http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/humor-bloggers/ en-us Sun, 5 Jul 2009 22:42:55 GMT Focus Forum 15 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2286149/posts The American Thinker points out today there's a bunch of Obama collectible crap out there that no one wants. Just type "Obama" into ebay and you'll get a long list of crap that people recognize is worthless. I take that back...there was at least one bid for this item... Feed Your ADHD http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2286149/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 22:42:55 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2286126/posts One great fringe benefit of the Tea Parties is that they are driving the DUmmies absolutely NUts as you can see in this THREAD, "You dumb f*cking ignorant ass rednecks." Reading this thread by DUmmie Horse with no Name is like watching a public scream for mental health help. The deranged DUmmie is ANGRY that the Tea Parties are calling attention to Obama's FAILED economic policy. Of course, this DUmmie, and the others, are continuing to BLAME BUSH even though unemployment numbers during his presicency never came anywhere near 9.5%. Sorry DUmmies but Porkopulous did NOT work and they... DUmmie FUnnies http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2286126/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 21:53:46 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2286012/posts With unemployment at 9.5 percent and a federal budget over a trillion dollars in the hole, many Americans were stunned by the lavishness of the White House July 4th celebration. Not content with traditional burgers and hot dogs, the Obama Administration had several tons of exotic food and flown in from Hawaii. Obama’s favorite chefs accompanied the food on the flight. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs defended the extravagance as “a morale booster and a stimulus to the economy.” “Sure, the President could’ve made a show of economizing,” Gibbs observed. “But that would send the wrong message. More spending is what... A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2286012/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 17:50:57 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285988/posts Please, bid in shekels or dollars. Ms. McKinney may learn to appreciate her United States citizenship after this experience, and stop envying Castro, Chavez, and every other country. Here is a capsulized summary of Ms McKinney's history: Cynthia McKinney - one busy woman June 19, 2006 by chrisgraham augustafreepress.com Column by Max Friedman: Cynthia McKinney - One Busy womanIn between hitting cops and and playing the race card, wacko Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, D-Ga., keeps busy with the left on a number of subjects. Just pulling her file is a full day’s work, but it is worthwhile keeping track of her... JoeClarke.Net http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285988/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 17:06:33 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285984/posts More porn = less rape??? Yes, that's what he said... The Examiner http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285984/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 16:54:29 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285903/posts Anyway. Some might recall I have an utter fascination with Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive on Skins's island, although probably only a very few would recall as to exactly why. You see, I've had to deal with people like Chief S itting Bull all my life; people with severe psychological problems or a lack of confidence, who get "set off" by something I do. And it's always been a spectacle to relish, watching them get all bent out of shape, their facial and fistal features twisting and contorting, their eyeballs bulging outward and their eyes crossing,... conservativecave http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285903/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 13:52:03 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285796/posts And this is the woman that the State media would lead you to believe has no political future or credibility? Anyone who can so effectively return fire against Senator Horseface is o.k. with me. As an addendum to my recent post on Palin’s resignation, I offer this YouTube video of the governor at her best. And not a teleprompter to be seen. In 2004, Kerry was “swiftboated.” Has the Senator from Massachusetts just been “dogsledded” by a kooky hockey mom from Alaska? You betcha. VIDEO at original article. The Constitutional Alamo http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285796/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 07:10:39 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285754/posts Many of us were stricken with a sense of loss upon hearing of the death of Common Sense, but no grief could be greater than that suffered by his family. The family was recently contacted to see how their lives had changed since that time. The following is the story of the two half brothers, so affected by the loss of their close family member, their perseverance and their determination to live their lives despite their loss. After suitably mourning his half brother, Dim Wit decided that he was going to try and emulate Common Sense. He first began educating... http://www.freerepublic.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285754/posts#comment Sun, 5 Jul 2009 04:13:32 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285595/posts After insisting that it is not the United States’ place to meddle in the internal affairs of other nations in the case of Iran, US President Barack Obama demanded that Honduras restore Manuel Zelaya to the presidency of that country. Zelaya was removed from office by order of the country’s supreme court with the concurrence of the legislature when he attempted to illegally implement a proposed amendment to the nation’s constitution. According to the Honduran constitution, Zelaya was to be barred from reelection by its term-limit provision. Rather than seek to amend the constitution through methods specified in the document,... A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285595/posts#comment Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:38:18 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285390/posts WASHINGTON - In a stunning development, President Barack Obama and his wife were arrested yesterday on charges of child abuse and human cruelty, after it was revealed they had fed their own children, visiting dignitaries, local school children, and a women’s homeless shelter “organic” vegetables from the First Lady’s garden that were laced with lead. The president and Michelle Obama were released on their own recognizance, but ordered not to host any dinner or lunch parties, after tests revealed the soil in the First Garden had lead concentrations of 987,000 parts per million. (The Environmental Protection Agency puts the threshold... Feed Your ADHD http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285390/posts#comment Sat, 4 Jul 2009 13:20:28 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285371/posts Celebrate Dependence Day If You Are A Lib. Others may celebrate what Independence we have left. When I was medevaced out of Vietnam in 1970 my life ended and it ended for some time. Many of us felt worthless - for some time. But, eventually we learned "But By The Grace Of God Go I." There are many vets from all wars, as well as patriotic non-veterans, wondering why we did it and what is the use when the sneering, non-patriot types (I'll be kind, today, July 4th, and just call them libs)seem to have taken control of our government,... JoeClarke.Net http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285371/posts#comment Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:29:44 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285314/posts Most recent........ A. Possum's Toons........ http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285314/posts#comment Sat, 4 Jul 2009 08:48:58 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285224/posts That is my favorite line from David Kahane’s new piece over at NRO. Mostly because it’s the kind of non-sequiturish afterthought that I append in my speech all the time…a kind of verbal tic where one of the LPIMH hijacks the conversation for 10 seconds and throws everybody off the scent. I judge whether a person can keep up with me by whether or not he can follow my train of thought as it leaves the track every now and then. David Kahane is like that a lot when he writes, which is just one reason I like him. Go... WhenWeAreQueen http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285224/posts#comment Sat, 4 Jul 2009 02:04:46 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285118/posts I sent this website a suggestion for a bumper sticker. They did it! What do you think? http://www.patriotdepot.com/freeloadernation.aspx www.patriotdepot.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2285118/posts#comment Fri, 3 Jul 2009 23:02:29 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284868/posts Whig Out: Obama won't meddle in American revolutionCiting a new era in wishy-Washington foreign policy, the Obama Administration will not choose sides during this July 4th celebration.President Barack Obama said he neither favors the English, nor the would-be Americans in the War of Independence."He essentially sees this as a battle between colonial powers," said Obama spokesperson Roberto "Glib" Gibbs."Obviously, one is a nascent imperial power, but the difference is negligible."Normally, during July 4th celebrations, the President is expected to back the democratically-minded American side against a monarchy with speeches and press announcements, but feels this insertion into the fracas may... DotPenn.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284868/posts#comment Fri, 3 Jul 2009 15:12:07 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284626/posts Warren to buy Saints, build Purpose-Driven Field NEW ORLEANS — Pastor and author Rick Warren has signed a deal to purchase the New Orleans Saints football franchise for $320 million from current owner Tom Benson, and has pledged to pour his time and energy into helping the city and team rebuild. "This is the start of the Saints' turnaround," a Warren spokesman said. "America is going to see what a purpose-driven team can accomplish." The Saints have desperately needed a home and a vision since Hurricane Katrina devastated their season. They were keenly disappointed with the NFL's response to their... LarkNews http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284626/posts#comment Fri, 3 Jul 2009 04:04:16 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284468/posts House Republican Leader John Boehner (R-OH) today released a new web video targeting Washington Democrats’ trillion-dollar “stimulus” bill and asking “where are the jobs?” The tongue-in-cheek web video, inspired by a classic 1984 TV commercial by now-Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), features a job-sniffing GOP bloodhound named Ellie Mae and a down-home voiceover by Rep. Lynn Westmoreland (R-GA). GO TO THE FREEDOM POST TO ACCESS VIDEO. THE FREEDOM POST http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284468/posts#comment Thu, 2 Jul 2009 23:28:08 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284327/posts California has a $26 billion budget deficit and is now issuing IOU's to creditors. If you thought they would be working hard to solve the budget crisis, you would be wrong. They are debating Cow Tails. Unbelievable. Video here. Bluegrass Pundit http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284327/posts#comment Thu, 2 Jul 2009 19:31:30 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284317/posts A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’ The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I fell for each other at first site in a chat room on yahoo after she was googling me. I set up a date via e-mail and met with Mom at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used... Funny & Interesting E-mail Forwards http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284317/posts#comment Thu, 2 Jul 2009 19:12:04 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284313/posts Notoriouslyconservative.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2284313/posts#comment Thu, 2 Jul 2009 19:06:21 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283985/posts It's times like these that make me proud to have been born in America. We will have piece (sic) in the Middle East at last, because President Barack Hussein Obama has decided to freeze all new settlements here on the West Bank of the Jordan River. If only we had known in 1929, that nasty pogrom would not have been necessary. Our Arab neighbors don't want to kill us, they just don't want us to live here. If only we'd voluntarily remove ourselves en masse, we'd have piece at last, just like we do in Aza. But they will graciously... The Vuz Vuz http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283985/posts#comment Thu, 2 Jul 2009 12:21:06 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283904/posts Our First Amazon at a soup kitchen. Notice something funny? Enjoy! YoungGunConservative.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283904/posts#comment Thu, 2 Jul 2009 07:18:13 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283870/posts Kidney donor cries foul when recipient ditches Christianity TUPELO — Aleta Smith, who donated her kidney to a 20-year-old college student last year, wants it back now that the student has changed religions. Smith, a self-described "on-fire Christian," gave her kidney to Hannah Felks, a Lutheran and regular Christian camp counselor, last year after seeing Felks on the local news. "She was going to die unless she got a kidney," Smith says, sitting on the porch at her home. "They portrayed her as this nice Christian girl who works with kids. I saw it as a great opportunity to help... LarkNews http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283870/posts#comment Thu, 2 Jul 2009 04:54:20 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283482/posts The Smart Car What we will be forced to drive quite soon, with all the crazy enviromental regulations being proposed and passed. But look at all of the 'great new choices' we will have from 'The SMART Car': The Smorvette! The Smaudi A3 AWD! The Smamborghini! The Smorsche! The Smerrari! And last, but not least, The Smustang! notoriouslyconservative.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283482/posts#comment Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:15:23 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283407/posts Federal Reserve (Fed) Chairman Ben Bernanke warned that congressional enactment of Representative Ron Paul’s (R-Texas) bill mandating that the Federal Reserve be audited “could destroy our way of life.” The legislation (H.R. 1207) has been garnering significant bipartisan support that may give it a good chance of passing. “Secrecy is essential for the Fed to operate properly,” Bernanke insisted. “The kind of disclosure that would accompany an audit would impede our ability to manage the money supply. Individuals would be armed with information enabling them to take actions that could thwart our objectives.” As an example, the Federal Reserve Chairman... A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2283407/posts#comment Wed, 1 Jul 2009 17:42:20 GMT