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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • “Network” Money Speech Updated

    05/23/2017 5:18:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-23-17 | MOTUS
    I was reading this post on American Digest, "All boredom amused:" Rhyming History, Trump, and the Media as Foreseen in Network, 1976,” and wondered how the “Money Speech” might have been written A.D. (After Donald). It might have gone something like this: "You have meddled with the primary forces of nature, Mr. MAGA, and I won't have it! Is that clear?"You think you merely stopped HILLARY CLINTON’S PRESIDENCY AND PROTECTED YOUR PRECIOUS 2ND AMENDMENT. That is not the case. YOU have taken POWER AND CONTROL AWAY FROM YOUR BETTERS, DEMOCRAT PROGRESSIVES, and now YOU must put it back! It is...
  • CBS News Is Infested With Ghouls

    05/23/2017 4:41:06 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 21 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.23.2017 | David Blackmon
    And That’s The Way It Is…: Shortly after last night’s bombing of the Ariana Grande venue in Manchester, England, CBS reporter David Leavitt, who is such a “professional” fake journalist that he has often bragged about how he is a proud part of the “resistance” against President Donald Trump, sent out the following Tweet: “Multiple Confirmed Fatalities at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.” If you watch CBS to get your news, you are getting your news from a bunch of ghouls.
  • CNN Host Has Emotional Breakdown - Because People Don't Trust CNN Anymore

    05/22/2017 10:35:01 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 23 replies
    You Tube ^ | 5/22/17 | Mark Dice
    CNN's Kate Bolduan starts yelling and pointing her finger in the face of a panelist who doubts the "anonymous sources" the mainstream media keeps citing about evidence Trump and the Russians working together to steal the 2016 Presidential Election. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story. Copyright © 2017
  • New Book Coming This Weekend For You History Buffs -- DIME NOVEL

    05/22/2017 7:35:10 AM PDT · by Magnatron · 9 replies
    26 May 2017 | Jon Judson
    I'm not sure if this is allowed, but I'll try and the mods can take it down if it's not. I have a new book coming out on Amazon this Memorial Day weekend, just in time for summer reading. If you like quirky, funny, historical fiction, take a look. I think you'll find the book timely as it is an allegorical tale on fake news and media bias -- and its impact on a gullible public. I'll post a link for the book, which will be initially available on Kindle, later this week when it goes live. Meantime, here...
  • Democrats’ New Plan: Flipping Their Birds Back To Power

    05/22/2017 5:03:06 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 19 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.22.2017 | David Blackmon
    Cussing their way back into power, two middle fingers at a time.: At the increasingly profane Democrat Party’s annual convention in California, the 84 year-old outgoing state party chairman, some guy named John Burton, closed out the proceedings by sticking both middle fingers in the air and leading gleeful party members in the chant of “F*** Donald Trump! F*** Donald Trump!” The fake national news media largely ignored the incident. Try to imagine the fake media outrage that would ensue if a state GOP party chair led a GOP convention in a chant of “F*** Barack Obama!”, or “F*** Hillary...
  • The Apology Tour 2017

    05/22/2017 4:20:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-22-17 | MOTUS
    Question of the Day: What’s the difference between President Barack Hussein Obama’s Apology Tour of 2009 and President Donald J. Trump’s Apology Tour of 2017?Answer: This time they apologize to us.U.S. President Donald Trump shakes hands with Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahayan, Abu Dhabi Crown Prince and Deputy Supreme Commander of the United Arab Emirates (UAE) Armed Forces.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Comey’s False Presidential Handshake Claim

    05/21/2017 7:19:16 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 32 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.21.2017 | David Blackmon
    What is the first thing you notice by looking at that film? If you’re like most people, you notice that James Comey is about a foot taller than anyone else in that entire room. Let’s be honest here: If the Director of the FBI really believed that, by wearing a blazer that is similar in color to the curtains in that room, he was going to avoid attracting attention from the President or anyone else, he is obviously too damned dim-witted to be the FBI Director, and needed firing for that reason alone. Now take a look at the photo...
  • The Irregular Summer Sabbatical

    05/21/2017 7:00:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-21-17 | MOTUS
    MOTUS A.D. hit a big milestone a little while ago: 10 million hits on StatCounter.  There’s no prize associated with this event of course but that’s a lot! The blog was originally created to channel my angst and foreboding about the fundamental transformation of America; I surely didn’t envision being here, with all of you, 8 years hence fighting the same fight, against the same embedded corruptocrats. At least now we have our own leader to help take our country back.So give yourselves a big round of applause:We’ve done good! Whether you are a charter member, signed up somewhere along the...
  • Muslim Hijab Rap CRINGE FEST

    05/20/2017 11:35:28 AM PDT · by Lorianne · 17 replies
    You Tube ^ | 12 May 2017 | Paul Joseph Watson
    They're trying to re-brand the Muslim veil as an emblem of feminism. It isn't. Video 5:31
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 5.20.2017

    05/20/2017 6:22:19 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 6 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.20.2017 | David Blackmon
    Democrats have now set themselves up with a big problem, thanks to their incessant, irrational talk about “Impeachment” over the last few months: They now have a radical leftwing base that expects them to deliver the goods, and soon. The trouble is, it’s a goal that is not deliverable any time in the foreseeable future. In doing this, the Democrats have set themselves up with the very same conundrum that Republicans set themselves up with on Obamacare. Why is it not deliverable? First because, simply, the impeachment of a president requires there to be a crime. So far, despite all...
  • Bitchy and Scratchy

    05/20/2017 5:06:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 28 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-20-17 | MOTUS
    The Trumps arrive in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia:Somehow the boob belt seems less offensive on Melania. But do you want to know what is as offensive? The lack of head covering. ABC couldn’t wait to point out that although Michelle Obama didn’t wear head covering when visiting Saudia Arabia in 2015, First lady Melania Trump stepped off Air Force One at King Khalid International Airport Saturday morning without a head scarf -- following the example of her predecessor, Michelle Obama -- and potentially creating a stir in this conservative Islamic country. – ABC she “intended to make a statement in a country...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 5.19.2017

    05/19/2017 6:49:26 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.19.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Today’s Required Reading: George Soros, that evil old leftist radical who funds Black Lives Matter and other U.S. leftist violent protest groups, essentially owns the Democratic Party, and who has played such a large role in the flooding of Europe with Muslim immigrants, is now buying up district attorneys around the country. Great report on his latest efforts to destroy the free world here. - Can we get the WaPo and NYTimes to quit making stuff up about Comey now?: Guy Benson, one of the handful of real journalists still working in Washington DC today, posted video on Twitter...
  • XKCD Doctor's Visit (humor)

    05/19/2017 5:51:45 AM PDT · by Dr. Sivana · 9 replies
    xkcd.com ^ | 5/19/2017 | Randall Munroe
  • The Underpants Bombers Strike Again

    05/19/2017 5:47:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-16-17 | MOTUS
    Two stories: Trump allegedly shares highly classified information with the Russian foreign minister and ambassador in a White House meeting last week. Sources appear to be “current and former U.S. officials” - probably located inside the CIA and/or NSA. This is intolerable! Murdered DNC staffer Seth Rich - murdered last summer in a “botched robbery” in which neither his wallet or expensive watch was taken – had been communicating with WikiLeaks before his death. Washington Police Department told to “stand down” in their investigation. Which story will preoccupy the MSM all day every day for the rest of the week?...
  • A Leak a Day Keeps the Plumbers at Bay

    05/19/2017 5:41:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-17-17 | MOTUS
    You all remember the Watergate Plumbers don’t you? On Thanksgiving evening of 1972, David Young arrived home from his planning at the Special Investigative Unit, when his grandmother asked him, "What do you do at the White House?", to which he replied, "I am helping the president stop some leaks." She replied, with astonishment, "Oh, you're a plumber!" Young, Liddy and Hunt then put up a sign on their office with the title, "The Plumbers". Soon it was taken down, because their covert operations were supposed to be top secret, but the name stuck for the group. The White House...
  • “That Would Be a Big F***ing Deal”

    05/19/2017 5:35:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-18-17 | MOTUS
    When the odds are against us, when things look grim, when everyone else has given up and even the cheer team is down…President Trump will step in to carry the ball himself. “You will find that things happen to you that you do not deserve and that are not always warranted, but you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight. Never, ever, ever give up...” "Adversity makes your stronger. Don't give in. Don't back down and never stop doing what you know is right. Nothing worth doing ever, ever, ever came easy. And the more righteous your...
  • The Ungovernable Left – E Pluribus Unum Amplius

    05/19/2017 5:22:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-19-17 | MOTUS
      The Left’s Agitprop on Parade: Berkeley, February 2017As you know my love for Tucker has waned significantly over time, to the point that I seldom watch. But as sleep alluded me last night I switched it on at 2:00 AM and was stunned to hear the most comprehensive condemnation of the Left in America I’ve heard in a very long time. Tucker Carlson believes the left wants to remove President Donald Trump by any means necessary, and he says this highlights the drastic and dangerous changes the progressive movement has undergone in the past several decades."The modern left is...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 5.15.2017

    05/15/2017 5:33:23 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.15.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Heat Street reports that the U.S. Supreme Court, thanks to an utterly idiotic ruling by the idiot majority on the idiot 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, may soon have to decide if school children can be arrested for fake belching in class. Thank God this case didn’t come up in 1967, or I would have probably spent a lifetime in prison. I swear I don’t make this stuff up. - The fake editors at the NY Times approved an op/ed piece by someone named Lee Siegel. It’s headline: “For Liberals, Is It Time To Move To Norway?” To which...
  • How Did This Happen?

    05/15/2017 5:17:03 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-15-17 | MOTUS
    Making America Great Again, Miss USA version:  The new Miss USA is a scientist at the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission, and she knows a thing or two about dropping a bomb.Pageant winner Kara McCullough sent heads shaking Sunday night when she said affordable health care in America is a “privilege” instead of a “right.”McCullough, 25, who started the day as Miss District of Columbia, linked health care access to job creation, leaving the impression that people without a job are not entitled to coverage. - NY Daily News And she does NOT consider herself a feminist! She prefers the term “equalist,”...
  • Orange is the New Black, and Russians are the New Jews

    05/14/2017 4:58:31 PM PDT · by wayne_shrugged · 7 replies
    Justin Washington, the Blogger ^ | 05/13/2017 | Justin Washington
    Trump’s first 100 days in Office was recently assessed by his “adoring” fans in the Mainstream Media, also known as the Ministry of DNC Agitprob: Anderson “Vanderbilt” Cooper rolled his “mean-girl” eyes dramatically during his interview with Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s former campaign manager; Stephen Colbert lambasted Trump for his comments about someone named Dickerson on “Deface the Nation”; and someone named Mika Brzezinski called out CNN for even interviewing Kellyanne Conway as indulging in “politics porn.” (Ironic that the media are awash in claims of Russians behind every turn, yet they missed an obvious target-rich person with a name like...