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  • Clinton Wipes Server, Cites Right Against Self-Incrimination [semi-satire]

    03/31/2015 9:10:59 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 March 2015 | John Semmens
    In what her backers are calling the “perfect checkmate” move, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has sought to blunt all further inquiries into her activities while at the Department of State by completely reformatting the server used for her email correspondence while she was in office. “Those who are trying to prove that I’m guilty of violating the law will have to do it without access to documents formerly on my own private server,” Clinton announced. “They may grouse that since I used this server for all my official correspondence as Secretary of State that I had no right...
  • The League of Non-Superheroes

    03/31/2015 7:58:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-31-2015 | MOTUS
    “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.” – Bob Parr, in The Incredibles. Look, I know the world is falling apart. I too am fearful of the terms Jean Carré will “negotiate” with Iran in order to win his Nobel Peace Prize. Supposedly that’s a medal he’ll keepAnd sure I find it a little unnerving that the Saudis and Egyptians are forming a joint Arab army to fight WWIII against – oh, I don’t know…us, maybe? And yes, I realize it may all depend on the outcome of Jean...
  • Mayor Suggests that Chicago Airports Be Renamed [semi-satire]

    03/30/2015 8:42:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 16 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 March 2015 | John Semmens
    In an unexpectedly difficult reelection campaign, Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel sought to rally support by promising to rename the City’s two airports in honor of President and Michelle Obama. The two airports are currently named in honor of World War II Navy pilot Edward “Butch” O’Hare and the 1942 Battle of Midway—an upset US victory over Japan that many historians view as the turning point of the war in the Pacific. “I don’t mean to denigrate these earlier historic events, but they pale in significance to the impact that President Obama has had on this country,” Emanuel explained. “O’Hare was...
  • Teeing It Up To Serve Iranian Interests?

    03/30/2015 7:49:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-30-2015 | MOTUS
    Only 24 hours to go and it’s hard to say how the negotiations are going. Despite our good faith negotiating with Iran (i.e. faithfully promising to serve Iranian interests while running interference for them with the other European delegates) the Ayatollah’s team pulled a fast one at the last minute. Now they want to keep all of the enriched uranium they have been manufacturing for the past 5 years instead of giving it to Russia for safe keeping (Ha ha! That’s a good one too: “give it to Russia for ‘safe keeping’.”) Not that Iran ever actually promised not to...
  • Armed American Radio (3-29-15)

    03/29/2015 12:16:57 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 3-29-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • #BanHighCapacityAircraft: More “News” From the Rabbit Hole

    03/29/2015 8:44:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-29-2015 | MOTUS
    Today’s post, direct from the Rabbit Hole:Due to the recent mass murder of 149 men, women and children with a high-capacity Airbus A320 airplane – which is just the most recent in an epidemic of suicidal airplanes – airplane safety rules are being reviewed by the Federal Transportation Department for possible revision.Under the leadership of luminaries like former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg as well as other well known anti-gun politicians and Hollywood activists, grass root advocacy groups have been quickly organized and funded. One of the largest to-date is Mothers Against Planes* (MAP). They’ve already begun to lobby Congress for...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    03/29/2015 4:40:02 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 29 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
     Look, anybody can make a mistake- More at Reaganite Republican
  • Hillz is entitled to be Presidette, and if you don’t agree, you’re a sexist.

    03/28/2015 8:51:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-28-2015 | MOTUS
    Ah, it’s good to be King Queen (is that sexist?)“We learned today, from her attorney, Secretary Clinton unilaterally decided to wipe her server clean and permanently delete all emails from her personal server,” he continued. “While it is not clear precisely when Secretary Clinton decided to permanently delete all emails from her server, it appears she made the decision after October 28, 2014, when the Department of State for the first time asked the Secretary to return her public record to the Department.” National Review Unfortunately, her emails were under subpoena at the time, so this could pose a...
  • Well, I would have finished my first AR15 build, but.....

    03/27/2015 10:23:07 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 57 replies
    None | 3-27-15 | RandallFlagg
    I was tightening the barrel nut onto my upper receiver, and I got 'er up to 30 foot pounds. Loosened it up and tightened again, wash, rinse, repeat... During the final tightening, the nut lugs would not line up with the gas system. Tighter... And, tighter..... And, TIGHTER......... And.... I started snapping the teeth off of my barrel nut! I have to go to the gun shop tomorrow morning and get a couple more barrel nuts, and start all over again. I'm so sad!
  • Revrunt Sharpton Comes Out Swinging Aganst Cruz

    03/27/2015 11:56:36 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 44 replies
    self | March 27.2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • First, Historic “Last Friday of the Month Great Escape”- Let’s Roll!

    03/27/2015 7:44:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-27-2015 | MOTUS
    What a week! Suicidal airplanes, exploding buildings, our Mideast policy revealed to be as venal and addled as we feared. We have not seen such a synthesis of incompetence and malfeasance since…well, ever. Even Jimmy Carter looks competent and wise by comparison. At least back then it was still clear which end zone we were trying to protect.Now that the Arab Spring is nothing more than a vague dream fragment the Middle East appears on the brink of implosion. The thin memory of that verdant vernal equinox is about to be eclipsed by nuclear winter. And haven’t we all had...
  • TGIF Toons

    03/27/2015 4:53:15 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 27 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Schmatelle Debuts Hello Obie Doll!!

    03/26/2015 5:33:16 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 4 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 25, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    The Hello Obie Requires a Web Connection.. Share your Fondest Dreams With Hello Obie
  • Questions from Obama's Rabbit Hole: “But How Can It Be Like That?”

    03/26/2015 7:11:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-26-2015 | MOTUS
    There is a great deal of disturbing news from around the world on the War on Terror – not the least of which is the announcement of desertion charges filed against Bowe Bergdahl, our “prize” in last year’s Turd for Terrorists swap. And in the midst of all this we get this strange story: Big Guy met with his former Secretary of State on Monday afternoon behind closed doors to discuss "a range of topics." According to a Big White statement: "President Obama and Secretary Clinton enjoy catching-up in person when their schedules permit," White House press secretary Josh Earnest...
  • The We Like Shooting Podcast is live @19:30 Mountain Time (3-25-15)

    03/25/2015 4:16:14 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    We Like Shooting YouTube Channel ^ | 3-25-15 | RandallFlagg
    Hilarious panel discussion about safety, guns, gear and gadgets and the issues that affect responsible shooters everywhere. Our guest tonight is Molly Rae, owner of Valkyrja Arms. It's gonna be a great time!
  • GOP Urged Not to Lose Sleep Over Possible Executive Tax Hikes [semi-satire]

    03/25/2015 10:32:32 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-New/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Press Secretary Josh Earnest advised Republicans “not to lose any sleep over the president using his executive power to raise taxes. First, it hasn’t happened yet. So why fret about something that may not occur?” “Second, and even more important, if the president does decide to raise taxes there’s nothing anybody can do to stop him,” Earnest added. “The Internal Revenue Service is subordinate to his authority. If he orders them to increase the government’s take from taxpayers they will unhesitatingly obey. They most certainly won’t be swayed by anything any member of Congress or the courts might say or...
  • Did The Wig Hats Do Her In, Or Did the Florist Run Off With Them?

    03/25/2015 7:34:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-25-2015 | MOTUS
    Okay, I’m going to make this as quick and painless as I can.Yes it’s true, Lady M axed the Big White florist. No, not because she was white, although she was. It was because she and Lady M just grew apart. When Lady M hired Laura Dowling in ‘09 everything was fine as her tastes still ran towards the “classics.” Which was fine because florist Laura Dowling was also known for her classic floral arrangements.Butt then, as happens with so many relationships, one partner evolved and the other didn’t. In this case Lady M’s tastes grew more sophisticated over the...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    03/25/2015 5:17:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 25 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Michelle Obamas Real DIet!! a Freep Exclusive!!

    03/24/2015 8:54:24 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 26 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 23, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Democrats Torpedo Human Trafficking Bill [semi-satire]

    03/24/2015 3:29:28 PM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Legislation aimed at deterring human trafficking (kidnapping people and selling them into slavery—especially as prostitutes) was stifled by a Democratic filibuster in the US Senate this week. The offending clause in the bill, as Democrats see it, is language that would bar federal funds being used to fund abortions. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif) explained that “inasmuch as unwanted pregnancy is an even worse fate than being sold as a sex slave we cannot abide placing any limits on a woman’s right to an abortion. A sex slave merely has to endure occasional interludes of undesired intercourse. A woman denied an...
  • One Tomball Woman's Suggestion On How To Handle An Unruly Child. (Rant of the day - Profanity)

    03/24/2015 9:52:16 AM PDT · by TexasCajun · 10 replies
    KPRCRadio.com (950 AM Houston) ^ | March 24, 2015 | kathleen Smith
    RANT OF THE DAY ! The link consist of two Facebook videos: Kathleen Smith's experience with unruly toddler(2 or 3) in a Tomball, Texas HEB supermarket. She took some heat on Facebook. Then issued her unapology.
  • Obama's New Plan: “By Hook Or By Crook”

    03/24/2015 8:37:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-24-2015 | MOTUS
    In a very lengthy interview with HuffPo, Big Guy pretty much laid out his entire presidential game plan: “By hook or by crook, we’re going to make sure that when I leave this office, that the country is more prosperous, more people have opportunity, kids have a better education, we’re more competitive, climate change is being taken more seriously than it was, and we are actually trying to do something about it. Those are going to be the measures by which I look back and say whether I’ve been successful as president.” Make sure that the country is more prosperous:Remember...
  • why NOT a Jerry Brown Candidacy??

    03/23/2015 4:48:25 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 61 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 20, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    yes .."why NOT a Jerry Brown Candidacy??"
  • Obama: 'Hands-Up-Don't-Shoot' is our new foreign policy

    03/23/2015 12:17:08 PM PDT · by smoothsailing · 4 replies
    The Peoples Cube ^ | 3-23-2015 | Kommissar Brainiac
    March 23, 2015Obama: 'Hands-Up-Don't-Shoot' is our new foreign policy by Kommissar Brainiac The White House announced today that it is adopting an entirely new foreign policy, based on the "Hands-up-don't-shoot" movement that is gaining momentum with community organizations throughout the U.S. "If it works in the streets of America, if it is effective as our domestic strategy, it can work as foreign policy doctrine as well," President Obama said at a press conference Monday. "This may sound like a harsh measure, but we won't hesitate to use it when safety of all Americans is at stake," he added. It is...
  • Let's Ban Political Parties From the Political Process

    03/23/2015 9:39:45 AM PDT · by HammerT · 15 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 3/20/2015 | Karl Marx Treatment Center
    “Universal voting would counteract money more than anything,” makes as much sense as anything else Obama has said. The idea that people utilizing their freedom of association to pool resources in order to influence politics is somehow corruptive of the political process stems from the unspoken idea that the country is one big commons owned collectively by us all and the government's purpose is to decide how to fairly allocate the commons. In an actual free country there is no such problem. The country isn't one big socialized commons. But in a socialized country where the presumption is that everything...
  • politics,humor

    03/23/2015 8:50:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-23-2015 | MOTUS
    Good Morning! If you, like most non-super heroes, need a cuppa joe to get rolling – there’s good news! You can once again grab a cup at Starbucks without having your white privilege challenged by the barista with a dual degree in philosophy and gender studies. The coffee chain has dropped their “Race for the Cure” campaign, due to extreme blowback; in other words, it was effecting the bottom line.According to the Instapundit, part of the problem may have been the hypocrisy: STARBUCKS: Where Only The Coffee Is Black! It’s not shocking at all that this lame “conversation about race”...
  • ICE Releases Another 30,000 Illegal Alien Criminals [semi-satire]

    03/23/2015 8:49:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced that during 2014 it released another 30,000 illegal aliens with criminal records. This follows the 36,000 it released in 2013. The crimes for which these persons were responsible include homicide, sexual assault, kidnapping, aggravated assault and more than 16,000 incidents of drunk or drugged driving. The released individuals are now free to move about the country. In testimony before Congress, ICE Director Sarah Saldana characterized this action as “the best option we had available to us given the parameters established by President Obama. Is putting criminals back on the street bad? Yes, but...
  • Armed American Radio (3-22-15)

    03/22/2015 1:51:33 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 3 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 3-22-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • WV Governor Vetoes Gun Bill [semi-satire]

    03/22/2015 10:04:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    West Virginia’s Democratic Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have broadened the scope of concealed carry of guns by law-abiding citizens. “The notion that the citizen is the best line of defense against crimes against himself is one I can’t support,” Tomblin said. “Citizens aren’t properly trained. Allowing them to arm themselves only complicates matters for legitimate law enforcement personnel. If both the perps and their victims are armed how will the police know who to shoot when they arrive on the scene?” The governor also expressed skepticism about the adage “that when seconds count, the...
  • The Week in Propaganda

    03/22/2015 6:49:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-22-2015 | MOTUS
    Don’t worry, Jean Carré tells us the talks with nuclear Iran are coming along just swimmingly:“Of course, yes, death to America.” Iran’s Supreme leader Ali Khamenei called for “Death to America” on Saturday, a day after President Barack Obama appealed to Iran to seize a “historic opportunity” for a nuclear deal and a better future, and as US Secretary of State John Kerry claimed substantial progress toward an accord. Khamenei told a crowd in Tehran that Iran would not capitulate to Western demands. When the crowd started shouting, “Death to America,” the ayatollah responded: “Of course yes, death to America,...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    03/22/2015 4:55:18 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Obama Threatens Israel [semi-satire]

    03/21/2015 12:10:42 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Stung by Israeli voters’ rejection of his wishes by their reelection of Prime Minister Netanyahu, US President Barack Obama ominously warned that he is weighing a change to America’s long-standing alliance with the Jewish state. “Israel is the ‘odd man out’ in the Middle East,” Obama told Netanyahu in a post-election phone call. “Six million Jews are pitted against a billion Muslims. Based on democratic principles of majority rule, I don’t see how we can continue to side with a tiny minority against the wishes of the vast majority who would like to see Israel eliminated.” “Maintaining an island of...
  • Barack Obama actually Son Of Cab Calloway!

    03/21/2015 8:47:08 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 27 replies
    MeshugeMikey | March 21, 2915 | MeshugeMikey
    Barack Obama actually Son Of Cab Calloway! ...The man who sang Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho! ...and Minnie The Moocher!!!
  • Lady M's Bang a Gong Show: Far East Version

    03/21/2015 8:04:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 21 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-21-2015 | MOTUS
    Don’t ask why. Just take my word for it: Lady M’s trip to Japan/Cambodia reminded me of this 70’s era glam-rock mega one-hit wonder from T. Rex."Get It On"Well you're dirty and sweet Clad in black Don't look backAnd I love you You're dirty and sweet oh yeaWell you're slim and you're weak You got the teeth Of the Hydra upon you You're dirty sweet And you're my girlGet It On Bang a gong Get It OnYou're built like a car You got a hubcap Diamond star haloYou're built like a car Oh yeahYou're an untamed youth That's the truthWith...
  • [Satire] Obama Exempts White House from Freedom of Information Act

    03/20/2015 9:21:12 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Contending that "constant prying by the enemies of this Administration are impeding my ability to smoothly rule this country," President Obama issued a decree exempting the White House Office of Administration from further compliance with the requirements of the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) spokesperson Anne Weismann characterized the move as "completely out of step with the President's supposed commitment to transparency." Office of Administration Director Beth Jones defended the move as "a necessary precaution against information falling into the wrong hands. This country is at war with reactionary elements who wouldn't...
  • what IS Obie Sayng here?

    03/20/2015 10:29:26 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 52 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 20, 2015 | Self
  • A Week of Humiliations: Reflections of Sista Silverheels

    03/20/2015 7:33:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-20-2015 | MOTUS
    First - and worst – came BO’s humiliating loss to Bibi. No amount of money, sabotage, or fraud could pull the Israeli election out in Big Guy’s favor.Bibi, saying the Serenity Prayer: “God, help me to accept the things I cannot change.”Barry, saying the Serenity Prayer: “Allah, help me change the things I cannot accept.”Then came Sista’ Silverheels’ humiliating stumble and near tumble into the arms of little Emperor Akihito:I told her she should just take her traditional matcha green tea straight, butt I think she put a little “cream” in it anyway.As if that weren’t bad enough, next we...
  • TGIF Toons

    03/20/2015 3:55:34 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Screwed-Up People Who Really Screwed-Up Their Face (Disturbing Body Modifications)

    03/19/2015 9:11:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 40 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More 'progress' and cutting-edge style  from Obama-voter-types... next level s#!% here! Just wrong 'Glass-lense' piercing- why [more: gallery/links]
  • Obama’s New Individual Mandate

    03/19/2015 8:46:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Elections have consequences, just ask BO if you don’t believe me. So far, Israel’s election has had these consequences: Bibi has officially been unfriended by Barry. – New York TimesBig Guy is seriously considering taking his toys and going home. PoliticoFormer Obama campaign chairman and presidential advisor, David Axelrod, accused Bibi of “shameful demagoguery.” (this, from a man, as Mary Katharine Ham pointed out, “ran a campaign that accused Mitt Romney of giving a woman cancer, blessing scurrilous charges of tax evasion, and darkly warning Ohio voters that Obama’s opponent wasn’t ‘one of us.’” – PowerlineIran’s nuclear arms for peace...
  • “Bibi Wins Big”

    03/18/2015 7:58:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 28 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-18-2015 | MOTUS
    Landslide Victory: “BUMMER: Obama loses Israeli election to Netanyahu (UPDATE: includes funniest reactions to the losers)”I guess the Israeli’s are not as adverse to staying viable as Americans areAnd that is encouraging! Apparently you can still win even when the elections are rigged, the polling data is fraudulent and foreign DICKtators are working to defeat you:  This unauthorized funding casts an extraordinarily pernicious light on Obama, especially given that we as a nation ought not to interfere with an ally nation’s election... This is why the president has ordered the non-profits to scrub anything from their websites that leads a...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    03/18/2015 5:36:07 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 18 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • That Old (Irish) Gang of Mine

    03/17/2015 7:49:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-17-2015 | MOTUS
    I have a special St. Patrick’s Day greeting for you from my time vault; it’s a special performance from 2011, when all the gals - ValJar, Oprah, SanFran Nan, Hillz and Lady M - were still Bffs:Cherish this timeless memory because the time when you could get this group of dames together to don red wigs and do an Irish jig is long gone.This video was made before the Tea Party stole Nan’s control of the House, before Oprah was forced to cancel her own show, before the words “Benghazi” and “what difference, at this point, does it make” were...
  • Hitler Listens to UVB-76 the Buzzer 3

    03/17/2015 12:27:07 AM PDT · by AdmSmith · 6 replies
    VEF Riga ^ | Mar 14, 2015 | gogar88
    A very funny reminder of the old days during Cold War 1
  • Interloper Removed From Whitehouse Exclusive Video.... Breaking!!

    03/16/2015 12:44:59 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 25 replies
    MeshugeMikey | March 16, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Obama’s Guiding Light

    03/16/2015 8:12:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-16-2015 | MOTUS
    I don’t think this NYT Magazine article on Val Jar is going to do much to squelch those persistent Svengali/Rasputin rumors: Excerpts: In his new book, David Axelrod asserts that Rahm Emanuel, when he was chief of staff, was openly uncomfortable with your relationship with the first family. In a town where access is so important, initially it probably made people a little uncomfortable. I think that has faded. I just want to do my job, and part of my job for the president is to be his friend. “And friends share everything.” You’ve been with President Obama from the...
  • Hillary: The Ides of March Are Upon Us

    03/15/2015 8:39:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-15-2015 | MOTUS
    Well, here we are, the ides of March; and needless to say, beware.As every Romanophile knows, today is the day Julius Caesar was done in by his friends and enemies. Hillary should take note of Spurinna’s warning.Because I fear the long knives are coming for her. It now appears that her old boss and his consigliore are behind all of Hill’s current woes. (h/t Larwyn’s Linx)If they’d do it to Rhambo, they’d do it to anybodyBarry promised Bill and Hill to back Hill’s 2016 presidential run if they helped out during the historic 2008 contest. In politics, though, 8 minutes...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    03/15/2015 5:13:55 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • President Obama jokes about Clinton’s emails, Scott Walker and marijuana...

    03/15/2015 12:36:59 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 16 replies
    Washington Post ^ | March 15, 2015 | y Ben Terris and Roxanne Roberts
    "....The president—speaking at the dinner for a third time as president, fourth time overall — told the room that Democrats had determined they needed to do better with older white voters....Why is this night different from all other nights? Because on this night, when Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker makes a joke about Hillary Clinton, it’s not part of a future negative ad campaign.“I really do have a lot of close friends who are Democrats,” said Walker, serving as the official Republican speaker for the evening. “ I even have Hillary’s private email. . . It’s HillaryClinton@Wallstreet.com. You know the best...
  • Obama Administration Asks Appeals Court to Void Injunction [semi-satire]

    03/14/2015 10:52:54 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Lawyers for the Obama Administration filed suit in the New Orleans-based 5th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals, asking it to overturn federal Judge Andrew Hanen’s injunction prohibiting further executive action granting additional rights and privileges to amnestied illegal aliens. “Judge Hanen’s order is unprecedented and wrong,” claimed Administration attorney Abby Lyon. “First of all, a mere district court judge lacks the standing to impede a policy ordered by the president of the United States,” Lyon said. “Second, Judge Hanen was appointed by former President Bush, who is no longer this country’s reigning chief executive. Consequently, Hanen has no mandate to...