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  • Vive Le Vibrancy! In France Muslims Will Assault You For Eating A Ham Sandwich

    06/22/2014 8:26:33 AM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 32 replies
    Blazing Cat Fur ^ | June 20, 2014
    Vive Le Vibrancy! In France Muslims Will Assault You For Eating A Ham Sandwich NB - Google Translate - The case seems absurd, but it is being treated with the utmost seriousness by the police from Reims (Marne). A 23 year old man filed a complaint on June 8, after being attacked, around 21:30 on a tram in the city by two strangers. They hit the victim repeatedly in the face because he was eating a ham sandwich. The two attackers, who claimed to be Muslims, said they were offended by the consumption of pork in their presence and so...
  • 40 percent of Twitter messages 'pointless babble': study

    08/17/2009 12:37:50 PM PDT · by Responsibility2nd · 66 replies · 1,414+ views
    Breitbart ^ | 08/17/2009
    Forty percent of the messages on Twitter are "pointless babble" along the lines of "I am eating a sandwich now," according to a study conducted by a US market research firm. Pear Analytics, based in San Antonio, Texas, said that it randomly sampled 2,000 messages from the public stream of Twitter and separated them into six categories. The categories were: news, spam, self-promotion, pointless babble, conversational and pass-along value. Pear said "pointless babble" accounted for 811 "tweets" or 40.55 percent of the total number of messages sampled. Conversational messages -- defined by Pear as tweets that go back and forth...
  • (Ronnie) Earle (Travis County DA) Announces Retirement

    12/14/2007 1:12:06 PM PST · by anymouse · 44 replies · 755+ views
    Austin American Spokesman ^ | Friday, December 14, 2007 | Laylan Copelin
    Candidates lining up to replace longtime Travis County district attorney. Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle, who has led that office since 1977, told his staff today that he will not seek re-election. He was expected to issue a statement later. Earle, 65, will serve the one year remaining on his term, but his retirement will end an era. "Is the district attorney's job an elective office?" Ken Oden, a former county attorney, once quipped about his friend's long tenure. Earle, a Democrat, might not be done with politics. By retiring, he would be available for a gubernatorial bid in...
  • Ronnie Earle, Travis Co. (TX) DA, Dances Naked With Other Men While Beating Cooked Chickens

    10/06/2007 4:13:53 PM PDT · by Clintonfatigued · 145 replies · 4,065+ views
    Red State ^ | October 6, 2007
    No, I'm NOT being metaphorical nor am I kidding. If I wasn't having so much fun laughing at Ronnie Earle, I might even wish that it weren't true. Evidently Travis County DA Ronnie Earle - who is once again back in the running for most politically-driven DA in the nation now that Mike Nifong has been disbarred - is involved in this New Age, "re-discover your masculinity" cult called the ManKind Project. That's according to the liberal Houston Press. And boy does this outfit sound scary. Forty men at a time strip down and do tribal dances and beat cooked...
  • Web Site Pits Ebert against Salty Sandwich

    05/23/2007 5:37:34 AM PDT · by CharlesWayneCT · 16 replies · 515+ views
    The Potomac News ^ | May 23, 2007 | LILLIAN KAFKA
    Web site pits Ebert against salty sandwich Move over Mickey Mouse, Ham Sandwich is working on a write-in campaign. Prince William area Republicans didn't offer a candidate for Commonwealth's Attorney this year, but that hasn't stopped a conservative write-in campaign for Hamilton "Ham" Sandwich, Esq. ... Regarding the candidate's qualifications, one local expert - Mary Ann Kauchak, food columnist for the Potomac News and Manassas Journal Messenger - said that a decent ham sandwich should be "good and smoky." "The Cuban sandwich is the hottest thing in the deli world, right now," Kauchak said. "I'm not really crazy about Virginia...
  • Ham Sandwich for PWC Commonwealth's Attorney

    05/21/2007 9:35:59 PM PDT · by CharlesWayneCT · 3 replies · 406+ views
    YouTube ^ | May 21, 2007 | JTR555
    Ham Sandwich (Candidate for PWC Attorney) has a commercial up on YouTube:
  • [Ham Sandwich] FOR PWC COMMONWEALTH’S ATTORNEY LAUNCHES WEB SITE; CHALLENGES EBERT TO DEBATES

    04/30/2007 12:16:31 PM PDT · by ReagansRaiders · 2 replies · 386+ views
    Ham Sandwich for Commonwealth's Attorney campaign web site ^ | 04/30/2007 | Ham Sandwich for Commonwealth's Attorney
    WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PWC COMMONWEALTH’S ATTORNEY LAUNCHES WEB SITE; CHALLENGES EBERT TO SERIES OF DEBATES PRINCE WILLIAM COUNTY, VA – Republican write-in candidate for Prince William County Commonwealth’s Attorney, Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq., has launched his new campaign web site. The site, located at http://www.votehamsandwich.com/, provides voters with background information on the candidate, his rationale for running, a critique of his opponent’s record of failure in the job, information on the write-in process and a list of endorsements among other items. Unlike the current office holder, Paul Ebert, whose campaign does not yet have a web site, Sandwich is...
  • Maine School Seeks to Punish Ham Sandwich Prankster

    04/26/2007 6:51:28 AM PDT · by Irontank · 59 replies · 2,583+ views
    John Birch Society ^ | April 25, 2007
    A thoughtless adolescent joke is being investigated by local police as a hate crime. If you need proof that hate crimes and state-run schools are two government projects that should never mix, look no further than Lewiston, Maine. According to the Maine Sun Journal, "On April 11, a white student placed a ham steak in a bag on a lunch table where Somali students were eating." The Somali students were Muslim and believe pork to be unclean. The offender, who is now being investigated as the perpetrator of a hate crime — albeit a calloused and thoughtless one — was...
  • Animal bordellos draw Norwegians

    11/22/2006 7:48:18 PM PST · by Bushwacker777 · 88 replies · 4,377+ views
    Aftonposten ^ | Sept. 14 | Morton Andersen
    "Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer. On the Internet Danish animal owners advertise openly that they offer sex with animals, without intervention from police or other authorities, Danish newspaper 24timer reports. In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex. The cost to the client varied from DKK 500-1,000 (USD 85-170). ... According to the 24timer report, Germans, Dutchmen, Swedes and Norwegians visit the Danish bordellos, and a web site...
  • DEMOCRATIC FASCISM [beware hillary clinton]

    11/07/2005 7:47:08 AM PST · by Mia T · 30 replies · 4,420+ views
    to the point news ^ | 11.04.05 | Jack Wheeler
    DEMOCRATIC FASCISM [beware hillary clinton] Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler Friday, 04 November 2005 Lying to a Grand Jury is a very serious crime. We know this because when Bill Clinton lied under oath to a Grand Jury, he was sentenced to 30 years in a federal penitentiary. His fellow Democrats, putting patriotism before party, all agreed that perjury and obstruction of justice were inexcusable violations of law, and that no one, not even the President of the United States, was "above the law." What's that? Bill Clinton willfully perjured himself and impeded the special prosecutor's investigation but got...
  • Delay Moves to Dismiss Charge

    10/03/2005 7:41:24 PM PDT · by frankjr · 17 replies · 1,261+ views
    PowerLine ^ | 10/3/05 | John Hinderaker
    Earlier today, Tom DeLay's lawyers moved to dismiss Ronnie Earle's conspiracy indictment on the ground that Texas's conspiracy statute had no application to the election laws until it was amended in 2003--subsequent to the 2002 election cycle that is the subject of the indictment. The Austin Statesman notes that the term of the grand jury that Earle used to indict DeLay expired last week, and the statute of limitation may have run in the meantime. DeLay's lawyer, Dick DeGuerin, adds an interesting observation: DeLay's lawyer Dick DeGuerin said "rumors are flying" that prosecutors were trying to find a sitting grand...
  • Targetting DeLay

    09/29/2005 11:05:34 AM PDT · by frankjr · 10 replies · 565+ views
    National Review ^ | 9/29/05 | editorial
    Following the indictment of House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, conservatives are left wondering what to make of the charges. The answer is simple. The charges are absurd and should be thrown out of court. Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle has charged DeLay with conspiracy to make a contribution to a political party in violation of the Texas Election Code. The alleged violation involved a money swap between the now-defunct Texans for a Republican Majority PAC (TRMPAC), which DeLay helped found but never managed, and the Republican National State Elections Committee (RNSEC). TRMPAC sent a check for $190,000 to RNSEC,...
  • Super Sleuth Prisoner Miraculously Finds Vindicating Evidence - In Jail

    09/26/2005 1:31:30 PM PDT · by joeclarke · 36 replies · 1,861+ views
    Akron Beacon Journal ^ | 09/26/2005 | Phil Trexler
    From The Ohio InJustice Files:JoeClarke.Net Clarkence Elkins was convicted of raping and killing his mother-in-law and raping his 6 year old niece and then put away in the slammer to rot. The prosecution evidently coached the 6 year old to identify Clarence at the scene of the crime, although he had 19 witnesses saying that he was in another city - many miles away - at the time of the crime.Appeal after appeal was turned down. A praying wife and other supporters (such as the stalwarts at Innocence Project in Ohio http://www.truthinjustice.org/ipcontacts.htm) did not give up . New twist in...