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  • Ron Paul Explores Presidentian run in 2008

    01/16/2007 7:15:40 AM PST · by rob777 · 67 replies · 1,338+ views
    Rep. Ron Paul has been hailed by many as the "only true conservative" left in the U.S. Congress, and he perhaps has one of the largest grassroots followings of any U.S. Representative. Rep. Paul has now formed an exploratory committee to seek the GOP nomination for President of the United States in 2008. There is an unconfirmed rumor around the net that he will tap Tom Tancredo to be his running mate. Some conservatives say this could be the "dream team." Both men have very large grassroots support and both oppose the third-world invasion of the United States. A paleolibertarian...
  • Shut Up and Sing: Movie Receipts $174,891 since opening 10/27/2006 (Dixie Chicks Bomb)

    11/12/2006 11:47:36 AM PST · by VA Voter · 71 replies · 4,389+ views
    BoxOfficeMoJo.com ^ | 11/12/2006
    Shut Up and Sing $174,891 10/27/2006
  • Shootings tarnishing New Orleans' image

    07/30/2006 6:37:13 PM PDT · by cjmae · 64 replies · 1,362+ views
    Shootings tarnishing New Orleans' image By MARY FOSTER, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 18 minutes ago NEW ORLEANS - Breakfasting on beignets in the French Quarter on a Sunday morning, Dorothy Washington was a tourism official's dream — she saw none of the scars that still mark most of New Orleans 11 months after Hurricane Katrina and she had heard nothing about six weekend shooting deaths. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060730/ap_on_re_us/new_orleans_shootings
  • Rumors of raid cancel (Cinco de Mayo) festivities

    05/05/2006 1:48:08 PM PDT · by dennisw · 173 replies · 2,194+ views
    tulsaworld. ^ | 5/5/2006 | By TOM DROEGE World Staff Writer
    Fears of federal authorities rounding up illegal immigrants also spur drops in attendance at churches. Fears of illegal immigration crackdowns in Tulsa have led to the cancellation of a major Cinco de Mayo festival this weekend as well as shrinking attendance at Hispanic churches. "The rumor is very strong about immigration (authorities) picking up people," said Blas Gaytan, coordinator of the Cinco de Mayo event at Expo Square. The rumors are unfounded, officials say, but the fear created by them is still affecting public gatherings. Anticipating weak attendance at the Cinco de Mayo event, Gaytan and Expo Square officials decided...
  • NBC's Gregory Eats Crow

    02/19/2006 5:14:27 PM PST · by wagglebee · 253 replies · 8,635+ views
    NewsMax ^ | 2/19/06 | NewsMax
    NBC White House correspondent David Gregory ate a little crow Sunday on this "Meet The Press," apologizing for his arrogant behavior during White House press briefings dealing with the shooting of a hunting companion by Vice President Cheney. Reacting to the storm of criticism leveled by the public at the Washington press corps for complaining that they were not told immediately about the incident, leaving the job of reporting it to a small-town Texas newspaper, Gregory apologized for his boorish behavior. "I think I made a mistake,” he told host Tim Russert. "I think it was inappropriate for me to...
  • Conyers Announces Hearings on "Spying" (Barf or LOL?)

    01/11/2006 5:43:16 AM PST · by elc · 23 replies · 339+ views
    Conyers Blog ^ | 1/10/06 | John Conyers
    Cross posted at Huffington Post Amid the scandal about the President’s secret spying on law abiding Americans, I asked Professor Harvard Law Professor Laurence Tribe, the most respected legal scholar when it comes to constitutional questions, for his opinion. You can read his entire letter to me in plain text in the extended entry below, but – as first reported by the Wall Street Journal – his analysis confirms my suspicions that this is an utterly lawless and unconstitutional act. My reading of his letter: from the perspective of legal scholarship, the Administration’s justifications don’t pass the laugh test. To...
  • The real Rove scandal: If you can't shoot the messenger, take aim at his wife.

    07/12/2005 3:31:58 PM PDT · by Crackingham · 159 replies · 3,070+ views
    LA Times ^ | July 12, 2005 | Robert Scheer
    That clearly was the intent of White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove in leaking to a reporter that former Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV's wife, Valerie Plame, was a CIA agent. To try to conceal the fact that the president had lied to the American public about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program, Rove attempted to destroy the credibility of two national security veterans and send an intimidating message to any other government officials preparing to publicly tell the truth. Rove's lawyer now says that Rove didn't break the law against naming covert agents because he didn't know...
  • PIG-HEADED GI SPURS RAGE ("Create a Pig With the Koran")

    06/18/2005 11:48:44 PM PDT · by Critical Bill · 42 replies · 2,495+ views
    nypost ^ | June 18, 2005 | AP
    An upstate Army Reserve recruit has upset his military superiors and the local Islamic community with a Web contest called "Create a Pig With the Koran." The contest involves using pages from the Muslim holy book to create papier-maché pigs. Jon Alvarez's site also gives links showing how to get a free copy of the Koran and how to make papier-maché.
  • New York Times Lowers Ad Revenue Outlook

    06/16/2005 2:20:02 PM PDT · by SmithL · 27 replies · 490+ views
    AP ^ | 6/16/5
    New York -- The New York Times Co. lowered its outlook for second-quarter advertising revenue on Thursday and predicted that earnings would come in below its year-ago results. The newspaper publisher, which also owns The Boston Globe and the International Herald Tribune, said advertising has improved over a year ago but continues to be "uneven" across categories. As a result, the company predicted that ad sales will grow by low to mid-single digits, instead of the mid-single digit growth previously forecast. "While advertising revenues in the second quarter have exhibited modest year-over-year improvement, the ad market remains uneven across categories...
  • Pepsico flipped off due to middle finger

    05/21/2005 1:04:44 AM PDT · by Brian Allen · 187 replies · 4,366+ views
    WorldNetDaily.com ^ | FRiday May 20 2005 | Joe Kovacs
    Rush Limbaugh sounds off on controversy as many urge boycotts, firing of president An apology by PepsiCo's president who likened the United States to a middle finger is apparently doing little to calm outrage caused by her remarks. In the wake of WorldNetDaily's coverage of Indra Nooyi's commencement speech to graduates at Columbia Business School in which she compared the U.S. to the middle finger with both positive and negative connotations, consumers are vowing to boycott the company, and the topic is being widely discussed on talk radio.
  • O'Reilly's Post-Election "Hemorrhage"

    05/07/2005 3:18:44 AM PDT · by Jay Howard Smith · 105 replies · 2,828+ views
    Mediabistro.com ^ | 06 May 2005
    O'Reilly's Post-Election "Hemorrhage" In response to this morning's post about Paula Zahn's ratings, a CNN insider says: "FNC should be less concerned with Zahn's performance and more concerned with the fact that O'Reilly continues to hemorrhage viewers month-over-month since October." Here are the monthly averages: October: 3,166,000 November: 3,080,000 December: 2,610,000 January: 2,478,000 February: 2,391,000 March: 2,320,000 April: 2,178,000 May-to-date: 2,096,000
  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 6,778+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • You're free as long as the dog doesn't say otherwise

    01/30/2005 6:04:29 PM PST · by raffish · 38 replies · 1,053+ views
    Lexington Herald-Leader ^ | January 25, 2005 | Stephen Henderson
    Supreme Court allows dog searches Drugs sniffed in car at traffic stop By Stephen Henderson KNIGHT RIDDER WASHINGTON BUREAU WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court gave police broader search powers yesterday, saying the Constitution doesn't protect motorists' vehicles from the "nosy" inquiries of drug-sniffing dogs during routine traffic stops. In a 6-2 ruling, the justices sided with Illinois state troopers who used a narcotics-detection dog to sniff around Roy Caballes' trunk after stopping him for speeding. Chief Justice William Rehnquist, sick with thyroid cancer, didn't take part in the case. It turned out that Caballes was transporting $250,000 in marijuana, which...
  • Confederate Flag (Prom Dress) UPDATE

    12/20/2004 3:09:38 PM PST · by DixieOklahoma · 107 replies · 18,923+ views
    SCV supports Jaqueline Duty Confederate Prom Dress Lawsuit to be filed in Federal court in Lexington, KY Press Release - December 17, 2004 - For Immediate Release This past May Jacqueline Duty, an attractive honor student in Russell, Kentucky, prepared to attend prom night wearing a special dress she had designed herself. It was a classically cut strapless sheath, ankle-length with a shallow slit on one side, and sewn completely out of beaded sequins. And it tastefully incorporated a symbol of her Southern heritage; a Confederate Battle Flag turned upwards so that the starry blue arms of the St. Andrew’s...
  • Surreal Life: CBS Airing of Bin Laden video caps bad week for Bush

    10/29/2004 9:32:36 PM PDT · by icecold · 80 replies · 2,151+ views
    CBS ^ | Oct. 29, 2004
    (CBS) By David Paul Kuhn, CBSNews.com chief political writer The airing of a tape of Osama bin Laden capped a week of bad news for President Bush that threatened to derail his candidacy in the final days of the presidential election.
  • SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO

    10/08/2004 7:29:50 PM PDT · by dts32041 · 178 replies · 10,651+ views
    Drudge ^ | 8 Oct 04 | Seap Penn
    SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO **Exclusive** October 6, 2004 To Trey Parker and Matt Stone, I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness. I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war,...
  • Detroit's plan for 'African Town' stirs racial tensions

    10/08/2004 5:14:56 AM PDT · by ClintonBeGone · 54 replies · 1,634+ views
    Washington Times ^ | 10/08/04 | Brian DeBose
    The Detroit City Council, in defiance of Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, likely will move forward with plans to create an "African Town" in the tradition of Chinatowns and Little Italys nationwide, even though the issue has turned into a racially divisive economic-development proposal. In July, the council resolved to build up a section of the city devoted to African and black American literature, cuisine and art, which Mr. Kilpatrick endorsed. He vetoed the resolution, however, when it became clear that the council's plan would allow only black businessmen and investors to use the $38 million earmarked for the project. Mr. Kilpatrick...
  • China: 4,000 corrupt officials bolt with US$50 billion

    08/21/2004 8:32:07 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 32 replies · 768+ views
    Xinhua ^ | 08/18/04 | N/A
    4,000 corrupt officials bolt with US$50 billion www.chinaview.cn 2004-08-18 15:26:02 BEIJING, Aug.18 (Xinhuanet) -- Researchers for the Ministry of Commerce estimate that about 4,000 corrupt officials who have fled China in the past two decades transferred US$50 billion out of the country. Many of the big cases involved dirty money being sent to overseas destinations through offshore finance centers. After being presented with the report, Premier Wen Jiabao ordered finance regulators to develop ways to deal with the problem, , reported Shenzhen Daily Tuesday, citing the Monday edition of Beijing's Evening Legal News as the source. Dr. Mei Xinyu, lead...
  • U.S. Jew Denied Entry Into Israel

    07/11/2004 7:47:59 PM PDT · by Pharmboy · 67 replies · 1,481+ views
    Associated Press ^ | Sunday, July 11, 2004 | DAN WALDMAN
    JERUSALEM -- A Jewish American was denied entry to Israel because she belongs to a pro-Palestinian group, her lawyer said Sunday -- a rare case of a Jew banned from the Jewish state. Jamie Spector, 32, a social worker from San Francisco, arrived in Israel on Saturday to protest the West Bank separation barrier Israel is constructing. She has been held in detention since defying the order to leave, said her lawyer, Yael Berda. The separation barrier was ruled illegal in an advisory opinion on Friday by the International Court of Justice in The Hague, Netherlands. Israel dismissed the nonbinding...
  • Drudge Fisks The Clinton Book Release. (Drudge Compares CNN coverage to Actual Sales..)

    06/23/2004 12:54:32 PM PDT · by .cnI redruM · 35 replies · 199+ views
    The Drudge Report ^ | 23 June 04 | Matt Drudge
    Clinton's Book Signings Draw Adoring Throngs in NYC... CNN: 'My Life' sets records... BUT... Sales slow in Florida... Stacks Left Untouched on Maryland Shore... SAN FRAN YAWN... Clinton book sales quiet in Arizona... Memoirs not on Houston's best seller list... Tome slow out of gate in Cincinnati... Not flying off shelves in Hudson Valley... Mixed reaction in Manitowoc... Mixed book sales in N.E. Georgia... Creates little hoopla in San Antonio... Not Selling in Shenandoah Valley... Book not so magical in Wichita Falls... Hoosiers react quietly to memoir... Just hype? asks Gainesville... Sales can't measure up to Harry or Hillary in...
  • EASY AS ABC (CNN Reporter Has a Hissy Fit)

    06/08/2004 12:29:19 AM PDT · by kattracks · 27 replies · 169+ views
    New York Post - Page Six ^ | 6/08/04 | Richard Jonson with Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson
    WHEN ABC News broke the sad news of Ronald Reagan's death Saturday afternoon, it sent its competitors into a frenzy. The press corps traveling with President Bush in Normandy first heard the news when ABC's White House reporter Terry Moran began doing a live report in their midst.
  • Gore says Penelas betrayed Democrats (Algore continues mad rants)

    06/05/2004 11:36:15 PM PDT · by RWR8189 · 89 replies · 188+ views
    The Miami Herald ^ | June 6, 2004 | Beth Reinhard
    Former Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore delivered a harsh message to Miami-Dade County Mayor Alex Penelas, three months before he faces a U.S. Senate primary. Former Vice President Al Gore, who lost the 2000 presidential election by 537 votes in Florida, on Saturday called Miami-Dade County Mayor Alex Penelas ``the single most treacherous and dishonest person I dealt with during the campaign anywhere in America.''The statement was e-mailed by a Gore spokesman in response to a Herald inquiry about Penelas's role in the 2000 campaign. Gore supporters say the vice president had counted on Penelas for a late boost in...
  • Paul Greenberg: Call Us Ishmael (Neo-Confederates and Arabs – brothers under the skin)

    05/25/2004 9:28:44 PM PDT · by quidnunc · 124 replies · 605+ views
    Tribune Media Services ^ | May 28, 2004 | Paul Greenberg
    Dear History Professor,It was wholly a pleasure to get your thoughtful letter, and read your response to my comparing the bitter remnants of the old Confederacy and the new terrorists of the Arab world. You seem to have thought this thing through. Yes, both old guards, Arab and Southern, represent a reaction against modernity and all its works — and both are heirs of a once great civilization that brought on its own ruin. Neither can come to terms with its own history. ("Forget, Hell!") As you note, "Both are/were led by cultured elites representing traditional, agrarian societies in which...
  • NEA doesn t show up in court; union fined $800,000 for intentional violations of state law

    07/01/2002 3:52:28 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 36 replies · 1,165+ views
    Evergreen Freedom Foundation ^ | 7-1-02 | Marsha Richards
    Contact: Marsha Richards, Communications Director (360) 956-3482 NEA doesn’t show up in court; union fined $800,000 for “intentional” violations of state law OLYMPIA, WA - A Thurston County Superior Court judge today fined the National Education Association (NEA) $800,000 plus legal fees for “intentional” violations of a Washington state law that prohibits the unauthorized use of agency fees* for political activity. The court also issued a permanent injunction barring the union from collecting agency fees from thousands of Washington state teachers. The default judgment comes after the NEA missed a court deadline last week to respond to a lawsuit brought...
  • New Element Discovered, Heaviest Known to Date!

    04/23/2002 9:38:54 AM PDT · by Free Vulcan · 9 replies · 436+ views
    Unknown ^ | Unknown | Unknown
    The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by chemists. The element, tentatively named Administratum, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However it does have: 1 neutron. 125 assistant neutrons 75 vice-neutrons 111 assistant vice-neutrons This gives it an atomic mass of 312. The 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratum is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every action with which it comes in contact. According to the discoverers, a...
  • DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (Mark Perkel gets busted) 3-12-02

    03/12/2002 5:58:51 PM PST · by doug from upland · 15 replies · 335+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - CAMP GRENADA -- scroll down middle column Hello dirtbag scum Marc Perkel#133;you've been busted#133;what a jerkel You think everything's fascistic#133;you have fans who are both stupid and simplistic You scream Dubya's unelected#133;you are looking so dejected What is Bartcop#133;what's the blather#133;it is truly where those who are insane gather From Australia you're returning#133;in Bush hatred, you are burning You are pudgy and quite scary#133;you should be the doughboy who works for Pillsbury You are wanted by Missouri#133;may you have a hanging jury Big mouth whackjob, we grow weary#133;you act like you've dropped more acid than did Leary...