said police find such combinations a couple times a year, usually in wooded areas. "This is an...
  • Goat rams his way into Plano elementary (thick-headed, but not Patrick Kennedy. No kid-ing)

    05/04/2006 9:29:06 PM PDT · by Diddle E. Squat · 23 replies · 453+ views
    WFAA-TV ^ | 5/3/06 | STEVE STOLER
    PLANO — An unexpected visitor suddenly showed up at a Plano elementary school and broke inside. All was quiet at Hickey Elementary Sunday until a surveillance camera caught images of a goat on the premises butting heads with a glass door. "Being a male goat, they're kind of territorial," said Jim Dunlap, PISD outdoor learning center. "If they see another male goat, they will try to establish some sort of domain and they will butt heads." The goat's horns rammed into the glass more than two dozen times until he broke through the glass. Dunlap said he believes the goat...
  • Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan

    02/26/2006 12:27:00 AM PST · by grey_whiskers · 33 replies · 1,880+ views
    The Sudan Tribune ^ | 2-25-2006 | unknown
    Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife . Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged...
  • Deputy uses Taser to stop bullying goat

    01/27/2006 1:26:19 PM PST · by aomagrat · 5 replies · 290+ views
    The State ^ | 27 January 2006 | The State
    ROUND O, SC - A normally pleasant billy goat turned gruff and, for his troubles, was zapped three times with a Taser gun. Dodge the billy goat snapped a leash and charged at Dawn Pinette, knocking her to the ground Wednesday in this community about 35 miles west of Charleston. "All I could do was grab his horns and scream bloody murder," Pinette, 38, said. Her daughter called police and Colleton County Deputy Jeff Scott arrived to try to help Pinette up. But the goat bullied his way in and the deputy used his Taser. At first, Pinette thought the...
  • Sisters run goat farm’s new soap-making venture [For people and dogs]

    01/11/2006 6:01:23 PM PST · by SJackson · 15 replies · 522+ views
    Country Today ^ | 1-11-06 | Judy Brown
    CHILTON — Larry and Clara Hedrich purchased a farm in 1978, figuring it would be a great place to raise kids. As it turned out, the farm also was a decent place to raise their children and for their children to spawn a new business. The Calumet County couple began commercial goat milk production about 10 years ago at their children’s urging, and it’s led to a soap-making business led by two of their daughters. “Two goats and two peacocks came with the farm,” Mrs. Hedrich said. “We’ve done beef, sheep and hogs, but goats have worked out the best...
  • Israeli goat fights terror

    01/08/2006 4:10:56 PM PST · by Alouette · 50 replies · 920+ views
    YNet News ^ | Jan. 8, 2006 | Zvi Alush
    Explosive-sniffing dogs cannot be used in Muslim countries; Israeli trains goat instead Anti-terror goat: It may sound like a prank, but 29-year-old dog trainer Geva Zin from Kibbutz Lahav in the south is in fact training a goat to detect explosives, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Sunday. Zin is trying to solve a problem that has been troubling IDF soldiers and American fighters in Iraq: How to detect explosive materials hidden on one's body, as in the case when dealing with suicide bombers. Explosive-sniffing dogs may be the obvious solution, yet using a dog in Muslim societies would be...
  • The Goat That Could...and Did

    12/26/2005 11:08:25 PM PST · by grey_whiskers · 11 replies · 1,044+ views ^ | Dec. 25, 2005 | "David"
    A billy goat did some rough, instant justice to the President when his motorcade stopped to refuel en-route to the eastern resorts of Nyanga. The president, popularly known as Bob got out to stretch his legs, and speak to a couple locals. He was holding a bottle of water, when a Billy goat developed a profound interest and chose to pursue it. Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel.
  • Weird ritual of the burning goat (Christmas goat)

    12/04/2005 9:06:06 AM PST · by minus_273 · 25 replies · 654+ views
    BBCnews ^ | 12/4/05 | bbc
    A giant straw goat erected every year in a Swedish town to mark the festive season has been burned down - again. Police in the town of Gavle said the 13-metre (43 ft) high billy goat has been set on fire so often it has almost become a Christmas ritual. It was the 22nd time it has gone up in smoke since the town, north of Stockholm, began the tradition in 1966. Two men were seen running from the blaze, one of whom was disguised as Father Christmas, said police.
  • Please Don't Eat the Ballots (electing animals as honorary mayors)

    11/30/2005 12:04:19 PM PST · by Simmy2.5 · 3 replies · 262+ views
    LA Times ^ | November 30, 2005 | By Ashley Powers, Times Staff Writer
    NZA, Calif. — Opie the goat charmed his way out of the slaughterhouse, but he wasn't as nimble in the gruff world of desert politics. The goat was named honorary mayor of this rural Riverside County town after drumming up more money for charity than anybody else. But like any office-holder, he wasn't without enemies. Local business leaders, fearing that Opie made the more than 5,000 townsfolk look like yokels, decided he had to go. Opie's supporters kicked back, and the ensuing fracas divided the growing town.
  • DFU SONG: The Love Boat (oh my......Abdul thanks Allah for his love goat)

    08/24/2005 10:28:26 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 13 replies · 548+ views
    DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - LOVE BOAT Love's exciting with her...she's the best...our love is so pure Some mullahs say our just isn't right...but we will get it on tonight My love goat...camels are so, they are so passe My love and her do it in every way I've been so blessed by Allah when he brought her here that day Yes, our something to see She puts on...burqas just for me She's certainly more cute than Garofalo Try her once and let your love flow My love goat...camels are so, they are so passe My love and...
  • Goat crowned King of Ireland at ancient festival

    08/10/2005 12:48:28 PM PDT · by LibWhacker · 30 replies · 677+ views
    Yahoo | Reuters ^ | 8/10/05 | Kevin Smith
    DUBLIN (Reuters) - A wild mountain goat was crowned King of Ireland on Wednesday in an ancient annual ritual whose origins are lost in the mists of history. For three days, Charlie, a grey male goat with brown trimmings, will reign over this year's Puck Fair -- one of Ireland's oldest and best-loved street festivals -- in Killorglin, in the southwestern county of Kerry. "Nobody really knows how it came about or when," said Jean Kearney, a spokeswoman for the festival, which is expected this year to attract more than 100,000 visitors for a marathon of music, drinking and dancing....
  • 4 held in goat-for-coke scheme

    06/15/2005 2:51:46 PM PDT · by WestVirginiaRebel · 32 replies · 614+ views ^ | 06-15-05 | WestVirginiaRebel
    Four men were ordered to stand trial in the theft and butchering of a pet pygmy goat, allegedly so its meat could be traded for crack cocaine or money.James W. Albright, 37, Gilbert W. Fisch, 38, Charles W. Smith, 48, and Charles W. Smith Jr., 20, all of Connellsville, were held on theft, cruelty to animals and related charges yesterday.
  • DFU SONG: A White Sportcoat and a Pink Carnation (would you do a Code Pink commie or a goat?)

    03/30/2005 8:06:55 PM PST · by doug from upland · 15 replies · 909+ views
    DFU SONGS | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - A WHITE SPORTCOAT A mountain goat or a Code Pink commie...this choice may fill you with dread If at gunpoint you're forced into choosing...which one of those would you bed? One smells awful as can be...and will lie in its own pee And the other is kept is a 4-legged friend A mountain goat or a Code Pink commie...the thought should make you sick A mountain goat or a Code Pink commie...each one has gross facial hair A terrorist would make his choice quickly...Medea he could not bear One smells awful as can be...and will lie...
  • Goat, Baby Rhino Make Odd Couple (Goat 'adopts' baby rhino...Warning! Extreme Cuteness Alert!)

    03/03/2005 1:06:07 PM PST · by Stoat · 42 replies · 3,099+ views
    NBC 5 ^ | March 2, 2005
    Goat, Baby Rhino Make Odd Couple Rhino's Mother Killed By Poachers   POSTED: 7:15 am CST March 2, 2005 UPDATED: 7:19 am CST March 2, 2005  KRUGERSDORP, South Africa -- An adult goat at a nature preserve has adopted a baby rhinoceros whose mother was killed by poachers. FeedRoom [AD] Goat Adopts Baby Rhino     Keepers at the preserve, which is 30 minutes northwest of Johannesburg, said that when the baby rhino arrived, he was lost until he spied a goat through the fence on a neighboring farm.   The goat came up to the rhino and they...
  • French goat confirmed with 'mad cow' disease in disturbing world first

    01/28/2005 8:18:51 AM PST · by LibWhacker · 54 replies · 995+ views
    A goat slaughtered in France in 2002 has tested positive for "mad cow" disease, French and EU officials said, announcing the first case in the world of an animal other than a bovine coming down with the fatal illness that can be transmitted to humans. The discovery of the disease -- known scientifically as bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) in cows -- is a disturbing sign that it can cross over to other species used for human consumption. The presence of BSE in other animals had been viewed as theoretically possible but has never previously been detected. BSE has been linked...
  • Goat is a popular gift with Britons (I just post it... have no idea why)

    12/27/2004 1:25:48 PM PST · by bedolido · 13 replies · 434+ views
    Tri-City Herald ^ | 12/23/2004 | Associated Press
    LONDON (AP) - It's hairy and smells and will butt you, given half a chance. But the humble goat is one of Britain's most popular Christmas presents, with several charities offering the chance to do something for others by buying one of the animals for an impoverished family in the developing world. The Catholic Agency for Overseas Development, or Cafod, said Thursday that in the past five weeks donors paid for 13,000 of the creatures at 25 pounds (US$47, euro37) each; the beasts will go to poor families in Eritrea, Kenya and southern Sudan in Africa. "I think people like...
  • Julbocken - LIVE!

    11/25/2004 11:45:56 PM PST · by prisoner6 · 13 replies · 2,802+ views
    Gavlebocken ^ | 11/26/04 | NA
    Looking for a net timewaster in the ealry morning hours as the holiday season in the US gets underway Watch the Good Folk of Gavle Sweden build the several story high GAVLEBOCKEN - aka Christmas Goat - LIVE via webcam here: GAVLEBOCKEN It's a cool tradition I enjoy every year! HURRY THOUGH! It often gets burned to the ground, sometimes BEFORE Christmas! A couple of years ago an American got into BIG trouble when after imbibing a bit too much he went to see The Goat and thought it was SUPPOSED to burn. Spent some time in the pokey IIRC.
  • Two men charged in goat mauling

    10/15/2004 7:42:47 AM PDT · by TonyWojo · 13 replies · 604+ views
    Naples Daily News ^ | October 15, 2004 | CHRIS W. COLBY
    Two Ochopee men are charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty for their part in the mauling of a goat by a panther roaming loose near their campground in rural eastern Collier County. Jack Shealy and Richard Scholle could face up to a year in jail if convicted of conspiracy to commit animal cruelty. State Attorney's Office spokeswoman Chere Avery said the two were charged officially in Collier County Court on Thursday, although they won't be arrested. They'll simply receive a summons to appear in court. Avery said charges against a third man, Jan Michael Jacobson, director of the Everglades Institute, could...
  • "Its the Candidate, Stupid!"

    08/31/2004 9:39:48 PM PDT · by Notwithstanding · 16 replies · 548+ views
    vanity ^ | sep 01 2004 | vanity
    Motto seen here at FR. You don't even have to look at the policies. Kerry just can't measure up to W. And the implosion was coming all along - it was just a matter of time.
  • What about "Lets Roll!"

    08/31/2004 11:23:10 AM PDT · by LifeTrek · 9 replies · 853+ views
    Honing The Passage ^ | August 31, 2004 | David K. Kittel
    How Many Minutes? Lets Roll! Wow - just sat there doing nothing! Should have jumped up and ran out of the room - except he couldn't because HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR! Yep, FDR sat there silent for 18 minutes after the Pearl Harbor attack unable to function. More then twice the time President Bush took to act and not quite half the time Kerry claimed (40 minutes according to his reports!) Check it out - Michelle Malkin. DKK
  • getting kerry's goat: john kerry lacks presidential temperament

    08/20/2004 9:26:27 PM PDT · by Mia T · 11 replies · 3,367+ views
    AP | 8.21.04 | Mia T
    getting kerry's goat john kerry lacks presidential temperamentWHY JOHN KERRY IS DANGEROUS FOR AMERICA by Mia T, 8.20.04 I do think that Senator Kerry losing his cool should not be an excuse for him to lash out at the president with false and baseless attacks. We've already said we weren't involved in any way in these ads. We've made that clear. White House spokesman Scott McClellan   Mr. McClellan needs to understand that John Kerry is not the type of leader who will sit and read 'My [sic] Pet Goat' to a group of second graders while America is...
  • Missing goat found in Austin

    08/16/2004 12:50:22 PM PDT · by Rakkasan1 · 28 replies · 593+ views
    AP/KAALTV ^ | 8-16-04 | AP
    At one point a police officer used his taser to try to subdue the goat. The device knocked the animal to the ground, but when the officer approached the goat it jumped up and ran away.
  • The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation..(I Too Was a Victim)

    05/05/2004 2:17:05 AM PDT · by Dallas59 · 14 replies · 665+ views
    The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation was created in 1982 by a small group that originally came together as a an informal support group for problems that were the result of traumatic experiences at petting zoos as children. This group realized that there were many others out there who were afraid to come forward with their horrific stories and wanted to find some way to help as many people as they could. The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation is the result of their dream.
  • DFU SONG: Horse With No Name (Hamas has a boss with no name)

    04/19/2004 10:40:26 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 4 replies · 235+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland MIDI - HORSE WITH NO NAME (in the section above the funny Clinton graphic) On the first day of his tenure...the Israeli's would lock and load The new leader was picked who'd take the reins He was set to hit the road The job posed some dangers like no other job Well, perhaps convenience stores The two before him had hit room temp And he knew they wanted more Hamas has a leader, he's the boss with no name He is scum, but he isn't insane In the desert, you've got to look overhead Hear "Incoming!" and you are...
  • (from the archives) DFU SONG: Hey There Lonely Goat (gay marriage song)

    03/03/2004 9:53:36 AM PST · by doug from upland · 22 replies · 270+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES archives | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    (from 4 years ago when Californians voted overwhelmingly for Prop. 22) MIDI - HEY THERE LONELY GIRL (musical intro) Hey there lonely goat, lonely goat Will you help defeat Prop. 22 Because lonely goat, lonely goat If we win, someday I’ll marry you Who’s to say what is perverse…right wing I curse It’s none of their concern Although I so enjoy your charms…in vacant barns You have a lot to learn Hey there lonely goat, lonely goat Will you help defeat Prop. 22 Because lonely goat, lonely goat If we win, someday I’ll marry you I have enjoyed it...
  • DFU SONG: Never My Love (never my goat)

    02/25/2004 8:52:25 AM PST · by doug from upland · 13 replies · 380+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-204 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland MIDI - NEVER MY LOVE (scroll down to Oldies section) You ask me if a liberal judge will stop me loving you Never my goat...never my goat You ask me if I'll have to hide the things that I do to you Never my goat...never my goat When I watch you munching grass, I see your little ______ (fill in the blank) And I lose...control...control You ask me if the San Fran mayor will tell us we can't be wed Never my goat...never my goat You ask me if John Kerry will keep you out of my bed Never...
  • Photo of the Year (Cub Collapse Spares No One)

    10/16/2003 7:15:41 AM PDT · by Rutles4Ever · 104 replies · 263+ views
    Chicago Tribune ^ | October 16, 2003 | The Cruel Hand of Fate
  • Apartment Tenant Kills Goats for Food

    10/10/2003 7:59:31 AM PDT · by rface · 50 replies · 301+ views
    AP / Las vegas Sun ^ | October 10, 2003 at 7:48:41 PDT | AP
    PAWTUCKET, R.I. (AP) - An apartment tenant has admitted he slaughtered two goats in the building in which he lives. Neighbors called police Wednesday after seeing Pedro Rodrigues lead the goats into the building's basement. The neighbors later found a pool of blood on the basement floor. Rodrigues told police he killed the goats, so a friend could cook them, the Times of Pawtucket reported. The 36-year-old said he slit their throats, and lay them on the floor to bleed out. Fearing that police may think he killed a person, Rodrigues had his friend produce the goat's carcasses. City law...
  • California Town Hires 500 Goats

    MILL VALLEY, Calif. (AP) -- Mill Valley's newest 500 employees work cheap, start early, stay late and never gripe about where their office is located. That's because the employees are all goats. Mill Valley hired the four-legged firefighters to gobble up tinder-dry brush and grass on four acres at the Edgewood Reservoir. "These are working goats," said Fire Battalion Chief Greg Moore, lauding the herd that went to work Tuesday. "They are environmentally friendly." The black, white and brown spotted goats will take 21 days to 30 days to eat the area clear of French broom, acacia, blackberry and dry...
  • Inhumane event [letter to the editor]

    04/21/2003 6:49:47 AM PDT · by boris · 15 replies · 550+ views
    Los Angeles Daily News ^ | 04-21-2003 | Mary Fishbach
    Inhumane event Re "Brief encounter" (April 13): Last Sunday's picture of two men forcing underwear on a goat for an event at the gay rodeo was unsettling at best. The gay community, known for its compassion and sensitivity, certainly did not display those attributes when they incorporated this inhumane event in the rodeo's schedule of entertainment. If you think this event was not cruelty to animals but merely innocent fun, think again. Forcing any living thing to partake in an unnatural and distressing act is abuse. In addition, the printing of this picture in the name of journalism only added...
  • Year of the Goat

    01/31/2003 8:53:54 PM PST · by NormsRevenge · 11 replies · 833+ views
    Yahoo News Photos ^ | 1/31/03 | AP
    Harry Potter & Putin

    12/27/2002 9:06:30 AM PST · by ConservativeMan55 · 103 replies · 593+ views
    The Washington Post. ^ | 12-27-02 | Reuters
    HOLLYWOOD, Florida (Reuters) - A company associated with a group that believes extraterrestrials created mankind claimed Friday that it had produced the first clone of a human being. The company, Clonaid, announced it had created a healthy baby girl who was a clone of the 31-year-old American woman who gave birth to her. No proof was provided for the claim. "I'm very very pleased to announce that the first baby clone is born," Clonaid director Brigitte Boisselier, a former research chemist in France, said at a news conference in Hollywood, north of Miami.